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2893765 No.2893765 [Reply] [Original]

/biz/. I don't want to alarm you. But I've found out who Satoshi is.

Pic related is him. He's the guy who invented all those things you guys all collect on this board, those investments that will make you rich. This is 100% him I can prove it.

>> No.2893782
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2893782

He's not wearing his armor in that pic.

>> No.2893790

>>2893765
Post proofs plz

>> No.2893827

>Creator of pokemon.

>> No.2893838

>>2893827
Yeah. Satoshi, the guy who made all those things you guys collect on this board.

that IS what you guys do, yes?

>> No.2893862

I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To buy them is my real test
To short them is my cause

I will travel across CoinMarketCap
Searching far and wide
Each Shitcoin to understand
The power that's inside

Shitcoins, gotta sell 'em all
Its NEO and LBRY
I know it's my destiny
Shitcoins, oh, you're my best friend
In a wallet we must defend
Shitcoins, gotta sell 'em all
A dump so true
Our bag holders will pull us through

>> No.2893886
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2893886

Don't tell anyone though.