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Anonymous Mon Jul 31 02:07:45 2017 No.2914894 [Reply] [Original]

>new guy at work started tuesday
>already has inside jokes with the guys
>already taken a qt to lunch
>made my crush laugh
>tfw been here 8 months and have no comradery with anyone

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 02:09:43 2017 No.2914902 Buy ESP on yobit. that'll show 'em.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 02:10:09 2017 No.2914906 File: 333 KB, 1616x2560, 810IASGMUYL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Should be fucking required reading in grade school.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 02:12:49 2017 No.2914915 File: 52 KB, 300x268, ass.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2914894 >been here 8 months >my crush This new guy is going to fuck that girl because you've been too much of a chickenshit to get your dick in there, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 02:13:20 2017 No.2914916 >>2914906 >reading books lol >be relatable >be kind/helping that's literally it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 02:19:27 2017 No.2914933 >>2914894 Have you tried not being an autist? Back to /r9k/ you go faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 02:19:54 2017 No.2914934 >>2914915 blue board retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 02:21:24 2017 No.2914941 >>2914894 One of the worst feels in the world, I know it

>>	Omar Mon Jul 31 02:22:39 2017 No.2914945 File: 84 KB, 634x402, hitlerdeer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2914934

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 02:37:29 2017 No.2914983 >>2914945 >this is adolf, he liked animals >in 1945 adolf killed himself after years of bullying >think before you bully someone

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 02:41:41 2017 No.2914996 >>2914902 buddy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 02:55:17 2017 No.2915027 I became the loser nobody talks to within two days at my office workplace

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 03:05:08 2017 No.2915051
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>>2914894
New guy has confidence and charisma. Two things that go a long way in an office, or anywhere really. Befriend him and learn from him instead of being an agry faggot. Who knows, he may let you even tap your crush after he's done smashing her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 03:10:05 2017 No.2915066 Being social and chatting at the water cooler ist the most important skill at work. Being good at what you do is nice, but if you can't network and no one knows you, it's worth shit. I learned that the hard way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 03:12:00 2017 No.2915069 >>2914894 Why do you post this shit on biz? No one cares that you're an autistic wagecuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 03:12:00 2017 No.2915070 File: 36 KB, 512x350, IMG_2091.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2915027 Nice work. That's gotta be some kind of record. It's not easy to get hired and yet somehow repel everyone around you. What's your secret anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 03:25:52 2017 No.2915090 >>2914894 found your problem. You are a chink and not chad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 03:48:59 2017 No.2915127 File: 773 KB, 919x768, d7c6402a46ab753c44521fa0e126c8ca.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] reminder - it's all because of your genetics

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 03:54:47 2017 No.2915136 >>2915127 That's more than a few millimeters

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 04:01:48 2017 No.2915154 File: 104 KB, 1243x1059, 1500834739755.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2915127 >brown and racemixed >thin bones >ugly >average height A-at least I got blessed with high IQ. Fuck the genetic lottery, it's so unfair.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 04:58:09 2017 No.2915280 >>2914916 >>2914906 This is one of the best (timeless) books on social skills. Another one is 48 laws of power

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 05:00:25 2017 No.2915286 File: 18 KB, 199x253, 1497288648726.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2915154 Life is definitely unfair my friend. The sooner you accept it and start playing your strengths the better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 05:17:56 2017 No.2915322 >>2914894 Sounds like the newbie is going to be you boss in 6 months.

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 05:20:34 2017 No.2915330

>>2915127
>few millimeters of bone

The fuck? That shoop would basically involve replacing the guy's entire skull and spine. Not to mention that the shitty genetics that produced the abomination on the left probably express themselves mentally in addition to physically.

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 05:47:43 2017 No.2915403

>>2914894

And? So what if you're interpersonal skills suck, either fix them, or failing that, just fucking crush the shit out of your job.

>Be in a similar position as you OP, not the greatest social skills
>Instead of spending time chit-chatting and developing relationships with co-workers, I actually fucking crush it at my job and increase my departments sales by 30k (14%) in the first month since going to a new site
>mfw have a reputation of being quiet but really fucking good
>mfw in the two months since moving to a new group I've already been moved from a dead end site to one of the best sites in the group, not because of my relationship with my boss, but because my boss knows that I will crush it and get shit done.

Just don't get a job where you need to build strong relationships, position yourself towards your strengths, then with all that free time you have from not talking shit and having friends you should have insane productivity and should just be able to out-work and out-produce your new guy.

If you're lazy and have no work ethic though, tough shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 05:50:44 2017 No.2915413 >>2915403 >performance matters compared to social skills Spotted the underage guy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 05:58:01 2017 No.2915432 >>2915403 >not because of my relationship with my boss, but because my boss knows that I will crush it and get shit done Your boss is using you literally to cover all the holes in your company >after a year >thanks anon you're fired

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 06:17:46 2017 No.2915483 >>2914894 thats your fault you loser faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 06:17:51 2017 No.2915485 >>2914916 Which makes you wonder why 99% of the people on Earth purposefully do the opposite.

Anonymous Mon Jul 31 06:20:48 2017 No.2915502

>>2914906
this shit unironically works

i can't tell you how many times i've gotten otherwise impenetrable / emotionally unavailable people to open up and give me what i want where thousands have failed by just doing the ez stuff in the book - offering them something that interests them / pretending to understand their situation

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 07:27:05 2017 No.2915707 File: 19 KB, 300x250, 1496357221663.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2914906 im beyond socially retarded so i really need to fucking read this, gonna start today wish me luck

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 07:29:12 2017 No.2915715 >>2915502 >open up and give me what i want psycho

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 31 07:40:14 2017 No.2915744 >>2915707 why would you read it when you can have some cuck read it for you the audiobook is on youtube

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