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How did this happen? BTC and crypto are meant to be beyond banks, people, corporations, money and everything.

Yet this autistic faggot has basically handcuffed himself and his fucking car company to Cypto.

Whatever this dickhead tweets from now on dictates the fate of BTC. How does he have such an authority over this domain that’s meant to be totally ungovernable?

You do realise that if Tesla tanks, then so does BTC.

I hate him bros...

>> No.29205891

>>29205859
and of the stock market
and of electric cars
and of batteries

>> No.29205917

Stop using twitter for at least a week, OP.

>> No.29205937

>>29205859
Fuck him, his cuntwhore wife his cunt company and his fucking dogecoin he can go fuck himself.

>> No.29205943

THE CHAD MUSK VS THE VIRGIN SHIT POSTER

>> No.29205979

>>29205917
I’ve never used Twitter. That’s not the point.

>> No.29206500
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>>29205859
>BTC and crypto are meant to be beyond banks, people, corporations, money and everything.

>> No.29206555
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I see this announcement, "BAEX is a new gem," almost everywhere. Did you see that? I checked this platform, this is a defi binary system with different indexes, shares, fiat & crypto pairs. Does anyone use it? They also offer a bonus system to earn on the invitations: #baex

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>>29206500
People actually believe this. People genuinely believe they’re sticking it to the financial elite by investing in crypto

>> No.29206619

>>29205859
fags like you think he is yeah but he is a mongaloid like you maybe that's why you think this. Remeber this guy saved the jew from reddit he is not your friend.

>> No.29207012

>>29205937
bit harsh on Grimes, maybe
rest is faultless tho.

>> No.29207514
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29207514

Imagine Elon burning all of his Bitcoin for fun.

>> No.29207722

>>29205859
That reddit faggot is certainly not my king. He can say and do whatever he wants

>> No.29207795
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>>29206570
checked
only here to make money
holding AAVE until 2k$ then I'm out

>> No.29207947

>>29207722
Doesn’t matter. He controls Btc by merely tweeting.

>> No.29207956

>salty shitcoin mostly holder detected

>> No.29207961

>>29205859
He may be able to dictate smallish short-term BTC price movements, but make no mistake, the kings of crypto are the miners and 2011 whales.
I honestly want them to tank BTC 40% already and blow tesla the fuck out.

>> No.29208077

>>29205859
There's dudes out there who spent more btc on porn sites than he bought with $1.5billion of his fake company's money.

>> No.29208084

>>29205859
anon you’re overdosing on wagieragium, rent free. calm down

>> No.29208124

>>29205859
the same way we let Anthony Scaramucci become a crypto advocate.

>> No.29208232

>>29205859
>constantly reads coindesk and other pajeet crypto news sites looking for news of institutional investment coming
>celebrates when hedge funds buy bitcoin
>celebrates when corporation takes out multibillion dollar convertable debt to buy bitcoin

>believes in the decentralization meme


This is becoming all too predictable anon

>> No.29208295

>>29207514
>”lol i sent it to the wrong address”
>”crypto is so weird lol”
That will be an awkward shareholder meeting

>> No.29208364

>>29208077
Someone run the math on this. When could you first buy porn with btc?

>> No.29208385

>>29205859
Elon musk is a genius. He props up Bitcoin by buying, TSLA gets propped up by BTCs incoming fomo run. He can't lose.

>> No.29208557

>>29205859
Elon musk is a bastard man, that's it, that's all.

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>bitcoin is for boomers

>i will buy some shitcoin and hold until it moons

>crypto is for making money, principles and ideas are for faggots. Also fuck reddit and elon

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>>29207514
FOOTA

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>>29205859
hes literally diverting the market from gold/silver.

He will own 25% of all the gold in the world without you even noticing.

>> No.29208904

>>29208760
what's the correlation of market prices in time between BTC and precious metals? Do the two play off against each other?

>> No.29208944

>>29205859
You have just found out about one of the biggest flaw in crypto, every idea has a flaw and we are beginning to see those flaws surface

>> No.29209080

>>29208364
There's a famous memepic of a bro eating pizza he bought for 10,000btc. As of yesterday, he's the first person on earth to enjoy a $560,000,000 pizza with his kid.
We will never know this feel.

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>> No.29209206

>>29205859
Musk is a globalist Chinese zionist cunt faggot ass liberal false flag climate hoaxer. Fuck him and fiat shitcoins.

>> No.29209774

>>29206500
>>29207795
I am in for both faggots

>> No.29210675

>>29206570
I believe I'm becoming the financial elite

>> No.29210995

>>29205943
Yes

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His first BIG success was X.com

Email him at admin@x.com and you get the weirdest fucking autoreply about some fucking 0xGHFB token or some shit.

>> No.29211603

ywn be richest man in the world
ywn be king of crypto
ywn go to Mars
ywn have an art hog pop star gf