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>this is the first shot at our new segment "Five Minutes for Funny Money" [quiet chuckles in the studio] and we've got Anon talking about an alleged 15000% return over the last three years. Anon what sort of tall tale are you giving to us today and why should our audience listen to what you have to say?

>> No.28963504

>>28963345
>T-thanks , D-dave. It's a pleasure to b-be here.

>> No.28963658

>>28963345
>FUCK JANNIES FUCK TRANNIES FUCK NIGGERS FUCK KIKES

>> No.28963666
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>>28963345
I SOLD MY STACK RIGHT AFTER WATCHING THAT SEGMENT AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU DAVE! FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.28963685

>>28963345
Dave is a woke plantation owner. Notice how his co-hosts are always niggers? Dave is into interracial swinging and blacked porn that's for sure

>> No.28963699

>>28963345
>your dumbass "strategies" like pay down smallest loans first and never use credit card are pathetic, and anyone who follows your advice and not recognize the fallacies of your "advice" is already too dumb to ever make it.

>> No.28963788

>>28963504

>So tell us anon, you're telling me if I bought enough of these blue little cubes back in 2017 I would be a multimillionaire? These grey or purple diamonds? Son, do you even hear what's coming out of your mouth right now?

>> No.28963800

>>28963345
OK SO LSITEN I DONT HAVE A LOT OF TIME BECAUSE I PREDICT YOULL INTERUPT ME. THE JEWS THE JEWS THE JEWS ARE WHY

>> No.28963945

>>28963788
>Y-yes, that's right [chuckles in the studio]

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>Alright alright everyone calm down and relax, and answer me this, cause this is key: can you even cash out?

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Dave needs to be raped and fucked

>> No.28964129

>>28963345
>Hey Dave, big time fan of the show thanks for having me on so basically I found out about this crypto currency on a racist image board called chainlink and I put my life’s savings into it after a frog with a toothpick in his mouth told me to and now I’m a millionaire
> okay so how much money we talking here exactly?
>4 million
> sell your car
>wh.....what?
> rice and beans for the next couple years too
> But Dave I’m a milli-
> And don’t get a prenup!

>Boomers

>> No.28964182

>>28963345
I like the segments where people call in and he tells them they are retarded and what they need to do to be less retarded. But the rest of the show sucks balls and the worse is the people that do the scream about making it.

>> No.28964194

>>28964129
>[Cheers of approval]

>> No.28964229

>>28963345
>I actually wanted to use crypto as a segway to my bbc tranny cuck porn addiction..
>so for the last weeks I been jerking off with a bag over my head on coke. Crypto has allowed me to indulge in this with no repercussion
>DAVE WHAT DO AT THUS RATE ILL BE TRANSITIONING ONCE BTC HITS 100K
>DAVE SAVE ME I NEED THOSE 15% APY TO CALM DOWN