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2895024

Anonymous Fri Jul 28 00:13:43 2017 No.2895024 [Reply] [Original]

>yes I'm here for the job interview

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 00:14:11 2017 No.2895026 >>2895024 sorry we only hire canadian plumbers

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 00:14:33 2017 No.2895029 >>2895024 >white male sorry the position has already been filled

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 00:15:18 2017 No.2895035 >please take a seat on the couch, young man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 00:21:45 2017 No.2895063 >I'm going to need to check your.. cough "qualifications"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 00:46:11 2017 No.2895155 >>2895024 Uh h-hii Can I see your coc- erm r-resume. Oh, you used to be a life guard fixes bow tie do y-you have anymore d-icks, I mean things for me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 00:47:29 2017 No.2895163 >sorry we're currently looking to diversify our workforce

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 01:03:32 2017 No.2895227 >>2895024 >a striped suit? sorry we are not looking for clowns

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 01:21:52 2017 No.2895309 >>2895024 yeah no try shaving next time, wear proper fucking attire, and stop sexually harassing me with your stare. get out of my office. also you're """white""" and we're looking to diversify.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 01:25:50 2017 No.2895332 File: 132 KB, 394x398, ab.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >So, anon, why exactly do you want to work for us? >What are you passionate about? >Are you "bubbly"? >Are you a "superstar"?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 01:31:50 2017 No.2895358 You're hired. I take it you brought your own knee pads?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 01:33:33 2017 No.2895363 >Sir this is McDonald's

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 01:36:11 2017 No.2895371 i thought i ordered a female hooker

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 01:38:43 2017 No.2895384 >>2895371 >implying you wouldn't

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 01:48:42 2017 No.2895426 >I can finally pretend to have a dad

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 01:52:03 2017 No.2895438 >>2895332 trigger me timbers

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 02:10:59 2017 No.2895518 >>2895024 >Mr. Thundercock? come right through.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 02:13:29 2017 No.2895529 >>2895332 >looking for a rockstar that works well in stressful hellish conditions xDD

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 28 02:23:36 2017 No.2895569 >>2895024 Sorry pal, there's no way I'm letting a guy like you into my office to hoover up all the pussy.