FUCK TINDER

[Anonymous No.29256182]

>be me
>go on (((tinder)))
>"you got a secret admirer! click here to see who liked you!"
>oh that's nice
>I click on one for the 4 squares to pick my admirer
>just kidding goy, no secret admirer for you. buy tinder gold

Pic related

[Anonymous No.29256332]

>>29256182
You just picked the wrong one, it does work anon. Its just 1/4 chance.

[Anonymous No.29256440]

Tinder is a scam dont buy (((they))) will rug you

[Anonymous No.29256557]

>>29256332
I feel betrayed since they promised me my admirer. Not a "chance" to see my admirer.

>>29256440
Kek

[Anonymous No.29256613]

>tfw have twice as many tinder matches as Facebook friends.
>none of the women want to go on dates or meet up

[Anonymous No.29256786]

>>29256613
Do you talk to them?

[Anonymous No.29257039]

You'll only find common woman on this platform. Extraordinary women are hard to comb through, but just using dating apps to find them is even harder. Just get used to seeing semi-alocoholic pudgy girls who think their 45k job and their 80k student debt is worth shacking up with.

[Anonymous No.29257143]

>>29256557
>>29256182
im sorry man

[Anonymous No.29257218]

>>29256613
Same here, bang about 1 out of every 100 matches. Fucking bitches Literally stop replying when u suggest u meet up
Least i got a tight blond 18 year old fuckbuddy off the app last month

[Anonymous No.29257281]

>>29257039
>45k job and their 80k student debt is worth shacking up with
Mine only makes 25k and is talking about living together. So can i use Tinder to get an upgraded girlfriend?

[Anonymous No.29257305]

>notification saying someone liked me
>swipe left on fat girl
>oops! You missed a match
Every single time

[Anonymous No.29257311]

>>29256613
0 * 2 is still 0

[Anonymous No.29257370]

>>29257305
be more handsome

[Anonymous No.29257444]

Tinder gold is for thirsty guys and women that want to hide their age.

[Anonymous No.29257559]

>>29257444
trips of chad tinder advice

[Anonymous No.29257568]

>>29257305
funny

[Anonymous No.29257667]

>>29256557
Count yourself lucky you didn't see her. Considering the state of you she probably looks like a fucking swamp monster

[Anonymous No.29257792]

>>29256182
The more money you put in, the more luc you'll have ... You don't need platinum, but gold subscription and an occasional boost really help. The more you pay (favoriting , the blue starr and boost), the more you'll be seen ... I've had plenty of hookups, women are horrny just as men, but I do think that I could pick up beter looking women in real life than on tinder, partly because the good looking ones don't need tinder, good luck anon

[Anonymous No.29257827]

>>29257667
I look like jesus christ anon

[Anonymous No.29257931]

I've done that like 5 times and still haven't got the right card. It's rigged.

[Anonymous No.29258009]

>>29256182
if you send me some money I'll teach you how to view the top 12 likes

[Anonymous No.29258270]

Tinder is fucking horrible these days

2016 was the golden period. 50+ new matches a day. Now it's just spastic land whales who have fucked their brain so bad with social media, they cant even have a conversation

I'm unironically top tier too so I can only imagine what its like for the manlets and uglies. if i was them and i couldn't get laid, i'd definitely attack some chick on her walk home. the resentment i feel if i get less than 20 new matches in my first day is insane. my cope and seethe is beyond and I see gf potential in about 1 in 100 chicks, srs. the rest I'd barely give my time or energy too

then you get the chicks that are depressed and they take about an hour to cum cause they're on antidepressants. REEEEEE I WANNA PUNCH FUCK OUT THIS WHORES

[Anonymous No.29258310]

>>29256332
there is some fuckery going on. I've been getting admirer popup for over a year and never got anything.

Tinder is manipulative as fuck.

[Anonymous No.29258432]

>>29258009
How many LINK for that?

>>29258270
Same bro

[Anonymous No.29258449]

>>29257305
>tfw barely any fatties swipe right on me
>tfw have like 3 matches a month but theyre all total qts
>tfw talk for like 4 lines then they dont respond
aaaaAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.29258519]

sex seems way too scary, not even touching anything like this with a ten foot pole.

t. schizoid

[Anonymous No.29258638]

it's been fucked since they introduced boosts where retards they would otherwise not show can pay to get on top of the stack (leaving you on the bottom).

paying alleviates it for a few moments but reduces long-term visibility. Only way to win is to get a high "elo" score (lots of girls swipe you right), then Tinder will show you more often.

[Anonymous No.29258636]

>>29258519
it is a pretty violent act desu

[Anonymous No.29258749]

>>29258432
however much you want desu
0xe69AAa48730554C11Fe716C787D5Bd9685506D70

instructions:
>open tinder in a browser, log in, click on the "X likes" picture/the one with a gold border duh
>open DevTools (ctrl+shift+i on windows chrome)
>click on console
>copy paste this in

async function unblur() {
const teasers = await fetch("https://api.gotinder.com/v2/fast-match/teasers", { "headers": { "X-Auth-Token": localStorage.getItem('TinderWeb/APIToken') }}).then(res => res.json()).then(res => res.data.results);
const teaserEls = document.querySelectorAll('.Expand.enterAnimationContainer > div:nth-child(1)');

for (let i = 0; i < teaserEls.length; ++i) {
const teaser = teasers[i];
const teaserEl = teaserEls[i];

const teaserImage = teaser.user.photos[0].url;

teaserEl.style.backgroundImage = `url(${teaserImage})`;
}
}

setInterval(() => {
if (location.pathname === '/app/likes-you') {
unblur();
}
}, 5000);

and enjoy

warning though, you may not like what you see, pic related, it's usually whales and uggos you wouldn't have swiped on anyway

[Anonymous No.29259031]

never had a tinder account
found a trad girl who is very interested in me to the point she may worship me
because I was no cooming no fapping like a chad for over 2 months
now masturbating while imagining having passionate romantic loving sex with her
hot damn
so glad I never wasted time on tinder whores

[Anonymous No.29259047]

>>29258749
Insane anon! I made a little auto liker script, but I haven't tampered much with querying stuff using the auth token. I don't have any currency rn, but since I really like your script you may have this NFT I stole

[Anonymous No.29259098]

>>29256182
this has nothing to do with business and finance. Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.29259102]

>>29256182
How can I short tinder?

[Anonymous No.29259127]

>>29259047
if you like everyone, they shadow ban you

[Anonymous No.29259199]

>>29259031
I am jelly. I spent the last 3 years fucking lots of hoes from there, and since I caught 2 STD last year I took a break from it. Now I went to check the app and got trolled (the pic on OP).

[Anonymous No.29259369]

>>29256557
Calling it right now your secret admirer is a discord tranny with a bigger beard than yours

[Anonymous No.29259428]

>>29257281
You deserve a shitty gf

[Anonymous No.29259501]

>>29259102
Donate to your local non-cucked Church and accept that Christ is King.

[Anonymous No.29259514]

>>29256613
A lot of girls just want validation

[Anonymous No.29259547]

>>29259369
It doesn't matter, since it is hidden behind a paywall.

[Anonymous No.29259563]

>he still uses dating apps in 2021
when will zoomers ever learn

[Anonymous No.29259701]

>>29256182
you guys have inherent value, do you understand? please go inside yourself and accept that

[Anonymous No.29259838]

why would tinder not want you to find a mate, isnt that the whole point? whats tinder like, can i find a gf if i just want to stay home all the time or is it just social butterflies?

[Anonymous No.29259840]

>>29259501
>>29259501
>non-cucked Church
Catholic
AME
Lutheran
"Orthodox"
"Independent" Baptist
((Non-denominational))
Any megachurch

All of these are cucked fake church organizations. Show me one non-cucked church. You can't, because you don't even know what "the church" is. Catholics and their offshoots are pagans larping as Christians.
Call no man your father and stop praying to dead people and women you fucking heretic.
There is only one way to The Father and that is through Jesus and Jesus alone.

[Anonymous No.29259878]

>>29256557
Sounds like deceptive marketing. Sue, win millions, get surgery, get 10/10.

[Anonymous No.29259989]

>>29259878
I like you anon.

[Anonymous No.29260082]

>>29259840
k
https://www.pappaspost.com/greek-orthodox-metropolitan-lashes-out-against-gays-spit-on-them-beat-them-up-they-are-not-human/
>Greek Orthodox Metropolitan Lashes Out Against Gays: “Spit on Them, Beat them Up, They Are Not Human”
>A Greek Orthodox Metropolitan of the Church of Greece is under fire for comments he posted publicly on his blog, lashing out against gays and atheists. In an angry rant he encouraged his readers and followers to “spit on them” and “blacken them” with violence, stating that they are not humans.

[Anonymous No.29260156]

>>29258449
I’d rather have zero women on tinder “like” me than dozens of 3s and 4s or worse

[Anonymous No.29260260]

>>29259840
this nigger never been to a real Catholic Church and it’s obvious. Tridentine mass Catholics are almost exclusively white, with 97 percent marriage success rates and above replacement birthrates. Explain how that is cucked you faggot.

[Anonymous No.29260981]

>>29256182
up until last year you could use the desktop login to look at the cropped pictures that were hidden behind this gold bs. but they fixed that so now you have to pay them or just dont use this shit app.

[Anonymous No.29261083]

>>29259838
the point of tinder is to grab your cash and kill your selfworth so that you give them even more money for more attention from some hoes

[Anonymous No.29261220]

>>29257305
Relatable

[Anonymous No.29261238]

>>29258270
fuck 2016-17 was god-tier
7s-8's all day
it's a fucking mess now and I've never been hotter
they want to gold $$$

[Anonymous No.29261270]

>>29260981
see >>29258749
you can still do it, just an extra hoop

they used to just apply a css blur which is why you could simply remove it but now they preblur, you can still get around it if you follow what I wrote

[Anonymous No.29261347]

>>29257218
>1 / 100
Me too anon, but I have to pay for gold. 18 y/o vagina is worth it tho

[Anonymous No.29261402]

>>29258519
sex is scary, it ruined more than few mens lives desu. i know there was a poet in particular whose whole outlook on love/women/sex was changed after having it, for the worse. On a purely carnal level it's great yeah but emotionally and all that its much more complex.

[Anonymous No.29261471]

>>29258519
you really do feel like a man though

[Anonymous No.29261476]

>>29256182
I JUST WANT TO GET LAID AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK AAAAAA IM SO HORNY AND LONEY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.29261531]

>>29259102
well bumble is its main competitor and its publicly traded, but its overbought honestly

[Anonymous No.29261606]

>>29256182
>phone app has intrusive ads unless your buy their garbage

wow who would’ve imagined

[Anonymous No.29261649]

Unironically I bought tinder gold + boosts when on a sex romp in 2018. I'm pretty good looking, have a motorcycle and money, and the exposure from the boosts and being able to see people who like you helped me fuck over 80 girls that year. Literally over 3000 matches I would not have gotten otherwise due to the way they limit the app f2p.

So if you're a stud and you want to fuck a lot of women easily, it's a great way to get swiped on by many more girls and also not spend all day swiping (can just see who likes you first). Also I make like 200k a year so the $300 I probably put into it was nothing compared to the $20,000+ i spent on hotels, food and drinks during this romp

protip: if you present yourself as kinda wealthy, just pay for everything

[Anonymous No.29261775]

>>29257305
Just don't look and swipe right on everything, sort it out later

[Anonymous No.29261791]

>>29261649
>fuck over 80 girls that year
That's fucking disgusting anon and you are contributing to the degeneration of our world with your hedonism.

[Anonymous No.29261795]

>>29257039
Only on biz can you see dating described in the most tedious and unromantic way. Actual sperg

[Anonymous No.29262018]

>>29257305
I fucking hate it anon, this is all I deserve is fat ugly hogs. I've been told I'm good looking, I really don't get it

[Anonymous No.29262106]

>>29258310
It does' work. I've won their 25% lottery once. It's still a manipulative scam

[Anonymous No.29262349]

>>29261270
thanks fren

[Anonymous No.29262481]

>>29256613
The vast majority of w*men on tinder just use it for validation. They never had any plans to do anything at all. They just wanted to make sure that Chad wanted to swipe right on them.

[Anonymous No.29262681]

Dating apps are fucking dead now.

[Anonymous No.29262746]

Tinder is a complete waste of time unless you're a Chad.

[Anonymous No.29262793]

>>29256332
LOL no
it usually gives you the first one and then never afterwards

[Anonymous No.29263029]

>only way I can have friendly chats with pretty girls who would never swipe right on me in a million years is by making meme accounts pretending to be a spider or monkey etc.

[Anonymous No.29263525]

>>29263029
Brilliant idea honestly.
>that sad moment when you contemplate swiping on a ham beast but you know it doesn't matter cuz she swiped left on you anyway

[Anonymous No.29263577]

i used tinder on a whim 5 years ago and first match I got is still my gf. 8/10 and she is like putty in my hands. not sure if I have really good dick or maybe I am chad lite idk but she drains my balls and has never not swallowed my load

[Anonymous No.29263677]

>>29261795
You've got low standards man
Either that or tinder girls really are average which would be tear-inducing

[Anonymous No.29263719]

>>29256182
Yes its a scam. You must be new here or something. Stop using that shit bro

[Anonymous No.29263871]

>>29262746
how do you get liked% data from tinder

[Anonymous No.29263913]

>>29256182
Dude, if you get 7 likes on tinder, rest assured, there's 0 admirers.

[Anonymous No.29263974]

>>29256182
>Tinder Gold™

[Anonymous No.29264073]

you fucks are insane
thank god i have retarded standards for a girl so i dont bother with this shit

[Anonymous No.29264197]

>>29256182
That app demoralized the fuck out of me. Like more than anything else in my life, more than my asshole dad, more than this website.
There's something about not getting any matches from normal looking girls that just breaks you down.
Even on the off chance a decent looking human being matched with me they either don't reply or just unmatch immediately. kek
I deleted that pile of shit, feeling much better now.
How do guys do it? is it just an insanely skewed distribution where 1% of dudes get 99% of matches? I'm not ugly by any stretch (dated 8/9s IRL) but it's just like the app is a fucking joke lmao. They must absent mindedly swipe no until they find chad thundercock with a 10 pack of abs and a 12 inch dick as his first pic
I just don't get it

[Anonymous No.29264269]

>>29264197
It's mainly the algorithm these days that limits peoples success. There's so many people on it and they drip feed you likes (1-3 per week) if you're an average looking person.

[Anonymous No.29264324]

>>29256182
lol everything just keeps getting more and more kiked

[Anonymous No.29264434]

>>29264197
>That app demoralized the fuck out of me. Like more than anything else in my life
kek same. I am FAR more successful just approaching IRL..
Almost re-downloaded it but reading your post reminded me exactly why I deleted it. Started becoming full blown MGTOW after the 1000th obese cat woman who was too good for me.

[Anonymous No.29264656]

>>29261476
I'm with you anon, the loneliness and self-loathing are physically painful these days. And yeah, endlessly swiping on tinder whores makes it so much worse.

[Anonymous No.29264790]

>>29264269
>It's mainly the algorithm these days
If it's a rigged p2w game, understandable
>Started becoming full blown MGTOW after the 1000th obese cat woman who was too good for me
LMAO same here it makes you jaded
It's like some kind of advanced psyop

[Anonymous No.29264852]

>>29264790
for >>29264434

[Anonymous No.29264870]

tinder used to be easy as fuck back in the day. I'd say the most retarded shit for lulz and still get laid

[Anonymous No.29264920]

>>29264197
chad lite here I get matches and get laid but not as much as I used to, good pics are a must, but yeah girls matching with the top 15% of dudes, they've done studies on it, just cold approach, it has way better success rates, all the girls on tinder are complete whores with 100+ lays anyways

[Anonymous No.29264932]

>>29256557
sue them

[Anonymous No.29265003]

>>29256182
Anon get the fuck off tinder and all online dating, focus on making $$$ and stacking crypto. Screen cap this because you’ve been warned.

[Anonymous No.29265028]

>>29256613
same, I have like 100 matches but I'm too much of an autistic sperg to start a conversation

[Anonymous No.29265038]

>>29264870
Jesus Christ you're one annoying little faggot

[Anonymous No.29265046]

>>29256182
reported this shit thread
>>>/r9k/ back you go incel niggers

[Anonymous No.29265081]

>>29265038
not aware, ngmi

[Anonymous No.29265122]

>>29265003
I just took a 3 month break from it...

>>29265046
Cope.This thread is about tinders new (((features)))

[Anonymous No.29265152]

>>29264790
It's crazy how bad it is, so very hard not to become jaded kek.

[Anonymous No.29265281]

>>29264870
It really was, when tinder first came out, girls were fucking INSANELY whorish. I had zero game and girls would fuck you if you were attractive enough. That's all it took. They were so horny that I still lived at home with my parents and I would bring them in after 10pm and they wouldn't even care. Must've brought in 20+ girls in over 2.5 years, the other 30% were just going straight to their place. Mid 2010s were great.

My opening text with one girl that wasn't that good looking but looked like a total slampig was "I literally shit myself, I was holding it on all day and didn't make it to the toliet, I ate too many wings".

Texted me 20 mins later "clean up and come over ;)"

I fucked her like 40 times. LMAO absolute slut

[Anonymous No.29265290]

>>29262018
its not about deserving, it's just the market.