/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.29120767]

ABANDON
ABANDON
ABANDON

[Anonymous No.29120815]

old news boomer

[Anonymous No.29121517]

"engineer"

[Anonymous No.29121563]

clearly bullish

[Anonymous No.29122134]

>>29121517
He means ideas man

[Anonymous No.29122509]

>>29120767
Whys he not so smug anymore bros?

[Anonymous No.29122563]

>>29121517
this lmao

[Anonymous No.29122598]

>>29122134
>I paid a lawyer last year
I now have a law degree

[Anonymous No.29122608]

>>29121517
Homie finna engineer a dump on yall asses

[Anonymous No.29122609]

>>29120767
So what he's essentially saying that, in his opinion, Bitcoin is better than the USD.

[Anonymous No.29122618]

>>29122509
prison butt SECs

[Anonymous No.29122656]

>>29121517
>>29122134
>>29122563

Yes, the ideas man, aka the MVP of any business or enterprise. I'm sorry, did you think that codemonkey #417 or car designer #1369 are as important to Tesla as Elon Musk is? Topkek

[Anonymous No.29122696]

>>29122609
This. I agree that theres insane amounts of bs in crypto but it’s still the superiour hold

[Anonymous No.29122733]

>>29122609
that's exactly what he's saying. but so are shiny gyarados cards so who knows man

[Anonymous No.29122754]

>>29122656
elon musk is just an autist with a crayon, meanwhile all his daddies money is given to actual scientists to make his sketches come true

[Anonymous No.29122762]

This sentence alone blows the fuck out everything I've read from bitcon-artists this past fortnight. What an absolute joke, i seriously fucking hope you didn't spend $50,000 on one of these tokens lmfao

[Anonymous No.29122817]

>>29122609
>>29122696
redirect to algo
collect that easy 6%
....
win
doge - 11k coin
algo - 203 coin
tell me who the retard is now

[Anonymous No.29122831]

Everyone knows this. the golbal economy is going to crash hard this year or the next. Until then everything goes up

[Anonymous No.29122864]

>>29120767
no when elon fudding btc that is when he is buying. same with jp morgan and all others.

[Anonymous No.29122906]

>>29122754
>daddy's money
>dad total networth was 1 mil

His dad's 1 mil helped when he wanted an extra kiddie meal at mcdonalds when he was 10. He hasn't seen that money since he fled to Canada aged 18 or whatever

[Anonymous No.29122927]

>>29122754
tesla was on autopilot to slam right into a fucking brick wall before musk got onboard

[Anonymous No.29122945]

>>29121517
>>29122134
Elon unironically knows his shit tho

[Anonymous No.29122950]

The "engineer" that gets debunked time and time again.
>>29122656
That's not the point though is it, the point is he is proclaiming himself to be an engineer.

[Anonymous No.29122960]

>>29122762
The key word is almost

[Anonymous No.29122997]

>>29120767
Invest all your money, Elon.

You could still pull off a nice 4x and exit 12 figure hell

[Anonymous No.29123027]

I would LOVE to see this idiot try to elaborate on his vague assertions like "the keyword is almost". What exactly is he suggesting here? The problem is he can't pump and dump commodities as effectively as he can with shitcoin because they are all highly institutionalized already whereas bitcoin is still highly volatile and hasn't found its comfortable price range. It is CLEARLY far below the current level since the same bubble mania that maintains tesla prices is already built into btc

[Anonymous No.29123158]

>>29123027
its not really a vague assertion its just a fact. theres a finite amount of bitcoin can u say the same for any fiat

[Anonymous No.29123161]

>>29122997
elon musk has $200b net worth and btc is $1T market cap, there is no way he could buy up and dump that much BTC without crashing the whole market with no survivors probably not even himself.

when you're moving around hundreds of billions you need an entry and exit strategy that isn't just "market buy/market sell" because the amount of weight you're throwing around has a massive effect on the price and even if there is very high liquidity its not going to be enough to just move in and out nimbly

[Anonymous No.29123230]

>>29123158

>only 2.1 quadrillion aatoshis

Oh shit i might miss out

[Anonymous No.29124146]

>>29120767
Musk was never an engineer, he has a BA in physics. That's not a knock against him by any means, it's just weird he sees himself that way when he's clearly an entrepreneur.

[Anonymous No.29124226]

>>29120767
HES NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER EITHER FUCK THIS GUY.

[Anonymous No.29124361]

>>29121517

[Anonymous No.29124429]

>>29123027
>almost
ie at the end of the day better money wins. in a negative interest rate paradigm, any postive rate alternative is better than fiat. its not complicated anon.

[Anonymous No.29124507]

>>29120767
he is not a fucking engineer. Lol cope.
At best businessman.

[Anonymous No.29124568]

>>29120767
almost is the key to all of this

[Anonymous No.29124576]

an "engineer." why does he always larp as one?

"In 1989, Musk immigrated to Canada to attend Queen’s University, where he spent two years before transferring to the University of Pennsylvania. He graduated with a BSc in physics and a BA in economics. After graduation, Musk moved to California to pursue a PhD in energy physics, but he left the course in just two days and launched his first company, Zip2, in 1995."

[Anonymous No.29124603]

>>29124226
because he doesn't have a certificate that says so? you don't think a mind like his could pick up engineering basics just from hanging out with engineers working on HIS projects?

>fuck out of here faggot gif

[Anonymous No.29124681]

>>29124576
>you cant be a businessman unless you have a business degree

[Anonymous No.29124863]

>>29124507
fucking this
elon musk an engineer fucking kek

[Anonymous No.29124867]

>>29124576
having a physics degree makes you more qualified to be an engineer than an engineering degree

it’s well known that engineering is mostly dumbes down “applied” natural science for brainlets and midwits

[Anonymous No.29124873]

>>29121517
from wikipedia circa 2011-2012
why aren't you all these things?

[Anonymous No.29124877]

>>29124576
Yeah you're right he should've studied engineering until he was 30, that sure would've helped him launch the falcon heavy

[Anonymous No.29124878]

>>29122945
he unironically doesn't though

[Anonymous No.29124948]

>>29124873
also, if you're wondering how he does it
this

[Anonymous No.29124969]

>>29122817
Closer to 8%. Get Algo off of the exchange and into a wallet. Better returns and you aren't giving free coins to Coinbase or whoever

[Anonymous No.29125047]

>>29124576

still not an engineer.

[Anonymous No.29125085]

>>29124429

Commodities and other currencies are far better than US fiat so why settle for something that's only slightly better?

[Anonymous No.29125109]

>>29120767
bullish for Chainlink

[Anonymous No.29125119]

>>29122762
midwits can't understand that sentence anon, i'm sorry

[Anonymous No.29125145]

https://www.nspe.org/resources/licensure/what-pe

To become licensed, engineers must complete a four-year college degree, work under a Professional Engineer for at least four years, pass two intensive competency exams and earn a license from their state's licensure board. Then, to retain their licenses, PEs must continually maintain and improve their skills throughout their careers.

[Anonymous No.29125173]

>>29120767
>fudding his own bags
based

[Anonymous No.29125175]

>>29124948
Musk is the millennial Tesla. I'm not saying he's perfect but I respect the fact that he seems to have actual passions.

His analogy is really spot on to how associative memory and learning develops.

>inb4 some sour anon calls me a reddit fag

I don't like reddit, I like individuals.

[Anonymous No.29125180]

>>29121517
kek, seething plebbitors inbound

[Anonymous No.29125234]

>>29124681
You can, but it's pretty common for businesses to fail because the owners don't know the fundamentals of business. They don't calculate costs to make a good profit, they can't make their product appealing, they're shit at managing cash flow and liquidity. Having a business BA is by no means essential, but business knowledge is.

[Anonymous No.29125245]

>>29124948
>if you're wondering how he does it
he has money from initial success and has other creative people working for him. any explanation he gives beyond that is fluffing.

[Anonymous No.29125257]

>>29124948
truly a genius of out time and definitely not only a by the mutt kike media overhyped attention whoring faggot

[Anonymous No.29125258]

>>29120767
elon is quickly becoming a jew

[Anonymous No.29125317]

>>29120767
>I am an engineer
This cunt couldn't tell you how a tesla actually works if his life depended on it.

[Anonymous No.29125381]

>>29120767
>Falling for elon's scams
Ngmi this fucking con artist started a cult with gamestop and now he's milking them with doge. Guarantee he's trying to kill every doge whale to become the top dog and just when redditards shit themselves over doge getting near a dollar he takes a big fat dookie dump. Jeets should be jealous they're getting outdone by an african.

[Anonymous No.29125447]

>still doubting bitcoin
>confirmed ngmi

[Anonymous No.29125480]

>>29120767
can this faggot shut the fuck up already? like, he supposedly is the ceo of a dozen companies (which all underdelivered for years on their oh so revolutionary tech they promised). this dude also repeatedly claimed how much of a workaholic he is, i guess there's nothing more workaholiclike than shitposting unfunny memes at 4am instead of getting some sleep or you know, doing some actual fucking work

[Anonymous No.29125519]

>>29121517
>>29122945
from what ive heard he knows surface level physics and astrophysics. he may know more tho

[Anonymous No.29125537]

>>29122945
>tho

[Anonymous No.29125539]

>>29120767
Why is Elon such a nigger?

[Anonymous No.29125549]

>>29124507
Imagine thinking that the most wealthy man in the world needs to cope, while you have achieved absolutely nothing in your entire life and are surfing biz all day.

[Anonymous No.29125590]

>>29122762
>missed the almost bit

[Anonymous No.29125722]

>>29124603
>>29124681
Absolutely! He’s still not a fucking engineer you faggots. You wouldn’t hire a fucking doctor or an accountant without them having their respective degrees. Why the fuck do you give excuses for this anti social autist? Fuck man the people on here are brain dead sometimes.

[Anonymous No.29125955]

>>29122997
>and exit 12 figure hell

funniest shit ive read in awhile

[Anonymous No.29125984]

>>29124867
100% this

[Anonymous No.29127115]

NOOOOOO!!! YOU DONT HAVE THE SAME PIECE OF PAPER I DO!!! YOU'RE NOT A REAL ENGINEER LIKE ME!! NOT FAIR!! WAAAHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.29127365]

>>29120767
why? intelligent investors know fiat is useless

[Anonymous No.29127408]

>>29122608
kek even with the nigger talk

[Anonymous No.29127413]

>>29120767
>people taking investment advice from a guy who doesn't even invest in anything

[Anonymous No.29127447]

>>29121517
99% of engineers are people looking at emails for hours.

[Anonymous No.29127563]

>>29127447
I'm an engineer and I look at /biz/ for hours

[Anonymous No.29127635]

>>29125175
i just want you to know if his banal statement wasn't obvious to you by age 3, you're a retard.

[Anonymous No.29127665]

>>29127563
Based.

[Anonymous No.29127706]

Tesla will be fucking gone in 10 years and imagine how bad Grimes will smell

[Anonymous No.29127718]

>>29125722
>>29125234
>Elon has a BA in Physics
>EXTREMELY BRILLIANT BUSINESS MAN
Paypal
SpaceX
Tesla
but surly he can't be a proficient engineer as well? Here is a hint, he most likely is. KYS nigger.

[Anonymous No.29127840]

>>29120767
but he's right

[Anonymous No.29127864]

>>29127718
Where did I say he can't be an engineer you stupid nigger?

[Anonymous No.29127945]

>>29125722
>He’s still not a fucking engineer you faggots.
He's the greatest engineer in the world.

[Anonymous No.29127966]

>>29124576
>PhD without Msc

huh?

[Anonymous No.29128221]

>>29122609
That's exactly what he's saying. It's flawed, but not anywhere near as flawed as the USD. That coming from the richest man in the world is the most bullish sign of them all.

[Anonymous No.29128479]

>>29120767
i hate this basedboy musk but he is right on this one

[Anonymous No.29128623]

>>29122762
He is right
Yep, also at 50k youre better off buying some tangible assets. But still much better alternative to bank checking or savings account

[Anonymous No.29128771]

>>29120767
Imagine thinking this. Clearly they are equally as bad and useless. Two coins of the same usury.

[Anonymous No.29128827]

>>29123158
Youre getting to the core of what he tweeted
USD = fiat w unlimited emission and supply
BTC = fiat w fixed emission and finite supply

[Anonymous No.29129113]

>>29124878
Yeah I'm sure you'd make him look like a complete idiot in a discussion about engineering, random nigger from /biz/.

[Anonymous No.29129550]

>>29120767
bipolar swing

[Anonymous No.29129637]

Please I need a fucking huge dose of Hopium or I’m not going to make it. Help me cope

[Anonymous No.29129651]

>>29127447
I'm a software engineer and I write production code maybe six hours a week. The number of lines written by the average developer in a year is around 2000. In between attending meetings, writing reports, responding to people on email and Slack, keeping track of your industry, and continuing education, you don't have a lot of time left over to do the job that you're hired for.
As an aside to any Zoomers (I get the feeling a Elon thread is going to attract them), always work for companies that promote up engineers for this reason. Besides being better for your career prospects, MBAs will make your life hell because they don't understand how the process works, they only understand how The Process that they learned about in their textbooks works.
>>29127563
I try to keep my biz browsing to offwork hours, but when things get really pink-wojak-y I can't help myself

[Anonymous No.29129679]

>>29121517
why are normies so obsessed with engineer worship? it's better if he isnt actually one because every engineer i know deserves to be beaten with a rubber mallet

[Anonymous No.29129953]

>>29128623
I wouldn't compare buying Bitcoin or other crypto with keeping money in a bank account. One can go +/- 50% with no warning.

[Anonymous No.29130014]

>>29125175
>I don't like reddit, I like individuals.
written like a true redditor

[Anonymous No.29130868]

>>29129113
lol remember when your hero invented digging a tunnel for cheap?

[Anonymous No.29130965]

>>29125145
Any twat can say they are an engineer these days.
>I write programs, I'm a software engineer!
>I work in IT, I'm an engineer!
>I'm a plumber, I'm a leakage engineer!
>I sell beauty products, I'm a sales engineer!
Mechanical, electrical, and civic engineers are the only ones held to any standards.

[Anonymous No.29131039]

>>29120767
is he retarded?

[Anonymous No.29131330]

>>29130868
I remember when he fucked your mom and girlfriend at the same time while I filmed it and jerked off.

[Anonymous No.29131415]

>>29120767
Memelon is too impulsive to realize what the optics would be of tesla buying bitcoin. He will dump soon at a large profit, making it look like he "solved" the problem, and boost tesla stock price in the process.

[Anonymous No.29131423]

>>29120767
It's fake you retards!

[Anonymous No.29131643]

>>29131330
>the cuckold powerplay
ishygddt

[Anonymous No.29131723]

>>29120767
He's 100% right though. The slogan for Bitcoin should literally be "It's less shitty money"

[Anonymous No.29131727]

>>29131423
it's not fake it's just old

[Anonymous No.29131736]

>>29131423
idiot
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-cryptocurrency-musk-idUKKBN2AJ0CY

[Anonymous No.29131871]

>>29121517
>i want to bring my hairy popstar gf to mars lol
yeah truly an """""ideas""""" man

[Anonymous No.29132215]

>>29127966
in the us and uk they often just skip the masters. also their bachelors are far easier in hard sciences.

[Anonymous No.29132305]

>>29131330
Was it a good jerk?

[Anonymous No.29132383]

>>29120767
I like Elon, but this faggot really needs to stop talking about crypto.

[Anonymous No.29132656]

>>29120767
Fucking rekt. Sit down, boomer.

[Anonymous No.29132662]

>>29122509
He told Reddit to buy dog coins and Chinamen ate them, shat them out, and skated to the #3 market cap. Next up Huobi and OKEX tokens will be pulled along to keep face after they helped inflate and arbitrage the DOGEs.

Elon is ashamed now.

[Anonymous No.29132754]

>>29120767
Also, how is he not an investor if he's developing QuantumAI, which concentrates on trading the market? He's literally dabbling with it, no matter if he's moving the money or not.