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"Hey guys I am Bob the Everest Founder

There has been some fud going on lately about our seed investors respectfully taking profits so what ? This is a free market, yes they got the tokens 400 days ago and yes the token is only listed for 1 week and yes we should have made this clear in our tokenomics but come on guys have some sympathy our seed investor's wife had anus cancer so he had to take some profits.

Also I want to announce that we are hiring web designers for our website please contact bobthecumslut@everest.id if you are interested.

This project is still early and we will dominate the planet I called Bill Gates and he said "Yes Bob $ID is a very good token indeed." If you are not buying $ID then you are missing out on this life changing opportunity. Also I contacted with the seed investor that was respectfully taking profits he won't sell it all at once so no need to worry guys. "


ID cucks on suicide watch

>> No.28862107

>>28861683
Op sucks massive cocks and is bad with money

>> No.28862715

>>28861683
Keked hard. Goodspeed anon

>> No.28862869

>>28861683
Bob Reid?!?

I would stay away from this coin simply because of Bob’s conspiracy theories.
I used to know him in college way back when and Bobby boy used to always talk about hidden UFOs in the top of everest.

When I say talk I mean incessant jabbering all the time! I think I know why though because I walked into our dorm bathroom to find him snorting a 5 foot rail of adderall off of a 5’1.5” Mexican cleaning lady — Standing up!!!

he was yelling TO THE MOUNTAIN TOPS WE GO and NO ONE EVER CLIMBS MOUNT EVEREST ALONE all while foaming at the mouth from the copious amount of adderall sniffed off of the poor tied up house maid while he held his smartphone against her face yelling SCAN IT SCAN IT SCAN IT!


it was okay though because he explained it to me later that it’s part of his indonesian “gas” program where he gives away LNG to fund ass biometrics or something.


anyways he would always talk about using the money to climb mount everest and get to the aliens.

The guy is a whack job.

>> No.28862945

>>28862869
wait? little Bobby Reid who used to go door to door selling DIY KYC using polaroids and fingerprint dust while humming whirring computer noises?

>> No.28862953

hope your wife gets better soon bob. but I did warn her that my cock is so big it literally gives you ass cancer from the excessive stretching and tearing. and to your wife, get well soon Linda, give me a ring when you heal up x

>> No.28863012

It’s actually really funny to me how 4chan has latched onto Everest, because I was friends with Bob Reid back in college. We used to go out to Mexican restaurants together, where we’d watch all the people. This is when I think Bob first got the idea for tracking other people. He’d watch the Mexicans intently whilst slowly eating his burrito. Bob would say things like how all he wanted, was to receive a burrito just for showing his face. I would say “that’s funny, Bob”, and it was.

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28863123

Sorry FUDfag, we’re going to go so high that we need to bring oxygen with us

>> No.28863192

>>28862869
>>28862945
>>28863012
Are you a bot, hired, or absolutely mental?

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>>28862869

Amazing. Saved.

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>>28862869
>>28862945

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I was visiting Davos to see one of my friends who works at the IMF. We went to a strip club, and while I was there, I saw Bob, surrounded by women. He was throwing tons of money at them, but not just bills. It was stacks upon stacks of $10,000, sealed up with the white paper bands, like he had just come straight from a bank.

I went up to him and congratulated him on the success of Everest ID as of late (this was about a month ago), and he started laughing. He took a hefty swig from a bottle of Dom Perignon, and said, "Yeah? You think I care, bug eater?" Confused, I asked what he meant, and said that he had obviously put a lot of work into helping disadvantaged third worlders in Asia and he should be proud.

"I don't give two fucks about those gooks, kid."

He was about to say something else but one of the strippers tapped him on the shoulder. Bob pulled out from his pocket the biggest ziplock bag full of cocaine I've ever seen in my life. It looked like one of those gallon bags, almost bulging at the seams. The stripper ran off into a back room with it. He then pulled out a Zippo lighter.

"You wanna know what I think about ID?"

He picked up his bottle of champagne on the floor, pulled about 20 stacks of bills from a duffel bag, threw them on the floor, poured champagne all over them, flicked his Zippo, and dropped it onto the pile. Almost instantly the whole stack caught.

I stared at him, speechless.

"It's called a 'PUMP and DUMP,' kid."

He laughed as he watched the pile burn before losing interest and going into a back room with his entourage of strippers following carrying duffel bags full of what I assume was money and coke.

This is the man you are supporting by buying ID.

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>>28863012
kek I love this pasta

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>seed investor who has 2mil worth of tokens keeps dumping his bags
>the current price of the token is probably way too high for its intended use
>0.8 cents will be the new top in couple of hours?

>> No.28864571

>>28864482
it's over

>> No.28864655

>>28864482
They gave it a 3$ valuation already, plus there is a limited supply so they can't decide price in a free market

>> No.28864877

>>28864655
Luckily this is no free market. Get rekt

>> No.28864939

>>28863012
Based schizo poster.

>> No.28864969

>>28864877
Already hit $1.20 with no release, I got in at 0.22c so got a way to fall before I start sweating fella

>> No.28864997

>>28864482
He hasn’t sold in almost 20 hours. Stop using this fud