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>> No.28930333

>>28930298
ZOMChads report in.

>> No.28930349

I want to heem everyone in this thread.
Help
Enter
Emerging
Markets

>> No.28930353
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28930353

First for OPTI. Goodnight, sweet niggers. See you in premarket.

>> No.28930359
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28930359

>be goberment
>ban cryptos
what's your move?

>> No.28930366

Who's going in on what pre-market?

>> No.28930388

Recommend me some random stock. I feel like going full retard again.

>> No.28930396

>>28930359
barely notice?

>> No.28930403

>>28930359
NordVPN

>> No.28930418

Redpill me on what can go wrong with theta gang strat.
I've been doing it for 4 months now and average around 18.2% returns every month.
Is it this easy?

>> No.28930421
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28930421

How do I get rid of the spooky ghosts....

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>>28930359

>> No.28930434

Where is my FUCKING Marqeta IPO?
>>28930359
Not care because my crypto portfolio is weighted toward Monero. And people are using that to pay for drugs and assassination squads so they aren't going to care.

>> No.28930436
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28930436

Bought my first top yesterday

>> No.28930438

>>28930388
SOXL

>> No.28930455

>>28930388
PLTR

>> No.28930487

>>28930388
OPTI

>> No.28930497

CTRM fags show yourself

>> No.28930498
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>>28930388
KLIC
TWNK
GT

>> No.28930500

DNN or RIOT? Which do you think will pump more?

>> No.28930505
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>>28930298
> No employees
> No assets
> No profits
> Even the CEO is a contractor
> CEO cannot be located and may have died nearly a decade ago
> CEOs name is an anagram of Bram Stoker
> Incorporated in a different country than their listed address
> listed address is an empty ally between two buildings
> dozens of share holders are people who died on the Titanic
> State Controller for California owns exactly one share
The fuck even is DGTW? Is it an echo from a different universe? A glitch in the matrix? A genuine haunted ghost stock adrift in the dark corners of the accountantsea? I've seen some shit but this is just even further beyond.

>> No.28930518

>>28930438
can you give me a quick rundown on the reason behind the 15:1 split they are doing in march?

>> No.28930527
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28930527

Before I go to sleep, how green will my bags be tomorrow?

>> No.28930530

>>28930418
Won't be as fruitful when the robinhood degenerates stop buying your lotto tickets.
>>28930388
CNIKF, the DUBS compel thee.

>> No.28930561
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>>28930388
SHE / NACP

>> No.28930572

>>28930388
NNOX

>> No.28930576

>>28930418
when you're all y = -(2^x) and all that silliness.

>>28930518
https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:ySs6slfcfWcJ:https://infomemo.theocc.com/infomemos%3Fnumber%3D48245+&cd=12&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=ch&client=firefox-b-d

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>>28930527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HZB0lkunWA
WAGMI or else.

>> No.28930590

>>28930518
it's routine for leveraged etfs

>> No.28930591

>>28930388
GRWG
Supplies for growing weed are a lot more stable then the weed itself
This stock has literally nowhere to go but up and up

>> No.28930593

you guys bought mara and riot like i shilled for the past 3 months right? you got that easy 12x on riot and 9x on mara right? and you're still holding as bitcoin is setting new all time highs right? you're enjoying the massive gains right guys? how will you beat inflation without these stocks?

>> No.28930596

>>28930505
Astro turf scam campaign, new way of creating hype from the "bottom". Grass roots etc.

This is probably going to pump to 10 dollars when reddit starts spreading this urban lore and then dump hard. Its a scam, it always is.

>> No.28930604

>>28930518
it's fucking expensive mate they want people to be able to buy it

>> No.28930620

>>28930505
The only question is, should I buy the ghost stock? What happens if I belly up to the bar???

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28930634

how come no one's talking about TWTR?

>> No.28930635

AMRS bros, when are we going home....

>> No.28930649

>>28930593
don’t care nice id

>> No.28930667

>>28930634
nice account number

>> No.28930668
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>>28930359
enjoy the capital flight to gold
>>28930505
Their website is still up and it looks like they have an active (bot?) twitter, how spooky. I still have my spooky share of HMNY, I can hear it wailing and dragging chains around at night sometimes

>> No.28930688

>>28930388
RAD

>> No.28930691

>>28930596
> the ghost stock turns out to be an old man jenkins stock

>> No.28930696
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>>28930505
Sounds /x/ and stupid. Put me down for $5000. Spook factor is easily worth 10x.

>> No.28930702

whats the play today, bros?

>> No.28930709

>>28930530
>Won't be as fruitful when the robinhood degenerates stop buying your lotto tickets.
But they will get a new stimmy to refuel their balance.

>> No.28930710

>>28930353
Not me nigger, I've already got my sackfull.

>> No.28930712

>>28930634
Didnt cramer mention it was gonna hit 100 eoy

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>>28930667
yeah didn't save the crop.
but seriously tho, what the fuck is going on with TWTR?

>> No.28930739

>>28930634

I think it’s being manipulated heavily.

>> No.28930751

>>28930702
The same as every other day, buy high sell low

>> No.28930757

>>28930691
Gonna buy a postal mark in it just out of FOMO

>> No.28930773

>>28930585
somebody's been shilling WGMI hard, is this really going to make me rich af

>> No.28930785

>>28930702
Watch shit crab when I could be doing something better with my time

>> No.28930798
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>>28930751
And then spam "ITS OVER, SELL SELL SELL" when it drops 2 points

>> No.28930812

>>28930593
Since you support riot can you answer this>>28930500

>> No.28930820

>>28930726
There is a law of the universe that whenever Qoomers take a position, they will get dumpstered. Here: TWTR puts after orange man got banned from it.
This is why Qoomers taking your position is an even bigger sell signal than reddit starting to shill it. I think Qoomers bought GME at the absolute tip top, for example.

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28930822

> forgot to get my freshwater sportstrading punchcard before buying my stocks
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.28930823

>>28930593
They are going to domp BTC

>> No.28930848

>>28930702
Wait to see if PLTR dips even more today and tomorrow as people panic about the lockout.

I have a feeling this thing is gonna pop on friday. I'm gonna try and jump in today.

>> No.28930873

>>28930726

I think it’s heavily manipulated. It’s a shit company and they ban the sitting President - and it rises like 20% immediately afterwards.

I call bullshit. I think it was arranged before to prevent it from dropping 80%

>> No.28930916

CCIV blasting off more tomorrow bros?

>> No.28930923

>>28930505
>ADRs on the Bucharest stock exchange
>the lawyer representing them has never seen his client, gets paid in gold coins that appear overnight on his desk
>volume tracks phases of the moon

>> No.28930932

>>28930593
I sold 3 x $40 covered calls on Mara hoping it would never hit, it did. Ah well, made some comfy gains so not mad

>> No.28930940
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>>28930798
how the fuck does hammacher schlemmer even stay in business now that skymall is gone

>> No.28930942

>>28930820

Or giant corporations/China bought a shit ton of shares after the ban. Almost like it was pre planned

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>>28930505
Will the Wild Hunt come for me if I buy ghost stock?

>> No.28930963

>>28930298
Why are STOCKS so FUCKING BORING compared to Crypto.

ASX200 is doing nothing. These companise think that 10% in a year is good lol.

>> No.28930973
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28930973

I bought 50 shares of SOS and 200 shares of ASRT this morning.....am I gonna get fucked tomorrow.

>> No.28930999

>>28930963
Do you not do options?

>> No.28931019
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28931019

>>28930999
checked and based derivatives poster

>> No.28931025

>>28930873
They posted great earnings. Turns out banning the sitting president was good publicity.

>> No.28931047

>>28930388
RYCEY

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>>28930923
Well gang, this sounds like our type of mystery. Tinny and CLF Tranny, head over to the mailing address and try and find out what's going on there. Scoops and John can talk to the local traders to see if they know anything, and I'll hang back and make sure Cara has a vagina.

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>>28930505
Just buy it so someone can buy a shitty.city domain and a business model from 2005. All their debtors own all their stock. Just buy their bags.

>> No.28931108
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28931108

>>28930940
selling these things apparently

>> No.28931112

>>28930963
>Boring
Then go do futures or forex where you will be given 100x leverage to do whatever you want

>> No.28931129
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>>28930702
Go to reddit to get real leads, obtain cheapies, watch them moon, come here to shit post like I'm losing money and to call all redditors fags.

>> No.28931132

>>28930963
SCKT did like 800% today. A 10% move on a large cap can be a 1000% move on the right options trade. Warrants can get you huge leverage too, I regularly get 100-1500% on my SPAC warrants. Get a service like blackboxstocks and you can follow options flow and dark pool trades, then piggyback options trades off them for huge gains.

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>>28931075
> smg buys a ghost stock and becomes a metaphysical force of chaos haunting the stock exchanges
IT'S FUN TO CHARTER AN ACCOUNTANT
AND SAIL ON THE WIDE ACCOUNTANCY
TO FIND, EXPLORE, THE FUNDS OFFSHORE
AND SKIRT THE SHOALS OF BANKRUPTCY

>> No.28931163

>>28931025
First time they’ve made money - ever. Almost like it’s all made up or something. How many users did they lose when they banned Trump? Trump was their biggest user and dominated like 50% of all posts on twitter.

Let me guess, you believe whatever twitter publishes right? They only lost like 20 users right dude?

>> No.28931167

>>28931129
Outside of GME I've had more success with /biz/ recommendations than reddit

>> No.28931179
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28931179

Ride the PUGE train to victory and gainz

>> No.28931181

>>28931129
Go back

>> No.28931198

>>28930593
>DGTW
negro I'm buying stocks because i'm overexposed to crypto as is and need to diversify
buying stocks that are tied to crypto movements is counterproductive when 80% of my portfolio is crypto already

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28931224

>>28931108
TO WHO? WHO IS BUYING THIS SHIT?

>> No.28931239

Ohh and buy CFIIW and SBGW you fucking fucks. CFII is getting more and more attention and their vote to merge is 3/5 expecting it to ramp up leading to then. Grab April 15 calls or CFIIW and for SBGW get just the warrants, they just announced their merger today.

>> No.28931256

>>28930963
are you serious

>> No.28931280

>>28930702
>Wait to see if HJLI dips - buy if it goes below $8.
>Sell CRBP if it goes above 3.35
>Pray to God that AQB doesn't slide any further

>> No.28931281

>>28931224
looks like it would be hot as fuck.

>> No.28931302

Wait why is $SOS mooning it’s not even a crypto miner lol

>> No.28931315

>>28931224
A demographic that starts with a B and ends with a 'faggots'.

>> No.28931329
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28931329

Have you been experiencing rolling blackouts?

Reminder that CLF is the only producer of electrical steel for the grid

A huge shit ton of Texas is experiencing rolling blackouts. Massive grid/infrastructure overhaul is needed.

AK Steel is the only producer of such steel in the United States. AKS was acquired by CLF last year in a first M&A

Buy CLF for the moon mission

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/CLF

>> No.28931336

>>28931163
Trump was good for them because he stirred up drama. Banning him was even bigger drama. Their competition got hacked and user data leaked everywhere.

>> No.28931390
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>This is the N95 graded filter face mask with a built-in electric fan that draws in air, making it easier to breathe while wearing than typical filtered masks.

>> No.28931444
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WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THIS BUSINESS MODEL

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28931495

>>28931329

>> No.28931522
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28931522

im going to short to shit out of some stocks today

>> No.28931527

>>28931444

How many millionaires/billionaires wanna buy something that takes up that much space?

>> No.28931534
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>>28931444
I want in.

>> No.28931551

>>28931527
They have the space.

>> No.28931555

>>28931302
They're dipping their feet into mining and ordered 5000 mining rigs not too long ago. They also offered shares at $5 apiece when the share price was around $6 to their big investors.

The stock is also heavily shorted I think if you look up the float and short volume numbers.

>> No.28931570

UUUU bros there's no way we keep running like this for 5 days straight

>> No.28931588

>>28931527

What else do they fill their mac mansions with?

>> No.28931592

>>28931444
Imagine eliminating wine stewards with it.

>> No.28931597

>>28931336
I think it’s a dying company.

>> No.28931600

>>28931527
Filling their mansions with curios is their favorite past time.

>> No.28931658
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28931658

>Porsche 917 Le Mans
>but wait
>it's not a Porsche 917 Le Mans
>it's actually a slot car raceway
>fuckin fooled you, you fuckin nigger

>> No.28931678

>dollar creeping up with 10 yr rising
Time for caution.

>> No.28931682

Any good U.K. company’s worth buying

>> No.28931694

so what do we think about Ehang?
seems like AH traders got a bit more optimistic eh

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>LEDs
>Wood
>a bunch of colored plastic pegs

>six teen thousand dollars plus tip

>> No.28931740
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>>28931592
and then making the perfect getaway in your killer whale
that's it fuck the kids fuck buying a house all my investing from now on is in pursuit of buying the most retarded shit I can find in online catalogs

>> No.28931771

>>28931682
BAE systems. RYCEY if you trust the Norf F. C. folks.

>> No.28931781

>>28931740
Holy shit that looks fun as fuck!

>> No.28931786

>>28931390
*wirrrrrrr*

>> No.28931798

>>28931444
is there a video of this thing in action?

>> No.28931826

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT3bRWrkJUI

>FIFTY
>FOUR
>THOUSAND
>DOLLARS

>> No.28931909

>>28931740
Thats the kinda shit i imagine rich people do. All the lambos and the mansions and champagne probably get boring after a while.

>> No.28931917
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28931917

> didn't beat daily inflation
> can't afford a solid marble phone charger

>> No.28931929

>>28931682
DEO

>> No.28931934

I'm not joking CTRM shills show yourselves i want a word

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>"out of the way, here comes the nigger flattener 3000"

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>invest in tech and mutant fish
What about collectables and arts? Anyone ever dabbled with that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOGBP-5SxiI

>> No.28931959

>>28931798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSuH9u0kvhU

>> No.28931964

>>28931771
I got my life savings in Rolls Royce. Damn right I trust the Norf like they are family.

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>>28931917
FUCK HOW AM I GOING TO LVIE WITHOUT A MARBLE CHARGER

>> No.28931991

I wonder if I should listen to you in first place.
I mean you get the direction (weed, oil, crypto), but then you propose stocks that got pumped already.

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>>28930940
ill have my migit waiter use this, good surprise for the ol chaps

>> No.28932079

>>28931959
I was expecting it to go a lot faster for 200k

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>>28931444
>>28931658
>>28931740
>>28931917
>>28931936
>>28931989
>>28932019
>>28930940
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying, I haven't laughed like this in months. Late night /smg/ is great.

>> No.28932106

>>28931955
I collect paintings by a rather famous jewish painter. Shit has been creeping up in offers lately. It helps if you can collect most if not all of an artist's work. I store them with an specialized gallery for long term investment. Just have to rent them out to museums and galleries every so often.

>> No.28932117

>>28931224
Does batman play golf?

>> No.28932173

>>28931444
>>28931959
>Eliminate your wine steward!
>All the work can be done by your wine steward's steward.
>You do have a wine steward's steward, right?
>Anon.
>Our credit department says you should put down the catalog now.

>> No.28932221

>>28932106
What's the pricing structure for renting them out?

>> No.28932222

AAAA I BOUGHT DNN
im selling at 2.5
good pt or will reddit go higher?

>> No.28932245

Say BTC is 52k at 9:30 tomorrow. What does MSTR open at?

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>>28932173
SORRY CAN'T HEAR YOU I'M BOWLING IN THE GARDEN

>> No.28932324

>>28932245
>btc
this is /smg/ fuck off shitcoiner

>> No.28932340

>DNN on frontpage of wsb
it's over

>> No.28932373

>>28930388

LUMN. Not for weak hands.

>> No.28932382

>>28932222
Checked. Only responding for quads. I'm bailing at 2.5 and then watching the dip and reinvesting some if it looks like it might go back up. I'm taking at least half out to be safe. WSB can't talk about it till market cap is over 1 bil which could honestly be tomorrow. They did just get burned... AGAIN... with PLTR so either they're finally wise or they're desperate... Probably desperate... Fuck if it makes WSB I might even hold to 5 because they always fucking aim for 10 at least.

>> No.28932389

>>28930973

Kek I got 858 shares of $SOS. Dumping my bags tomorrow for some gains. Hopefully it goes higher

>> No.28932414

https://www.forbes.com/sites/jonathanponciano/2021/02/12/is-the-stock-market-about-to-crash/?sh=43643d9371de

I hope you aren't buying memetions.

>> No.28932440

>>28932340
Nah, but definitely sell tomorrow

>> No.28932453

>>28931198
these stocks are leveraged on crypto. if you have massive nuts like me you just buy calls and then you're leveraged on an already leveraged position and enjoy maximum gains.

>> No.28932463

>>28932221
Honestly I don't know. It's handled by the same place that stores the works. I get notices of the schedule and invites to events. Most of it is I rented/displayed your paintings and now you should donate to us type stuff. I get the income from the rental and then donate for tax purposes. Gonna try to ask Bill Gates what he is doing with that farmland in a few weeks.

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> i’ve wasted my life accumulating worthless junk
> my body is broken and withered
> but at least I can get in the way at the mall in STYLE

>> No.28932479

>• This means that EH has only collected RMB25.2million ~$3.6 million in cash since becoming a publicly traded company

imagine owning a P/S 4000x stock ;^)

>> No.28932484

>>28932414

Market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent

>> No.28932525

>>28930500
>>28930812
idk about uranium shitters but bitcoin is the number 1 play imo, with silver being a distant second. with riot and mara you can get leverage on an asset that's being adopted by institutions as we speak.

>> No.28932542

>>28932340
>frontpage
Link. I just looked. Green uranium post buried hours ago?

>> No.28932552
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What's gonna happen to Tesla?

>> No.28932559
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>>28931955
There's Masterworks, they're always shilling it on financial podcasts. It seems p interesting tho, it lets you buy fractional shares of their art collection that pay out when they sell the paintings for a higher price. If you track the auction sales of famous painters many of their works really do beat the essypee in gaining value. I'm super bullish on wealth inequality so it seems appealing, not sure what their commissions and fees are tho
>>28931826
ah yes the auto-banjo, I'm sure my associates would find it delightful

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>>28932463
neat, i need to know more about these art world schemes

>> No.28932565

>>28932414
so what strike do I buy SPY puts at

>> No.28932593

>>28932484
90% of options traders lose money.

>> No.28932597

>>28932117
Yes

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>you can have your very own tranquility pod for $11,000

>> No.28932605

>>28931682

TPGY

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Has anyone checked on gme tards recently? I think they got mind broken

>> No.28932631

fuck off bobo we arent crashing

>> No.28932639

>>28932602
how much do you think it cost to make that? lol.

>> No.28932644

my folio is in ruins. not sure what to do, yesterday was brutal.

>> No.28932650
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Newfag here with Fidelity here. Can anyone explain to me why my "settled cash" ticker has disappeared, but I still have $6000 in "cash available to trade"? I thought if I spend anything other than settled cash, it is a good faith violation and I get a strike

>> No.28932677

>>28932552
Another stock split and they stop making money losing goods like cars, roofs, memelink, and trucks. Instead they become a BTC equity by using ATM stock offerings to purchase BTC.

>> No.28932685

do you think RYCEY might dip below $1.4 again? i want to buy more but don't want to mess up my average price

>> No.28932698

>>28932627
They're still coping just like hmny

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>>28932639
i have no idea but here's the full size one

>> No.28932722
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BUY XSPA

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>>28932602
>Wanna grab a cold drink
>Cant even afford hardened water

>> No.28932740

>>28932593
Pleas fly again
anyone remembers?

>> No.28932745

>>28932639
200 bucks

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Did Young Money kill herself?

>> No.28932778

>>28932222
$5 pt. Watch how fast it goes pre market

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Bullrun tomorrow

>> No.28932810

>>28932602
imagine getting high in there

>> No.28932821

>>28932791
why do you think that

>> No.28932825

>>28932602
I bought a sensory depravation chamber but I had to get rid of it. It was super addictive.

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>>28932559
>Masterworks
I'll have to read more about this. Thanks for the heads up.

>> No.28932867

>>28932602
This is the one thing that would actually be very nice to own. However, maybe for.. at the most one fifth the price.

>> No.28932869

>>28932722
Fuck off shill. How much are they paying you to post here

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>>28932791
bullboi we're hitting 4000 guarantee'd

>> No.28932890

fucking cathie woods is all over my youtube because of you and i never watched a video about her

>> No.28932896

>>28932821
Stocks only go up

>> No.28932960

>>28932890
I'd wood Cathie if you catch my drift

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>tfw unintentionally shilling pods for hammacher shlemmer at 3:30 am
i vill NOT shill ze pods

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my unrealized gains keep getting annihilated someone tell me its going to be ok

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>>28932821
because Im a Bull Boi
see>>28932874
check this out

>> No.28933033

>>28930388
CXDC lad

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>>28932821
Because Forbes is telling you to be scared.

>> No.28933078

>>28932890
Same wtf. That chink Hiro is really selling our data lel

>> No.28933104

>>28931959
So fucking damn slow.

>> No.28933147

>>28932559
>Masterworks
Seems like a great idea. I noticed a few pieces I looked up were sold at a loss. That would suck.

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>>28932389
I guess I'm gonna hold your bags

>> No.28933233

>MREO
>BAKER BROS JUST BOUGHT A STAKE
I shilled this stock a month ago with a somewhat proper dd, congrats to those who listened, this stock is going places.

>> No.28933253
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The average silver penny stock went up 150 times in price when silver doubled (1962 to 1968). Yes, 150 times. A $1000 investment went to $150,000. This is not a joke, not an exaggeration. It's all proven in Doug Casey's "Crisis Investing."

The COMEX is about to break imminently. If that happens, silver won't simply double, it will go to $1000 or even $5000 an ounce! That means that silver penny stocks could go up 1000s of times in price. It could be bigger than Bitcoin.

Bayhorse Silver is one of the only penny stocks which can demonstrably go 100x at $50 silver on the basis of present market cap vs future free cash flow at that price. It can go 2000x at $800 silver! Market cap is still only $20 million! DO NOT MISS THE OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFE-TIME, GET IN NOW.

>> No.28933283

>chevron
>verizon
warren buffett is a senile boomer

>> No.28933288

>>28932414
everyone is bearish, you can feel the pessimism in the air, which means we're going fucking higher

>> No.28933327

Bought 400 shares of DPW, I feel like this will run soon esp. with the electricity troubles going on in the south and considering it's interests in offering power solutions to btc miners

>> No.28933334

>>28932722
I want to overstimulate her with my dick

>> No.28933340

If I could make love to Taylor Swift, I’d be the happiest man you ever laid eyes on.

>> No.28933377

>>28933233
and it's still early, just like with other ones I shilled - MDWD and ODT

>> No.28933428

>>28932890
Exact same here wtf

>> No.28933460

>money velocity going to zero
>exponential energy and financial resources being marshaled for digits on a public ledger
Late stage capitalism is a hell of a thing

>> No.28933473

>>28933283
he is just sticking to his own rules, they have worked and they will work. I'm sure he would never invest in EHang like some people in here.

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>>28930820
Qoomer here. I made money off my Twitter short, and then got out on Inauguration day. Eyeing possibly reentry this week....

>> No.28933481

anyone in rare earth stocks?
Lynas, MP, Neo Performance Materials?

>> No.28933513

>>28932890
>>28933428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9cakgSIKTg

enlighten yourselves

>> No.28933520

>>28932650
here's your spoonfeed

you can trade with unsettled proceeds, you just can't then sell the securities you bought with unsettled proceeds until T+2.

normally, if you buy with settled cash, you can sell anytime you want.

>> No.28933522

Is argo a good pickup today?

>> No.28933543

>>28933481
Been holding TMRC since October. It more than doubled before the news came out of China. A bit suspicious?

>> No.28933555

> Oil continues going up
Just as planned. USA must keep pumping it to offset all the debt they created. I wouldn't be surprised if oil was at $80 soon

>> No.28933568

>>28933283
>>28933473
idk, looks like he's being conservative, both of those are kinda recession-proof businesses

>> No.28933606

got a day trading call after a fucking blood red day yesterday, I need my shit to poomp in premarket or I'm bout to tap out my checking account.

>> No.28933613

>>28933481
comaco here, not quite rate earth tho

>> No.28933658

>>28930497
Me :)

>> No.28933668

>>28933613
*comeco here, not rare earth tho

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ITS CAGNY
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ITS CAGNY
ITS CAGNY
YES
ITS CAGNY
ARE YOU BUYING MKC? ARE YOU BUYING KMB?
C A G N Y CAGNY

>> No.28933717

>>28930963
mate everyone knows asx is boring, jump on the american markets

>> No.28933769

>>28933543
>Full Time Employees: 2

:)

>> No.28933818

>>28933520
Thanks. Why did the settled funds ticker completely disappear though? It used to just read $0.00 until the transfer was completed.

>> No.28933826

fucking trump market has poisoned everyone's expectations for gains

>> No.28933834

>>28933555
do you hold some oil stuff?

>> No.28933867

>>28933818
how the fuck am I supposed to know?

>> No.28933888

>>28930388
URG and hold

>> No.28933928

i regret going amd and not intel or nvidia weeks ago...

>> No.28933950

pltr bros... is the dump over? did mommy cathie save us again?

>> No.28933990

>>28933928
AMD peaked months ago.

>> No.28933996

>shitcoin 51k
>Riot 70
>Sos close to 15

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>>28933826
Trump and his market are coming back. Brace yourself....

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stock wiz here AMA

>> No.28934039

>>28934019
What will DNN reach tomorrow?

>> No.28934044

>>28933826
orange man bad

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>>28934019
Should I buy GUSH? Because I feel like buying GUSH.

>> No.28934064

>>28933999
checked

but seriously anon, you can't have 15% gains year after year...

>> No.28934068

>>28933928
>amd
meme lines are saying it's slowly going up

>> No.28934140

>>28933990
thinking of pulling out and going baba for long hold but im worried about antitrust drama with chinese gov

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The movie conveniently forgot that the goberment of Bill Clinton in the 90s wanted to hype the dream of ''everyone should get a home'', so bankers viewed this as goberment will do anything to back up the housing bonds, which is why those bonds were seen as never risky, then bankers pushed them on their institutional clients, to get fat fees from those, & the bubble was humongous. Then it exploded because GDP will never rise like a fucking bubble.
1998: Sec. Andrew Cuomo Defends Affirmative Action Mortgage Policy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TWOPDN5Va0
Andrew Cuomo admits "affirmative action" determined housing policy during his tenure at HUD. New York's new governor defiantly explains how riskier loans with likely a higher default rate would be encouraged under the Clinton Administration. Of course the same policies were subsequently followed by the Bush Administration.
So to avoid the housing collapse, we are supposed to believe the SEC or some other group of regulators were supposed to have had the spine to overrule the stated Clinton Administration official policy on mortgage finance at the time? These regulators presumably were also supposed to have stood up to Congress, mainstream economists, academia & the entire media establishment?


25 People to Blame for the Financial Crisis
The good intentions, bad managers & greed behind the meltdown
http://content.time.com/time/specials/packages/completelist/0,29569,1877351,00.html
President Clinton's tenure was characterized by economic prosperity & financial deregulation. Among his biggest strokes of free-wheeling capitalism was the Gramm-Leach-Bliley Act, which repealed the Glass-Steagall Act, a cornerstone of Depression-era regulation. He also signed the Commodity Futures Modernization Act, which exempted credit-default swaps from regulation. In 1995 Clinton loosened housing rules by rewriting the Community Reinvestment Act, which put added pressure on banks to lend in low-income neighborhoods.

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>>28934039

>DNN

Enough interest that I know it's going higher than what I buy it at before 9:30

>> No.28934176

>>28934019
how do i lose my virginity?

>> No.28934184

>>28934039
$1.70
>>28934058
No.

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>>28934161

>> No.28934221

>>28934176
i'm a clairvoyant, not a miracle worker

>> No.28934270

>>28934184
Then want non pennystock/otc should I buy?

>> No.28934271

>>28934176
>>28934221
Damn, he just got fucked...and not in a good way
*quack*

>> No.28934272

>>28932593
>90% of options traders lose money.
Where my theta gang at?

>> No.28934281

>>28934176
Go long on WHRE

>> No.28934306

>>28931934
I made the same mistake, had to sell thursday when it peaked and it was a good call

>> No.28934330

>>28934140
>pulling out of world class corp in a growing industry and buying a high in a company that sell cheap shit on the web
think again
>baba antitrust
it's a bs case and you know it, the mkt is already pricing that it will go away as soon as the gov gets what it wants

>> No.28934365

>>28934270
Hold on, I'm getting something here. I'm hearing a sharp ping, like gold coins being stacked. Does this mean anything to you?

>> No.28934373

Hey biz I'm new to this what do I do if I want to invest in Tesla but gayer

>> No.28934396

What's the move on crbp boys? Thinking of dumping asap

>> No.28934428

>>28933834
Suncor only

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>>28934365
I already have a lot of gold and silver. Also ammo.

>> No.28934478

>slamming all commodities because you are overexposed in silver
>then pumping oil since it helps your bottom line
The Qoomers should have marched on the Banks, not the Capitol building.

>> No.28934567

>>28934172
Anon i... im sorry

>> No.28934569

>MREO, MDWD, ODT
all legit pharma companies, did a dd on them, it's in the archive, catalysts late summer/autumn

>> No.28934628

>>28934569
MDWD isn't even a pharma company retard

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>back to $29 PM
>upgraded by fucking goldman

Planterchads I hope you didn't sell...

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>>28934569
> dd dd on them
woah woah woah, let me stop you right there. All you had to do is say the tickers bro, no need to get into all this technical mumbo jumbo. I'm calling my female broker right now.

>> No.28934704

>>28934633
Probably gonna sell and buy a LEAP instead.

>> No.28934777

>>28931682
ARB

>> No.28934801

>>28934628
biotech, pharma whatever
>retard
nice

>> No.28934859

>>28933996
I knew miners are bitcoin on leverage. If Bitcoin doubles, miners do a 10x return. I just got burned so bad in 2017/2018 by riot and mara during the crash cause i was dollar cost averaging through it that I ended up selling both of them sub 10s after I finally broke even.

>> No.28934860

>>28932324
stop being a petty retard, there are many stocks who's price directly correlates with BTC

>> No.28934880

Why is PLTR going up AH. I need to accumulate

>> No.28934944

>>28933522
I'm up 32% since buying on Monday

>> No.28934963

>>28934330
but baba looks pretty good. stong revenue growth and their shares value compared to book value isnt crazy high. is value investing no longer a thing now?

>> No.28934964

>>28934860
TSLA was for months until it actually started buying BTC.

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>>28934880
Goldman said JUST KIDDING! and upgraded to a BUY at 36 kek. Truly, masterminds on getting cheapies

>> No.28935109

>>28930438
>>28930518
>>28930590
>>28930604
how would I benefit from that if I buy now? if shit's gonna be cheaper in a month then why would I blow $700 on a share now?

>> No.28935221

>>28933826
Kek. Yeah, it was Trump's fault, he also killed millions and is racist.

>> No.28935247
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>>28935109
Because you get more shares

>> No.28935262

loading up on SQQQ today

>> No.28935281

Guys, what’s going on with MARA/RIOT? Why is RIOT suddenly doing so much better? Did I miss something? Isn’t MARA the more promising company with less depth? I feel duped.

>> No.28935326

>>28935109
splits don't really affect the value of the underlying equity

if you buy in a month, only difference is that you pay less per share (good if you're a weenie putting less than ~$2000 into it) and you miss a month of gains/losses

>>28935221
this bull market was 100% trump's creation, for better or for worse

>> No.28935333

>>28935281
Do you not see bitcoin mooning over 51k

>> No.28935393

>presidents move markets
No. The only single person that does in macroscale ways is the Fed.
>>28935326
>if you buy in a month, only difference is that you pay less per share
Puts/Calls are also cheaper

>> No.28935448

>>28934963
alibaba sells cheap shit but it has a fuckload of shit, hell, they do taobao and that's massive
I bought one baba to dip my toes in (poorfag) on the small dip a few days ago, thinking about getting a couple more since I just got approved for a broker with better USD fees

>> No.28935458

>>28935247
sorry for brainlet, but what's the difference between having a $700 share and 15 $47 shares?
>>28935326
yea, was thinking the same, maybe more ppl are incentivized to buy if it's cheaper, causing it to go up

>> No.28935490

>GS fuds the stock for weeks going into earnings report
>scream that its in a bubble
>PLTR blows earnings
>karp makes himself look like an asshole on the call
>GS basically talks shit on the call
>watch the stock drop to 27
>upgrade the stock to a buy the next fucking day with a PT of 34

can you get more jewish than this?

>> No.28935491

>>28935333
That’s not what I’m talking about. I’m talking about both MARA and RIOT being worth 40 a week ago and for some reason RIOT kept rising while MARA stopped right there. The difference is $20 dollar right now in the pre market.

>> No.28935517

>>28935458
>sorry for brainlet, but what's the difference between having a $700 share and 15 $47 shares?
Nothing, but it's not a bad thing either and it lets more people buy in

>> No.28935541

>>28935448
I think the antitrust shit is overblown though, it was a pretty cursory fee and Jack Ma is alive and seems to be doing what the CCP wants

>> No.28935580

>>28935393
>No. The only single person that does in macroscale ways is the Fed.
and who appoints the Federal Reserve Board?

>> No.28935583

>>28935458
You can move 14 shares and keep 1 instead of not knowing what to do with the one at $700.

>> No.28935620

>>28935490
No you really can't and that's why we all need to get on AH like the jews so we can jump on them bailing out their freaky mutt chosenite creature who probably made a call to the synagogue telling them to pump ah.

I wanted to buy poolantir but when I was the pics of the CEO I got bearish, also picking perfect bottom is tough chart has been looking scary. Lmao

>> No.28935642
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Goodnight frens

>> No.28935644

>>28935491
Probably because mara is a leaf while riot is US

>> No.28935658

>>28934880
Just wait until analysts start downgrading it today and tomorrow

>> No.28935684

>>28930455
>>28930848
>>28933950
>>28935490
looks like the post IPO lockdown will end this Friday, and insiders will be able to sell their stock. even if the company has good prospects in the long-term future, ppl are inevitably going to sell their stuff since it's free asap

>> No.28935695

>>28935580
JPOW, YELLEN, BRNKE, GSPAN are all nearly interchangeable in their "goals", methods, and tools. The Federal Reserve is a criminal organization more powerful than the president in most people's everyday lives.

>> No.28935721

>>28935620
>he doesn't trade AH
?????????
I bought at 29 which seemed like a decent price could have gotten cheaper but its back up to 29 now so whatever.

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What's the plays of the day Eurochads. I love how SMG isn't retarded and filled with retarded fluoride burgers in the morning.

>> No.28935747

Can someone tell me why it’s a bad idea to buy $100 AAPL leaps tomorrow? Nancy fucking pelosi bought these and I’d fuck the shit out of her so I’m bullish

>> No.28935748

>>28932722
That's a man.

>> No.28935763

>>28935642
goodnught frendo

>> No.28935795

>>28935684
I think the lockup is mostly FUD and priced in already, insiders were already able to sell 20% of their shares, if they wanted to dump hard they could have done it at 40.

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SOS chads what are we thinking we end at?

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>down $400 yesterday

Legitimately considering suicide boys, can't handle another red day like this...

>> No.28935831

>>28932722

>claims to be easily overstimulated
>room and walls filled to the brink with random items and clothes everywhere

attention whore

>> No.28935871

Rolls Royce RR its ourt time

>> No.28935899

>>28930497
Hello

>> No.28935900

>>28935827
stfu nigro I haven't had a green day in 3 weeks I'm down $10k

>> No.28935906

>>28935747
Pretty sure senators can legally insider trade.

But she has so much money that shes probably more after stable growth than gainz

>> No.28935919

>>28935541
I agree, I bought during the big dip when Ma disappeared for a bit. Baba is essentially chinese amazon, no way the CCP would fuck with it for too long

>> No.28935972

I’m thinking I might sell half my Tesla. Doesn’t look Like it’ll hit 880 again soon despite the new car and Elon putting himself about

>> No.28935975

>>28935919
I couldn't believe how low they dipped and bought some too. At the bottom their PE was in the 30s lol

>> No.28935982

>>28935827
Take a day off. Your mind aint right. Try making some money. Go to a goodwill and flip some vintage tees on mercari or something.

>> No.28935990

>>28934019
Should I sell my TAN and PBW and buy TQQQ and ARKF?

>> No.28935993

>>28935747
cause if you're really bullish you can just buy OTM leaps for bigger gains with the same bet size. nancy loves ITM leaps though, she just recently bought $500 TSLA leaps.

>> No.28936031

>>28935919
Wish I did, didn't think about it then but I think I'll get some more soon. I have expectations because it's Chinese Amazon if Amazon also put people in contact with factories, manufacturers, etc. Absolutely insane, and it never seemed likely they'd completely crush the company.

>> No.28936036

>>28935490
OY COOL IT with the antisemitism

>> No.28936040

>>28935972
I bought on the last dip into the $700s not selling but my cost average is $160.

>> No.28936042

spoonfeed me a stock to buy pls

>> No.28936050
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>>28935827
Sir what part of cutting losses quickly do you not understand? Weed the losers and keep the winners.

>> No.28936057

>>28935747
She is retarded

>> No.28936084

>AEZS
Jesus...

>> No.28936089

>>28936050
doesn't work if you're trading high volatility stocks

>> No.28936173

>>28936089
Works with medium volatility stocks though doesn’t it

>> No.28936185

>>28934019
should I buy separate semiconductor stocks like HIMX and UMC or just get SOXL?
what will be the price of CLF eoy?

>> No.28936220

Buy the mutant fish

>> No.28936269

Time to not look at my portfolio for 6 months I guess

>> No.28936338

c m g up btw

>> No.28936400

>>28936185
ETF wont fuck up. You might.

As long as the industry is hot, soxl will be warm too.

>> No.28936403

>>28935808
Since BTC hit 51k I'd say 6 gorillion

>> No.28936431

>>28936042
for the short term (<14 days) you may wanna get some pharma stocks, esp any of srne/vxrt/txmd

>> No.28936432

>>28935644
Seems I have been duped. I used to be in RIOT until /biz/ started shilling MARA en masse, saying it was the wiser choice. I feel like an idiot.

>> No.28936442

>>28936220
Redpill me on mutant fish

>> No.28936484

FIFTEEN DORRAS A SHARE

>> No.28936521

>>28936050
kid with robinhood app on a 2017 android destroys your setup

>> No.28936528

>>28936432
Why didn't you just buy both like most of us did?

>> No.28936546

>>28936442
Oh boy, here we go

>> No.28936592
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is it a horrible idea to invest in an s&p500 vanguard index fund?

everyone keeps saying its retardedly overpriced and carried only by a few big hitters. Maybe I should just dump more on the global fund or something.

>> No.28936612

>>28931740
>tfw no whale submarine to larp as a bond villain in

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>> No.28936644

anyone holding tna/urty etc?

>> No.28936702

>>28936637
SOS?

>> No.28936717

>>28936702
si chica bonita

>> No.28936750

>>28936592
In a bearish market it might be an okay idea, or if you had like 3 kids running around and no time to do your research .

>> No.28936756
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28936756

SYN what you guys think?

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>>28930359
>be government
>ban alcohol
>can't enforce ban

>> No.28936800

new thread when

>> No.28936896

>>28936592
For me it is VT for the safe part of the portfolio. The global funds are also carried by the SP500, at least to some extent (for now). On the very long run I think the USA is doomed, so I do VT instead of VOO. Having this conservative safe part allows me to go full retard with the risk oriented part, FANG/WCLD/BLOCK/TQQQ etc.

>> No.28936903

F
MGI

>> No.28936961

>>28936431
TXMD looks very juicy, thanks fren

>> No.28936966

>>28936521
>robinkike
>conspire to bankrupt 6 million zoomerbabies on GS, AMC, NOK memes
lol ngmi

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>>28936896
educate a dimwit like me.

Is vanguards lifestrategy 100% accumulation just a glorifed s&p500 or is it a lot better? i already dumped a bunch of money there out of brexit panic, and it grew almost 5% in one month but eh, Im not sure if I wana keep it around if its just as overvalued.

>> No.28937090

new thread fucking when?

>> No.28937111

Who’s gonna bake

>> No.28937188

>>28934569
If you bother to write more than two full sentences in this fucking place you owe it to yourself and others to screensnip and save your writing for easy transmission across threads.

>> No.28937215

>>28937090
>>28937111
Make it happen anons

>> No.28937230

SOS chads, whats your exit plan?

>> No.28937238

>>28935490
>>>
just be a hobb- i mean shareholder holding saruman companies goy.

>> No.28937347

NEW
>>28937330
>>28937330
>>28937330

>> No.28937376

New bread >>>28937342

>> No.28937396
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28937396

Holy fuck SOS

>> No.28937406

REAL BAKED
>>28937362
>>28937362

>>28937362
>>28937362

>>28937362
>>28937362

>> No.28937411

>>28937376
too slow, bitch

>> No.28937415
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28937415

TRIT another crypto play yet to take off. Currently $8... anyone goin all in on this?

>> No.28937422

>>28937347
>>28937376
>>28937406
umm

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