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There are ''men'' on this board RIGHT NOW who never touched a female

>> No.28743500

>>28743323
>caring about something that's not gains
ngmi

>> No.28743588
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28743588

>>28743323

>> No.28743597

>female(male)

>> No.28743634

>>28743323
your mother doesnt count?

>> No.28743641

Im gay you fucking bigot

>> No.28743665
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>>28743323
take that back

>> No.28743690

I'm a girl and I have touched other girls

>> No.28743689

>>28743323
yes women are nice, my real regret is that I never fucked a cute trap while jacking her off

>> No.28743709

>>28743323
>Business & Finance

>> No.28743715

>>28743323
I wish I was one of them and that I could disregard my desire for females. Alas I crave the wenches touch but hardly get it.

>> No.28743749

>>28743690
Post feet

>> No.28743757

LOL

>> No.28743774

>>28743323
do traps count?

>> No.28743790
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28743790

The last time I had intimate contact with a female was three years ago.

>> No.28743792

>>28743323
I think the incel shit is just a meme, no one here is *actually* a virgin.

>> No.28743806

No but I touch my HOGEs often

>> No.28743887

>>28743774
Traps are better than females. Counts 2x double.

>> No.28743889

>>28743323
40% of women in the us are obese
70% are at least overweight

even if i could get a woman right now is it fair to say that I wouldn't want to?

>> No.28743940

>>28743689
>while jacking her off
nigga u gay

>> No.28743942

>>28743792
I am a 33 year old virgin, going on 34 this year.

I haven't even spoken to a female outside of my family since high-school

>> No.28743952

>>28743323
I'm 26 and I have never even hugged a girl who wasn't related to me.

>> No.28743988

>>28743323
I touched a vagin :DDD

>> No.28744113

>>28743942
based as fuck
unless you want a to procreate, women are unnecessary, gains vampires and a time hassle
you are much better just jacking off and watching anime

>> No.28744131

>>28743942

You serious? I lost my virginity at 15.

>> No.28744155

>>28743323
I hug my mom every day

>> No.28744300

>>28743942
Same but slightly younger.

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>>28743323
Not me, I ate out a girl in 2008.

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>>28743323

>> No.28744423

>>28743889
Low test

>> No.28744478

>>28743323
Yes some of us are just autistic

>> No.28744728

>>28744478
Im not im just ugly

>> No.28744773

Couldn’t be me I’m a girl <3

>> No.28744841

>>28744728
Imagine being both

>> No.28744895

>>28743690
Bob

>> No.28744937

>>28743323
I'm gay (yes homo).

>> No.28744967

>>28743942
based

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>>28743790
same

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>>28743323
yeah? so? what are you gonna do about it, kill me? gonna kill me?

>> No.28745116

>>28743942
You lack per$onality thats why.

>> No.28745193

There are ''men'' on this board RIGHT NOW who don't even have 8+ figures NW

>> No.28745253

>>28744841
Must be brutal at least i can ascend with plastic surgery

>> No.28745269
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28745269

This year i'll become a wizard.

>> No.28745448

>>28743323
You know, they're here to discuss crypto, the system that will either enslave us all or turn banking on it's head and free the world from Central bank usary. It's a noble pursuit, and people without interests other than pussy are a sad pathetic bore. I'd trade most of the shitty lays I've had to get those days back to pursue crypto, and other endeavors.

>> No.28745589

>>28743500
Serotonin gains bruh

>> No.28745646

Any anons here with a GF? Come and let me fuck her for a some LINK. My dream is to fuck an anons GF, take some pics and blogpost about it on /biz/. Preferably I would get a pic with anon sitting naked in the corner of my room while I plow his girlfriend.

Then afterwards we can go get some drinks or hang out.

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>>28745448
well said anon.

>> No.28745688
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28745688

women are obsolete

>> No.28745762

>>28743323
Anyone in here feeling bad or worrying about being a virgin could always go to a strip club or hop on backpages.

>> No.28745766

I have crypto theres no need for females.

>> No.28745799

Does anyone have the picture of the mexican bogdanof f that people ran through that 3d face transformer. ?

>> No.28745848

>>28743323
Technically all men have touched a female since they were birthed

>> No.28745862

>>28743689
oh nigga you gay ahahaha

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>>28743323

>> No.28745906

>>28743323
reporting in

>> No.28745912

>>28743323
there are "10 pepes" on this board RIGHT NOW who never change expression

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>>28743323
Also casinos usual have hookers wandering around just have to know what they look like and bop around at the right time. They have no self respect and don't really give a shit as long as you seem normal.

>> No.28746123

>>28743887
>>28743689
>>28745688
Based. The greeks and romans were really into something.

>> No.28746161
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>>28743323
every time i speak to females irl i just cringe to death. i don't know what to do about it, 31

>> No.28746163

>>28743774
Nope your a degenerate thats going to hell

>> No.28746208
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>>28743323
i havnt in over 6 years, after i broke up with my last gf. am i gay?

>> No.28746267

>>28743323
So what? That’s their business.

>> No.28746306

Go post this shit on the gay feelz board or reddit or some shit.

>> No.28746388

>>28745646
What kind of person would decide to go all in Link just to get NTRed?
Why not do this with someone who invested at the top of the bubble and goes bankrupt?
At least you could feel like a jew...

>> No.28746439

Hookers and strippers since i was 17 mate. Never had a gf tho

>> No.28746569

Shooting for wizard status. Women do nothing but hold you back for their own benefit. Literally just leeches. Their emotional attachments disgust me and leave me feeling physically ill.

>> No.28746667

Bros just go to a hooker and get it over with, it's not a big deal. There's a good chance the first time will suck actually. But after that it's great, it solves more problems than you think. You could die tomorrow, you need to know what it's like

>> No.28746733

>>28746667
It's too hard to get one in the USA.

>tfw remembering when i was 16 reading a suicide FAQ and the last question was

>Q: Is it okay that I die a virgin?!
>A: No! Go get some pussy and then kill yourself!

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28746854

>>28746733
>It's too hard to get one in the USA.
American girls are either obese, silly, or lefties

Go to third-world when you make it and get yourself a nice trad woman. they are longing for you..

>> No.28746909

>>28746733
>suicide FAQ

why didn't you go through with it anon

>> No.28746938

>>28746161

No probably just autistic or aspergers man if you look normal.but have the social skills of a peeling tangerine.

>> No.28747042

>>28743323
That's okay, I just dress up as one and rub my pussy(the spot between ashole and balls), it gets me hard but I never come just from that, I need to jack my dick off a bit to get close, then I can stop jacking off and just cum with rubbing my pussy.
I'm a LINK holder btw

>> No.28747109

>>28746909
I tried once and scared myself straight. Dying is too painful. Things are better now anyway.

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28747139

girls dont want to date a hispanic dude with less than 100K net worth

especially the pretty blonde white ones, which I so desire

>> No.28747178

>>28743323
I did a few times at high school dances. I haven’t since then though and I’m almost 27. And I even went to a fucking all boy school. Lmao.

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>>28747139

are you short fellow hispanic anon?

because I'm not short and white women love me check em

>> No.28747297

Sirs my name is Ranjeesh. I have raped over 20,000 of the girls in my home country of Bangladesh. None survived. Free free to ask the questions good sir.

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>>28743790
Same lmao

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28747397

>>28747241
im 5'8 bro

whats your secret?? how to pull pretty white girls if youre a brown manlet???????

>> No.28747484

>>28743323
31 year old kissless virgin, reporting in.

>> No.28747496

>>28747397
Break into their house, kill their parents, rape them, kill them. Simple as sir.

>> No.28747519

>>28747484
I’m almost 27 but will be in your shoes soon enough.

>> No.28747542

>>28743588
kekd and checked

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>>28743323
nothings mor manly than fucking other men

IM GAY AND I HOLD CHAINLINK

IM A MUSLIM MAN BUT I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT PREGNANT SERGEY REALLY TURNS ME ON. I KEEP FANTASIZING ABOUT PUTTING MY SEED INSIDE HIM AND WATCHING NEW LIFE GROW... WE GET MARRIED, HE GIVES BIRTH, AND WE RAISE THAT BABY UNDER THE BLESSINGS OF ALLAH. I WANT TO HOLD HANDS WITH SERGEY, AND LOOKING INTO HIS EYES SAY 'I LOVE YOU.' I THINK OF MYSELF TAKING OUR SON TO HIS FIRST DAY AT SCHOOL, WATCHING THAT STRONG AND MASCULINE BOY DEVELOP AMAZING COMPUTER SKILLS LIKE HIS DAD.

SERGEY WOULD BE THE IDEAL PARTNER FOR ANY MAN WISHING TO START A FAMILY. HIS GREAT GENES GIVE HIM A COMBINATION OF ASSERTIVENESS, STRENGTH, AND INTELLIGENCE. IF SERGEY IS ABLE TO GET PREGNANT, HE HAS TO HAVE A UTERUS; IF HE HAS A UTERUS, HE CAN ONLY BE A WOMAN IN THE EYES OF ALLAH. ALLAHU AKHBAR!!!

OK, I CAN'T HIDE THIS ANYMORE. IT'S COMING FROM DEEP INSIDE OF ME... THIS DESIRE TO SHOUT...

I'M A GAY MUSLIM AND I HOLD CHAINLINK! YES, AND I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE. I WAS ATTRACTED TO THIS COMMUNITY BECAUSE OF THE FEELING OF BROTHERHOOD THAT IT CREATES. TOGETHER WE ARE ONE. WE ARE ABOVE GENDER DIVISIONS AND CATEGORIES. CHAINLINK, AS YOU KNOW, IS A GAY SEX POSITION WHERE MEN STICK THEIR DICKS INTO EACH OTHER'S ASSES TO FORM A LINK.

TODAY, I DECLARE CHAINLINK TO BE THE CURRENCY OF THE LGBT COMMUNITY.

I'M GAY AND I HOLD CHAINLINK. YES! I'M GAY AND I LOVE SERGEY! WOW! I'M GAY AND YOU ARE TOO! TOGETHER, WE ARE GAY LINKIES AND NOTHING CAN STOP US!

I'M GAY! AND I LOVE TO SAY IT! I'M GAY, I'M GAY, I'M GAY AND I WORSHIP SERGEY! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK!

NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINK

>> No.28747753

>>28747397

sorry 6'0 here. be confident and secure in yourself. find your own style and things you like then the rest follows. the best advice I can give you and the rest of the anons in this thread is to really find yourself/style and work with that. really try to make yourself the best version of you that you can, all kinds of people are attracted to self confidence and security. now this doesn't mean dont care what people say/think/or do but whenever you take an action, whenever you speak, make sure you know what youre talking about and what you do. think before you speak and act and make sure that that's what you want to do. you can't take your actions back. make sure theyre right. make sure they go by the principles you want to live through.

my other secrets? looking good and being attractive is work anon. some make it look easy (me) but it's work and you have to put in that work.

>> No.28747880

>>28743323
Not that great, it's overrated