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>> No.29096874

please bobo I miss you, come back

>> No.29096884
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>your bear market is over bobo. I've come here... to kill you!

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>My arch nemesis, Pepe! how did you find me?!

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*sword unsheathing noise

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*cheerful restaurant chatter

>> No.29097267
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>*ahem* Everyone, I have an announcement for you all. As many of you know, the price of bitcoin has recently broken $50,000, and shows no signs of weakening! We finally made it, anons. To celebrate, it's an open bar tonight! on the hou-

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>> No.29097398

Oh no, watch out, the bear is gonna ruin your fine evening out!!!!

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>Not so fast, Wojak.

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Nani!?

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>Bobo? But... You're supposed to be...

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>Dead? It was all a trick! I merely faked my own death to lower the premiums on my $8,000 put options!

>Now...

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>>29097741

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>I'LL OPEN MY SHORT POSITIONS!

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>Bobo, no! You don't understand what you're doing! If you crash the market now...

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>THE WORLD ECONOMY MIGHT NEVER RECOVER!!!

>> No.29097896

>>29096884
>>29097001
You can't kill Bobo. He will always survive. It's part of his design. He's in all the charts, every candle has a Bobo of its own. He can't die. It's impossible. Even if he's liquidated he will always come back.

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Mr. Zhang still never paid me for these bobos

>> No.29097954

What a riveting story. God bless you OP

>> No.29097958

>>29097790
kek

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>I understand perfectly, Wojak. I'm afraid you and your little "anons" will have to wage cuck for the rest of your miserable lives.

>> No.29097989

10/10 story will tell my village

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>You can't! I won't let you!

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>You fool. Don't you see you're walking into my trap!? You bought the top!

>> No.29098180

Posting in epic bread

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*dramatically reveals card

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>The Bogandoff Twins? NO! IT CAN'T BE!

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>>29098215
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>It's over! This time, no one will survive the bear market! NO SURVIVORS, CRASH IT INTO TO THE GROUND

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>GUAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.29098588

riveting tale anon

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The end >:^)

>> No.29098897

>>29098803
storytelling masterpiece. bravo

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>>29098803
Thank god all the best cryptos utilize IPFS, so we can expand out into the universe from here. Can't wait for the sequel OP

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>>29098215
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>29098803
Witnessed. Put me in the screencap.

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Phenomenal story, 10/10. Include me in the screencap.

>> No.29099456

>>29099003
in the works as we speak. this one be set in the post-collapse settlement /biz/ and will follow the story of Mad Mumu, a gasoline futures trader and masturbation addict, and his rediscovery of chainlink.

>> No.29099502

>>29099456
Glorious. Godspeed you magnificent bastard.

>> No.29100832

lol

>> No.29101481

Arthur Hayes is back... bears' only hope

>> No.29101601

>>29098803
;_;7

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>>29098803
Put me in the screencap

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Put me in the screencap

>> No.29102001

sneed

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>>29098803
Bless you Bobo

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>>29098803
Nice

>> No.29103193

>>29098136
this is magnificent

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>>29099456
> IM GONNA COOOOOM

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>>29098803
A haunting scenelet