BAO FINANCE

[Anonymous No.29084590]

The penultimate IYKYK

[Do better No.29085215]

>>29084590

>*jukebox clicks on in the distance*
>*Group B instrumental plays*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVj6lW3V7Q0
>*BAO MAN HIMSELF EMERGES FROM THE FOG AT 0:07*
AYO I’M GONNA RUG YOU LIKE I’M ALADDIN
PUTCHA CASH IN BEFORE BAO COMES A-CRASHIN’
“Milk me like a cow!”, NIGGAS KEEP UTTERIN’
I CHURN YOUR ETH LIKE BUTTER, LOW IQ NIGGAS CRYIN’
CAUSE THEY FELL FOR ANOTHER SCAMCOIN (ay we just got baoswap on xDai nigga come on!)
BAO TEAM ASSEMBLING, AND I KEEP TREMBLING
NIGGAS Do better ET AL. KEEP FUDDLING
I FUMBLE AND STUMBLE WHEN THEY BE COMING IN, CRUSHING EMPIRES
SKY CASTLES CRUMBLING
MY BODY START RUMBLING
LIVIN’ A DOUBLE LIFE BUT CAN’T CALL MYSELF A G
DUMPLING BALOON, BAO MAN, BAO BUBBLE *pop*
ANOTHER FUD ON AN IMAGEBOARD
DAMAGE CONTROL ON MY DISCORD
THIS AIN’T GONNA LAST FOREVER NIGGA
BEEN LIKE A MONTH yuh, WHAT UP?
(The absolute and unironic state of this scam.)

TOLD ‘EM EOY 1 BUCK, I SCAM IT UP
FORTY-BILLION DOLLAR MARKETCAP LIES, EAT ‘EM UP!
I DREAM OF EIGHT FIGURES, WILL PULL THE RUG TO PICK IT UP
IF I GET DOXXED I’LL GET SHOT AND FUCK IT UP
BAD “BULLISH” FUDDERS MAKE ME LOSE MY LUNCH
BAD DISCORD BOTS MAKE IT LOOK LIKE SOMEONE GIVE A FUCK
THIS GON HAVE LASTING BAGGAGE ON MY LIFE, MY BODY IN A TRUNK
CUFFS-A-DOUBLE-CLINK, OBJECTS-IN-MY-STINK
I SHOULD HAVE JUST WENT ALL-IN ON CHAINLINK
I’LL BE DEAD, OR LOCKED BEHIND SOME CHAIN LINKS
RUGPULL BEFORE MARCH 1ST (95% locked liquidity nigga!)

YEAH NIGGAS LIKE “show your source code bro, you trippin’”
WHITE PAPER SAY DIFFERENT, SAY HOT DAMN, THIS IS A SCAM
BE PATIENT, I SAID NOT FOR SPECULATION
NOW GIVE ME YOUR MONEY SO I CAN TAKE A VACATION
THEY HURT THEMSELVES, NIGGAS PAY ME FOR RECREATION
$250 GAS, BETTER HODL THROUGH THE RUGPULL (o no no no no no!!!!!!)
BETTER HIT THE GAS BEFORE SOMEONE FINDS ME
WHEN I GET DOXXED IN THE BITTER END
IF I DON’T STOP NOW THEN I’LL BE BAOTTER OFF
dead

[Anonymous No.29085226]

>>29084590

[Anonymous No.29085277]

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>How to stake/farm?
https://chainwave.substack.com/p/farming-bao-token

>Fees and penalities
https://docs.bao.finance/fees-penalties-and-funds

>Track liquidity pool progression
apy.vision

>The Great Bao Migration + Baoswap & Co
https://gov.bao.finance/t/the-great-bao-migration-baoswap-co/165

>Official website
https://www.bao.finance/

Welcome to /bao/land.

WAGMI
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[Anonymous No.29085362]

>>29084590
>penultimate
thanks, just sold

[Anonymous No.29085388]

>>29085215
>henwo my nam iz dwoo betteh

[Anonymous No.29085724]

to this anon from the last thread
>>29077454

>The only thing I don't understand is that he says "But, 15% of $YTIS created will go into a vault owned by the $BAO community meaning that users will vote with $BAO to control that 15% of $YTIS and that 15% of $YTIS fees will come back into the future Bao staking programs."

>Does 15% of the circulating supply get airdropped to Bao holders or does the governance simply allow for current baoholders to vote on governance?

It sounds 15% of all the $YTIS will sit in a vault controlled by bao holders, who will (at a later time) decide what they want to do with it. see chikin's comment here: https://discord.com/channels/784449645157285898/785526156761104396/811335578594836592

The docs are not very clear about how that 15% is going to work.

[Anonymous No.29086752]

>>29085724
What is YTIS

[Anonymous No.29087488]

im going to be a millionaire. some of you will be multimillionaires. this is it boys