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>> No.29035970

>>29035801
"A conglomerate of mentally ill NEETs on a Mongolian basket weaving forum"

>> No.29036098

>>29035970
some plebbit fags off wsb

>> No.29036165

Imagine paying for financial advice

>> No.29036220

>>29035801
Bunch of racist faggots on an anime Mongolian basketweaving imageboard

>> No.29036415
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29036415

>actually your investments aren't part of your net worth becasue you don't see the money

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29036490

idk i uhhhhhh, just read a lot and research various things online

>> No.29036595

>>29036415
so that's why they think Bezos has billions in his bank account KEK

>> No.29036624

>>29036415
>uh you should increase your own net worth b4 investing
>You should just get a tfsa to start
I've had multiple people say this to me. I'm laughing at them everyday

>> No.29036873
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29036873

Time in the market beats timing in the market

>> No.29037388

>>29036624
yeah, normies are well and truly retarded when it comes to finance. boomers are often relatively knowledgeable and based on the topic, but still limit themselves to stocks. when you start talking about crypto or micro caps, they're as clueless as the average 'holy heckerino' on redddit.

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>>29035801
not telling

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29037636

the markets can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent

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29037848

>sell and don't be greedy

>> No.29038010

>>29035801
/biz/

>> No.29038102

>>29035801
My subconscious.
I never regretted following his advice.

>> No.29038196

Simple I do the opposite of what /biz/ tells me to do

>> No.29038232

>>29035801
The joos

>> No.29038287

The one and only Mr. Dave Ramsey. Where the status symbol is not the brand new BMW, but the paid off house!

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>>29035801
"I bought a virtual currency in 2013, initially for the purpose of paying for virtual gold in a MMORPG called Runescape, but then later kept buying until it represented 80-90% of my liquid net worth. Then I just put it in my cold wallet and forgot about it since I am a frugal spender. Fast forward to 2021, my wealth is now at a level where you are no longer fit to be in my presence. Begone, normie."

>> No.29038580

>>29037388
where can I learn to not be the clueless retard I currently am

>> No.29038642

>>29036873
That is unironically good advice. Disregard it at your own peril.

>> No.29038790

>>29035801
An international shadow group of world class financial and business insiders. /biz/, i'm coming home.

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29038996

>>29035801
Some monkeys on a Tunisian macaroni painting forum

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29039575

To be quite honest, I have no fucking idea what I'm doing, same as everyone else in the room.

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>>29038642