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[Anonymous No.29184136]

Wife finally found out about my 21 bitcoin. She is asking when can we sell. What do I tell her? Don't get married.

[Anonymous No.29184242]

>>29184136

Are you debt free?

[Anonymous No.29184281]

tell her it was a mistake and it was actually .21 bitcoin

[Anonymous No.29184282]

>>29184136
When did you get in?

[Anonymous No.29184301]

>>29184136
Tell her to fuck off. The crap she wants to buy will be there when it's time to sell. In a while tell her you lost it all. Then divorce her ass

[Anonymous No.29184317]

>>29184136
Tell her you just donated all to me, but unironically do it on accident.

[Anonymous No.29184327]

>>29184136
tell her you're collecting interest on them and you're never going to sell because it's a hard asset and she's just a dumb fucking leaky gash that doesn't understand economics

[Anonymous No.29184334]

>>29184136
Stop larping. Nobody with 21 btc would waste his time with a marriage

[Anonymous No.29184347]

>>29184136
move to another wallet and either tell her you lost the keys to that wallet. actually sell the rest and get her something nice. that's if you like her. If you don't, tell her you lost the keys to all 21.

[Anonymous No.29184352]

>>29184136
Tell her you made a coding mistake and do not have access to them for ten years

[Anonymous No.29184380]

>>29184136
if you don't already have a house and kids with her then leave her pronto, she will bleed you dry

[Anonymous No.29184382]

>>29184281
OR THIS!!!

[Anonymous No.29184389]

>>29184334
kek

[Anonymous No.29184417]

>>29184136
Tell her it's in a time locked wallet that can't be opened until a certain date

[Anonymous No.29184424]

>>29184242
Im not gonna stay forever. If you’re debt free and want buy something small and she’s not the type to get you into debt cash out a small bit but make sure to tell her you’re in for the long haul.

If you’re not debt free then cash out enough to pay off all your debts then tell her if you guys can stay debt free for two years you’ll cash out a lil more.

[Anonymous No.29184487]

let me complete my thoughts
>>29184347
>move to another wallet and either tell her you lost the keys to that wallet
or that you sent btc to the wrong address and it's lost forever.

[Anonymous No.29184542]

>>29184136
This thread
>tell her
>tell her
>tell her


How about you /tell her/ the truth. Tell her you made a good investment. And tell her your happy she’s now in on it. Ask her what she wants to do and compromise. In marriages it’s not “mine” it’s “ours”. Money comes and goes, a marriage last for ever

[Anonymous No.29184548]

>>29184136
Donate them to me, divorce, and I'll send them back so she doesn't take 50%

[Anonymous No.29184579]

>>29184136
Tell her you lost them on a terrible boat accident.

[Anonymous No.29184599]

>>29184542
lol

[Anonymous No.29184612]

>>29184542
cuck

[Anonymous No.29184617]

>>29184542
This

[Anonymous No.29184620]

>>29184542
femoid hands typed this post, tell her get fucked OP

[Anonymous No.29184661]

>1 post by this id

[Anonymous No.29184690]

>>29184542

[Anonymous No.29184716]

>>29184136
Why can’t you be happy with that fucking profit. Hope you lose it all and she fucks others in front of you

[Anonymous No.29184719]

hope you got a pre-nup buddy

[Anonymous No.29184760]

>>29184542
Show tits u dirty ho

[Anonymous No.29184762]

>>29184542
I've been married for 5 years with 2 kids. You're obviously not married.

[Anonymous No.29184802]

>>29184136
>wife finds btc stack
>she is asking when we can sell
>"we"
Lmao you are fucked, she already claimed ownership of at least half of your wealth, if you don't let her waste your money away on mindless hedonism now she will just divorce you and take half anyway.

[Anonymous No.29184804]

To be fair, you should probably sell like 3. So you can wait a couple year until the next moon if it dumps.

[Anonymous No.29184809]

>>29184542
Faggot. Or a woman. Regardless, buy $ROPE.

[Anonymous No.29184826]

>>29184542
you know the rules, tits or gtfo

[Anonymous No.29184923]

>>29184136
Move it to another account and tell her you got hacked.

[Anonymous No.29184946]

>>29184716
>Why won't you sell an asset that will double in 10 months time

Jewish hands wrote this.

[Anonymous No.29184967]

>>29184542
based unjaded poster

why would OP marry someone who is below him? stronger as a team or she is dragging you down? if the second, you know what to do

[Anonymous No.29184999]

>>29184136
Just tell her you're doing what you think is best and that's that. Just don't be a pussy, your job is to lead.

[Anonymous No.29185016]

>>29184136
lmao sucks to be you nerd, my wife actively helps me plan our crypto investments and encourages me to hold. What's it like being married to a literal retard?

[Anonymous No.29185030]

>>29184923
terrible idea, don't let her think you lost hundreds of thousands of dollars, she will cheat on you the same day

[Anonymous No.29185043]

>>29184967
All women drag you down retard, you're bluepilled as fuck for thinking anything else.

[Anonymous No.29185057]

>>29184136
Tell her to sell her own bitcoin. Oh, she doesn't have any? Then tell her financial decisions are probably best left to the motherfucker that DOES have 21 bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.29185108]

>>29184136
you idiot.
how did she find out?

[Anonymous No.29185141]

lol, that's at leat 10 btc gone to makeup bathbomb bullshit

[Anonymous No.29185151]

>>29184999
this, maybe sell a bit to put her at ease and give you guys a cushion but you gotta stand your ground

[Anonymous No.29185154]

The moment you cash out is the moment it becomes her money.

[Anonymous No.29185158]

>>29184424
Fuck off Shlomo, paying debt is for cucks

[Anonymous No.29185163]

>>29184542

[Anonymous No.29185203]

>>29184136
boating accident

[Anonymous No.29185236]

>>29185043
I honestly feel bad for you and I hope you figure it out

[Anonymous No.29185260]

>>29185057
This one is the best one. If you're a cuck you'll do anything else. Tell her you know what you're doing and to shut the fuck up about this and to not go around bragging about being a crypto millionaire to all the manicure chinks she thinks are her friends

[Anonymous No.29185270]

>>29184136
Sucks for you. My wife is stoked about my link stack and encouraged me to buy fantom after doing a bunch of research.

[Anonymous No.29185450]

>>29185043
>allowing yourself to be affected negatively by a woman.
they are natural followers, anon. be someone they want to follow.

[Anonymous No.29185473]

>>29184136
You know what to do

[Anonymous No.29185533]

>>29185057
based

[Anonymous No.29185565]

>>29184542
>a marriage last for ever
How fucking retarded are you

[Anonymous No.29185588]

>>29184327
>tell her you're collecting interest on them and you're never going to sell because it's a hard asset and she's just a dumb fucking leaky gash that doesn't understand economics

This is of course the correct answer. In fact really demean her and ask "Huh wait which one of us accumulated 21 BTC I don't remember?" Then remind her its your job to accrue fat stacks and hers to drain the contents of your balls.

[Anonymous No.29185605]

>>29184136
She's going to divorce you either way. So find some way to hide it before she takes 11 bitcoin

[Anonymous No.29185767]

>>29185236

We feel bad for you. Sure women can be enjoyable but 9 times out of 10 the will consume as much or more than they produce. Its just nature and it will happen if you don't control them. You will find out one day the hard way.

[Anonymous No.29185774]

>>29184136
Convert it to Monero and tell her you lost the private key.

[Anonymous No.29185776]

>>29185043
this is pretty blackpilled and only half of the story, its akin to saying that kids only drag you down.
the fact is, that women fill a role in a mans life, as does his children, and this responsibility is something of a driving force for many men.
A lot of men thrive under this pressure and feel rewarded by it, me are brn protectors and providers, removing this aspect from the male role isnt as liberating as you might think.
Men are chaotic energy, a spouse (a good one mind you) and children are a lens which can focus this energy.

Dont get me wrong, i understand your position, but you are putting a wall up around yourself, you ought to be able to play the game and handle yourself. my dad just got divorced after 30 years and won 80% of the assets, he played his cards well, he knew the game.
Dont run from the potential danger, just be mindful of it, theres a lot to be gained.

[Anonymous No.29185927]

>>29185776
>Men are chaotic energy

This is completely wrong. Women are chaos and men are order. For a man having a family to lead allows them to derive pleasure.

[Anonymous No.29185957]

>>29184136

Ok but how did she find out? How does a subject like this come up? Why aren't you better at lying? Why don't you see the value in monitoring what you tell others to give them a false perception of reality more in line with your interests?

[Anonymous No.29185960]

>>29184136
nightmare level relationship, personally i would just run off saying nothing but i'm not married
just say you have less than you actually have and hope she won't pry more into it

[Anonymous No.29186017]

>>29185776
>”won” 80% of his assets
>actually lost 20%
Not a very good example to make you point anon.

[Anonymous No.29186048]

>>29184136
You marriage is over buddy. Expect divorce and half your money gone now.

[Anonymous No.29186296]

>>29185927
depends how you look at it. before i settled down all i did was get fucked up and fuck fat chicks, was pretty amazing, not gonna lie,a nd i still miss it. but my life was going nowhere. having a family has focused my efforts like a laser, now i run a business, have 1 employee and have started trading. a lot of things have improved in my life, no i fit the category of orderly a lot more closely.

[Anonymous No.29186307]

>>29184136
Send them to a new wallet, get divorced. They cant prove you own the new wallet. Tell her if she really loves you she can stay and you will cash out what you need as necessary but it is a better decision long term to wait until you absolutely need it. If she doesn’t compromise then you will have to either bitch out and sell or tell her to hit the road. Again if she loves you shell get it.

[Anonymous No.29186455]

>>29184542
What a faggot. I can tell you dont have a dad or any mature male friends bexause Ive met zero people who said you should get married. Have kids, yes, married? Fuck no.

[Anonymous No.29186558]

>>29184542
check out this literal woman

[Anonymous No.29186572]

>>29184542

[Anonymous No.29186721]

>>29186017
well they both have careers, he kind of bounces from company to company taking on obscure engineering projects and she is a journalist (lol, not my mum btw).
he brought in 80% of the money, he kept 80% f the assets.
He did this by keeping some things up his sleeve, he also ran everyhting in the house through 2 servers, all emails, backups of paperwork, important docs, etc. important stuff for the inevitable court case, which didnt last long.
ive been around this site for a few years now, i'm aware of the general consensus regarding women and marriage, and its not entirely unbased, but its not the be all and end all, and is generally a consensus opion derived from guys who have never put themselves out there or are afraid to. you take risks in life, but take steps to mitigate damage from a mistep.
no risk, no reward.

[Anonymous No.29186742]

Also men need to start pushing the idea that not getting married proves your love and is much more financially beneficial. If you and your spouse actually love and trust eachother then you should have kids and she should say that the kid is black and she doesn’t know where the father is. That way she gets free gibs and you can keep earning income and you can have kids with no financial detriment. But dumb bitches cant conceive the logic of this unless they are hasidic jews and they do it all the time because they are fucking based.

[Anonymous No.29186880]

>>29186742
i generally agree with this. being afraid of women is retarded, but i also dont see any benefit to marriage at all. i am 10 years in with 3 kids, happy and doing well. absolutely no need to enter a marriage contract. i picked a life, not a court case.

[Anonymous No.29187072]

>>29184542
i hope you die today

[Anonymous No.29187087]

This thread, though obvious trolling, does raise a good question

Has there been a case of a divorce happening and the woman getting her shitty hands on at least part of the dude's crypto? If so, how did this counrts/law go about enforcing that?

[Anonymous No.29187250]

>>29186880
Fucking exactly, like if she really likes me she can literally have everything I own, I genuinely have no attachments to the shit if its for my kids. But I am absofuckinglutely bot going to just sign a contrqct to give half my shit to some bitch without a guarantee of performance.

[Anonymous No.29188543]

>>29184542
>>tell her
>/tell her/
>ours
>for ever
>1 post by this ID
Holes never cease to amuse me.

[Anonymous No.29188821]

>>29188543
You came out of a hole nimrod

[Anonymous No.29188926]

>>29184281
Still over 10k USD. Women are greedy lol.

[Anonymous No.29189101]

>>29188821
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[Anonymous No.29190240]

>>29184136
run. pack it up and go somewhere far away. with that kind of money you start a new life. change of clothes any personal digital shit like pc, phones, usb's and head out the door and dont look back. when I make it Im disappearing.