/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.28810898]

I'll kill myself tonight and I have a 1million bag where should I put all my money into before putting a gun on my mouth

[Anonymous No.28810942]

my wallet of course =)

[Anonymous No.28810950]

>>28810898
my wallet

[Anonymous No.28810951]

>>28810898
yeah don't kill yourself

[Anonymous No.28810975]

>>28810898
LINK or XRP

you either die poor or live a rich schizo

[Anonymous No.28810982]

Right into my bank account, please. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.28810994]

>>2881089
i'll take it

[Anonymous No.28811015]

>>28810898
RLC but make sure you burn the tokens after and that you tell Giles

[Anonymous No.28811038]

>>28810950
also don't kill yourself tho

[Anonymous No.28811050]

Just buy Avax with all that money u have

[Anonymous No.28811055]

>>28810898
Charity, dingus. Save some animals or something.

[Anonymous No.28811061]

Trump's 2024 campaign

[Anonymous No.28811085]

>>28810898
Give it to your mom.

[Anonymous No.28811114]

why do all yellow fever incels want to kill themselves just go to the Philippines and get a wife

[Anonymous No.28811132]

Don’t anon, there’s so much more too life, especially with $1 million. But if you do, put it right here:
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[Anonymous No.28811137]

>>28811038
Nah, it’s his choice. Seems pointless though. A crappy existence vs nothingness is no contest in my book, crappy every time.

[Anonymous No.28811143]

You family, friend, or someone that was good to you

[Anonymous No.28811144]

Buy 100000 loot crates for inner city children

[Anonymous No.28811199]

>>28810898
send it to me :)

[Anonymous No.28811213]

>>28811144
Fuck you got me laughing

[Anonymous No.28811215]

find a way to split it between everyone in this thread

[Anonymous No.28811255]

>>28810898
buy 1million in PNXS

[Anonymous No.28811273]

Don’t do it anon, god gave you his hardest test because you’re his best

[Anonymous No.28811302]

>>28811085
this

[Anonymous No.28811352]

>>28811302

I don't have parents

[Anonymous No.28811387]

>>28810898
if i ever make it, i'm paying this lady to strangle me with her legs

[Anonymous No.28811448]

put it into some old scam coin like bitconnect or confido just for the keks

[Anonymous No.28811453]

Don't, but if you feel like ditching your ETH put it right here anyway ;)
0x3d537ef23e63c19ff1712f308e7f775644a411a3

[Anonymous No.28811582]

>>28810898
Bro just buy USDT and send it to me here:

0xF2DEb10895CEA0d49ebD4bc951FA98f21118C11E
<also
Don't kill yourself bro, you'll go to hell and the devil is going to sodomize you realistically speaking.

[Anonymous No.28811583]

check here op
>>28809935
biztoken.org

[Anonymous No.28811738]

>>28810898
3Pw9tWU2nevQaQJ3kr7oCdoWq9Kd1HfwEV

[Anonymous No.28811775]

>>28810898
0x53Db201Bd47daab13b4Ce0BF567F1C13286577Cb

[Anonymous No.28811838]

Put into one of the coins shilled here and make fudders pissed. Would be a pretty lasting legacy to make Rubic or Asko pump to fuck.

But eh, why not just invest half of that and stay alive? You'd probably make people just as happy/pissed by doing so with even 500k. You'd probably also be known for ages on the board.

[Anonymous No.28811868]

>>28810898
AGRS
https://info.uniswap.org/pair/0xd89f1ef41a40db980883c4518387e682cdf83c7d

[Anonymous No.28811877]

>>28810898
Donate it to as many local shelters and local small charities as you can. Don't give any to the big, big "charities."

[Anonymous No.28811909]

Anon, just don't do that shit

[Anonymous No.28811967]

>>28810898
Will suck your peen for btc
bc1qpxmdf8zquqxh7hxy4428zt3cpd7xvmucwk5ctv

[Anonymous No.28811969]

0x9f8747f21C4344f35b447a1cb6aF973dC9FEBFf1

and you should definitely not shoot yourself. Take camping equipment and the gun, see how long you can last in the wilderness. Build your own lean to then a cabin. Smoke any meat you want to preserve. Adapt and try survive, it will rewire your brain and youll feel fine for the first time ever.

Then reappear in a year for the next bullrun

Rinse and repeat

[Anonymous No.28812005]

Please help

[Anonymous No.28812018]

>>28810898
bro just fucking buy a shit box car and a dog and go drive around the country playing country music and banging whores dont kill yourself

[Anonymous No.28812031]

AVAX ofc

[Anonymous No.28812033]

No matter what you do, don't put money into ASKO. You will kill yourself even in the afterlife.

[Anonymous No.28812074]

>>28810898
To be honest, you should send it all to my wallet. But you shouldn’t kys. If you send to my wallet and decide not to kys, then I would give the money back.

[Anonymous No.28812218]

>>28810898
Why would you want to kill yourself? You'll just have to start over again and again. I donno why you think you'd get free nirvana.

[Anonymous No.28812228]

>>28812074
bc1qzphrenagc4pu40pxwm20k3jkpavnqwgrunchfa

[Anonymous No.28812255]

Don't do it anon! But if you really must, then send it to me. I have 3 beautiful white master-race daughters - blond hair, blue eyes, 100% northwestern European. I need to be able to pay their colleges to brainwash them into wanting BBC.
0x9b312Be1de46EeDeF2076eA476B0592f1cCea0a6

[Anonymous No.28812293]

I hope all you beggers are banned.
OP don't kill yourself. Take your 1 million bag and move to Thailand for a year.
Once you get all the craziness out of your system go explore the country. You'll find reason to live.

[Anonymous No.28812325]

>>28810898
Don't do it, you'll just end up regretting your buys in hell.

[Anonymous No.28812368]

>>28810898
0x3c8c3065ac4827f0c1C23CDba08c055d416468Cb

Here

[Anonymous No.28812410]

Buy RBC, millions of it. Doubles and ID compel you.

[Anonymous No.28812478]

>>28810898
Create a /biz/ tournament, winner takes all.
It can be anything, vidya, sports, a full on fighting event even.

You can wear a grand costume and boast your keys to your wallet
A /biz/ tournament arc
That being said host the tournament, but dont kys bro, get help, we dont need anons puffing theirselves

[Anonymous No.28812498]

>>28812410
no dubs
pick doge.