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29090126 No.29090126 [Reply] [Original]

Turn $50 bucks into $50k?
I fucking hate my life and constantly daydream like a NEET of such a large amount of money, is it even fucking possible or do you need large amounts of money to even have a chance?

>> No.29090157

>>29090126
Stroke image

>> No.29090215

>>29090126
What am I looking at? The next step of AI led human evolution?

>> No.29090248

My future wife in my AI brain.

>> No.29090254

>>29090126
I started feb second, my record so far is

I turned 150 into 500,
I turned 1500 into into 2500
I turned 3500 into 6000
You can do it bro

>> No.29090258

>>29090126
its not really possible, it was only possible with BTC in 2010, that's never going to happen again

>> No.29090267

>>29090126
>aneurysm: the post

>> No.29090308

>>29090254
I started around the same time and went from about 800 to 50 lol god.

>> No.29090388

>>29090254
Nice, I was brielfy at 6k, but dips have brought be back to 4k, just gotta wait it out now, cant put any more in for another week, fucking sucks.

>> No.29090435
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29090435

>>29090126

>> No.29090455

>>29090126
Get in on one of these BSC coins early

>> No.29090479

Ive been staring at this picure for a few minutes and cant figure out what it is.

anyone else?

>> No.29090497

>>29090435
Pretty sure altcoins require gas and which ain't gonna cut that mustard dunno never done DeFi coins but I assume that's what that is.

>> No.29090506

>>29090254
Turned 4k into 22k myself

>> No.29090561

>>29090479
it’s AI generated

>> No.29090586

>>29090561

Yeah but of what?

Is that a man or something?

>> No.29090612

>>29090455
I bought 7k worth of VTHO but its already dropping ($50 worth) kinda just thinking of sitting on that incase it goes up.

>> No.29090650

>>29090126
Buy dildo. Go fuck yourself....on cam

>> No.29090723

>>29090254
tfw I could’ve turned 2500 into 20000+ but fucked it up utterly

>> No.29090740

>>29090650
Sure the market on hairy near middle aged men is huge.

>> No.29090747

50 into 50k? Buy a hipoint.

>> No.29090873

>>29090308
How . Share your cautionary tale

>> No.29090879

>>29090740
Are you forgetting we’re in clown world? Wear a skirt. Pretend to be Velma from scooby do. Ez 500k

>> No.29091098

>>29090873
Well just buying fucking high and getting paniced and selling low, fees transferring between cb and binance and kraken like a dipshit, amongest other newbie ass mistakes.

>>29090879
I haven't hit that rock bottom yet, but I know I've i remember 2020.

>> No.29091260

>>29090873
Buying into XLM high, selling low, switching to other coins at top and feeling like I should move onto else, did this until I saw GRT go parabolic and bought at the tippy top and someone here convinced me to sell at 1.80

>> No.29091304

>>29090126
If there is no God why doesn't everything look like what you posted?

>> No.29091380

Thats a man

>> No.29091399

>>29091304
Good point, not sure if there is a god why the hell did I get the NEET short end of the stick.

>> No.29092155

>>29090586
Some kind of man, stocking, baby, and a car seat combined into one

>> No.29092591

>>29092155
Think it's an AI generated image that went horribly wrong.

>> No.29093039

Buy $50 worth of comdoms and sell your ass on the street

>> No.29093619
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29093619

Has anyone here just considered robbing shit?
I mean, can't be that hard if you're 120IQ+ most crimes are unsolved.
This post is satire btw.

>> No.29093790

>>29093619
When I was a kid I tried robbing a grocery store for food, and got to the exit and was completely paralyzed and let them arrest me, good memories.... No not gonna rob anyone or sell my ass sorry.

>> No.29093943

>>29090254
We started at the same time, with the same initial investment but split two ways, I put 150 into stocks and then another 150 into crypto, some how I've managed to hover around 170-180 on both ends, idk if I'm retarded or wut

>> No.29094150

>>29090126
buy xcm and prq, started with 4k, now at 100k

>> No.29094607

>>29090506
are you me?

>> No.29094627

>>29093619
Honestly at the point we are right now you have 2 options as a robber
1. Rob in places with outdated or old security, my grocery store alone has cameras all across the roof, so youll be up shit creak if you do that. Find some backwaters town where the majority thinks a computer still is a miracle machine.
2. Rob houses with poor security, same thought process as above, awful strategy if you live in a larger city, always check if there are public cameras in your area
Alternatively, one option: Use whatever the current drug selling site on the darknet is, and buy a pill presser and a bag of alprazolam powder (active ingredient in xanax) and press and sell xanax pills, 2mg/pill
This is all hypothetical and satire