/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.29203788]

I'm unironically going to try to convert into juadism to do better at trading and investing.
Anyone here think it'll work?

[Anonymous No.29203875]

>>29203788
Converting won’t magically make you a better trader anon you have to grease the cocks of the market makers to get anywhere significant

[Anonymous No.29203912]

>>29203788
No
Retard

[Anonymous No.29203945]

>>29203788
Can't convert to judaism, they have laws against that. Only way to join their faith is to have a jewish mother.

[Anonymous No.29204073]

>>29203945
Free masonry is Judaism for goys. That’s where kikes recruit their shabbos goyim. High ranking members are almost considered tribe members and at that point they let you into the tribe. You get all the insider info and guaranteed millions at that point

[Anonymous No.29204302]

>>29203945
>religion has laws preventing people from joining the religion
lmao religion cucks are such a joke holy shit

[Anonymous No.29204365]

>>29203788
My friend had a Jew obsession, he was convinced they were gods chosen people and he moved to Brooklyn wore the curly hair things and tiny hat and tried to convert. They wouldn’t let him. He even went so far as to take a plane to Israel and try to live there. Long story short the cops found him sleeping on a bench and forced him to take a plane home. You can’t convert.

[Anonymous No.29204476]

>>29204365
At what point do people consider that maybe Hitler had a point?

[Anonymous No.29204513]

>>29204365
This can't be real

[Anonymous No.29204624]

No. Stop visiting /pol/.

[Anonymous No.29204778]

>>29204476
It takes a lot for a person to rid himself of the emotional conditioning to even begin to look at the guy with clear eyes. It's kind of crazy to see how normal people react to even the slightest suggestion of the idea that he wasn't exactly the monster everyone's told he is.

[Anonymous No.29204792]

>>29204365
Rabbis will deny converts 3 times, on the 4th time they are welcomed. I live in brooklyn cops could never do something like that.

Only way cops can force someone on a plane is if they are arrested and extradited to another jurisdiction or country. This is america

[Anonymous No.29204813]

>>29204513
I swear to god it’s true. He was from a town called Floyd Virginia where all these hippies moved to a long time ago because they were part of a cult and this guy said the world was going to end so they followed him. He also thinks that Pink Floyd’s division bell has some sacred message and thinks Syd Barret is literal God incarnate

[Anonymous No.29204965]

>>29203788
how does one convert to a different race?

[Anonymous No.29205069]

>>29204302
>>29204365

this is obviously not true
anyone who has read the Bible knows this

literally there are convert characters in the stories, Ruth comes to mind

t. jew who knows some converts

[Anonymous No.29205163]

>>29204365
id like to take a plane to israel if you know what i mean.

[Anonymous No.29205220]

>>29205069
Dude, you can’t become a Jew. Sure you can start believing all the things jews believe and say you’re Jewish, but you’re not and will never be taken as actually Jewish. I went to the only Buddhist temple in my town trying to convert and they basically said “Gtfo you’re not Asian” my friend said the only people who would take him as a convert we’re “fake Jews” and not the real shit

[Anonymous No.29205236]

>>29205220
>Ruth wasnt actually jewish because she converted!!!
my dude she was King David's grandmother, you dont know what youre talking about

[Anonymous No.29205275]

>>29203788
Being a Jew doesn't make you better at finance.
Being accepted into the Jewish in group means you'll be fast tracked for financial success.

Haven't you seen any of those guy ritchie films where a character passes as Jewish, just go get special treatment.

[Anonymous No.29205290]

>>29205236
I don’t give two shits about the semantics of your desert cult, I’m telling you you can’t convert

[Anonymous No.29205348]

>>29203945
They let you convert sometimes if you marry a Jew. Look at Ivanka Trump. Apparently all of Biden's kids married Jews too but I don't think they converted.

[Anonymous No.29205357]

>>29205290
first of all its semitics not semantics

secondly like I said before I know people who converted IRL

[Anonymous No.29205362]

YEAH?

[Anonymous No.29205386]

>>29205275
>Being accepted into the Jewish in group means you'll be fast tracked for financial success.
holy fuck does that make sense. EVery fucking jew I know has at least 6 figures to their name. Meanwhile my family is just full of losers, alcoholics, druggys and people in debt.

[Anonymous No.29205426]

Orthodox jews have got to be the weirdest people on the planet to me.

[Anonymous No.29205463]

>>29205220
>Muh personal irrelevant fantasy anecdote proves this
lol. Mine is I'm jewish by birth and converted to buddhism goy, and I think even the friend of your story is fake

[Anonymous No.29205521]

>>29203788
It does work! You can then scam gentiles with a clear conscious. My wife is Jewish and since I converted my business has been booming. Doing things that were morally ambiguous before without any worries.

[Anonymous No.29205591]

>>29203945
>Can't convert to judaism, they have laws against that.
You can convert. Depending on the sect it will take anywhere from 1 to 5 years. It's not easy, you will have to study and convince a rabbi. Maybe you will have to pay for it too.

I paid for my chink fiancée to get a conservative conversation to appease my modern orthodox parents. It cost me $2k and took 15 months of 4hr/week studying for her.
We both know Judaism is retarded but at least my parents aren't attempting suicide any more.

[Anonymous No.29205630]

>>29203788
you will always be a stupid goy in their eyes

[Anonymous No.29205694]

ITT: people who know nothing about Judaism except what they read on /pol/.

[Anonymous No.29205743]

>>29203788
Pay homage to Mercury. Yahweh will require the blood of children and that's become somewhat of a commodity among Jews.

[Anonymous No.29205745]

>>29205694
>t. Jew
show me the dark powers jewish finance clan

[Anonymous No.29205792]

>>29205694
kys your tribe has been kicked out of COUNTLESS cultures because jews are literally parasites

[Anonymous No.29205861]

>>29205694
based billyposter
Billy and Mandy is great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SnbvJ4Ca44

[Anonymous No.29205866]

>>29204302
This is actually what makes Judaism so successful in spite of having so few members. The rules are clear, you're a Jew if your mother's a Jew which makes them stick together better because even if a Jew is not religious or even an atheist he is still Jewish according to their definition. Meanwhile Christians or Muslims are splitting into 1000 branches, according the other branch to be fake.

[Anonymous No.29205935]

>>29205792
Seethe more. I'm not going anywhere.

[Anonymous No.29205940]

>>29205866
*accusing the other branch

[Anonymous No.29206062]

>>29205935
I want to marry a jewish woman. Do I have a chance as a non-jew?

[Anonymous No.29206161]

>>29205866
Judaism does have branches, and they are cumulative.

Reform/liberal
Conservative/Masorti
Orthodox

Each branch recognizes the branches below, but not above. A reform jew accepts an orthodox as Jewish, but the orthodox thinks that reform Jews are actually goys.

[Anonymous No.29206231]

>>29205357
>semitics not semantics
I guess you didn't receive your racial intelligence bonus during character creation

[Anonymous No.29206293]

>>29206062
Yes but it won't be easy.
My aunt got married to a gentile. My grandmother was so pissed that she suicided, and my aunt got divorced soon after. I imagine that blaming herself ruined her marriage. She doesn't like to talk about her first marriage, but she eventually married another gentile and seems happy now.

[Anonymous No.29206308]

>>29206161
I never said there aren't branches. A Jew is still a Jew to any other Jew if his or her mother was a Jew. I'm not saying they love one another buy there's a strict definition of who's their kin. It goes beyond religion.

[Anonymous No.29206345]

>>29206062
unironically kys traitor

[Anonymous No.29206359]

>>29206293
holy shit. I think the girl I am interested in isn't that serious but she does follow traditions pretty well. Thanks m8

[Anonymous No.29206402]

>>29206345
I want the dark powers of the jewish finance clan. And ngl the jewish girl I know is really nice so I wouldn't mind marrying her. Although she can be scary when she gets mad.

[Anonymous No.29206408]

>>29205792
>>29206345
Maybe instead of telling people to kill themselves you should take your pills and get your life together.

[Anonymous No.29206456]

>>29203788
Start by owning BNT. My bootiful jewess wife would make u many shekels goy

[Anonymous No.29206512]

>>29205591
>a jew doesn't want his parents to die and leave him money
Stop fudding Judaism

[Anonymous No.29206587]

>>29206512
Jews often have clauses in their wills that exclude their kids if they marry out.

[Anonymous No.29206610]

No. You will always be a goy to them and you don’t have a millennia of shylock blood.

[Anonymous No.29207008]

>>29206408
shut up kike, the day of the pillow will come

[Anonymous No.29207050]

>>29206587
how can you not see that jews hate goyim if they even have these clauses in their wills?

[Anonymous No.29207149]

Become a freemason instead. They run my country.

[Anonymous No.29207206]

>>29207050
Because I'm Jewish and don't hate gentiles.
Its about preserving the religion to my parents, not about hating goys. I've actually never even heard the word "goy" used off of 4chan. Usually "gentiles" is preferred, and there are various more intense Yiddish slurs if people want to curse a goy.

[Anonymous No.29207303]

>>29207149
Is it easy to join as a jew? My great grandfather was a master Mason, unfortunately he only had daughters and died before I was born, so I never got invited.

[Anonymous No.29207349]

>>29207206
shut up, israel is destroying the western world

look who owns the non-profits that are shipping third worlders into europe
look who is trying to destabilise the middle east
look who took the land of palestinians to make their own
look who is behind all the degeneracy in our society
look who controls the media
look who is controlling the banks

[Anonymous No.29207374]

>>29203788
No need to convert. I just listen to this while trading https://youtu.be/vHSNZK4Je-Y

[Anonymous No.29207472]

i've often considered wearing a yarmulke to business meetings to see how they go

[Anonymous No.29207510]

>>29207349
Very based
>>29207206
Kys, the goyim know, day of the rope, etc...

[Anonymous No.29207541]

>>29206587
Imagine what those jews said if whities did the same

[Anonymous No.29207856]

>>29207541
>OOOOH THE ANTISEMITISM
>ITS LITERALLY ANOTHER SHOA

[Anonymous No.29208265]

>>29207541
>>29207856
>M-maybe if I keep parroting low-iq /pol/ memes the kikes will go away and suddenly the world will be a glorious eutopia and I'll stop being a failure

You are pathetic losers and you need to take a look at yourselves and how you ended up here. Blaming Jews is the oldest cope.

[Anonymous No.29208467]

>>29208265
Its the oldest cope because its the truth. Jews were already thrown out of ancient egypt because you couldnt stop drinking the blood of goyim children.

[Anonymous No.29208519]

>>29208467
This is not a joke and not a meme btw

[Anonymous No.29208609]

>>29208467
There's no evidence that the Jews were ever in ancient Egypt. It may be a made up story.
Besides, who would want to drink filthy sandnigger blood?

[Anonymous No.29208716]

>>29208609
>theres no evidence jews were ever in ancient egypt
uhhm sweety just stop it now this is getting ridiculous

[Anonymous No.29208769]

You don't even need to make money if you go orthodox jew in israel, we literally pay retarded levels of taxes to feed them while they're driving literal party vans blasting popular music remixed into jew lyrics.
There's no fucking conspiracies about them being parasites, they literally leech off of us regular citizens and scream shit at us for using cars on Saturdays. At least the amish had the basic decency to fuck off to farmlands away from the cities, these kikes take whole cities.
t. israel citizen

[Anonymous No.29208779]

>>29208609
ever heard about tay-sachs disease? A disease that pretty much only ashkenazi jews have? Guess how its treated, yep you guessed it. Its treated with blood infusions today and was treated by drinking blood in ancient times.

[Anonymous No.29208829]

>>29205591
God I pray you aren’t lying. Reality mirrors art
https://youtu.be/zDaqaqQ4MVM

[Anonymous No.29208880]

>>29208769
>scream shit at us for using cars on Saturdays
https://youtu.be/ja2kbYiYiXc
I wasn't kidding, by the way.
translation
>ITS SATURDAY
>ITS SATURDAY
>HAVE SHAME
>ITS SATURDAY

[Anonymous No.29208884]

>>29204365
>My friend had a Jew obsession, he was convinced they were gods chosen people

This is everyone who thinks the MSM tells the truth and Hollywood is just entertainment.

[Anonymous No.29208912]

the real kikepill is that being a kike is just like being white, 99.99% of all of them have nothing to show for themselves, like poor white people. kike-privilege is like white-privilege, it just isn't real.

what you want is wealth, once you have enough, as long as you're "white", theres nothing you can't do. you could even pretend to be a jew and nobody would be able to tell you're not.

wealth is everything, and "diversity" and divide and conquer lets wealthy people stay wealthy.

[Anonymous No.29208977]

>>29208912
this is a halftrut. yes most jews are probably good people, but that doesnt change the fact that some very powerful jewish families have been controlling our planet since before jesus was born

[Anonymous No.29209034]

>>29208769
I unironically hate haredim. Israel would be so much better off without those niggers.
Im not fond of Israeli culture either, but getting rid of the haredi needs to be first. After that you can get rid of the LGBT feminists

[Anonymous No.29209049]

>>29208977
yeah,but that's the 0.000001%, which is the point. they could be kikes, they could be catholics, anything. they're there because of money, which should be everybody's goal, not pretending to be part of a club that gets you nothing

[Anonymous No.29209055]

>>29207206
I hate you and all your kin for what you have done

[Anonymous No.29209220]

>>29207206
Jewish removal
>day of the being placed under the AC vent

[Anonymous No.29209366]

>>29208779
>and was treated by drinking blood in ancient times.
Got sauce for that pasta? It kills everyone who gets it in childhood...

[Anonymous No.29209496]

>>29209366
>asking a poltard for sources
He won't have a real one, they never do. He might have a pic saved on his hard drive with a picture of Dracula and twelve Jewish stars, they love those. Pictures are easier than reading for the poltard.

[Anonymous No.29209539]

>>29208609
>kike saying sandnigger
Are you that self-unaware?

[Anonymous No.29209674]

>>29209366

[Anonymous No.29209781]

>>29209496
>only real source is snopes.com

[Anonymous No.29209950]

>>29207303
I dunno, most people high up in the legal profession seem to be freemasons. Doctors also.

[Anonymous No.29210082]

>>29209496

>>29209674
Ahahaha it's literally the Dracula guy on reddit. You guys are delusional

[Anonymous No.29210090]

>>29203788
Its not converting its a mindset.

[Anonymous No.29210144]

>>29210082
>im ignoring every source if its not from snopes
kys

[Anonymous No.29210294]

>>29210144
It's not a source. It's some schizo guy on plebbit.
Snopes is garbage too, not sure why you're bringing it up.
Maybe some actual evidence?

[Anonymous No.29210297]

>>29203788
works for me. I've been on AAVE for months and loving it. who needs work?

[Anonymous No.29210324]

>>29208609
>There's no evidence that the Jews were ever in ancient Egypt.

So you don't celebrate Pesach?

[Anonymous No.29210389]

>>29210294
look into it yourself and compare your findings to what that guy said
you will find out that both porphyria and tay sachs are real diseases that pretty much only affect ashkenazis, you will also find out that porphyria really was treated by drinking blood. Its not as shizo as one might think, reality is stranger than fiction

[Anonymous No.29210546]

>>29204365
>>29205591

This is how you do it. Weebs get BTFO, submission, money and study proves you're not just spare parts and are worth adopting. It's quite the Master Race gatekeeping strategy.

[Anonymous No.29210599]

>>29205694

[Anonymous No.29210862]

>>29206402
Just be a ruthless piece of subhuman garbage that's devoid of morals and enjoys raping and killing children, honorary jew status.

[Anonymous No.29210876]

>>29203788
Jews don't trade their own money dipshit.
They either charge interest or fees to 'manage' your money for you.
This goes for every industry out there.
Are you seriously that dumb?

[Anonymous No.29210923]

lmao are u pajeet?
wat a’fuck ur talking about here?
I’m not a tard who goes for shitcoins that they shill here
waiting for bot ocean private sale and their release
wanna trade with top bot like an expert

[Anonymous No.29210950]

Converting to Jew won't stop you being a smoothbrain, you're stuck with that. Roping yourself works though.

[Anonymous No.29211172]

>>29205694
pol unironically collectively knows more about judaism than any rabbi

[Anonymous No.29211350]

>he took the abrahamicpill
ngmi

[Anonymous No.29211853]

>>29204792
I think the cops of Israel forced him

[Anonymous No.29211927]

>>29203788
You cannot convert, you’ll NEVER be accepted. It’s just the way it is. MAYBE you could for political purposes like Ivanka but it’s doubtful.

[Anonymous No.29212043]

>>29207206
Lmao what the fuck

[Anonymous No.29212176]

>>29203788
I'm assuming you're American and your dick has already been mutilated, so you're most of the way there

[Anonymous No.29212275]

>>29212176
kek

[Anonymous No.29213112]

>>29211853
Israeli cops are huge faggots that were too pathetic to serve in the army.

[Anonymous No.29213232]

>>29210599
And yet here you are, the enlightened goy that studies Talmud via /pol/ memes. Seems like it's not a very well kept secret.

Of course, you'd never actually open a Talmud to see if the quote is real, or the context. You don't care what it really says. You want it to say bad things about the goyim. You want to be a victim. This fuels your fantasy and your hatred. You love to feel like it's all somebody else's fault.

[Anonymous No.29213480]

>>29213232
Skip to 16:00. Very enlightening, not anything like what /pol/ said.

https://youtu.be/M60FUPVtq9k

[Anonymous No.29214411]

>>29213232
>the enlightened goy that studies Talmud via /pol/ memes
according to the Talmud I deserve death for studying it. Kek

[Anonymous No.29214490]

hi frens
brainlet here-- how does converting to judaism help you out exactly haha

[LebAnon No.29214945]

>>29203788
never
don't do it OP

[Anonymous No.29215368]

>>29214411
Heathen definition, (in historical contexts) an individual of a people that do not acknowledge the God of the Bible; a person who is neither a Jew, Christian, nor Muslim - Talmud is based

[Anonymous No.29215429]

>>29213232
>you want to be a victim
Look at todays media and tell me how white people arent demonized. Open your fucking eyes.

[Anonymous No.29215829]

>>29203788
If you believe it, it may become true.

[Anonymous No.29215882]

[Anonymous No.29215938]

>>29203788
So basically sell your soul to satan and be a cuck for the rest of your life and afterlife for a few schmeckles... Unironically kill yourself

[Anonymous No.29215998]

>>29204365
Is your friend named Tommy?

[Anonymous No.29216049]

[Anonymous No.29216051]

>>29214490
Whoopi Goldberg chose to take the name Goldberg purely to get ahead in Hollywood.
They network with other Jews like fucking crazy, it's unreal. Directors like Spielberg unironically find actors to work with at their fucking bar mitzvahs.
Converting won't help because you won't be accepted as really one of them.

[Anonymous No.29216162]

[LebAnon No.29216419]

>>29215938
based

[Anonymous No.29216460]

>>29206231
look at the /pol/tard so blinded by hatred he can't get a fucking joke.

[Anonymous No.29216492]

>>29216162
Imagine if the people who did this shit spent their time actually studying or working on a constructive project. Man the system is fuk

[Anonymous No.29216807]

>>29215368
>oy vey if you don't worship the Jewish god you should die!
The absolute state of you.

[Anonymous No.29217541]

>>29216492
It’s time we take back our country(ies). This starts with harassment.

If you see a logo like this on a car in Amerixa, get out of your vehicle and harass the individual(s) in car with either irate yelling, objects thrown at vehicle , spitting at them , milkshakes are good for this —

Basically these masons advertise their subversion on their car vehicles. They identify themselves for you .

Make them feel uncomfortable in their owl country. In their own state. In their own city. In their own county. Make them fear again.

[Anonymous No.29218235]

>>29217541
based

[Anonymous No.29218826]

>>29203788
No it won't work

Also, free Palestine

[Anonymous No.29218863]

I am jewish, started crypto trading last night and made almost 640$, I approve

[Anonymous No.29218942]

itt. 60 iq /pol/ denizens argue with 140+ iq kike chads

[Anonymous No.29219067]

>>29203788
My sister converted in nyc to attract and marry a rich jew. It hasn't worked so far. She doesnt realize that while they may fuck her they will never accept her as one of their own. Plus she has a bunch a bunch of degenerate arm tattoos. So she is just a glorified nanny/prostitute. Sucks for her. She's 27 and should of finished law school but shes chasing channel bags, botox and hair extensions. Fucking vapid and basic. Sad. Many such cases.

[Anonymous No.29219282]

>>29203788
if you aren't genetically jewish, you're basically just learning to do something anyone partially jewish is naturally gifted with. mostly your conversion is just learning some ethics and maybe how to deal in sleight word play.

>>29204073
like anon said, just join some mason lodge and chill out. learning to trade is a learning experience, learn an actual trade to increase your cash flow.

[Anonymous No.29219530]

>>29207472
Lol you should. If bet 10 to 1 you'd land the contract. You just have to know enough to first in as a real jew

[Anonymous No.29219596]

>>29211350
Jokes aside holy shit are we that awake already?

[Anonymous No.29219950]

>>29219067
Jews don't date girls with tattoos.

Why anyone would want to cover themselves with niggerdoodles is beyond me.

[Anonymous No.29220087]

>>29219067
Tatoos are acceptable in Israel, maybe she can go there

[Anonymous No.29220146]

>>29219950
Shes had a few who have dated her but none will commit, even though shes converted. The tattoo thing killed her prospects. But then again parasites tend to be able to recognize their own

[Anonymous No.29220336]

>>29220087
Idk, she spent a time last summer in Greece and Turkey whoring it up. Muslims, Jews, who cares as long as they pay $$$ I personally find it disgusting and am sad at the life path she has taken. Anything for a dollar right. Uggh...

[Anonymous No.29220674]

>>29205591
Where do you live? My wife is converting for like $150. I’m in the south so we need all the Jews we can get, though. I’m personally not religious and my parents certainly don’t give a shit, but after we got married she started reading about Judaism and fell in love with it. She claims reform Jews are basically Buddhists and believe god is some force in the universe not some entity, which is essentially the belief I came to on my own but idk. She might just be saying that to pique my interest.

[Anonymous No.29220792]

>>29206161
>the orthodox thinks that reform Jews are actually goys
wrong

[Anonymous No.29220882]

>>29220674
fucking go back to plebbit

[Anonymous No.29221162]

I've just larped as Jewish after reading up on the religion. Strangely, people buy it despite my blonde hair and blue eyes. They're not the smartest and seem willing to take credit for having good looking white dudes in their tribe