BAO FINANCE

[Anonymous No.28829026]

Gods gift to 2021 and many anons still think its a meme food token. Laughing out loud.

[Anonymous No.28829062]

>>28829026
We have the most humble farmers imaginable.

[Anonymous No.28829165]

>>28829026
>anonymous unknown dev
>just now writing code and hiring the team
>no product, completely speculative; total vaporware
>just a fork of Sushi
>dev tells people to not buy, that it's a total risk, and the price doesn't matter
>just one of dozens of synthetic yield farming food tokens
>meme tokenomics with four digit APY% inflation bullshit
>way overvalued as tons of people FOMO'd in on the pump
why would anyone still be holding this trash lol

[Anonymous No.28829272]

>>28829165
This is the 1 man FUDDER, here early this time in the thread.

[Anonymous No.28829279]

>>28829026
Why is the token needed though? What’s going to retain its value? Right now it’s dumped on any whim. Literally the most dumped coin with any market change.

[Anonymous No.28829335]

>>28829026
with /biz/ you win
i kneel

[Anonymous No.28829346]

>>28829165
but its got a cute token

[Anonymous No.28829351]

>>28829165
>hasnt read a singular doc
>cannot FUD BAOman, as you're half his IQ
>wont understand the next leg to 2 cents, and will continue to FUD
Ngmi anon

[Anonymous No.28829366]

>>28829279
Fake and gay, only 5% can be sold by farmers
And you don't even know what the coin does? Are you retarded? Why are you even here then? Go read the FAQ.

[Anonymous No.28829447]

>>28829279
It is very literally up 150x in 40 days. The token is needed for the creation of synths, and just released the 2 DEXs released on 2 layer 2s (with 6 more EVMs ready)

[Anonymous No.28829745]

>>28829366
>>28829447
Oh please. Sfi and octo are up even more, yet you don’t see 50% dumps every other day.

I have over 500 mill bao locked. I’ll believe when I actually see this mfer baoman execute a real product. Otherwise it’s just like ICO fluff. He hasn’t done shit in the DeFi space.

[Anonymous No.28829996]

>>28829745
OCTO is not up more, not even relatively close. Nor has even close to the expertise or updates shown. Now Cope.

[Anonymous No.28830099]

>>28829351
>2 cents
No way that'll happen

[Anonymous No.28830116]

>>28829165
Because that anyone probably read the docs.

Bao is a high IQ token. Dont feel bad if you dont understand it

[Anonymous No.28830166]

>>28829745
500mil locked bao and hasn't even read the FAQ
You are one dumb faggot larper

[Anonymous No.28830330]

>>28829026
not buying this meme shitcoin

[Anonymous No.28831031]

>>28830099
>t.

[Anonymous No.28831208]

>>28830166
>>28829366
Not a larp. I am a whale who takes large positions in these shitcoins, and I test the community by asking simple questions.

Don't tell me to read the FAQ. If you can't answer these simple questions like what truly brings the token value in a couple sentences, then it is destined to fail.

I have more BAO than you will ever have, and if I don't like the answers the community or Baoman has, I will simply dump on you mercilessly.

Defend your coin. Why is it going to succeed over others?

[Anonymous No.28831300]

>>28831208
What a larp

[Anonymous No.28831335]

>>28831208
Larp

[Anonymous No.28831393]

>>28831208
>dump on you mercilessly
Man I said this was a larp but now I need to say it again

[Anonymous No.28831399]

>>28829351
>>28830116
>h-he smart I t-think so i-it no scam!!!!

[Anonymous No.28831410]

Bao discord community is iq high and they don’t take shit

[Anonymous No.28831524]

>>28831208
Read the fucking docs or the blog posts you lazy motherfucker. Dump. I dont give a fuck. Dump all now and move to the next coin.

[Anonymous No.28831621]

Larp

[Anonymous No.28832181]

>>28829026
How long does it take for LP tokens to be minted? I added it in Uniswap earlier but have 0 tokens..

[Anonymous No.28832183]

The bao discord community is the only crypto community with high IQs No dummies God that feels so good

[Anonymous No.28832761]

>>28831621
>>28831393
>>28831335
>>28831300
Actually not a larp. Very wealthy people browse this board too.

Keep in mind I was farming bao from the very beginning. I have 5x my locked stack as a trading stack, ready to dump when I feel like it.

I destroy coins for fun. I am the person you trade against. I don't really care if you believe me or not - I will always out-trade you.

[Anonymous No.28832847]

>>28832761
Oh, one other thing. That dump from 0.00310 to 0.00118? That was mostly me, plus a few of my friends. We're watching this coin and will pull out if Baoman can't execute or the community shows weakness.

[Anonymous No.28833177]

>>28832847

Ah were you also the dude that bought 1300 Eth worth of BAO at the top?


Seriously dude, being a LARPing faggot is gonna help you make it any quicker.

[Anonymous No.28833350]

>>28832847
It doesnt matter if you pump or dump. BAO is an utilitary coin. As long as it can still be used to make synthetics across chains and with many underlying assets' it will be alright.

[Anonymous No.28833495]

>>28832761
>Sm9g1Wng
Larp

[Anonymous No.28833607]

>>28833350
>BAO is an utilitary coin
It's a not an.

[Anonymous No.28833775]

>>28832761
bitch nigger

[Anonymous No.28833782]

You are larping and I can prove it. Even if u did farm bao from the beginning ur stack will be locked and it will be released gradually over 3 years u would only have 5% available to dump even if u wanted to. I’m telling u right now u got the wrong community . If u dump or pump we just don’t care we really don’t

[Anonymous No.28834082]

>>28832761
Literally no one cares and if you actually had money (you don't) you'll lose it due to doing 0 research for yourself on where you place that money. Of course, you cant prove your statements in any worthwhile manner, because youre poor, low IQ, and are begging to be spoonfed. Not gonna happen, and ngmi

[Anonymous No.28835307]

>>28832847
Holy fug this level of larp is absolutely cringe

[Anonymous No.28835461]

>Oh, one other thing. That dump from 0.00310 to 0.00118? That was mostly me, plus a few of my friends. We're watching this coin and will pull out if Baoman can't execute or the community shows weakness.

[Anonymous No.28835601]

christ, i'm going to be holding this 0.0018 bag forever aren't i?

[Anonymous No.28835746]

>>28835601
You are literally a faggot, look how much progress it's made in 2 months, if your adhd is that bad sell it now and stay poor you bumbling fucking fool

[Anonymous No.28835870]

shit coin

no buy

buy go poor fast

beware

[Anonymous No.28836011]

>>28835746
thanks chairman chink, go fuck yourself

[Anonymous No.28836084]

cute

[Anonymous No.28836321]

>>28832761
look at this faggot

[Anonymous No.28836494]

>>28835601
>dude i bought at 180x why hasn't ut 10xd?

[Anonymous No.28836613]

Held Bao a long time ago @ $0.0005. Sold out. Sometime next month I’ll reinvest in, maybe start a farm. Y’all stay strong.

[Anonymous No.28836826]

>>28836494
are you upset at me because your coin is performing like shit? i'm confused?

[Anonymous No.28837029]

>>28836826
2 months, 180x

"performs like shit"

[Anonymous No.28837106]

>>28829026
It's not a meme food token. It is a true scam coin. I have no idea how anyone falls for it this late in the game.

[Anonymous No.28837129]

>>28836826
I know where you live and i'm going to bum you

[Anonymous No.28838819]

Bao is on xDai already.

[Anonymous No.28838995]

>>28837106
>t. Reddit midwit

[Anonymous No.28839091]

>>28838819
xDAI pool isn't running until March 1

[Anonymous No.28839220]

>>28839091
Farming BAO isn't ready until March. You can pool liquidity on xDai right now and earn fees. This is on honeyswap.

[Anonymous No.28839314]

Alright guys, sell me on bao. Tell me why you think this coin is a big deal.

[Anonymous No.28839427]

If you don't want to yeild farm BAO and wait years for payday you can stake it in a liquidity pool and earn right now.

[Anonymous No.28839522]

>>28833782
Hey dummy I also bought a large portion of the bao supply before it ran up to 0.00310, then used ftx to short it around 300. Who do you think helped run up the price? Small retail investor dollars? Biz money? Lol. Like I said, I have a trading stack and I have numerous locked bao. I win either way. But rest assured, if Baoman is late, I can crater the price for months.

[Anonymous No.28840275]

>>28839220
I think most of us are just going to let our BAO/ETH LP go until then and then swap.

[Anonymous No.28840500]

>>28839314
Read https://docs.bao.finance/ and dyor

[Anonymous No.28840595]

>>28839522
I believe gook hands typed this over curry ones

[Anonymous No.28840762]

>>28839314
Because it will provide an infrastructure to mix oracles and assets for a number if chains under a single Bao protocol. Bao will be the fuel.

It will allow trading with anything. It will enable a true data economy. An important step towards a postcapitalist world.

[Anonymous No.28840873]

>>28829026
So I'm not investing in baobuns! Fuck.

[42 No.28840932]

>>28829062

[42 No.28841024]

>>28831208
>Don't tell me to read the FAQ
read the FAQ

[Anonymous No.28841174]

>>28832761
Sell us your tokens please

[42 No.28841240]

>>28832761
>I have 5x my locked stack
>>28829745
>I have over 500 mill bao locked.

>i have 2.5 billion BAO
>just trust me bro
>i come to FUD my own $4 million dollar investment by bickering with anons for hours on end without spending 15 minutes to read the documents for myself

[42 No.28841367]

>>28832847
>That dump from 0.00310 to 0.00118? That was mostly me, plus a few of my friends.
shut up CZ, baoman isn't going to pay you $500,000 to list the coin on your shit exchange
shoo shoo

[42 No.28841445]

>>28836084
>cute

[42 No.28841509]

>>28840275
that's what I plan on doing
hopefully the IL won't be too bad by then

[Anonymous No.28841794]

>>28841509
If it keeps crabbing for the rest of the month it shouldn't be too bad. I've only "lost" 60 bucks to IL and have a little over 2m farmed so far with my poorfag stake.

[Anonymous No.28841930]

>>28831208
poo poo pee pee

[Anonymous No.28842018]

>>28831208
saying that synthetic assets are what caused the 2008 market crash so they have a far, far larger market cap than the asset they're being wrapped around
even a small portion of that within the crypto market is significant

[Anonymous No.28842581]

>>28841024
ay man why dis onion fartin

[Anonymous No.28843087]

>>28841794
I don't get IL. Why do you lose BAO and gain ETH?

[Anonymous No.28843185]

>>28841794
meanwhile

[Anonymous No.28843260]

>>28843087
uniswap uses a constant product maker formula as an AMM so when the price of one asset goes up relative to the other you will lose that asset due to arbitrage and gain it in the other asset (just google finematics IL if this doesn't make sense)