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I live in the basement and I have five mining rigs. What should I do when I bring a girl over? Tell her it's Folding@Home?

>> No.29237110
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29237110

What are you mining? And you don't need to tell anyone shit. If they ask tell them you run mining rigs or servers.

>> No.29237233

Just say it's all storage for your massive CP collection

>> No.29238071

It's my illegal darknet market dear. I can hook you up with some insane shit or whatever it is black people say

>> No.29238127

>>29236902
>"Oh i run a website"
like shes gonna know a fucking server looks like

>> No.29238173

>>29236902
>I bring a girl over?
Kek

Try and make your larps more believable next time anon

>> No.29238202

>>29236902
Tell her it's a nerd thing, she wouldnt get it

>> No.29238303

>>29236902
>I live in the basement
>when I bring a girl over
best case scenario she won't make it past your steps

>> No.29238403

>>29236902
Just tell her you are hosting some lady named Hillary Clinton's emails. They paid a lot of money to just keep it running but never tell people about it.

>> No.29238409

>>29236902
It's the heater

>> No.29238461

>>29238303
My story will be that I'm the landlord and that I'm using my processing power to cure diseases in third world countries.

>> No.29238466

>>29238173
Kek

>> No.29238674

>>29238071
kek

>> No.29239209

>>29238461
Gotta keep them on the entire time because time is money for these starving kids.

>> No.29239399

>>29236902
get yourself a car and fuck her in the car like a real man