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TETHER BLACK SWAN IMMINENT
IT'S INEVITABLE AT THIS POINT

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1363230177002622976

https://archive.is/9inUU

https://crypto-anonymous-2021.medium.com/the-bit-short-inside-cryptos-doomsday-machine-f8dcf78a64d3

>> No.29246575

>>29246279
Why wont this retard just shut up? Hes going to destroy crypto with his autist normir shills

>> No.29246841

The fuck does this even mean?

>> No.29246954
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29246954

>>29246841
He is become meme.
Destroyer of shorts.

>> No.29246963

I sold Tether just in case people start panic selling

>> No.29247050

>>29246963
based

>> No.29247063

>>29246279
>>29246575
There was also an article put out yesterday by JPMorgan warning about tether
>https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-02-19/jpmorgan-joins-choir-warning-of-tether-s-sway-on-crypto-markets

>> No.29247067

>>29246575
if he shilled litecoin bitcoin or really anything instead of doge it could have gotten a lot of normies into good coins idk what hes doing but his goal must be to make us stress i guess

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>>29246279
Can't he just fucking shut up for once???!

>> No.29247218

>>29247067
he's just an autistic guy without a childhood
he thinks it's just funny

>> No.29247220

>>29246575
Elon Musk is trying so hard to be one of us but at the end of the day he is still a fucking normie. Sorry Elon Musk you are not one of us, it takes a lot more autism and isolation to become like us.

>> No.29247344

>>29247220
im all for shitting on the fuckhead but come on hes a billionare who pays for sex with hot actresses and shit i dont think he cares about us

>> No.29247484

>>29247220
It's trying to be one of them (Redditors).

>> No.29247547
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>>29247218
goddam richest/highest iq guy in the world has the emotional maturity of the average biztard

>> No.29247621

>>29247344
that bitcoin meme with the hot woman? that's a biz meme, I think he envies us, he realises even with all his billions and succes he is never able to enjoy the satisfaction of knowing you belong to an exclusive club of an enlightened autistic business society like /biz. He tries to share the same kind of humour we enjoy with normies, but it just doesn't work. He is like a 9gag copycat of /biz, he is not one of us, he never will be, and I think it's keeping him up at night, that's why he is tweeting the way he does.

>> No.29247738

Dildo in the butt joke

>> No.29247754

>>29247484
Maybe Redditors think he is cool or something, but that just confirms, /biz is the real deal, like the real coca cola, Elon Musk is like a cheap no-name copycat coke

>> No.29247958

>>29247547
which means we can all make it brah

>> No.29247998
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29247998

>>29247754
>coca cola

>> No.29248005

>>29246279
I hate this guy so much its unreal

>> No.29248098

>>29247998
lol, how dare you be white you fucking racist?

>> No.29248115

>>29247547
>highest iq guy
he's a businessman not a genius. He created paypal and then used the money to chase his nerd dreams

>> No.29248184

Hate to break it to you but if you are scared of Elon accidently shitting on your crypto, maybe you're invested in the wrong crypto. Just sayin.

>> No.29248203

>>29246963
Yea good job, you are fighting yourself. Who will win, who will lose...

>> No.29248242

>>29247621
this is what delusion looks like, why would he give a shit about us lmao

>> No.29248320

Don’t you realise he’s laughing because USD is worthless?

>> No.29248333

>>29246279
I'm genuinely starting to hate this white nigger
He might fucking crash this market before I reach 7 figures disgusting fucking nigger
Can't he just shut the fuck up for a month more

>> No.29248379

>>29248242
/biz is the only place that can fill the void of autism, that's why he desperately tries to prove he is one of us.

>> No.29248398

>>29246279
He shorted the bull market by 2 months since he bought btc.

>> No.29248458

>>29248333
Sell your shit and buy ISO coins if you want to come out on top

>> No.29248466

>>29248333
checked, trips of three, that's like a double confirmation, this proves Elon Musk is a white nigger.

>> No.29248556

>>29248466
Checked, and he's from South Africa?

>> No.29248580
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>>29248098
It's about time we became second class citizens

>> No.29248595
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29248595

>>29248379

>> No.29248756

>>29248458
I unironically treat it like day trading micro cap and most of my folio is in stablecoin then I do trades and I grow my folio like that riding and chasing pump because I'm scared of a nigger like him randomly creating a black swan event

>> No.29248808

>>29247621
Nice try Elon

>> No.29248863

>>29247621
Yes, the richest man in Earth is jealous of us

>> No.29248881
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29248881

He’s talking about CRDT hope you dumb niggers got your bag of Everest.

>> No.29248940

>holding tether for more than 5 minutes

ngmi,

>> No.29248945

>pump bitcoin to 70K
>everyone look at cryptos
>destroy them with tether case

Seems like (((Elon))) is your friend, right guys?

>> No.29249014

>>29248098
>be less better than everyone

>> No.29249052

>>29248881
Based as fuck

>> No.29249090

>>29248115
correct me if i'm wrong but didn't he just take over the company as it was growing? i don't think elon was involved in the idea or initial development of paypal.

either way dumb as fuck guy. all he does now is crash rockets and own a car company that has never made money.

>> No.29249099

>>29248756
You don't have any holds other than stablecoin?

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>>29247998
I thought this was a fake headline but I googled it and it's real. Not only that, it's way worse than I imagined. How can people think poltards are delusional? This shit is disturbing as fuck.

>> No.29249203

>>29249099
if i'm not actively trading its all in stablecoin, i do a lot of trades though
rn for example i tethered when i saw bnb and cake start dumping now I'm around 80% tethered

>> No.29249205

>>29246279
Based he knows. Bet he'll get out before the dumpster fire 2xing his investment.
Remember crypto is a pyramid scheme where the bottom layers gets pink wojacked.

>> No.29249218

>>29247220
>the richest chad on earth try hard to be us, a bunch of masturbating losers
Nope. He does things always according to a plan, an agenda. And that’s always for the manipulation of the market

>> No.29249241

>>29246279
That medium article is the biggest dribble of half-truth shitfest. Tether printing is like Fed printing. The con will continue forever as long as there’s willing buyers, especially when Tether is selling their debt at discount to USD to print more If their stablecoin.

>> No.29249291

>>29246963
no whales I know hold Tether. They've all moved to USDC

>> No.29249394

>>29249137
This shit is EVERYWHERE now. No joke. This is one thing those retards on pol are dead right about.

>> No.29249400

>>29249014
yes ofcourse! we should betray nature, we should all be equal, meaning whatever superior traits we have should be wiped out, we should all be fat and mixed with colors looking like trannies and walking around with rainbow flags and live an unhealthy lifestyle and destroy history, culture and christianity. If you refuse to do all these you are a racist nazi.

>> No.29249483

>>29249137
>>29249394
/pol/ is always right

>> No.29249485

Elons twitter has the same undertone as a loser that runs a facebook page. They have trouble talking to people irl so they get all their social gratification from strangers on the internet that worship them for no good reason

>> No.29249511

>>29249137
>just ignore it and it'll go away

>> No.29249626

>>29246841
It's a pun

>> No.29249664

>>29248863
damn
we're that based

>> No.29249670

>>29246841
>heard some crypto coin was pegging the dollar
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pegging_(sexual_practice)
>or did they say pegged to the dollar?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fixed_exchange_rate_system

>> No.29249712

>>29246279
>why would anybody ever use an unbanked offshore exchange that trades purely in crypto
Huh? What a stupid question.

>> No.29249801

>>29246279
god that normie faggot is so annoying
stop reposting his crap

>> No.29249823
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29249823

>>29247220
imagine thinking Elon Musk is a normie

>> No.29249880

>>29249241
Except it is worse, since FED prints only bank reserves, which can't be used to buy anything, only lent against. Tether just straight up prints it. Tbh that is what commercial banks do also when they make loans, but at least loans are repaid. It is kind of fractional reserve banking, except Tether lies about it.

>> No.29249918

>>29247207
Pls hammer his head in Ryan chan

>> No.29249993

>>29247621
t. Elon

>> No.29250094

>>29249823
Elon is that you? haha you ain't fooling anybody! you are not one of us, you never will be! gfto to Plebbit you fucking NORMIE!

>> No.29250161

>>29249137
The only thing /pol/ was wrong about the the Chinese dam breaking this summer. They were only off by 3 years.

>> No.29250231
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>>29246279
Tether is sketchy as hell. Use USDC.

>> No.29250253

>>29246575
There is nothing to destroy anon, link did +60% in the past 30 days, meanwhile literal scams and centralized copy pastas are doing x10

>> No.29250309

>>29249483
This

>> No.29250338

>>29247998
So coca cola is telling people to steal from their work place?

>> No.29250454

>>29250094
false dichotomy retard. you don't have to be a spergy 4chan poster to not be a normie. Just a 5 minute video will show that he is not a normal person, he is clearly autistic and highly intelligent, not great in social circumstances and has higher ideals for life and humanity compared to the average normie degen. Compare him to the previous richest guy in the world and imagine thinking Elon is like them.

>> No.29250798

>>29247220
do you honestly think these tweets aren’t being put out with a room full of advisors and lawyers? you have to stop looking at these people as real, they’re all actors, faces for big money puppeteered by their handlers

>> No.29250885

>>29250454
I admit he has some of our traits but all in all he still cares about how he is being perceived by the normies and thus till a certain extent is socialized by normie culture. Many of us would even be too autistic to even do interviews the way he does, plus he does not seem to suffer a lot from anxiety, I am sorry, but Elon is just too far on the normie scale to be eligible to even consider him joining our ranks. No matter how hard he tries he is not one of us, it takes a lot more autism, he has to prove to the world he belongs here, for example by creating original memes ridiculing the clown normie world we live in. Until he takes a firm stance he is still one of them, not one of us.

>> No.29250967

>>29250798
indeed! a true non-normie would just post whatever poltically incorrect thought crosses his mind.

>> No.29251116

>>29250161
those were just americans, not human poltards

>> No.29251365
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29251365

>>29246279
Yes, I told him.

>> No.29251375

>>29250885
Wow bro. Do you want to suck off other autists or something?

>> No.29251476

>>29250885
you need to re-read my post, he doesn't need to "join our ranks" to not be a normie. There is no reason to join pathetic outcasts like us, don't kid yourself, we're all degenerate losers in here unless we make it or have a seriously life changing event.

>> No.29251494

>>29250885
The true mark of not being a normie is not caring what normies think.

>> No.29251520

>>29246279
meanwhile he's buying millions of doge

>> No.29251534

>ELON MUSK TAKES A SHIT
>ELON MUSK TAKES A SHIT
>ELON MUSK TAKES A SHIT
>ELON MUSK TAKES A SHIT

I REPEAT:
>ELON MUSK TAKES A SHIT

>> No.29251605

>>29247547
looks like we all /highiq/ there

>> No.29251651
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29251651

Imagine faggots unironically waiting for the red zone.

>> No.29251741

tether is backed by bitcoin reserves it’s ok guys

>> No.29251798

>>29251375
go back to Plebbit normie

>>29251476
we are the elite, and he knows it, but the doors are closed, he is not one of us and it's keeping him awake at night, don't talk about us like you just did Fren, they envy us, the world revolves around us, without us the world would collapse, we are the final bearers of human civilization.

>>29251494
exactly, it constitutes a signifcant aspect of the non-normie social character.

>> No.29251834

>>29251116
Leafs started the china dam thing you retard

>> No.29251850

>>29249137
>This shit is disturbing as fuck.
you've just came from plebbit summerfag?
if that goodnight story disturbs, you...it's just a tip of the (((iceberg)))

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29251856

>no he normie
>No you normie
>"us"

>> No.29251958

>>29251856
thanks, I was literally cracking yp hahahahahaha

>> No.29252128

>>29249137
/pol/, while a shithole, is always right.

>> No.29252186

>>29251798
lol. i get that you have some sense of comradery with the autists here and all that. But you sound like a straight up faggot. I don't know what else to say. Good luck with that.

>> No.29252439

>>29252186
Sorry Elon, not one of us

>> No.29252790

>>29249203
Don't forget to pay your taxes

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>https://www.businessinsider.com/jeffrey-epsteins-ex-girlfriend-dated-kimbal-musk-2020-1

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29253029

>>29246279
sell

>> No.29253229

>>29246963
if people panic sold tether, NO WHERE will be safu.

>> No.29253486

>>29253229
What about my huge collection of toilet paper rolls?

>> No.29253548

>>29246279
Is the market seriously crashing because Elon tweeted a joke about pegging? God damn what the fuck is this clown market

>> No.29253553

Why would you buy a coin that literally can't be more or less than the price of a dollar?

>> No.29253900

>>29249291
you're on /biz/, you know nobody IRL or online, let alone whales

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>>29252896

>https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/peteraldhous/jeffrey-epstein-bezos-musk-billionaires-dinner

>> No.29254217

>>29247063
Of course they did. They have their own scam coin backed up by nothing. Just like their silver reserves that don't fucking exist. Personally I don't use tether but would rather people use it than USDC.

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29254247

You wake up in this faggot's body and can send off one tweet before you're sent back. What is that tweet?

>> No.29254308

>>29247220
Stop projecting, everything Musk is doing is to fuck with the SEC as revenge

>> No.29254339

>>29254247
"N"

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>>29254247
>"I endorse Medicare for All and the unionization of my employees."

Just to see what happens.

>> No.29254463

>>29250454
spoken like a true normie

>> No.29254470
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>>29254247
lolis are sexy af. we will make cunny legal on Mars, I promise.

>> No.29254512

Daily reminder you can short tether against other stablecoins or just buy tether bear tokens

>> No.29254570

>>29254247
"SHIBA INU (SHIB)" with an attached image of a shiba on a rocketship going to the moon

I'm not saying this because it would benefit me at all of course

>> No.29254581

>>29254512
>you can short tether against other stablecoins or just buy tether bear tokens
how

>> No.29254614

>>29254247
"He did nothing wrong".

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>>29254614

>> No.29254692

>>29246279
It's so cringe

>> No.29254735

I'm 85% certain right now that Elon lets Grimes peg him

>> No.29254747

>>29254570
My dying wish is to transfer all of my wealth to anon

>> No.29254783

>>29253029
mother of fuck.

>> No.29254835

>>29254247
"Chainlink's price is too low imo"

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>>29251856
>normie
>not normalfag
I want reddit to leave

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>>29246279

>> No.29256810

>>29254247
> WATCH THE HELLSTORM DOCUMENTARY

>> No.29257828
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>>29254444
Checked

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>>29246279
He's starting to sound very boomer

>> No.29258047

>>29247220
This if he wants our favor he need to tweet NIGGER one letter at a time. Then he's based & wholesomepilled.

>> No.29258122

>>29250885
>our traits
gtfo you fucking faggot

>> No.29258177

>>29246575
maybe next time if you dont want to get "exposed" dont have a printer in the bahamas running 1 bil a day. just an idea

>> No.29258182

Cash out if you can retards

https://www.desogames.com/proof-that-few-if-any-dollars-back-any-stablecoin-theyre-all-tether/

>> No.29258199

for the last time tether is not pumping bitcoin
But don't get rid of tether just in case

>> No.29258263

>>29258182
btw this means almost all money in crypto isn't even real if it's too much for you to read a fucking article

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>>29251651
It hasn't even begun

>> No.29258417

>>29254247
>The Google of Blockchain looks promising.

>> No.29258446

>>29246279
He is laughing because it's pegged against a currency inflating hard.

>> No.29258447

>>29254247
Earth actually is flat. Global warming is real. Dogecoin is a scam.

>> No.29258478

>>29258263
https://twitter.com/ExkrementKoin/status/1362975901680619521

>> No.29258496

>>29254247
"Silver Price is too low imo, LOL, LMAO!"

>> No.29258571

>>29255427
who the hell says normalfag bix nood

>> No.29258678

>>29258496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcWSHMogwjk

>> No.29260006

>>29246575
He's not focused on crypto. Everythin ghe has done ahs been a smack against fiat, especially the dollar. He bought BTC even though he doesn't believe in crypto because he knows how shit the dollar is. That's why he says BTC is "almost as bad as fiat, key being almost". He's said favorable things on gold while shitting on Schiff about his "gold fund". He would come out in favor of silver, but silver is too important to his solar/battery operations. He may one he's loaded up.

At the end of the day, Elon is anti-fiat. And everything he does, even with Tesla stock, is to shit on the dollar.

>> No.29260941

Does the cunt understand how unliked he is

>> No.29261262

>>29254470
CUNNY

>> No.29261406

>>29248115
He's a self taught engineer, if you read any book about early SpaceX or listen to any interview from people working with him there it's clear he really does engineering work on his products and makes critical design decisions (like changing over to steel from carbon fiber on Starship)

>> No.29261420

>>29251534
what did he mean by this?

>> No.29261562

>>29258177
>maybe next time if you dont want to get "exposed" dont have a printer in the bahamas running 1 bil a day. just an idea
my sides

>> No.29261796

>>29254339
Unironically, hilarious.

If he posted this, he would truly be one of us.

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>>29260006
>agrees with everything
>learns new perspective

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>>29254247
>Watch Europa: The Last Battle
>Boer Space Federation When?

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>>29249137
>The saddest words of tongue and pen: /pol/ was right, once again.

>> No.29263795

>>29258359
You don't understand, do you...
But I know it's much comfier to just believe in some meme lines and zones than do the math yourself.