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29141689 No.29141689 [Reply] [Original]

Planning to quit my job in a few weeks. What should I tell them? Do I say I'm quitting to manage my portfolio (subtle brag) or keep it vague and say taking time off from work? I don't like my boss so I'm inclined towards the former.

>> No.29141897

>>29141689
Never tell anyone you have money. Say you’re taking a break, that’s all.

>> No.29141992

>>29141689
Tell them it's a family emergency,

That way if you ever need your job back or a resume bump they'll give you one out of pity, instead of telling you to fuck off if you brag

>> No.29142269

>>29141897
This and it’s not a joke. The only people who should know you have money is maybe your parents, and that’s only if you trust them with your life. If they like to gossip don’t tell them shit. I would tell them this >>29141992. It’s a much smarter way to handle it. Don’t burn bridges.

>> No.29142615

>>29142269
>>29141992
>>29141897
Thanks frens. I'll take the smart way out. Getting more and more difficult not to show off a little with my newfound wealth

>> No.29142771

Congrats OP. Another option would be to take a career break of 6 months. How much you make?

>> No.29142898

>>29142269
>difficult not to show off a little with my newfound wealth
you're gonna be on the street in 1-2 years

>> No.29143025

>>29141689
I would just say I'm leaving to try to start my own business and if they ask what it is just say real estate or property management or something vague like that.

>> No.29143231

>>29142771
Few milli right now

>>29142898
Bet

>> No.29143320

>>29141689

ask for a irrational wage increase then gib resignation

>> No.29143365
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29143365

>>29141689
Find out how much your boss makes, and then tell him you found a new job that pays double whatever that amount is.

>> No.29143385

>>29143320
this !

>> No.29143516

Hire some actors to break into the office by helicopter and pick you up for a mission.

'We need you back on the team'

'I'm too old for this shit!'

'Come on anon, one last job'

'Alright, but this time I mean it'

then bunjee out the window

>> No.29143613

>>29143516
I'm quitting my mcdonalds burger flipping job like this

>> No.29143894

>>29143516
Based

>> No.29143916

>>29143516
The coke zero version of quitting a job

>> No.29144785

>>29142615
>Getting more and more difficult not to show off

Whanna know how I know you're not white?

>> No.29144866

>>29143320
This.

>> No.29144936

>>29143516
Fuck that, don't quit. Keep collecting pay by telling them you're on special CIA assignment, and they're required by law to keep you on the payroll.
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-crime-epa/epa-worker-who-falsely-claimed-cia-work-sentenced-to-prison-idUSBRE9BH1F420131218

>> No.29145029

>>29141689
Just stop showing up/doing work and see how long it takes for them to fire you. Keep collecting paychecks fren.

>> No.29145219

>>29143231
>Bet
Sup Tyrone