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>> No.28819682

>>28819608
it's amazing how many people broke the number 1 rule of investing

>> No.28819734

>>28819682

1. Don't invest unless you .. didn't hear it on Reddit?

>> No.28819735

>photoshopped the same face onto two different bodies
>added a beard for the guy

>> No.28819756

Couldn't we just larp like this and raise money too?

>> No.28819799

>>28819735
>go fuck your self taken literally

>> No.28819812

>>28819682
buy high, sell low?

>> No.28819825
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>>28819735

>> No.28819829

>>28819756

Need 2 make frens on /biz/ plz gib

>> No.28819855

>>28819682
What are you talking about?
Rule #1 all-in and then some, buy high sell low.

>> No.28819887

>>28819608
that physiognomy is incredible. look at his face. looks like he was conceived too close to a microwave. jesus christ

>> No.28820043

Oh look another White couple with no children and a fucking dog

>> No.28820048

the guy opened up a short which would have, at best, gotten him $8400, in exchange for assuming literally infinite risk. it's beyond retarded

>> No.28820273

>>28819735
You'll find that many many couples look similar

>> No.28820337

>>28820043
This. They get what they deserve.

>> No.28820612

>>28820273
Odd isn't it. Now how do i find chicks with similar faces to mine?

>> No.28820688

>>28820612
Trust me you don't want to find them

>> No.28820759

>>28820337
>>28819887
>>28820043
kek based

>> No.28820763
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Why does every 20something white normalfaggot look exactly like this? With those goofy smiles and personalities revolving around “exploring” and their dog? I want to vomit when I meet faggots like this, Jesus Christ

>> No.28820855
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28820855

>Why does every 20something white normalfaggot look exactly like this? With those goofy smiles and personalities revolving around “exploring” and their dog? I want to vomit when I meet faggots like this, Jesus Christ

>> No.28820857

>>28820763
they are NPCs

>> No.28820948

imagine having a dog before kids lol
a dog is totally useless just like cats
have children fucking faggots

>> No.28820982
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Why does every 20something white normalfaggot look exactly like this? With those goofy smiles and personalities revolving around “exploring” and their dog? I want to vomit when I meet faggots like this, Jesus Christ

>> No.28821058

>>28819682
You mean the rule to always buy kneepads?

>> No.28821073

>>28820855
>>28820982
/pol/cel is crying. Go fuck your dog after you have an “adventure” to niggertopia or whatever “vacation” you’re taking this year.

>> No.28821141
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>/pol/cel is crying. Go fuck your dog after you have an “adventure” to niggertopia or whatever “vacation” you’re taking this year.

>> No.28821149
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>>28819682
When crypto crashed in March I borrowed as much as I could with my house as collateral, maxed out every credit card I had and put half into BTC at $4k and half into ETH at $100.

I paid the credit cards off 2 months later when ETH had doubled to $200, and just paid interest on the other loans. Cashed out half when BTC hit $40k and ETH hit $1.5k, and paid off the loans.

>> No.28821161

>>28820855
>t. Dork who looks exactly like OPs picture

>> No.28821194

>>28820948
Jesus Christ you're a faggot and a literal retard. Dogs have a literal purpose, you're supposed to give them a job. It's not the dog's fault you're a retarded faggot that can't take 2 secs to Google search various dog breed functions.

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>>28819608
Yet somehow....people will gofund him

>> No.28821288

>>28820688
Why not? I used faceapp to see female version of me and i was kinda attracted kek

>> No.28821296

>>28819608
pussy ass cracker

>> No.28821390

>>28821288
yeah, never seen a hotter chick than me faceapped.

>> No.28821462

>>28819608
If these retards figured out the price wasn't going to keep going up they could've shorted GME and most of their money back if not all of it and some more

>> No.28821723

>>28821462
Only rich capitalist short

GME is about more than just money, GME is about sending a message

For all the recessions they caused. For all the jobs and homes people have lost. For all the people that can't pay for college because minimum wage has stagnated while wall street gets rich. For all the retail traders they left holding the bag. For all the times they got bailed out with our tax money while we got nothing.


GME isn't about greed. It's about taking back what's ours, what we've already paid for.

>> No.28821784

>>28819608
I recognize this phenotype...

>> No.28821853

>>28819756
>Implying we aren't
These were probably made by anons.

>> No.28821855
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28821855

>>28821723
too bad the retards trying to send a messaged also fucked themselves more into poverty lmao. Like this couple or that college kid who lost his tuition money in GME

>> No.28821940

>>28821723
>Here's your free money, sir.
Nice message lmao.

>> No.28821984
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/pol/cel is crying. Go fuck your dog after you have an “adventure” to niggertopia or whatever “vacation” you’re taking this year.

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>> No.28822165

>>28819735
>I will never get to fuck my female self
Sad, many such cases.

>> No.28822195

>>28820948
My wife and I got a dog before she got preg. We were trying from day 1 though. Finally got preg at 6 months, a son even, now I have a dog and baby son, breddy gud.

>> No.28822279

>>28822165
bros...

>> No.28822364

>>28819608
Corgi?
Fuck yea I’m donating

>> No.28822547

>>28819608
Makes me physically angry at this shit. Do I go make a fucking gofundme when I'm out 5g when my call options expire worthless? No, I make it back because I'm not a fucking piker and a pussy. Fucking onionss get the fuck out of the market, they became what they sought to destroy, greed.

>> No.28822632

>>28822165
Giving all my money to chinks to make a female clone of myself seems like a good idea right now.
Damn you anon

>> No.28822650

>>28820043
The fact they're taking "family" photos with it like it's a kid is what gets me. I have a cat and he's cool as shit but he's still a fucking cat, not my son.

>> No.28822663

>>28819608
Let's help our fallen diamond hands!

>> No.28822690

>>28822165
I made a female version of myself in Virt-a-mate but it was only as good as my sliderfu, so so-so.

>> No.28822747

>>28822195
Based and redpilled. Just be careful of the dog in case it gets jealous of the baby.

>> No.28822807

>>28821723
You’re so cringe

>> No.28822812

>>28822650
pupperinos and cats > filthy disgusting babies. Why yes, I'm already snipped

>> No.28822841

>>28819608
>Two ghouls and a dog
What a happy family

>> No.28822921

>>28822690
Unironically post a pic. This thread has some amazing potential.

>> No.28822925

>>28822650
>>28822812
>>28822841
you should be glad these retards arent reproducing. Thats what we call "natural selection"

>> No.28822971

>>28820043
If your Jewdar isn't going off you need to learn about Ashkenazis.

>> No.28822982
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>>28820948
This
Should have bought chickens
The Jew fears the indoor chicken farmer

>> No.28823019

>>28821149
and some retards fuck prostitutes bareback and don't get anything, doesn't make them any less of a retard

>> No.28823084

>>28822547
They're going to turn it into a bed and breakfast business and go further under.

>> No.28823186

>>28821149
Mad man

>> No.28823206

>>28822547
These people think they always “deserve” another chance, sometimes there is no second shot and your stupid mistake has fucked you for life.

>> No.28823272

>>28823206
God it makes me angry as a gambler. They should just kill themselves like that faggot on Robinhood who got assigned on those credit spreads and thought he lost a few hundred thousand.

>> No.28823370

>>28822982
How do you make the room not smell like chicken shit?

>> No.28823416

>>28823019
>and some retards fuck prostitutes bareback and don't get anything
No they got aids

>> No.28823446

>>28823206
They should have opened up an only fans account.

>> No.28823457
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>>28821149

>> No.28823499

>>28822982
East Euro? Nah the colors are off. Gotta be balkans.

>> No.28823546

>>28822137
>never won any wars
>can't even into stocks
Why do Failtalia even exist?

>> No.28823643

>>28819608
even the FUCKING DOG tired of this shit.

>> No.28823655
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>>28821149
Based.

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28823668

>>28820855
I want to pixar my face, but I'm terrified it will be ugly

>> No.28823675

>>28823019
Scathing indictment, you got me though.
Yes, I own Chainlink.

>> No.28823699

>>28823370
You don't

>> No.28823745

>bet it all on red
>but it was black
>learned my lesson real good
>plz help
>if I win next time I'll give you half

>> No.28823804

>>28823655
based nicoposter

>> No.28823823

>>28822195
Best of luck, anon. YGMI

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>>28819887

>> No.28824047

>>28822982
Gentlemen, please take a moment to ponder the aroma.

>> No.28824067

>>28821723
Thank fucking god this is pasta

>> No.28824169

>>28819608
>>28822137
This garbage seems so fake. Both the photos and the fake stories.

>> No.28824186
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>>28823370
>how do you make the room not smell like chickens?
Why would you even try?

>> No.28824259

>>28821149
You can't buy crypto with credit cards.

>> No.28824437

>>28824259
only in burgerkike shitholeville

>> No.28824451

>>28820855
Speak for yourself seriously, no one cares.

>> No.28824466

>>28824259
You absolutely can.

>> No.28824509
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>>28824259

>> No.28824608

>>28820612
Don't do it anon, it's creep as fuck

>> No.28824912
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28824912

>did put my 80k life savings on GME back when it was 17 a pop
>sold at 390 because the pump was too sudden
>bought GRT and ADA with the profits when they were 80% lower than current prices
>my fucking face during the entire market

>> No.28824915

>>28822982
Would those niggas even let you sleep? Better start a dairy farm in your room, cows are pretty quiet

>> No.28825044

>>28820948
dog to protect the property
and then dog to protect your baby

>> No.28825125

>>28821723
Its a shame gme retards didn't realize while they were fighting against a single literal who hedge fund that jp morgan and blackrock among others were balls deep in gme positions. Reddit thanks for helping the richer get richer lmfao

>> No.28825206

>>28825044
and then dog to fuck your gf after the breakup

>> No.28825251

>>28820048
Lol what did he short?

>> No.28825307

>>28825044
dog to bite your baby's head more like

>> No.28825341

>>28820855
holy fuck McLovin aged like shit

>> No.28825399

>>28821723
I hope this is bait. Otherwise you put your money down on something dumb. Far better ways to send a message. If all you can muster up is tossing money and feeling lile you did something, well you certainly aren't going to stop the hedgefunds as they have significantly more money than you and can bend the rules in their favor.

>> No.28825437

>>28822747
>Based and redpilled. Just be careful of the dog in case it gets jealous of the baby.
We got a golden specifically with that in mind. I doubt she will, she is a very non jealous dog.

>> No.28825552

>>28824912

Rita was so fucking based. And now we know the showrunners were just trying to warn us about China in an elaborate allegory. GOAT

>> No.28825603

>>28825125
yeah when GME was at ~60 and NPR was running stories about how it's "Kind of a David-and-Goliath story, financial populism, etc", all those other pieinthesky """revolutionary""" terms, I knew something was up. Heard that on the radio on the way home and it set me off, honestly what I did was ragedrinking myself blind.

>> No.28825703

>>28823370
you come to relish it

>> No.28825870

>>28821723
>GME is about more than just money, GME is about sending a message
Yeah and you could have sent that message by selling at the top and then doing it again until you have enough money to join their exclusive club and burning it down from the inside you fucking retard... but instead you decided to hold and stay poor because you're too fucking dense to understand that wars aren't won in a single fucking battle.

>> No.28825993

>>28819682
Don't invest what you can't afford to lose.

>> No.28826060

>>28820759
baste

>> No.28826151

I don't get it, like half of all people cant afford a house so why do they deserve a gofundme?

>> No.28826247

>>28826151
because they're white.

>> No.28826458

>>28825603
yes the self congratulatory david vs goliath narrative that got shilled every made me rage drink too. Such a transparently self serving narrative cooked up by whales to get retards to buy and hold at any price. Kind of a stroke of genius, but still rageworthy how easy the masses fell for it.

>> No.28826992

>>28826458
Imagine that The Revolution is here, and The Revolution is CAPITAL SPECULATION.

>> No.28827130
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THE SQUEEZE IS NOT SQUOZE

TRUST THE PLAN

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28827300

>>28819608
It's no longer about making it
It's no longer about fucking over the hedgies and elites
It's no longer about "sending a message"

It's now about BTFO Redditors who sunk their savings and college loans into it

>> No.28827391

>>28820043
What's hilarious too is all the women acknowledge their obvious matriarchal urges
>omg he's my son
>he's my mom's grand-dog LOL
the "men" just go along with it because it gives them more money to buy funko pops and onlyfans breadcrumbs and dopamine hits for their brain parasite called pornography addiction.

>> No.28827824

>>28820612
go back to india

>> No.28828128
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>>28827391
You WILL make it. You have freed yourself from their clutches. I am glad to have witnessed you finally doing it.

How does it feel?

>> No.28828194

>>28819608
So we're supposed to give you money because you're an irresponsible retard?
Fuck off faggot

>> No.28828246

>>28819608
imagine marrying faceswap

>> No.28828305

>>28819608
People need to be publicly shamed for shit like this.

>> No.28828311
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28828311

>>28827391
>Gender: F
>Age 35
>Dog: Yes
>Peanut Butter: Well stocked
>Kids: Someday

>> No.28828312

>>28819608
>pbebiters
fuck them

>> No.28828473

>>28824912
How much. 9m?

>> No.28828490

>>28821149
Okay, this is epic

>> No.28828658

>>28819608
why don't they all just take out loans to go fund each other

>> No.28828676

>>28819608
This is the perfect example of why there needs to be a purge; here is s family they invested in GameStop in ducking 2021....now they are asking for a handout...I ask you, would they be donating money to you if they made it? Certainly not.

>> No.28828727

>>28828490
okay, ur a faggot

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>>28828473
11mil currently. Rest is on my portfolio of GRT, NU, and XRP

>> No.28829047

>>28819735
LUL
>>28819825
fuck you that pic always makes die laughing im bleeding now

>> No.28829239

>>28819682
Dont eat out of the same dish after an animal.
Or did you mean: get a whiff in the morning the braps have some spice

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>the "men" just go along with it because it gives them more money to buy funko pops and onlyfans breadcrumbs and dopamine hits for their brain parasite called pornography addiction.

>> No.28830556

>>28829344
this is class warfare

>> No.28830715

>>28825044
and then dog to eat your baby after you didnt expect the baby to look like that

>> No.28832056

>>28828813
obvious larp. moving ~2 million USD from stock exchange to crypto while also pulling enough into your bank account for the taxes you would owe on it would be a long drawn out process. also after keeping enough to pay taxes you wouldn't be able to reach 11 million usd on a 5x

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oopsie

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>>28822982
>the jews fear the indoor chicken farmer

>> No.28832420

>>28821149
good luck explaining all of thag to the irs
>>28824259
you can. you're using the wrong exchanges

>> No.28832835

>>28826247
Get the rope nigger

>> No.28833096

>>28825125
where the fuck do you people find that kind of info??

>> No.28833638

>>28820948
>have kids
Fuck off faggot I'm going to make it and then die from a coke overdose in my Bentley

>> No.28833679

>>28833638
That's reddit as fuck.

>> No.28833831

>>28833679
Enjoy watching your children suffer through the future