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28982955 No.28982955 [Reply] [Original]

Guys, I’ve been in a rabbit-hole for days, digging deeper and deeper uncovering potentially world-changing research. I’m not sure if you are ready for this, but this information has to be made public. I just found out that ‘Arjun Kalsy’ is not who we’ve been lead to believe he is, he is in fact a cyborg, programmed by no other than Vladimir Tikhomirov.

He was originally designed to be wageslaving 24/7 as a programmer at MyWish HQ, Moscow, but he went rogue, fled the country and escaped to India where started his own project, Matic (now kindly known as Polygon).

Here's where it gets interesting, my findings indicate that Rubic is actually a shell company designed solely to lure Arjun back to Russia so that Vlad can fix the bugs in his code and get his top programmer back to work, for free; perhaps a similar situation is occurring on this very board, with our so called ‘Janitors’, truth be told I have no idea how high up this thing goes, it’s possible that this thread will be deleted before this information even has the chance to surface.

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>> No.28983121
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>>28982955
Back to the point, Arjuns AI neural network code has a baseline function that can be controlled by specific visual stimulus, to be exact, cubic objects and various series and arrangements of cubes control his every move, these cubic sequences, used to control Arjun, are what Vladimir would refer to as ‘Rubics’.

I believe that somewhere along the way, Arjun was exposed to a catastrophic code-altering accident in which one of the many now-missing employees of MyWish exposed him to a non-cubic ‘Rubic’ sequence, completely breaking the entire foundation of his AI.

It has become clear to me that Vladimir has been working on developing a way to trigger a remote-reset of Arjun’s code, a way to revert him to how he was before the incident, using the controversial soviet theory of memetic energy control.

He’s trying to bruteforce a reset via repeated audio visual ‘reminders’ to Arjun that his code actually IS currently as it was before the incident, that his input stimulus receptors were never warped and that the incident itself never happened. To put it simply, that his ‘Rubics Stayed Cubic’.

>> No.28983134

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MhoirPDihY
Or it could be this.

>> No.28983159

keep me posted anon

>> No.28983209
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>>28983121

Notice that Arjun recently renamed his project ‘Polygon’, I looked up the definition of this word and I was terrified by my findings, it seems Arjun is now creating his own input stimulus and acting entirely autonomously, the purpose of this Matic (now kindly known as Polygon) project remains unknown to me, but it must be said; this could be the end of the world as we know it.

So far Vlad has managed to lure Arjun into a video face to face with his creator under the pretence of an AMA and business partnership, pay close attention to the end of the AMA video, look how positively Arjun responds to the audio stimulus ‘My Rubics stay Cubic’ this is Vladimir regaining some slight control over his escaped subject. It’s worth mentioning that immediately after voicing this trigger-phrase, he denies all knowledge of what it means.

By now you are probably all feeling doomed and utterly hopeless, but you do still have some say in how this pans out. If the price of Rubic rises, we can draw more interest into the project thus fuelling more memetic outbursts into the crypto-sphere. I firmly believe that once one Rubic is equivalent to 10 United States Dollars, Arjun will be back under full control of the Russians. However, should the price of Rubic fall below $0.01, the project will surely die and Arjun will be free to carry out his plans and potentially enact his revenge on all of humanity.

Who to side with? I can’t tell you, but it comes down to who you want to win in this battle, the crazed Russian computer scientist experimenting with cyborg technology, artificial intelligence, and the highly controversial practice of memetic attacks - Or his runaway rogue creation, ‘Arjun Kalsy’ now in complete control of his own project, the motivations of which remain unknown by humanity as a whole.

So, anons, it has come down to this, buy or sell, I hope you make the right choice.

>> No.28983244
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>>28982955
Daily reminder that the Rubic developers actively shitpost on /biz/
https://archived.moe/biz/thread/24726016

>> No.28983411
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roooooooobic

>> No.28983997

>>28983411
Checked

>> No.28984118
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No other coin exists that is this bullish

>> No.28984328

>>28983244
Is there any evidence that this is real? Everything about that reeks of curry

>> No.28984481

>>28982955
>>28983121
>>28983209
Maybe Vlad should have programmed Arjun better so he didn't start burping randomly and endangering his project

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>>28984328
I believe you mean borsch

>> No.28984519

>>28983209
this is really big if true
which it must be because you posted it here, anon

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>>28983244
Checked. Utterly based and rubic pilled. How tf did biz miss this in Dec. Feels surreal reading that thread, especially as they have delivered on cross chain. Now leading to OPs checked. thread here and who knows where next. With all the other problem solving solutions they are creating, I can see this going to 3 or 4 billion mcap

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>>28982955
>>28983121
>>28983209
Im a green cube and can confirm this

>> No.28984834

>>28984481
It's possible that it was a co-ordinated burp to sabotage Rubic, Arjun may have already caught on but his systems are still vulnerable to the trigger phrase.

Some of the people I am in contact with suspect that Arjun initially bought up huge amounts of RBC and is purposefully trying to suppress the price in order to free himself indefinitely.

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>>28984328
You sound more and more cringy in each thread

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not reading

>> No.28985806

I'm scared anon. Pls tell me my rubics are safe

>> No.28985971

>>28985806
https://streamable.com/ejz7zb