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This board has become infested with smooth brain leddit tier shitheads, and I'm fucking sick of it.

You have ten seconds to prove you aren't a /biz/ newfag, or get the FUCK off my board.

Also fuck jannies and yes, fuck niggers, too.

>> No.28758794

*Sibos Toilet Flushing sounds*

>> No.28758807

I don't have to prove shit to you, nigger.

>> No.28758821

>>28758648
assblaster

>> No.28758838

I remember when the digimarines were here before the link marines

>> No.28758855

>>28758648
OP is smooth brain pleb in disguise

>> No.28758856

>>28758648
I mined TRTL

>> No.28758871

>>28758648
Yes, I am newfag
Yes, I am from Reddit
Yes, I am from India
Yes, I will buy your shitcoin low and sell it for (you) sir at high
Have a good day, kind sir.

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>>28758648

>> No.28758941

Why do I need something call “REQ tokens” to make a payment? That’s WEIRD. WEIRD and CREEPY.

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>>28758794
Right this way sir, glad to have you here with us.

>>28758821
He was before his time. Please, come in, anon.

>>28758855
Going to have to ask you to leave, sir. Very sorry.

>> No.28758986

>>28758648
I am a newfag
Used to post on /b/ in like 2006
Then went to /pol/ in 2016 for Trump
Now I'm here and I won't leave until I lose all my money

>> No.28759023

liqui chat

>> No.28759041
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>>28758648
I bought POWR at $0.12 AUD and sold at $2.50 AUD

>> No.28759050

>>28758821
Lmao was gonna say this, but desu I started posting here when he disapeared, and I didnt buy link at 2$.....

>> No.28759068

you should be happy you have more eyes to shill your indian sheckle coins to retard

>> No.28759128

>>28758648
You have no excuse for still being here if you're an oldfag. You should have made it well by now.

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I still hold FUN

>> No.28759195

>>28759137
Poor fella.

>> No.28759205

still sprouting

>> No.28759215

>>28758648
came here late summer 2020 to /pmg/ trying to figure out how to sell some coins i bought a few years ago. still dont understand crypto but learning more every day

>> No.28759260

>>28759215
You’re gonna make it anon

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I remember antshares(NEO) back when it was <$2

>> No.28759338

>>28758648
Prove you arent one op.

>> No.28759343

Bark for Ark
Bark for Ark
Bark for Ark

>> No.28759371

>>28759316
I wonder, do people still hold it?
Is parsiq the next antshares?

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Unironically, LINK

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>>28758648

>> No.28759787

>>28758648
I own kidscoin

>> No.28759806

i sold link at 2$

>> No.28759912

>>28758648
gtfo newfag I was here before this board was just about crypto and there were actually threads about stocks and business schemes

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>>28759806
R-right this way sir, please, take the finest seat we have in the house.

>>28759137
My condolences, this way, sir.

>>28758871
OUT, OUT OF MY MASTER'S HOUSE! OUUUUT! FAGGOT NINNY.

>>28758986
Very well, sir.

>>28759068
/biz/ is a board of peace and intellectual discussion sir. I do not understand.

>> No.28760115

sip sip

>> No.28760174

>>28758648
i read the whitepaper

>> No.28760209

i was fucked over by people telling me mnkd was gonna moon once their shitty drug went to market

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>>28758821
raiblocks double spend

>> No.28760851

>>28758648
Just a Jason Parser

>> No.28760925

Bazingacoin is decentralizing jokes, and is primed to take 2018 by storm. Submit jokes to the chain and get tokens - by now before it's too late! Only available on cryptopia

>> No.28760937

>>28758648
i bought bitcoin at 600 and eth at 80

>> No.28760968

>>28758950
>caring for the sissy faggot that was assblaster
apparently you shouldn't be the one judging

>> No.28760971

newfag to /biz/ but i've been off and on 4chan for years. not from reddit. can i stay?

>> No.28760978

Be careful of the turtlecoin keylogger

>> No.28760989

>>28758648
Nulink

>> No.28761008

niggers tongue my anus

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I saw NakedCall Bro lose more than half a million $ on Gamestop before all this madness

>> No.28761073

I got Mt Gox'd

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>>28758648
I bought fucking bitbean

>> No.28761102

>>28758648
I sold BTC in 2016
Also, been in 4chan since 2006
2016 and 2020 meme war veteran here, on Trump side

>> No.28761173

I bought ETH at $11 in Jan 2017 through my own research (never went on biz nor did I know anyone into crypto). Shortly after I started going on biz to watch it climb. I still consider myself new, but the faggots who've been coming here in the last month are clearly the new new.

>> No.28761312

whatever happened to action coin?
>Was shilled here in 2017.
>Free token giveaway pre-launch.
>Signed up
>Forgot
>Remember it last year
>Find email with account login
>Website dead
Did I missed my chance to make it?

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>never forget

>> No.28761499

Req and paypal having a "partnership"

>> No.28761520

“But that’s my onitis. Where we are going she is a one. “

>> No.28761597

Because the Link cubes have to do something. I just received mine in the mail, and holy shit. I didn't realize they actually sent little plastic link cubes once you buy it. I now have 30000 of these little fuckers, boxes wall to wall, filled with these little plastic shits. After doing some research you apparently have to take the cubes to a little office to "stake" them (one will be opening in my city come "mainnet") Basically you just leave them the boxes full of cubes and they'll mail you your "returns" of more cubes over time. I asked Rory WTF was up, and he said that the team was going along with Sergey's delusion so he doesn't snap. He also told me that 22 of the 32 million was spent on these little cubes. The team was obviously getting paid out the ass, so they went along with it and make fake github commits to keep the delusion going. Now all I have are these fucking cubes, and I can't even take them to the dump because they would charge a fortune.
Tl;dr don't buy Link

>> No.28761691

I sold REQ at 1 usd each

>> No.28761730

>>28761597
thanks bro just sold

>> No.28762276

Trumpcoin

>> No.28762342

IM GAY ALRIGHT

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>> No.28762593

>>28758648
>You have ten seconds to prove you aren't a /biz/ newfag
Ive been here since Sherlocklink, riddeanon, squirrel bro (i would really like to know whats up with him) oh and a Kate Bush anon was based too. Oh and a damu and his tripfag marines which names i forgot

>> No.28763237

>>28759050
I didn't buy Link at $1.3 Anon.

>> No.28763263

>>28758648
Johnny rims horses

>> No.28763302

>>28758648
>literally who?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR FAT GURU BOOMER
This is a Doge/Gme board now

>> No.28763403

I believe in an infinite creator, and there is no such thing as coincidence in my frame of reference.

1k is fud

>> No.28763414

>>28760925
Underrated post

>> No.28763493

assblaster provided the suicide stack for link

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I was trading in 2020 and sold uni drop for 300 LINK.

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>> No.28763715

erc-20 tokens are all worthless.

>> No.28763961

Walton gang Walton gang Walton gang
My walty stays salty forever man

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oldfag here
AMA

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LINK literally has one developer who was a film student in Guangzhou City who wrote a thesis on the post-war Polish cinema of the 1980's. He was obsessed with the film A Short Film About Love (1988) and watched it dozens of times, feeling a kindred connection with the shy, obsessive, and out-of-sorts protagonist. Much of his life at the time reflected the protagonist's own experience as he fell in love with a woman living in the apartment building across from his own.

The developer would spy upon her through a pair of binoculars every evening as she would carouse with her partner. He found a way to open the lock on her door using a kitchen fork and would frequently enter her apartment to learn some aspects of her life, as in the Cantonese film Chungking Express. He found on her partner's computer that he was heavily invested in cryptocurrencies and through extension of this became interested himself. His evenings were consumed with learning how to code the coins, taking breaks only to gaze upon the beautiful woman from across the way.

Eventually he gained enough knowledge to begin his own cryptocurrency ChainLINK which became wildly popular. In this time the woman got married to her partner and the developer attempted suicide (as in the Polish film). After leaving the hospital he came upon the news that her partner had disappeared mysteriously. Apparently he had borrowed money which he couldn't pay back and now he was gone without a trace. The developer felt a new vigor for life and coding. He rebranded LINK and gave it the moniker 'the Oracle solution.' To this day he is developing the coin in the hopes of attracted the woman he's been spying on for years.

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>Nail Salon
>2 man team
>philosophy degree
>sibos toilet
>link marine ranks
>oatmeal bro
>damu
>custom chainlink cubes
>rebrand from old link logo to new one
> whaleanon breaking us past $1
>screaming fat retarded kid needs you to buy chainlink
>sharpie in pooper
>assblaster
>2018 & early 19 bear market link crumb breads
>drunkanon
>J wolpert
>LINK REQ Nano makeitfolio 2018
>ERC677 token
>shadowfork
>jason parser
>bogs
>....good memories

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This fucking proves it.

>> No.28764551

>>28764377
checked

>> No.28764588

>>28758648
Jason Parser chungus

>> No.28764661

BBBBRRRRRAAAAPPPPPPPP

>> No.28764723

Link Pepe archive guy I need your help can you pull up the shoop de woop link go up picture I made about 17 months ago or the green cash sign eye paintbrush frog one from about 31months ago I'm on my phone 1100km from my pc

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>wearing pants

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>>28758648
Welp, looks like Jason Parsor is up to no good, shadow forking chainlink on the dark web

>> No.28765047

Oh god he said the no no word I'm gonna log off forever and never return oh god op why would you do that you are so unapologetic. Fuck you and fuck your shitcoin

>> No.28765111

>>28758648
I lost lots on DGB

I sold my XVG a week before antivirus twitter post guy jacked the price.

>> No.28765192

staking will not be released this year

>> No.28765286

>>28758648
antshares

>> No.28765427

Ive been on 4chan for almost a decade and I remember coming to this board and not knowing what the fuck crypto was so left and never returned until about 6 months ago. god how I wish I stayed.

>> No.28765453

>>28765286
fucking BASED

>> No.28765601

>>28758648
Sergeys mom checked into a hotel on the same proxy as Satoshi nakamoto

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Money and Asian bitches

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>>28765601
so what you're saying is Satoshi is a man that Sergey's mom is secretly having an affair with and Sergey is an illegitimate child who's real father is Satoshi, not his reported "father".

So what you're saying is Chainlink is Sergey's way of trying to live up to his father's reputation, even surpass it.

Don't ask how I know.

>> No.28765883

>>28758648
Thats a man

>> No.28765922

>>28765883
He will never be a woman

>> No.28765945

>>28758648
brain gang

>> No.28766027

>>28765945
why did this trigger an almost PTSD level of vague stress from me. Flashes of blue..

>> No.28766287

>>28758648
I was here during the 2017 bitcoin pump, watching the entire board getting pink by the day.