Dear Plebbitors

[Anonymous No.28899931]

This is about to be the most bitter pill you're ever going to swallow in your life. If you came here from the site in pic related, you are genetically pre-disposed to be a cucked normie for life. You are literally retarded. Don't think we haven't noticed you asking stupid questions, trying to use our lingo, and pretending to be one of us. Why are you doing it? I can't say for sure, but you probably heard somewhere on your faggity site that this place is good for finding investing advice and crypto moonshots. You couldn't be more mistaken. The truth is, this place is filled with scammers, niggers, street shitting pajeets, and autists.
The reason why the people that naturally gravitate to 4chan succeed is because we are unironically autistic and see the world in a completely different frame than you. You come here and no matter how hard you try to fit in, you stick out like a sore thumb because your future is already written on the wall. You will be a slave to your government, corporations, and bosses for the rest of your pathetic existence. You will live under a guise of happiness, but ultimately die having done nothing even remotely significant in your life.
You will hang around here for a couple weeks, probably lose money gambling on shitcoins, and then run back to the comfort of your faggy home, where you will warn other plebbitors to avoid this place: how we are all retarded, gamblers, racist, and misogynistic. You will collect your upvotes for the warning, and then jerk off to the thought of feeling important, not having realized you failed the most basic of internet shittests.
You will read this post, flame me for the direct confrontation of challenging your intelligence. The reality is you aren't, and never will capable of coming up with an original thought in your pathetic existence. Any words you speak are the equivalent of a sheep going

>bah bah bah

[Anonymous No.28900432]

cope

[Anonymous No.28900585]

Here's your downvote, unkind stranger

[Anonymous No.28900603]

>>28899931
Based

[Anonymous No.28900678]

>>28899931
>OP
>joined chan 2 days ago.

what made you hate reddit so much in just 2 days OP?

[Anonymous No.28900725]

>>28899931
nigger

[Anonymous No.28900802]

>>28899931
blessed thread OP

[Anonymous No.28900837]

if you actually bothered to read this faggot blog post, you might be a redditor

[Anonymous No.28900846]

>>28899931
I am legit on the spectrum. OP is based. 4chan is where I feel at home, people here think in similar ways to me here. That is not the case with Reddit. Reddit is a bunch of normies who seek attention. That's the difference between 4chan and Reddit. Reddit is for people who need that attention and dopamine rush. 4chan is for people who want to talk free of social status and retarded systems like karma and upvotes. Reddit is an extension of the real world, 4chan is an escape. I don't care if this is pasta.

[Anonymous No.28900892]

>>28899931
You're autistic OP but damn it Reddit is the gayest, most cucked, pathetic, shittiest community/hiv support group I've ever seen. Literal cucks and faggots use that site

[Anonymous No.28900962]

>>28899931
Fucking based. It needed to be said.

[Anonymous No.28900978]

I used reddit for years, graduated to the chans, and got every single plebbit account i owned by mocking the mods every time they banned me. Finally got the admin's attention to get perma-banned and never looked back

[Anonymous No.28901030]

>>28900962
There has been a massive influx of redditors recently. This should be pinned.

[Anonymous No.28901125]

>>28899931
Redditor

[Anonymous No.28901300]

>>28901030
I was hoping they’d leave by now.

[Anonymous No.28901320]

pretty much

[Anonymous No.28901385]

>>28901300
It's really funny. You can tell it's a redditor just by their opinions and interests. The fact that gme threads are still up is very telling.

[Anonymous No.28901418]

Didn't even read but based

[Anonymous No.28901480]

(((reddit)))

[Anonymous No.28901529]

>>28899931

[Anonymous No.28901542]

>muh sekrit klub
Fuck off, gatekeeping faggot. Normies get redpilled when they come here. We were all new at some point. I bet you've only been here a few years.

[Anonymous No.28901546]

>>28901385
nigger it’s called a containment thread for a fucking reason. shut the fuck up and keep it there shill.

[Anonymous No.28901589]

>>28899931
Le based original poster! Ebin! You need to say it louder for those in the back! Wooo! Who’s buying doggy right lel, we have to squizzzz the sqwoash with little bit more skeeezz because daddy Elon Musk said sooo. Yay! Black people are based!

[Anonymous No.28901619]

>>28899931
I use Reddit and cuck my wife, what’s your point?

[Anonymous No.28901654]

fuck reddit and fuck faggots

[Anonymous No.28901665]

>>28900978
based autist

[Anonymous No.28901669]

>>28901619
post her tits or gtfo

[Anonymous No.28901712]

[Anonymous No.28901848]

>>28899931

[Anonymous No.28902088]

>>28901546

[Anonymous No.28902245]

>>28899931
We are so smart that we are literally buying the Reddit $DONUT token from them for pennies and will dump on them back once the influencers start to shill and exchanges start to list all the reddit tokens.

[Anonymous No.28902562]

>>28901542
It doesn't work if they flood here all at once and ruin the culture. They need to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.28902614]

redditors you have to go back

[Anonymous No.28902740]

>>28899931
r*ddit and add /pol/ to the list, both are literally slave brained NPCs

[Anonymous No.28902789]

>>28899931
> implying 4chan succeeds
dude, go back to plebbit

[Anonymous No.28902829]

>>28902614
I hope that watermark is intentional.

[Anonymous No.28902969]

>>28900846
>Reddit is for people who need that attention and dopamine rush. 4chan is for people who want to talk free of social status and retarded systems like karma and upvotes.
(you)'s are a dopamine hit, cope harder

[Anonymous No.28903110]

>>28901542
>stop gatekeeping we need to heckin redpill the epic normirinos!!!!
So transparent you're a reddit illegal alien, go back and suck elon's cock while you lose millions on doge coin stupid faggot

[Anonymous No.28903123]

>>28902969
Hardly

[Anonymous No.28903230]

>>28901542
>gatekeeping faggot
How fucking new are you nigger
4chan is literal built off gatekeeping
We love gatekeeping you newniggers

[Anonymous No.28903229]

>>28903110
Based

[Anonymous No.28903493]

>>28902740
I remember when it was just politically incorrect shitposters.

[Anonymous No.28903678]

Didn’t read. Go back nigger

[Anonymous No.28903801]

>>28901542
>he thinks this is real gatekeeping
fag

[Anonymous No.28903836]

>>28903230
I've been here well over a decade. It was worthwhile back in the day because we weren't well known and somewhat feared. Those days are long gone. Let the reddit fags come here. If they behave like reddit, mock them mercilessly. They'll fall in line or leave. It's always been that way.

[Anonymous No.28903935]

>>28903836
This has to be the worst oldfag LARP i've ever seen in my life
you literally talk like a boomer who learnt about 4chan from TV
Unironically kill yourself in minecraft

[Anonymous No.28904089]

>>28903935
Reddit faggot alert

[Anonymous No.28904153]

>>28903935
I don't care if you believe me, nigger.
Keep seething about a mainstream website getting more traffic. Oh no, other victims might come in and buy your shitcoins! The horror!

[Anonymous No.28904178]

>>28903123
Lay off the copium for once fuck

[Anonymous No.28904395]

>>28899931
Thank you OP! You put it so eloquently
Just what I have been thinking this past month
Quality of posts is deteriorating

[Anonymous No.28904439]

>>28899931
you have to go back.

[Anonymous No.28904552]

only the dumbest redditard on the planet would write an OP that is a hundred pages long like that kys>>28899931

[Anonymous No.28904941]

I unironically have a Reddit browsing friend that lost his savings in GME

[Anonymous No.28905405]

>>28904941
Did he actually believe GME was gonna keep going up? Fucking dumbass deserved losing everything.

[Anonymous No.28905782]

>>28905405
I don’t even know. He put 1k in at the peak. I felt bad so I told him next time do your research and try to buy into low cost coins, but he started bothering me everytime the market dropped 5% so I gave up.

[Anonymous No.28906932]

HEY PLEBBIT
Fuck plebbit
Fuck fake corona hoax
Fuck niggers
Fuck kikes
Fuck spics
Fuck non whites
Fuck trannys
Fuck fags
Fuck jannys

[Anonymous No.28907402]

>>28899931
based

[Anonymous No.28907554]

I fucking hate redditors so goddamn much

[Anonymous No.28907770]

>>28899931
Oh shit, is it redpill time?

https://artmuseum.pl/en/archiwum/archiwum-7-berlin-biennale/1980/112576

[Anonymous No.28907808]

redditors are followers.
i made 60k on dogecoin selling my bags to idiots

[Anonymous No.28908150]

[Anonymous No.28908279]

It’s unironically all true.

Here’s another thing for redditors: if you’ve ever had a strong, negative emotional reaction upon hearing the word “nigger” you just don’t have it in you to make it. Your brain chemistry, frankly your genes, make you fundamentally different than someone that took one look at Reddit and never went back, you are a different person than us, I don’t care if you claim to be “redpilled” now, you just don’t have “it” in you. If you’ve ever enforced or cared about transient, arbitrary social norms that are a function of the time you live in, you don’t have “it”. There’s a certain psychological profile you must have in order to get “it”, and unfortunately for you it is something you must be born with. If you ever actually enjoyed Reddit at any point in time it’s safe to say you don’t have it, and you really should refrain from posting.

[Anonymous No.28908392]

>>28901542
>Normies get redpilled when they come here.

[Anonymous No.28908399]

>>28899931
I only go there to teach normie faggots how to stake, mine, and buy crypto. Goddamn they sure are retarded, never do ANY research. As soon as I mention a token I get a billion questions because they’re too fucking retarded to even use google.

The way I see it the more autists I show how to crypto the more money I make

[Anonymous No.28908398]

>>28908150
what did he mean by this

[Anonymous No.28908619]

>>28899931
most based post i've read in a long time

[Anonymous No.28908947]

[Anonymous No.28909033]

[Anonymous No.28909135]

>>28900678
Zozzle

[Anonymous No.28909163]

[Anonymous No.28909190]

>>28908150

[Anonymous No.28909215]

>>28901542
>>28903836
>>28904153
honestly the longer you've been here the less you're inclined to comment, let alone madpost. please return to reddit or the penis-pill right youtube comments

[Anonymous No.28909216]

[Anonymous No.28909263]

>>28899931
tldr have sex incel

[Anonymous No.28909339]

>>28899931
Didnt read but based

[Anonymous No.28909395]

[Anonymous No.28909454]

>>28900802
>tfw finally finding a fellow refugee
Glad to see you here, senpai. Hopefully you've been stacking sats and not letting your memes be dreams...

[Anonymous No.28909456]

[Anonymous No.28909476]

>>28909263
Go <<<<<<

[Anonymous No.28909502]

[Anonymous No.28909629]

>>28908150
Daily reminder, if you don't know who Murdoch Murdoch is, then you're NGMI...

[Anonymous No.28909674]

>>28899931
Ya'll just jelly that Reddit has a such a huge influence on the world.

We brought down the Hedge funds while ya'll were jerking it to hentai and then you had the audacity to try to take credit for our work.

We're here to stay, and if ya'll were more welcoming maybe you incels would learn something from us and be better for it.

[Anonymous No.28909691]

[Anonymous No.28909712]

>>28902969
I don't return to threads after I reply to them. I don't care what you faggots have to say to me.

[Anonymous No.28909725]

>>28909674
lel

[Anonymous No.28909759]

[Anonymous No.28909776]

>>28902829
would you seethe if it wasnt?

[Anonymous No.28909819]

[Anonymous No.28909932]

>>28909691
Wow its almost as if liberals and leftists are two different things.

[Anonymous No.28909948]

[Anonymous No.28909964]

>>28909674
Reddit came from 4chan you fucking retard. I remember when it was first fucking shilled here by regular 4chan users you dumbass zoomer. It was actually half decent until the owner died and got bought up by chinks and kikes to spread their coronahoax and blacked.com advertisements

You didn’t bring down the hedge funds, they ordered a stop trade on all exchanges and fucked most of you that didn’t sell out at the top

You can stay but don’t forget we spawned your shitty cesspool, not the other way around

[Anonymous No.28910012]

[Anonymous No.28910073]

>>28900432
Seethe

[Anonymous No.28910113]

[Anonymous No.28910111]

>>28900585
>unkind
thats a nono word u fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.28910142]

>>28899931
This is not your subretarded. Take your shit back to plebbit faggot.

[Anonymous No.28910181]

[Anonymous No.28910211]

>>28899931
>The truth is, this place is filled with scammers, niggers, street shitting pajeets, and autists.
Of all the words of PEE and POO,
This shit right here is 100% TRUE.

[Anonymous No.28910237]

>>28909712
based

[Anonymous No.28910245]

[GRTsux !!eIVjZHf0CUe No.28910307]

>>28899931
There is nothing wrong with living an empty, and meaningless material existence.
There is nothing wrong with trusting authority more than yourself.
There is nothing wrong with knowing only what you are told.

Reminder: Don't buy GRT - it denormalizes the above.

[Anonymous No.28910326]

>>28899931
Extremely based, redditors are born prisoners

[Anonymous No.28910345]

>>28909033
checked.
I like how #6 is playing out now
Also, what the fuck, is this /pol/ or /biz/??
Shill me some shitcoins

[Anonymous No.28910369]

[Anonymous No.28910424]

>>28901418
lmao

[Anonymous No.28910482]

>>28910345
Just needed a break from pajeet. Back to regular activities.

[Anonymous No.28910546]

why can't I give any awards to this post?

[Anonymous No.28910648]

>>28899931
>NOOOO BUT I GET SO MANY UPVOTES AND IM SO SMART AND WITTY I WAD TOP OF MY HIGH SCHOOL DEBATE THEM AND IVE SEEN EVERY SINGLE ONE DOCTOR WHO SEASON I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR 4CHAN SECRET CLUB OUR MEMES ARE BETTER AND SMARTER THAN YOURS ANYWAYS APES TOGETHER STRONG WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER AGAINST WALLSTREET AND THE WHITE SUPREMACIST SYSTEM

[Anonymous No.28910815]

>>28899931
Did not read. THE SQUEEZE HAS NOT BEEN SQUOZED. I REPEAT THE THE SQUEEZE HAS NOT BEEN SQUOZE. we got these diamond hands

[Anonymous No.28910817]

I know a redditor that gambled/day traded away and eventually sold his make it stack of Linkies sub 10 dollars lmao.

[Anonymous No.28910845]

>>28900846
> reddit is an extension of the real world
> fourchan is an escape
or/alternatively
> reddit is an extension of the "real world"
> fourchan is an extension of The REAL

[Anonymous No.28911010]

You can tell theyre from reddit when they ask if you hold chainlink lol

[Anonymous No.28911097]

lmao another /biz/tard incel that can't cope with the fact us ledditor chads are far more successful AND socially desirable than them. Major cope indeed. lmao

[Anonymous No.28911118]

>>28899931
There's no way you could tell I'm from reddit you literal N-word

Op is a homosexual GME hodling gayboi

I hate reddit

how do you upvote this post?

[Anonymous No.28911285]

3rd day still didnt poop should i panic ?

[Anonymous No.28911308]

this thread is so fucking based. I love you guys. We're all gonna make it.

but also... unironically... spread your white genes in a white lady

[Anonymous No.28911614]

>>28910307

> there is nothing wrong with being born and never truly living
> there is nothing wrong with waking up every day and moving through time and space in a hypnotic trance

[Anonymous No.28911685]

>>28900837
So you read it ?

[Anonymous No.28911710]

>>28899931
I believe this is for you, Chad.

[Anonymous No.28911727]

>>28899931
yeah I'm gonna say based

[Anonymous No.28911818]

>>28911308
As a wise man once said...

WHITE BUNZ -> WHITE OVENZ

[Anonymous No.28912079]

>>28899931
Well written piece we have here. Good job Anon.

[Anonymous No.28912120]

>>28911285
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.28912143]

>>28910845
based and simulacrapilled

[Anonymous No.28912443]

>>28900978
>the chans
you have to go back

[Anonymous No.28912624]

>>28900978
>I used reddit for years
go back

[Anonymous No.28912699]

Is it weird that I randomly entered this shithole a couple years ago and have literally never left? /fit/ & /biz/ have changed my life. There’s a camaraderie here that isn’t like anywhere else on this planet other than being someone’s blood brother. Just wanted to say I appreciate you fellas.

[Anonymous No.28912848]

>>28911097
Dude any redditor that has a GF is 100% being cucked. Like no joke.

[Anonymous No.28913079]

>>28911097
>us ledditor chads are far more successful AND socially desirable
then why are you here begging for our attention?

[Anonymous No.28913389]

Nice projection

[Anonymous No.28913524]

>>28909819
>indians at top

it's the doctors isn't it

[Anonymous No.28913554]

>>28912699
I feel the exact same way. See pic related. I appreciate you guys.

[Anonymous No.28913782]

>>28899931
Anon please pick up the phone.

[Anonymous No.28913810]

>>28903110
Top kek

[Anonymous No.28913826]

>>28913524
Likely. The smartest Indians try to gtfo out of India.

[Anonymous No.28913933]

>>28912848

That's what gets me off. I'm getting what I want out of it. Dunno why you'd think this is an insult, it's just sex fetish no different than having candle wax poured on your dick.

>>28913079

OP called and I answered.

[Anonymous No.28914071]

>>28903836
>If they behave like reddit, mock them mercilessly.
Because that worked so well with /pol/, right?

[Trumpiscaesar No.28914291]

Did the redditors finally get to you? Weak fag eat onions

[Anonymous No.28914475]

>>28899931
Based
I left /biz/ for the Chainlink tranny discord for a few months, the bull run has absolutely wrecked this place. People can’t even greentext or format correctly let alone contribute in a meaningful way. Sell signal

[Anonymous No.28914516]

>>28899931
Keep writing essays for me.

[Anonymous No.28914609]

>>28901385
Excuse me but how di I buy Doge Stocks?
To the moon!

[Anonymous No.28914667]

>>28899931
Why I ever! Oh my lord young man you are an angry angry young man and if I could i would hug you till you cried out all your pain and let your tears run over and down my shoulders and back..slowly finding their way thru the channels my flesh naturally creates to my ass crack, where they will slide down between my warm cheeks and collect. Then I will squirm in my seat just little, just a little shifting in my seat to allow your tears full access to my rose bud. Once collected there, I will without any signs of obvious display, use my sphincter muscles to literally suck up your tears into the warm loving embrace of my anus. I will hold your tears in my ass as I leave you. I will use your tears as a anal lubricant to allow my wife to peg me.I will use your pain for good. This I promise you.

[Anonymous No.28914713]

>>28900432
newfag

[Anonymous No.28914725]

>>28914667
Cucked and redditpilled
Have an upvote gentleman (sorry if I misgendered you)

[Anonymous No.28914727]

>>28914475
You weren’t here in 2017 if you think what we have now is a mess lmao.

[Anonymous No.28914953]

>>28911285
Nah fren you're ok

[Anonymous No.28915015]

>>28914071
The difference is that they don't really have any negative feedback on /pol/, I mean the impact on their lives, while they will actively lose money on /biz/ meaning less funkopops and less money for the wife's bf, thus a good amount will probably leave and join shit like rbuttcoin or whatever it's called

[Anonymous No.28915119]

>>28900432
Death to niggers, kikes, trannies and sluts. No heckin downboat button here fag. Cry harder

[Anonymous No.28915273]

>>28915015
>they will actively lose money on /biz/
As much as we'd all like to believe otherwise, being an obnoxious fucking ledditor doesnt automatically translate into making poor investments. If all the ledditfags came here, we'd just end up with 4channel.org/r/wsb/

[Anonymous No.28915450]

>>28915273
Yes, sadly, if you are "smart enough" (lol) to invest in cryptoshit you probably won't make terrible investments unless you are utterly retarded and using some app to trade. It's not like the market is a terrible enigma. I still hope they ruin themselves though

[Anonymous No.28915834]

>>28901619
still a fucking degenerate
>>28911285
try raisins, or fibrous fruits like apricots or pears
stop eating cheese and fried shit like a nigger

[Anonymous No.28915921]

>>28910111
I kekd

[Anonymous No.28916261]

>>28899931
This is true but let them go by the wayside

[Anonymous No.28916744]

>>28909674
hook, line, and sinker

[Anonymous No.28917239]

>>28899931
>you have to go back
This faggot expects us to read this

[Anonymous No.28917309]

>>28899931
SUBMIT

[Anonymous No.28917508]

>>28914291
>onions
Go back

[Anonymous No.28917682]

>>28899931
These retards from reddit love to repeat stuff they hear here even when it's clearly wrong.

[Anonymous No.28917784]

>>28899931
Interesting fact: Reddit was about to be called Faggits but they couldn't get the domain name. It's true, look it up

[Anonymous No.28918519]

>>28899931
Anyone who says anything other than "based" is a new fag no doubt. I cant fucking stand this board now.

[Anonymous No.28918773]

>>28909454
There are many of us here.

[Anonymous No.28919101]

>>28900802
>pol refugee
Same here fren, I can't stand what nuPol degraded into. Bunch of reddit boomers and Qtards

[Anonymous No.28919369]

>>28900978
I got banned from Qanoncasualties for calling someone a retard.
Its so bad that in that thread she wanted therapists to recognize Q as a mental illness instead of just talking to her brother.
Got banned for being toxic after telling her to talk to him and understand why and she's a retard who needs a 3rd party to solve her problems.

I hate reddit those niggers must hang

[Anonymous No.28919699]

>>28902740
8pol was legit, I miss it

[Anonymous No.28919852]

>>28902969
Thanks for outing yourself faggot

[Anonymous No.28920159]

Reading this whole thread just watching faggots get upset

[Anonymous No.28920227]

>>28909932
No they just put a carrot at the end of the stick and made them chase it (blm, trannies, lgbt, etc)

[Anonymous No.28920376]

>>28899931
based

[Anonymous No.28920539]

>>28911308
Bleaching brown is a sacrifice some of us have to make

[Anonymous No.28920600]

>>28918519
What would you think if this was written by a newfag?