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I wipe my ass with towels, wash and reuse them. Saves so much money on toilet paper.

Old biz frugality thread

>> No.28799820

>>28799526
I wipe with my hand and dont wash my hands so i can evade the water jew. Also i only allow 1 flush per 2 days, you have a lot to learn kid.

>> No.28799823
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28799823

The human digestive system is not 100% efficient. No system is. I have had a method of filtering and re-prepping my stools for consumption. I estimate that I can survive, meal wise, off USD$0.75 per day purely by sifting, straining, rinsing, and dry baking the contents of each and every stool, then mixing with filler material such as seasoned corn meal.
Pic is my entire stool, combined with an extraction tincture, prior to first mesh pass. You will want to keep a low fat diet, as fatty stool is impossible to clean, fat becomes rancid, and your first meal of dry roasted fatty stool will probably make you want to kill yourself. I have been immunised against all types of hepatitis so I do not advise you to try this until I provide more information.

>> No.28799920

>>28799823
>The human digestive system is not 100% efficient. No system is. I have had a method of filtering and re-prepping my stools for consumption. I estimate that I can survive, meal wise, off USD$0.75 per day purely by sifting, straining, rinsing, and dry baking the contents of each and every stool, then mixing with filler material such as seasoned corn meal.
>Pic is my entire stool, combined with an extraction tincture, prior to first mesh pass. You will want to keep a low fat diet, as fatty stool is impossible to clean, fat becomes rancid, and your first meal of dry roasted fatty stool will probably make you want to kill yourself. I have been immunised against all types of hepatitis so I do not advise you to try this until I provide more information.
DUH
thats literally the gutter oil they use to make Chinese food with.

>> No.28799957

>wasting piss and shit
i shit and piss on all my plants for free fertilizer while also not giving into the water jew

>> No.28799979
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28799979

>>28799823
Alright, pack it in guys. Thread's over.

>> No.28800050

>>28799526
Wouldn’t it be easier just to wash your ass out in the shower?

>> No.28800076

>>28799823
this is larp right? right?

>> No.28800095

>>28799823
kek i haven't seen this one before

>> No.28800105

>>28799823
god damn it

>> No.28800154

>>28799526
>I wipe my ass with towels, wash and reuse them. Saves so much money on toilet paper.

Why not just get a bidet? You will save in the long run.

>> No.28800177

>>28800050
>paying the water jew
ngmi

>> No.28800207

>>28799823
>reverse image search
>no results

>> No.28800231

>>28799526
Just buy a fucking bidet you fucking retard.

>> No.28800250

>>28799526
I only use the razors that are 12 for 88c

>> No.28800265
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>>28799823

>> No.28800449

>>28799526
I unironically lure mice into traps for consumption by me and my kitties. My family thinks I’m a weirdo for this but they taste fine and they’re extremely abundant. I tried doing this with birds but it proved to be too difficult

>> No.28800603
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28800603

>>28799823
Put me in the screencap

>> No.28800952
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28800952

>>28799823

GOD SAVE US

>> No.28801106
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28801106

>>28799823

based and efficiencypilled? idk about this one anons

>> No.28801162
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28801162

>>28799526
I only poop at home and I take a shower after pooping. Bidets are nice but I want my butthole to smell like an Irish Spring.

>> No.28801192

>>28800177
how are you cleaning the towels without water?

>> No.28801228

>>28799823
where does the money that you save via this method go? which crypto?

>> No.28801326
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28801326

>>28799823
Dios mio...

>> No.28801360
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28801360

>>28799823
This... this is a larp right.

>> No.28801451

>>28801228
indexes are the way to go for guys like this so take a look at ndx

>> No.28801524

>>28799823
This is what Americans call freedom

>> No.28801736

>>28800449
Based, it's just like indoor ant farming but a few steps up the food chain. Have you thought about using mice to lure cats and do the same with cats all the way up to lions, eagles and giant snakes?

>> No.28801822
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28801822

>>28799823
>reverse image search
>nothing

>> No.28801904

>>28799526
>Old biz frugality thread
Not until bearmarket. There's no need for this now.

>> No.28802201

>>28799823
posting in legendary thread

>> No.28802460
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>>28799526
i don't use toilet paper, i wash my ass, water bill on landlord

>> No.28802526

>>28799823
Why

>> No.28802611

>>28799526
I take all my left overs, put them in a giant pot, heat them up, then eat them for another week.
I splash water on my asshole to save money on toilet paper.
I don't buy qtips, I use a small metal spoon.
I only buy clothes from good will.
I piss minimum 10x in a toilet before I flush.
I don't use shampoo and conditioner more than once a week.
I eat ramen for half my meals, mix in cheap veggies from a can. Each meal is less than $1.50

>> No.28802789

>>28799526
Just use water then wash your hands. You'll save on the washer.

>> No.28802877

>>28799920
um, keep coping

>> No.28802906

>>28800207
>>reverse image search
>>no results
No fucking way, it's real, isn't it?

>> No.28802932
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28802932

>>28799823
KEK
reminds me of this post

>> No.28803031
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28803031

>>28799823
Truly patrician.

>> No.28803077

>>28799526
I use a warm wet washcloth
not to be cheap
it gets me blowjob ready clean
>no itchy asshole

>> No.28803080
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28803080

>>28802932
the basement in question
you think he made it anons?
I like to think he did

>> No.28803100

>>28802789
Using your hands might seem like a good idea on paper, but it actually requires significantly more effort to clean your hands afterward, resulting in a greater amount of soap and water (not to mention time) used.

>> No.28803124

>>28799823
based?

>> No.28803146

>>28803080
I prefer the guy with the fucked up hands that lived with a family in their basement.

>> No.28803185

>>28799823
Sergey is that you?

>> No.28803206
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>>28799823

>> No.28803217

>>28803100
>he doesn't just poop in public
lol

>> No.28803218
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28803218

>>28803146

>> No.28803297

>>28803218
YES. Where is he?!?!?!?

>> No.28803331
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28803331

>>28799526
Let me introduce you to the next step in American ass washing evolution

>> No.28803372

>>28803080
He did. But he was tricked into a dark ally in Thailand where a band of roving lady boys shanked him

>> No.28803467

>>28800231
You just blew his mind. He's online pricing one out right now

>> No.28803494

>>28799823
This fucking website, man

>> No.28803555

>>28802932
based

>> No.28803592

>>28799823
>I do not advise you to try this until I provide more information
Come on, we need to know more.

>> No.28803749

>>28799823
thanks for the laugh

>> No.28803759

>>28799823
uh hello I'm uhhh

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28803816

>>28799823
don't like this post

>> No.28803948
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>>28799823

>> No.28803997

>>28803218
Theater student tricks the evil hacker known as 4chan with prop

>> No.28804046

>>28799526
Bumbaclot bro, buy a bidet. One time fee, no subscription. Cleans your ass and you can bring it with you to your next toilet if you move.

>> No.28804130

>>28799823
kek

>> No.28804223
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28804223

>>28799823
dear god

>> No.28804271

>>28799920
No thanks. I'll eat the bugs.

>> No.28804527

>>28803100
Good idea on paper. Kek.

>> No.28804533

>>28799823
fucking kek

>> No.28804580

why even use a towel when you can finger your ass in the shower to clean?

>> No.28804628
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28804628

>>28799823
If this is what making it is, I don't want it.

>> No.28804733

>>28799823
That's weed butter not shit

>> No.28804792

>>28799823
Someone please pick up varg, he's crossing over

>> No.28804796

>>28799823
Based

>> No.28804803

>>28802877
Google gutter oil, he's exactly right

>> No.28804855

>>28799823
This is what Jesus died for

>> No.28804898

Toothpaste tubes never run out if you squeeze them enough

>> No.28804909

if your diet isn't completely fucked up, then a bidet will suffice 95% of the time when you shit, and for the 5% of the time it doesn't, you need at most 2 squares of TP

>> No.28804923

>>28799823
Based

>> No.28804925

>>28799526
I steal toilet paper from the toilet stands at work, one roll lasts me 2 weeks

>> No.28804987
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28804987

>>28799823
Why would you post this? I am emotionally ruined.

>> No.28805087

>>28799823
GMI

>> No.28805846

>>28799823
holy based

>> No.28806571

>>28799823
put me in the screencap

>> No.28806596

>>28804925
>stealing toilet paper in public places

For some reason so many people do this they usually have lockers on most bathrooms, but how much do you really save with this?
I don't understand

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>>28799823
Open your mouth retard

>> No.28806876
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>>28799823

>> No.28806992

>>28800207
What are you talking about I see a ton of results

>> No.28806993

>>28801192
Hes not

>> No.28807089

>>28803080
He didn't. The giant snake in the corner got him.

>> No.28807120

>>28799823
Anon has officially out-jewed the jew

>> No.28807213

>>28799823
Uhhhh

>> No.28807294

>>28803080
i love this story
i honestly have been really embracing my inner schizo

>> No.28807582

Every time I buy weed, I save the bag. I generally wash them too for reuse. Keeps it out of the landfill for a little longer at least.

>> No.28807952

>>28799823
kek based uberjew

>> No.28808010

>>28799823
Have you thought about working for a space program?

>> No.28808088

>>28800076
>thinks it just larp
ngmi

>> No.28808303

>>28799823
>You vill eat ze stool.

>> No.28808395

>>28799823
>business and finance

>> No.28808511

>>28799823
put me in the screencap

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>>28799823

>> No.28809517
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28809517

why eat poop when you can go outside and get free dirt and grass for meals? Tree bark is also a very healthy snack

i'll never understand degenerates

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>>28799823
sweet jesus

>> No.28809897
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28809897

>>28799823
you vill eat ze shit after ze boogs

>> No.28810051

>>28799526
Obviously based

>> No.28810359

>>28799823
Official winner of /biz/

>> No.28810368

>>28799823
Fact: scat fetishists are the most powerful race in the world

>> No.28810377
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>>28799823
Yep seems about right...

>> No.28810424

>>28803217
Then what’s the point? Just use public paper, kike. Better yet, steal public paper to use at home.

>> No.28810436

>>28799526
Why not just get a cheap bidet? Dry with a towel.

>> No.28810474

>>28803218
The /tv/ ogre, a classic. But the history is much longer than that.

>> No.28810474,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>28799823
whattheactualfuck.png