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I opened this job call for someone to design a binance btc trading bot.
It demanded all these high value things like a typical boomer would, and then the price they would pay was $500usd . the more I read it the more pissed I got.

I fiddled with the binance API so I could get it to show fake trading action on their test server output . This took approximately an hour. Then I screen recorded my “bot” (it was actually me making fake trades on fake volatility of btc but sped up 25x) and made a neat little video to accompany my “program” as proof it works.

I sent it over and I never believed it would work, I’m learning coding and it was a good exercise to get to know the binance API.

Anyways this retard boomer didn’t even compare all the fake pricing action I made and accepted and released the $500usd to me and now he opened the .exe I sent him and all he got was a terminal window showing “Henlo fren”.

Now there’s a dispute on upwork but the money is already in my bank account and transferred out to my trading platform .

Suck it, boomer scum.

>> No.29226231

>>29225657
This is funny, but you’re the scum pajeet here not some out of touch old guy

>> No.29226235

Based

>> No.29226341

Post skin color.

>> No.29226490

>>29225657
>Henlo

>> No.29226519

>>29225657
degenerate

>> No.29226639

>>29225657
post the video

>> No.29226666

>>29225657
>the price they would pay was 500 USD
you're based for this, don't let anyone tell you otherwise

>> No.29226801

>>29225657
Put me in the screenshot.

HenloCoin to the moon

>> No.29226838

>>29226231
>out of touch
no he's just an entitled boomer spoonfed opportunities

>> No.29226897

>>29226231
no they are both scum, but the boomer even more for wanting to get a bot.

>> No.29226918

If you’re Indian I hope you find yourself in immense pain soon. If you’re white, based.

>> No.29226943

bit scummy but nothing pisses me off more than an entitled boomer, nice work OP

>> No.29226953

>>29225657
Anon, it was me, you're retard. Upwork will give your bank account to the court... Give back fucking 500$ on the dispute

>> No.29226981

I never believed in doing things I wouldn't want to be done to me.

>> No.29227012

>>29226666
Checked

>> No.29227041
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>>29225657
Doing God's work OP, accept my upvote ;)

>> No.29227107

>>29225657
You know you could just give him a special malware and see everything he does, right? You are too white to be a scammer.

>> No.29227116

>>29226231
You’re both trash but you were paid to provide a service which you should have done fuck face.

>> No.29227161
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I want my $500 back i worked 80 hrs to save that now my kids dont have diapers,

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>>29226231
>>29226341
>>29226490
>>29226519
>all this seethe

>> No.29227588

>>29227107
This. You should've just wrote him up some bot script and let him put a ton of money in, then stolen all his shit.

>> No.29227977

All you guys calling op pajeet scum are getting mad over a BIRD. Stay based bird.

>> No.29228101

>>29226341
It's the same as your ID.

>> No.29228412

>>29225657
500 dollar lol

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>>29226918
HOLY FUCKIN BASED

>> No.29229501

>>29225657

>Learning coding
>Only took an hour to "fiddle with Binance API", make fake bot, make video, then make a program to show a pop up window

Anon why do you feel the need to lie? We aren't impressed

>> No.29229736

>>29225657
I know it’s not a good moral choice, but fuck entitled boomers, hope he never gets it back.

Post rating: based.

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>>29226918
based

>> No.29229971
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29229971

this is pretty scummy but i have no qualms
what're you gonna spend your money on op?

>> No.29230055

>>29229501
Learn to code faggot. Writing an app to interact with an API is the easiest first time project anyone can do

>> No.29230074

Quick now call him from a phone and say his computer has malware for another 500

>> No.29230187

>>29227442
your ID is literally rag faggot
you're brown.

>> No.29230230

>>29230055
>learn to code
no

>> No.29230258

>>29226918
Imagine being a racist flyover, on a finance related forum. Gb2/pol/

>> No.29230420
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>>29230258

>> No.29230449

You are trash OP.

>> No.29230465

>>29225657
>I’m learning coding
So don't accept work then you retard

>> No.29230529

>>29225657
>upwork opens a legal dispute with the bank and initiates a charge-back procedure for fraud activity
>OP is getting fucked in the ass, pays penalties, gets mr police officer next to his door and gets blacklisted by local banks
lmao at this level of degeneracy thinking you can fuck around with your own bank accounts

>> No.29230566

>>29229971
im getting a big run of pepe stickers done after i turn this $500 into $1500 on some margin shorts

>> No.29230659

>>29230529
fren, my bank account is at a virtual bank without offices and which i accessed from behind 7 vpns
imagine thinking a local police dept cop is gonna figure this shit out over $500
they wont even know what a bitcoin trading bot is

>> No.29230662

Imagine being a good goy and learning to code when you can be a goy-master and hire goys who know how to code, selling their value at 1000x to other goys while only paying said goys 0.10x of their overall value.

Coding is just a white collar assembly line.

>> No.29230688

>>29226231
t.boomer

>> No.29230731
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>>29225657
>he opened the .exe I sent him and all he got was a terminal window showing “Henlo fren”.

>> No.29230820

>>29226231
boomers shouldnt mess around they already destroyed the economies
crypto is ours
there will be many more greedy boomers getting scammed in the near future

>> No.29230895

>>29225657
lame, especially for 500$
you are pathetic

>> No.29230913

>>29225657
nigger

>> No.29230991

>>29230895
>"pathetic"
>getting paid $500 for a couple hours work which also dovtails as a learning experience
>scamming some greedy boomer who already owns 3 houses and wants to get into crypto to swing trade and make even more money

sounds like you're projecting, fren.

>> No.29231003

>>29225657
>imagine being so proud of scamming 500$ that you make a thread on /biz/
be honest pajeet , that 500$ would last you 12 years

>> No.29231062

>>29230659
>at a virtual bank without offices
which is using bank-correspondent for transactions, and an intermediate bank for their holdings. you are literally too retarded to get anywhere near modern payment systems. start stacking on lubricants, you're gonna need that once the charge-back procedure is initiated. you really don't realize who you are fucking with and what is the legal charge-back procedure and what are the consequences lmao

>> No.29231076

>>29231003
sir, $500 is price of month's rent in kolkata apartment in tech (phone scamming centre) district

>> No.29231163

>>29231062
nigger im in india
the bank is in canada
it didnt even ask me for a SSN when i opened it
nice boomer power trip fantasy
im literally above your gay boomer laws, come and get me:

1494 Rajpushanan rd.
Harinuamen district
Kolkata , Delhi state, India

ill be waitng u bich bob

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29231202

>be hired to code trade bot
>code tradebot in due dilligence
>one caveat: x% cut of all trades are re-routed to one's own accounts
>cut and all transaction costs are bundled and displayed as one fee
>NPCs will never question any of it as they are too busy OD'ing on feverdreams and tweets

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29231266

Congrats on being a nigger.

>> No.29231372

>>29231163
Prove it. Post your hands with timestamp.

>> No.29231375

>>29231202
This guy fucks

>> No.29231500

KLESOR BAG HOLDER LARPING AS AN INDIAN
VERY BAD SIR

>> No.29231509

>>29231163
nice coping, but i'm not the one you should be nervous about lol and totally not the one who will take a visit to your house within 1-1.5 weeks at max when the legal process will begin

>> No.29231543

>>29231163
>OP is actually poverty sand nigger whos only value is derived from tricking people who are worth more than him

cant lie its pretty hilarious that theres an entire country out there who survives off our piss trickle though. the money that we dont even notice leaving our bank accounts, changes your life. oof.

>> No.29231552

>>29231163
Rape any bitches today?

>> No.29231692

>>29231543
nigger u let your texas people freeze to death
we dont even treat the lowest sewer cleaner that badly here in india
in kashmir when avalanch knock out power station to 20,000 ppl, india army mobilize to setup massive desiel generator substation in record time
world's next superpower

>> No.29231734

>>29225657
boomer here. the money i send you was tainted and because everone knows how usd gets used for drugs and illegal stuff and is bad for the enviroment it will be banned soon anyhow. fbi will raid you tomorrow. enjopy gaysex in prison.

>> No.29231770

>>29231552
i am married to brahmin's daughter
she fine
virgin when i married her too
not like ur america whores of babylon who know tyrone dick intimately before high school finish

>> No.29231840

>>29231509
>coping this hard you project and say the other person is coping
nigger your fbi cant even shut down india scam telephone centre siphoning money from ur grandma acount

>> No.29231924
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>>29231770
Sirs, I doing the needfull programming, INDIA super of the power sirs,

>> No.29231952

>>29231692
>>29231163
Bro I'm on your side, most /biz/ is filled with /pol/cels but stop saying the n-word. Literally doesn't make you look better.

>> No.29231974

>>29227041
why not both.

>> No.29231975

>>29231692
imagine attempting to compare INDIAS standards of living to America, nice try panjeet. I'd rather live in the heart of nigger controlled chicago than step foot in the diarrhea canals that your failed country calls streets.

we piss on you, and you drink it like wine.

>> No.29232074

>>29231952
You're fucking retarded. No one around the world isn't racist. Only whites that suckle from the Jewish teat of propaganda aren't racist. Fuck you dirty nigger faggot kike loving spastic retard. Kill yourself.

>> No.29232183

>>29231975
COPE

>> No.29232194

>>29232074
your dad raped your sister when she was younger and your mother knows and did nothing about it

>> No.29232217

>>29225657
What a nigger

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>>29232074
>>29232194

>> No.29232315

>>29231163
>pajeet scamming people
It was obvious from the first post. Only a fucking pajeet would be retarded enough to brag about scamming an old guy.
>b-but muh entitled boomerinos!
Don't like his offer? Ignore it. It's your kind's fault for charging 2 ¢/hour anyway.

I'd advise you to not drop the soap, but most likely you don't have any in your shitty village anyway.

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>>29232267
accurate

>> No.29232506

>>29230258
ngmi

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>>29225657
>>29230820
Holy based, fuck boomers.

>> No.29232713

>>29232074
Ok racist

I suggest you think about how anonymous posting has mutilated your soul.

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>>29232713

>> No.29233540

>>29230055
>learn to code
Only women and niggers learn to "code". White men learn to program.

>> No.29233585

>>29225657
You probably could have just packaged up some open source shit for less effort surely?

>> No.29233876

This larp is better than any >>>/x/ larp
8/8 would read again

>> No.29234003

>>29231163
This is the best part