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29255501 No.29255501 [Reply] [Original]

whats best loan shark bank in CA to get personal unsecured loan to boost my BitCoin holdings?

Looking to get an extra $20G or so at decent interest % to bet on BitCoin for about a year.

Any tips?

I'm in CA, 'Frisco Bay Area, east bay, it that matters.

Decent credit, one says over 770, made IIRC about 80K last year, currently on Disability but gonna be off that and on EDD at 450+300 for a few weeks, then who knows.

>> No.29255700

Can you just go to a bank, even with decent credit, and just tell them "i'm going to buy digital chuck e cheese coins with your 20k"?
Don't they usually look for people starting businesses or someone buying something more tangible like a house?

>> No.29255819

>>29255501
is bitcoin mouse okay?
he looks a little different

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>>29255700
I've been getting cheesy "pre-approved" loan offers in the mail but been chucky-cheesing them into the trash.

Kinda noticed been a while so I'm shitting me pants wondering if that door is closing due to expected hyper-inflation of dollar and bank don't want to get repaid for Feb 2021 loan in Dec 2021 dollars.

Also wondering what is good cover story and/or what fake and gay shit does a bank or legal loan shark need to hear.

Got no credit card or car loan debts, just owe IRS about $30K. Maybe that can be the story!