/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.29006855]

>hey anon, why are you always checking your phone? are you looking at the bitcoin stock price?

[Anonymous No.29006915]

>>29006855
No, just calling people faggot over wifi

[Anonymous No.29006946]

Nigger

[Anonymous No.29006954]

>>29006855
How am I even sitting at a table surrounded by roasties?

[Anonymous No.29006990]

>>29006855
you dont understand... i-it keeps going up, at this rate I'll never own a full one...

[Anonymous No.29007074]

>>29006855
Yes, how do you think I can afford to be a polygamist NEET?

[Anonymous No.29007083]

>>29006855
Yup that and BTFOing niggers on a site called reddit

[Anonymous No.29007292]

>>29006855
Oh, it's nothing actually, nevermind Bitcoin . "rule nº1 , never, ever tell anyone you're in crypto . "

[Anonymous No.29007322]

>>29006855
>I'm shitposting on /biz/, just got rugpulled on a meme coin called CHODE.
>Chode? That sounds weird... and what's a rugpull?
>It's like DOGE, you know the tesla guy endorsed it. Except instead of a dog it's a thick blue penis with a whimsical face. A rugpull is when faggots pull liquidity on unsuspecting anons.
>oh... okay

[Anonymous No.29007348]

>>29006855
5 dudes with tudes

[Anonymous No.29007349]

Why do girls like on the right always like to show their forehead.

[Anonymous No.29007416]

>>29006855
left to right
2-4-1-5-3

[Anonymous No.29007452]

No, just texting a friend. I don't mess around with that bitcoin stuff. I'm not getting involved terrorists or stuff like that.

[Anonymous No.29008069]

>>29006855
Seek help or ngmi
https://youtu.be/cXGjN4XOehE
https://youtu.be/6yHae6zA4ZM
https://youtu.be/lyjJ99ipXqw

[Anonymous No.29008184]

>>29006855
i've never seen so many girls that are so different but i love them all in one picture
saved

[Anonymous No.29008245]

>>29006855
If I wanted to know the BTC price I would just go outside and look up at the moon

[Anonymous No.29008370]

>>29006954
Just go with the flow.

[Anonymous No.29008427]

>>29006855
3,2,1,4,5

[Anonymous No.29008467]

>>29006855
Checked and can't tell if those are 5 4/10 females or 5 9/10 traps. Fuck you internet.

[Anonymous No.29008502]

>>29008467
they're 5's and 6's anon
and either way
WOULD

[Anonymous No.29008527]

>>29008069
>silly boys don't watch porn!
>*makes a sexy thumbnail in order to elicit an arousal response in her viewers*

[Anonymous No.29008563]

No, babes, my xrp stock doin summin'

[Anonymous No.29008637]

>>29006855
I'm calling the police, indoor dining is prohibited by law at the moment.

[Anonymous No.29008653]

>>29006855
Can u all stop distracting me and fuck off I'm looking at my money here

[Anonymous No.29008806]

>>29008069
>COOMIN AND COOMIN AND COOMIN AND COOMIN AND COOMIN AND BUSSIN A NUT
kek

[Anonymous No.29008855]

the one rule of investing is to never put in more than you can afford to lose.
if you are constantly looking at your phone you put in too much

[Anonymous No.29008887]

Those are men.

[Anonymous No.29008930]

>>29008855
I'm checking profits

[Anonymous No.29008935]

>>29006855
>hey anon why are you-
Get the hell away from me whore.

[Anonymous No.29008981]

>>29006915
Fpbp

[Anonymous No.29009011]

>>29008855
>start off with amount you can invest
>portfolio grows to an amount you don't want to lose
>but if you sell you will no longer have that same amount of assets, and the price will go up

[Anonymous No.29009026]

>>29008467
they're women and you're gay

[Anonymous No.29009138]

>>29008184
It’s called cheerleader effect anon

[Anonymous No.29009201]

I'm not checking my phone, I'm masturbating you stupid fucking cunts

[Anonymous No.29009211]

>>29006855

Even the waiter in the back is smiling.

[Anonymous No.29009321]

>wife asks what I'm doing on my phone
>checkin coins
I hate phone numbers

[Anonymous No.29009668]

>>29006855
>uhhh uhhh
>me too
>heh heh
>stares at feet