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29070196 No.29070196 [Reply] [Original]

>Do taxes
>Reported income: $5,000
>Actual income: $40,000

>> No.29070258

>>29070196
dumb nigger glowies can track your IP here

>> No.29070684
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>do taxes
>nah not paying that
>incompetent government releases report about black women are all kangz

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>you didnt do your taxes truthfully??

>> No.29070846

>>29070196
im reporting u

>> No.29071007

>>29070196
At least make it believable you stupid fuck. They’re definitely coming after you in a few years when you least expect it.

>> No.29071329
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The taxman cometh.

>> No.29071404

>>29070196
100% Based. Nay...1000% based

>> No.29071493

I'm gonna just pay my taxes so I don't have to worry

I'm a cuck i know

>> No.29071578

Imagine paying taxes to a government that won't even exist in 10 years

>> No.29071641

>>29071578
this

>> No.29071833

>>29070258
I 100% plan on paying tax for every single transaction I have made this year. In and outside of minecraft.

>> No.29072028

>>29071578
The USD may be in its final years but rest assured (((they))) will figure out how to take their cut from you anyway. Once the dollar is worthless we'll be moving into a social credit based system. The blockchain giveth, the blockchain taketh away, the blockchain works for no man.

>> No.29072286

Unless you are being paid under the table, the IRS already knows how much money you made from your brokerage/employer/exchange/etc.

>> No.29072983

>>29071007
nah, James, they won't even exist in a few years. I am coming for that ass, James, when you least expect it.

>> No.29073090

>>29072028
nah the gov officials and politicians will have been eaten by then. Nobody cares about blockchains when the sun blows up the grid and nobody knows how to grow fucking food. The US is a dead country walking and I am fucking ecstatic about that.

>> No.29073158

Man, my taxes are fucked this year. Unemployment + crypto + work + contract work + selling shit on eBay. Might go see a tax guy for the first time ever.

>> No.29073284

>>29070196
>turn 1k into 5k on one account
>1099 shows a gain of 1k
not quite that based but i make twice what you do

>> No.29073819

>>29073090
>fantasizing about the end
>all day every day
>it never happens
>just more of the same shit
>slow, steady, never ending descent into madness
>nothing ever happens
>nobody does anything
>just lower the bar a little bit each day

>> No.29074010

>>29070196
>IRS case
>Reported rectal diameter: 1"
>Actual rectal diameter: 8"

>> No.29074030

>>29073819
>nothing bad ever happens
>fuck knowing history
>fuck understanding usury and fiat
>never prepare
>only think short term
>become more and more unaware of reality
>starve or freeze to death

>> No.29074117

you don't have to file income tax if you make less than 12k a year, LARPer

>> No.29074405

>>29074030
>try to explain crypto to boomers
>try to explain inflation rates
>explain that on our current course, dogecoin inflates less than the usd
>get blank stares in response