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>> No.29048152

>>29048064
WE GAAN

>> No.29048168
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29048168

Let's go.

>> No.29048202
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This is gonna be a fucking shitshow, i feel it.
STRAP IN BOYS THIS STOCK IS A CLOWN SHOW ROLLERCOASTER.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.29048309

The fact that the hearing is happening when the market is still open makes me believe there will be insane amounts of fuckery of hedgies pumping the stock while Melvin is on air. Oh, how I wish we could see him cry on stream.

>> No.29048321
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29048321

Hope you're ready.

>> No.29048332

>>29048064
Based paddy tho it’s not just burgers

>> No.29048335

ECHOOOOO

>> No.29048376
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>DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A DOGECOIN AND A DOW JONES

>> No.29048391
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29048391

100$ waiting room

>> No.29048392

nasty comments on 4chan

>> No.29048399

>dough-jee coin

>> No.29048406
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29048406

>bought 2 @250
>bought 10 [email protected]
>now bought 5 more @44
I tried my very best to average but I hope it gets back up. I need the money

>> No.29048437

>>29048376
dogejones

>> No.29048448

I hate boomers so fucking much.

>> No.29048462
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29048462

Send your energy to Mr. Kenneth Griffin

>> No.29048472

look over dfvs right shoulder when he comes up at the picture he has taped behind him. hes sending messages.

>> No.29048499
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29048499

>The suits are pushing the narrative that it's over
Hehehehehehehehehehe, this is great.

>> No.29048514

>>29048406
Why the fuck are you buying meme stocks with money you need?

>> No.29048522

>>29048499
Checked.

>> No.29048528

WINNERS
AND
LOSERS

>> No.29048535

>>29048472
dude are you baiting?

>> No.29048551

>>29048462
there is it, look at the picture over his right shoulder, anons

>> No.29048554

>>29048462
he'd look so good with a haircut

>> No.29048564

>>29048514
I wanted to recoup my loss from my retarded buying at fucking 200+

>> No.29048569

>>29048499
GME is at 43 and falling
It's over

>> No.29048570

>republican actually defending people for once
wtf

>> No.29048572

>>29048522
Checked AND kekked, he's listening to us.

>> No.29048574

>You need to be protected from your own decisions and protected from your own money!
>Stop that squeeze, you don't want that.
>just give us your money, we'll do better things with it

>> No.29048579
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29048579

It's not about the money, it's about sending a message; actually it is about the money that's the only message they will understand.

>> No.29048580

>>29048462
top fucking ebin :^)

>> No.29048586
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29048586

U.S. Midwest Domestic HRC Index Futures Quotes

Feb 2021: $1162
Mar 2021: $1279
Apr 2021: $1257
May 2021: $1165
Jun 2021: $1068
Jul 2021: $1015

>> No.29048621

>>29048472
he just likes cats schizo

>> No.29048634
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29048634

>virtual “hearings”

>> No.29048638

>>29048535
why does he have a random picture of a cat with the caption "hang in there" if he doesnt mean something. shutup faggot

>> No.29048648

>>29048570
Yeah, he's mostly making sense with what he's saying.

>> No.29048675

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7N4S_FKMq4

GAMESTOP HEARING GET THE FUCK IN HERE

>> No.29048680

>>29048570
Patrick is based as fuck!

>> No.29048684

>>29048586
Oh there he is. We missed you last thread, CLF shill.

>> No.29048690
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29048690

>>29048569
>43 and falling.
Sick time to buy more.

>> No.29048694

>we're having an entire hearing over this
Tbh the concept of a short squeeze should be open and close.
Are our legislators that stupid?

>> No.29048751

>>29048472
>>29048638
That's just a common poster schizo

>> No.29048758

SUBRED

>> No.29048759
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THE HEDGIE WAR BEGINS

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29048805

Oh God, the pumpage is startening.

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Mods should sticky this

>> No.29048810
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29048810

it all hangs in the balance

>> No.29048817

>>29048638
im pretty sure it means we should all hang ourselves

>> No.29048822

>>29048751
yep, he just put it up there randomly during a fucking congressional hearing knowing everyone is watching. shut the fuck up shill

>> No.29048825

>>29048472
nice catch

>> No.29048856

>>29048472
https://youtu.be/Iq2CDld-REY?t=5

>> No.29048862

>>29048648
you would think republicans would be in the pockets of hedgies but i guess hedgies are truly the enemies of everyone

>> No.29048872

niggers are so fucking ugly holy fuck

>> No.29048903

this stream is such a fucking mess, mute your fucking mics
and now only half this guy's head is even showing on the screen

>> No.29048932

dfv is no fool, he's sending a message

>> No.29048943
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>>29048822
I think the weird thing is he put it up on a WHITEBOARD where you don't put posters normally, it's intentionally placed for sure.
YOU DONE FUCKED UP MELVIN

>> No.29048954

>YO SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGER YOU ALREADY HAD THREE MINUTES
Seriously?

>> No.29048970

>streaming in echoing rooms
>using laptop mics
>random noises from people not muting their mics
When will boomers finally fuck off?

>> No.29048973

>>29048805
God bless you macronanon

>> No.29048996
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29048996

>*bzzzzzzzt*
>*bzzzzzzzt*
>bogdanoff, eets 'appening
>ee's speaking at ze hearing?
>Pump eet.

>> No.29049009

We do need more regulation but not for retail traders.

>> No.29049026

>>29048973
Oh no, its pumping downards.

>> No.29049037
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>>29048903
>boomers using zoom to have congressional hearings

>> No.29049065

>>29048970
It's cute you think this only happens to boomers. I'm in college and it's 10x worse in any lecture

>> No.29049066

>>29048954
who was talking anyways

and now you have a guy talking with a fucking mask when there's no one near him

>> No.29049084

what is everyone's favorite al green song?

>> No.29049109

Holy shit politics is so fucking boring. This shit sounds like a high school presentation

>> No.29049115

lol who the fuck would be selling at this point

>> No.29049134
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>>29048996
>you post that, it goes up .10
KEE HEE HEE HEE, buying 200,000,000,000 more shares... Kuyashi!

>> No.29049136

>wearing a mask alone in a room on camera
lmao

>> No.29049145

>only 5 mins for the statement
Poor Vlad

>> No.29049146

>>29049065
at least the profs have the balls to tell people to mute their mics

>> No.29049147

>wearing a mask when you're alone in the room

>> No.29049156

>>29049066
hes a congressman no knowledge of tech, my guess would be staffers are nearby for tech issues.

>> No.29049169

UNDER OATH POGGGGGGGGG

>> No.29049174

IT'S UNDER OATH LET'S GOOOO

>> No.29049179

So ultimately what will happen at the end of this?

>> No.29049187

>>29049145
Based, fuck this nerd-ass lookin mofo.

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honestly, with camera qualities this shit they might as well use virtual avatars

>> No.29049196
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They're under oath.

>> No.29049207

>>29049109
How would you want it to be?
Funniest meme wins?

>> No.29049212

PLOTKIN SCARED TO SWEAR UNDER OATH

>> No.29049215
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29049215

>Plotkin delaying his oath
LOL

>> No.29049232

>Plotkin, the jew, reveals himself
Oh no no no

>> No.29049233

kek Melvin didn't want to say I do

>> No.29049234

>i was muted
bingo bingo bingo i win

>> No.29049246

PLOTKIN HAD HIS MIC STILL MUTED HOW TF DOES HE HAVE A JOB?

>> No.29049267

Plotkin looks so similar to Zuckerberg, what the fuck.

>> No.29049290

lol look at this slimy fuck

>> No.29049294
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29049294

>virtual oath

>> No.29049309

omg lol

>> No.29049325

GET FUCKED VLAD

>> No.29049328

VLAD GOT BUTT BLASTED OMEGALUL

>> No.29049329

>the niggeress cuts him short
MY SIDES

>> No.29049334
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>>29049207
yes

>> No.29049337

this is so painful to watch

>> No.29049338

>VLAD WRAP IT UP

>> No.29049343

robbinhood nigger got btfo

>> No.29049353

>20 seconds in
>AYO WHITE BOI SHUT DA HELL UP

>> No.29049376

Sobstory incoming

>> No.29049378
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29049378

wtf I love old black woman now.

>> No.29049379

>>29049329
She is our guy!

>> No.29049382
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29049382

ahahahaha this is such a shit show

>> No.29049384

vlad spending his time BSing

>> No.29049385

>>29049215
>>29049212
SEE? IT SAYS ROIGHT HERE IN DA TALMUD DAT DIS KINDA OATH DONT COUNT!

>> No.29049393

[filibustering intensifies]

>> No.29049396

HE'S MELTING DOWN

LMAO RH IS FUCKING DONE

>> No.29049405
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29049405

Mr. "Not Recognized" shut you nigger ass. Mr. Vlad - please stop bullshitting around.

>> No.29049413

>please speak directly to what happened on feb 28th
>I was born in bulgaria

>> No.29049421

>>29049353
>AYO CRACKA GET TO DA POINT NO JEW TALK

>> No.29049429

>robinhood fag tries to waste time to save face >nigger btfo's him

>> No.29049430

Vlad's whole testimony will be an advertisement? Jesus...

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>> No.29049447

this shit is hilarious, I've seen more organization in virtual uni lectures

>> No.29049463
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29049463

>>29049413
He legitimately continued his prepared remarks

>> No.29049496

How is this such a disaster already? It’s like they all have to leave in 20 minutes and just get their 5 minute soundbites. Not even allowed to talk through their introduction?

>> No.29049517

This is going to take a fucking lifetime

>> No.29049520
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29049520

I can literally see him shaking his hands in fear
>keeps swaying his eyes while continuing his bullshit story
he's so fucked

>> No.29049522

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YjJl4YxUWg&has_verified=1
>tfw Robinhood fucker is looking nervous as FUCK

>> No.29049538

>>29048569
2 more weeks
Trust the plan

>> No.29049563

>>29049413
I went to the bathroom and he's still talking about how great his platform is, fuck...

>> No.29049564

>>29049382
Let’s crowdfund Vlad a haircut

>> No.29049565

Oh god what the fuck is he doing

>> No.29049567

>Tries to stall for time
>Woman tells him to fuck off and get to the point already
based

>> No.29049580

TELL US ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE FOODS, VLAD

>> No.29049583
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He's trying so hard to deflect.

>> No.29049584
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29049584

>THE BUFFON IS FLUMMOXED
THE BUFFON IS FLUMMOXED
>THE BUFFON IS FLUMMOXED
THE BUFFON IS FLUMMOXED

>> No.29049593
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29049593

>HOLD THE LINE
-Robinhood CEO.

>> No.29049600

I love how Vlad is getting cucked by the background noises and every noise makes him visibly more nervous.

>> No.29049620

>>29049565
Maxine Waters is anything but based

>> No.29049621

bullish stream

>> No.29049644

Vlady boy, doesn't explain why you only allowed people to sell. You could have just restricted to cash only buys but no. You dun goofed. You may not answer to hedge funds but your clearing house does.

>> No.29049650
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29049650

>we don't answer to hedge funds

>> No.29049651

i cant wait to short RH the minute they go public, kek

>> No.29049660

>>29049463
Why did you post that pic of Melvin?

>> No.29049668

this fucking cuck always beats around the bush

>> No.29049682
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29049682

>we don't (((answer))) to the hedge funds

>> No.29049739

Oh so it's all a big misunderstanding! See /biz/? He was trying to help us out!

>> No.29049748
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29049748

>we're sowwy

>> No.29049760

did this guy just read off a script

>> No.29049767

WHERE'S MY MONEY VLAD? YOU BETTER HAVE MY MONEY VLAD.

>> No.29049768
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29049768

>He's just still going
>If his statement is this cucked, then Melvins, which is just as longwinded is going to get megacucked.
Wow when politics is not involved, and it's money our fucking politicians are RUTHLESS.
Kudos, slimeballs.

>> No.29049785

I'll give you my oral testimony ;)))

>> No.29049790

>>29049760
they all do you dolt, it's a hearing

>> No.29049796

>>29048064
Qhy isn't he talking any why and how they froze buys?

>> No.29049800

this guy doesn't even look real lel

>> No.29049805

>>29049760
Yes.
https://docs.house.gov/meetings/BA/BA00/20210218/111207/HHRG-117-BA00-Wstate-TenevV-20210218.pdf

>> No.29049816

This is the worst e3 I've seen in a while

>> No.29049821

>>29049760
yup, this guy is too

>> No.29049828

>>29049785
I wish Emily would give me an oral testimony.

>> No.29049836

how do i short robinhood

>> No.29049838

dead eyes

>> No.29049842

This is so fucking retarded . Free fucking advertising

>> No.29049844

MEMESTOCKS?

>> No.29049845

>>29049785
what did you mean by zed

>> No.29049846

"meme" stocks

>> No.29049849
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>>29049748

>> No.29049850

THROWN UNDER THE BUS

>> No.29049856

>>29049816
kek

>> No.29049862
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Uhhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.29049865

Talk about your short positions, loser.

>> No.29049885

why does his face look deepfaked

>> No.29049892
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29049892

Kenneth Griffin when he was younger

>> No.29049899

>>29049760
That is literally the US justice system

>> No.29049901

this nigger on here lying to their faces and they know it

>> No.29049919

Kenneth looks dead inside kek wtf

Blink twice if they got you at gunpoint ken

>> No.29049923

>>29049816
kek

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>>29049739
It’ll never happen again :^)

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>>29049849

>> No.29049946

I thought robinhood answers to hedgefunds, but they're not. Thanks for clearing that out mr robinhood.

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>> No.29049954

>the other meme stocks

It's a legal term now?

>> No.29049957

Note how this sack of shit worded it, we had no hand in robinhoods decision. But they DID with the clearing house. Holy shit this fucker needs a lead pill. In minecraft ofc.

>> No.29049961

>>29049816
kek

>> No.29049999

>>29049919
kek

>> No.29050006
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>"WE HAD NO ROLE"
jesus christ Vlad are you just going to let him do this to you?

>> No.29050008

This shit is pre-recorded

>> No.29050015
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Watch as DFV doesn't share his sobstory and just goes straight to the point unlike these kikes

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>> No.29050038

>>29048570
>for once
Sweet summer child

>> No.29050039

>>29049954
Nah, this is just ADVANCED FUD, if they keep saying it, it will make it true.
But it's not. You know what else is a meme?
I'll give you a hint it rhymes with lost.

>> No.29050063

This dude is literally making an advertising pitch lmao

>> No.29050078

>They said meme stocks

>> No.29050088

>>29049919
I've only seen like 2 total blinks lmfao

>> No.29050089

>>29050063
why do americans do this with everything

>> No.29050090

>>29050015
DFV should go nuclear.

GODSPEED DFV

>> No.29050091

Plotkin - this is gonna be good.

>> No.29050097

plopkin

>> No.29050120

plumpkin

>> No.29050128

JUST

>> No.29050154

That windows sound sounding off just as if to say "FALSE" kek

>> No.29050162

someone photoshop the JUST eyes on this guy

>> No.29050166

>>29050015
If he does that i bet they'll cut his feed.

>> No.29050174

LOOK HOW SWEATY THIS MAN IS.
"MEME STOCKS"
THIS MAN IS READING FROM A PREPREPARED SCRIPT AND HE'S TERRIFIED.
You can tell, from his pauses to think about his word choices when he gets to an unsure statement.

>> No.29050181

>they closed their shorts
Its over

>> No.29050182

get a load of that nose............

>> No.29050184
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Roaring kitty is going to destroy these fools isn't he

>> No.29050185

>>29050063
He is reading off of a teleprompter kek.. that and he’s on a million xannies to stop him from crying and shutting his pants

>> No.29050220

>w-w-we weren't bailed out
>we were invested in!!

>> No.29050225

>CITADEL DIDN'T BAIL US OUT

>> No.29050229

I can't watch it, I cringe too much. plz anons post the best things.

>> No.29050234

Is this going to be like members of Congress talking to Jack Dorsey? nothingburgerfest

>> No.29050235

MELVIN CLOSED OUT ALL POSITIONS IM SELLING MY 1 STOCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

>> No.29050238

Fuck my stream is delayed by fourty five seconds, should I skip forwards?

>> No.29050243

NOONEN CARES ABOUT YOUR LIFE STORY YOU FUCK GO NECK YERSELF

>> No.29050247

>we were not bailed out, we just received an investment like other investments :-)

>> No.29050252

>>29050185
Do you not know how these hearings work? They read their opening statements before answering questions.

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>he's literally reading off of a script

>> No.29050264

>>29050184
goes to speak first word and just begins puking and puking

>> No.29050267

>>29049999
HES HERE

PRAISE HIM

>> No.29050271

>integrity

>> No.29050275
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>>29049816

>> No.29050299
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29050299

>muh family
>muh children

>> No.29050303
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29050303

>Plotkin lying under oath
He's asking to be minecrafted.

>> No.29050305

This jew won't get to the point

>> No.29050306

Oh nice man I am glad you let us know you are a non-privileged go-getter, thanks. Everyone is here to hear about you.

>> No.29050310

How is a one time pump n dump a rollercoaster?

>> No.29050312

>>29050255
is this your first hearing?

>> No.29050334
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29050334

>>29049999

>> No.29050340
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29050340

what the fuck is up with these kikes sharing sobstories? It's literally anudda shoah to them

>> No.29050344

Now I get to learn the life story of a gaggle of scumfucks. Joy of joys.

>> No.29050359
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>>29049999
HES WITH US

>> No.29050370

>>29049828
maxine probably gives unreal sloppy

>> No.29050383

>Melvin Plotkike closed
THE SQUEZE IS SQUOZE EXIT ALL POSITIONS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.29050403
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29050403

>We always follow them

>> No.29050426
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29050426

Watching all of you shit on peoples speeches when you've probably never heard a hearing before is fucking hilarious.

Zoomers out...

>> No.29050427
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29050427

You can tell he's reading a script

>> No.29050447
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29050447

My sides, he is trying SO HARD not to fuck up.
'IN addition (GULPS)..." this man is fucking on edge.
HE IS READING HIS SCRIPT VERBATEM.

>> No.29050452

>>29050340
DFV has a huge sob story... his sister died last June :(

RIP to DFVs sister

>> No.29050454

ANTISEMITIC SLURS
HAHAHA HOLOCAUST DROPPED

>> No.29050455
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29050455

All of the testimonies are here. They're just reading them now.
https://docs.house.gov/Committee/Calendar/ByEvent.aspx?EventID=111207

Yes, DFV is going to say "I like the stock".

>> No.29050457

ahhahaha

>> No.29050465

>>29049334
that movie is great

>> No.29050466

LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO

>> No.29050471

OY VEY THE ANTISEMITISMS

>> No.29050472

OY VEY
>OY VEY
OY VEY
>OY VEY
OY VEY
>OY VEY
OY VEY
>OY VEY
OY VEY
>OY VEY
OY VEY
>OY VEY
OY VEY
>OY VEY
OY VEY
>OY VEY
OY VEY
>OY VEY
OY VEY
>OY VEY
OY VEY
>OY VEY
OY VEY
>OY VEY

>> No.29050475

Yooo, the stream is behind. This is the most live one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFd4-a83Su0

>> No.29050478

OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY VEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.29050490

this is the first time he's reading this

>> No.29050492

>>29050370
>JEWS CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>> No.29050505

B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>> No.29050509

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T

>> No.29050515

THE MAD LAD ACTUALY MENTIONED THE HOLOHOAX

>> No.29050525
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29050525

>"we need another holocaust, the jews can't keep getting away with this" is on the congressional record now

>> No.29050530

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>> No.29050532

RACISM?

NEVER!

>> No.29050534

MUH ANTISEMTISM!

>> No.29050536

TALK ABOUT THE SHORTS MELVIN. TALK ABOUT IF YOU CLOSED ALL OF THEM. SHOW THE STATEMENTS.

>> No.29050547

>>29050427
He's reading his opening statement. This is common procedure for hearings.

>> No.29050550
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29050550

HE FUCKING SAID IT

>> No.29050556
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29050556

HI MELVIN

>> No.29050561
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29050561

OYYYYYYYY VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
ITZ ANODDA SHOAH

>> No.29050562

is that true lol?

>> No.29050570

Assumed these guys were 150IQ Chads. This guy is nothing special...

>> No.29050573

the jews can't keep getting away with this lmao

>> No.29050579

OYYYY

>> No.29050587

what kind of lonely office is this
all you have is a printer?

>> No.29050591

redit are nazis my sides ahhahahaah

>> No.29050599
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29050599

HE SAID IT

>> No.29050601
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>>29050525

>> No.29050613
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>>29048064
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

VVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.29050616

>DA NAZIS 111!1!1!1!1!1!1!!!!!1!1!1!1!

>> No.29050619

BRUH DID YOU SEE HIS EYES WHEN HE SAID THEY CLOSED POSITIONS?!?!

HE IS LYING HIS BODY LANGUAGE IS GIVING HIM AWAY

>> No.29050644
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29050644

>Antisemetic slurs
oy vey

>> No.29050647

REEEEEEEE VLAD IS LYING REEEEEEEEE

>> No.29050653

spez

>> No.29050657
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>>29050427
This desu, this is shit lots of us already read last night. Prepared statement are standard.

>> No.29050659
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>>29050525
The timeline continues

>> No.29050664
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29050664

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>> No.29050675
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29050675

>WE NEED A SECOND HOLOCAUST
>OOOOOOYYYYYYY VEEEEEEYYYYY

>> No.29050676
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>>29050455
People think having scripted stuff prepared for hearings are bad/ fake lmao
Kids, all of them

>> No.29050680

>FOUNDER OF REDDIT
fucking hilarious

>> No.29050682

>>29049999
KEK
O KEK TELL US THE HOLY PRICE

>> No.29050694

OY VEY
>OY VEY
OY VEY
>OY VEY
OY VEY
>OY VEY
OY VEY
>OY VEY
OY VEY
>OY VEY

>> No.29050709

ANNUDHA SHOAH

>> No.29050731

SECOND HOLOCAUST
>SECOND HOLOCAUST
SECOND HOLOCAUST
>SECOND HOLOCAUST
SECOND HOLOCAUST
>SECOND HOLOCAUST

>> No.29050739

anti-evil team? hahahaahahahahahaahahaha

>> No.29050747

>>29050653
A faggot in congress, what a shock.

>> No.29050765

"Anti-Evil Team"?

>> No.29050768

what a fucking year lmao

>> No.29050770

Hey guys, if you read off of a prepared script, can you get in trouble for lying under oath, or would that be chalked up to a typo and fall on whoever prepared the statement? You could probably say you're simply reading whatever is on the page and then blame an intern if caught, couldn't you?

>> No.29050777

Spez is fucking cooked lol...
Did he do a fat line of coke before hopping on?

>> No.29050778
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29050778

>hahaha fuck the jews amiright
>what do you mean the SEC jews won't defend us now...?

>> No.29050782

GET BACK TO R*DDIT FAGGOT

>> No.29050804

Someone clip that Im retarded and dont know how to

>> No.29050837

jewberg got btfo

>> No.29050839

THEY
DO
IT
FOR
FREE

>> No.29050845
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29050845

SECOND HOLOCAUST

>> No.29050853

They 100% took that quote from /biz/

>> No.29050860
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>>29050475
thanks fren

>> No.29050863

>>29050525
HOLY SHIT HOLDING GME WAS WORTH IT JUST FOR THIS LINE

>> No.29050864
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>Reddit BTFO'ing the "Holocaust" excuses
AHAHAHHAAHAHAH

>> No.29050870
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29050870

>anti-evil team

>> No.29050881

>>29050770
You would still get in trouble.

>> No.29050888

>>29050804
Just wait for the stream to end so the recording is up. Quick clips are only on twitch.

>> No.29050899
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>leddit ceo exposing lying kike

>> No.29050905
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>they do it for free

>> No.29050922

~~price~~
????

>> No.29050934

>Only a few upvoates

>> No.29050940

>>29048064
So Melvin states that he already closed out ALL of his GME shorts days before RH started freezing buys but then turned around and said that as soon as GME started reaching 400 he STARTED to close out all of his GME shorts

So how are both things possible?

>> No.29050942
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29050942

>"we need another holocaust, the jews can't keep getting away with this"
What does Mommy AOC think about this?

>> No.29050971

say what you want about leddit, this guy just made melvin eat his own words

>> No.29050975

>>29050853
In another world we could have had moot in there

>> No.29050999

next up we have the chief executive officer, co-founder of 4chan

>> No.29051012

>imagine watching comedy shows on Netflix if you can watch this

>> No.29051024

>>29050899
what has this timeline come to?

>> No.29051041

Based CEO bringing communities together. For me, it’s /r/assholegonewild

>> No.29051048

$8880

>> No.29051049
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29051049

>REDDIT CEO EXPOSING THE "FOREIGN AGENT" LIES

>> No.29051056
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>>29050999

>> No.29051082

brehs... is the reddit CEO /ourguy/?

>> No.29051103

ENTER

>> No.29051105
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29051105

IT BEGINS

>> No.29051128

>I AM NOT A CAT
kek

>> No.29051131

>>29051082
Spez redemption arc

>> No.29051132

>Not a cat
kek

>> No.29051134
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29051134

>lying jews
Lying jews
>lying jews
Lying jews
>lying jews
Lying jews
>lying jews
Lying jews
>lying jews
Lying jews
>lying jews
Lying jews
>lying jews
Lying jews
>lying jews
Lying jews
>lying jews
Lying jews
>lying jews
Lying jews
>lying jews
Lying jews
>lying jews
Lying jews

>> No.29051135

"I am not a cat"

>> No.29051147

>i'm not a cat

DFV you .. you

>> No.29051149

IM NOT A CAT
>IM NOT A CAT
IM NOT A CAT
>IM NOT A CAT
IM NOT A CAT
>IM NOT A CAT
IM NOT A CAT
>IM NOT A CAT

>> No.29051161
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29051161

>I'm not a cat
>at a congressional hearing

>> No.29051165

HANG IN THERE!

>> No.29051174

ENTER

>> No.29051179

RK is a fucking stud lmao

>> No.29051182
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29051182

>I am not a cat

>> No.29051189
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29051189

>I am not a cat

>> No.29051205

MOOT is next

>> No.29051214
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29051214

Reddit based??

>> No.29051229
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29051229

>Begin ze pump.

>> No.29051232
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29051232

>> No.29051299

who is this guy

>> No.29051305

FUCK I THOUGHT HE WAS A CAT WTF BROS

>> No.29051308

WE
ARE
NOT
CATS

>> No.29051317

>2 years unemployed

NEETS RISE UP

>> No.29051357
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29051357

>HOlocaust lie exposed live
>Stock now up to 45
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.29051358
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29051358

POWER TO THE PLAYERS

>> No.29051362

POOMPIN

>> No.29051367

HES SHILLING THE STOCK

>> No.29051370

holy shit its pumping

>> No.29051394
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29051394

>>29051317

>> No.29051406
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29051406

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP
OOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo

>> No.29051420
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29051420

>> No.29051422
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kek

>> No.29051425

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.29051437
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29051437

>> No.29051438
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29051438

>>29051229
It actually is pumping holy shit

>> No.29051450

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.29051457

new thread?

>> No.29051470

>>29051317
OUR GUY

GODSPEED TO YOU DFV

>> No.29051497

HAHA HES FUCKING SHILLING IT! Guy is a fucking legend

>> No.29051498
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29051498

>when you go to a committee hearing to pump your stock

>> No.29051503
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>>29051317
DFV SIGHTED

>> No.29051505
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29051505

MODS WHERE THE FUCK IS THE STICKY

>> No.29051507

>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.29051514

RALLY LADS DEEPFUCKINGVALUE IS LEADING THE WAY THE STOCK IS SOARING TO 1000

>> No.29051524

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.29051525
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29051525

TURN ON CNN ITS HAPPENING

>> No.29051536

RECYCLE:
>>29047913
>>29047913
>>29047913
>>29047913

>> No.29051540

>>29051299
Not a kot

>> No.29051547

HE LIKES THE STOCK

>> No.29051550

I LIKE THE STOCK

>> No.29051552

>I LIKE THE STOCK

>> No.29051564

CHECK THE VOLUME
THIS MIGHT BE IT LADS
GIVE ME YOUR OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.29051565

HE'S STILL IN

>> No.29051588

>I LIKE THE STOCK
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>> No.29051589
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29051589

>SAID BULLISH LIVE
>HE SAID IT

>> No.29051602
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29051602

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK ITS MOOONING

>> No.29051604

those sounds during that were Melvin punching a wall

>> No.29051624

kek

>> No.29051633

>>29051317
ONE OF US

>> No.29051642

>>29051565
HES BULLISH

>> No.29051674

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.29051678
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>>29047913

>>29047913

>>29047913

>>29047913

>> No.29051691
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29051691

well well DFV presented a big sob story and didn't say the meme phrase, gme fags BTFO

>> No.29051765
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29051765

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71JOIJKbse0

>> No.29051778

>>29051691
he did say the meme phrase

>> No.29051785

>>29051691
except he did both

>> No.29051811

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.29051857
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29051857

PUMP IT
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.29051931
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29051931

>IT'S SHOOTING BACK UP
WHOAH SHIT.
0$ MY ASS, HOLY SHIT.

>> No.29051944

Wew, it went up two dollars.

>> No.29052014

>>29051778
no he didn't I just saw his thing and he did not

>> No.29052044

Dogedshot up wtf

>> No.29052056

>>29051564
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$10,000$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

>> No.29052067

HOLY FUCK BROS JUST 10X MORE AND IT WILL HIT WHAT WE SAW AND SHOULD HAVE TAKEN IN JANUARY

>> No.29052137

HOLY SHIT MAXINE IS SO BASED

>> No.29052172

>>29052044
The NC congressman said doge

>> No.29052177

>>29052067
WE LIKE THE STOCK

>> No.29052219

lmfao

>> No.29052274

>>29051857
>>29051811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdI8k1B1spI

>> No.29052497

omg i cant handle this line of questioning. someone help this man shes going to murder him

>> No.29052542
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29052542

>Yes or No
First of all, let me say that--
>YES OR NO
It's important to underscore that.--

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