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Houston we have lift off

>> No.29116083

>>29116029
hard rejection at 53k coming

>> No.29116120

>>29116029
Isn't Houston actually frozen over right now?

>> No.29116152

>>29116083
Houston we’re getting some interference over the comms, some sort of queerness. Recalibrating engine speed to full throttle

>> No.29116202

>>29116120
Houston this nigger’s never seen a rocket launch video before kek zoom zoom over

>> No.29116254
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>>29116152
>THIS IS HOUSTON, WARNING DO NOT RECALIBRATE ENGINE SPEED. FAILURE IMMINENT, YOU WILL DROP ALTITUDE AND CRASH VIOLENTLY

>> No.29116277

>>29116202
Echo bravo charlie you are a faggot over

>> No.29116374

>>29116254
Bobo, don't pretend you do anything but clean the toilets at Houston

>> No.29116377

>HOUSTON WE ARE OUT OF FUEL I REPEAT WE ARE OUT OF FUEL

>> No.29116379

>>29116254
Houston this is moonshot one. We found a stow away cub in the cockpit. He was weighing us down so we ejected him out of the port. ETA 2 seconds to planet moon.

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>>29116379

>> No.29116448

MAYDAY MAYDAY

>> No.29116484
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>>29116379
>planet moon
>planet

>> No.29116512

HOUSTON WE REQUIRE YOUR ENERGY I REPEAT WE REQUIRE YOUR ENERGY

>> No.29116557
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>>29116379
>>29116484

>> No.29116629

>>29116512
IF YOU TYPE “+” WE WILL GET MORE FUEL BUT IF YOU TYPE “NIGGER” WE WILL BE PULLED BACK INTO ORBIT

>> No.29116838

>>29116629
that is a hard one to choose from. fuck it I will take up the chance......+

>> No.29116879

Do you think another big correction is due soon?, I want to throw a bit more in but now seems a bit risky.

>> No.29116977

>>29116629
NIGGER
>MAY DAY MAY DAY WE HAVE COMPLETE ENGINE FAILURE
NIGGGEEEEEERRRRRRRR
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>> No.29116987

>>29116879
Houston we have left the launch pad and the ship has no plan to return

>> No.29117101

>>29116484
>>29116557
>a celestial body distinguished from the fixed stars by having an apparent motion of its own (including the moon and sun)