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>it’s April 2021
>you ignored all chode threads
>Chode just hit $2
>Families are struggling on how to tell their loved ones that they got rich off of a chode

Embrace the chode. Your family will thank you for it.

>> No.28719728

>Hey mom, yeah you know how Bitcoin is going to be $100,000 this year? Well this chode is going to b-
*click*
Fuck my family. I'm going to make it and they'll never know how.

>> No.28719778

>>28719609
January rubic vibes

>> No.28719804

>>28719728
their loss

>> No.28719895

>>28719778
this is true

>> No.28719930

this is what you incels came up with in that 130 telegram chat? pathetic.

>> No.28719964

>$2
let’s be honest
this won’t happen until June the earliest when LMAODEX is in full swing.

$0.80 in April is the most likely scenario. Still a nice chunk of cash.

>> No.28720020
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28720020

>>28719930
Embrace the chode

>> No.28720214

>>28719609
>>28719728
How about a link, faggot?

>> No.28720319

>>28720214
https://chode.cash

>> No.28720426

>>28719964
based and truthpilled

>> No.28720448

>>28719609
what the fuck is this

>> No.28720722

>>28720448
The key to financial freedom

>> No.28720802
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28720802

>>28720448
Groundbreaking technology, the future of finance.

>> No.28721253

>>28720802
kekked

>> No.28721314

>>28719609

this is a scam coin. It will NEVER pump like any other coin. No news outlet will ever cover it.

>> No.28721367
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28721367

>>28721314

>> No.28721592

>>28721314
I’ll see you in 8 months when CHODE is the meme coin of meme coins and every shitcoin is thriving on the LMAO DEX.

The memecoin revival begins now.

>> No.28721602

>>28719609
yes totally organic this

>> No.28721911

>>28721314
cope

>> No.28722057

>>28721367
>literally having the specific propaganda at the ready within 60 seconds
Very organic.

>> No.28722099

>>28722057
lurk moar and embrace the chode

>> No.28722179

>>28720802
lol

>> No.28722208

$50 EOY

>> No.28722760
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>>28722057
Lol i just made this in 2 minutes in GIMP from a pic of an anon begging link in exchange for belly pictures

>> No.28722801

LETS GET THIS CHODE NIGGER

>> No.28722864

>>28719609
how do i buy chode

>> No.28723006

>>28720448
A penis that is wider than it is long

>> No.28723071

>>28719964
This

>> No.28723940

>>28719964
$3+ in exactly 40 days from now.
Screencap it.

>> No.28723969

I'm starting a CHODE clothing company to promote this would you pay 0.1 eth per article of Chode Clothing?

I can cum on them too

>> No.28724018

Oh. The DeFi clownmarket is in again.

50% chance of 80x and 50% of complete rugpull

Where to buy sir?

>> No.28724028

>>28722864
https://chode.cash you gay nigger

>> No.28724096

>>28723969
I’d buy something.
Chode hats would be beautiful.

>> No.28724160

I can do embroidered CHODE hats for 1 eth but would you pay 1 eth for that?

Authentic and cummed on if requrested

>>28724096

>> No.28724194

>>28724160
absolutely

>> No.28724228

chode?
sounds like something I can short squeeze ;)

>> No.28724343

>>28724228
kek

>> No.28724610
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>>28719778
RBC was shilled by absolute base retards who thought the best way to market a pnd was to get extremely defensive and attack anyone who dismissed the scam, as if they had just raped and killed their family and make them watch.

This just seems self-aware.

>> No.28724701

>>28722057
>>28721602
What kindve contrived fud is this? Just hold chode before explode easy as that

>> No.28724874

>>28723969
based

post Etsy

>> No.28725252

HOLY SHIT THE SCAM TELEGRAM PROMOTING CHODE TO INVESTORS WASNT A SCAM? THIS THING EXISTS?

>> No.28725328

>>28725252
Buy in before it reaches extreme swolarity

>> No.28725353

>>28722208
$76 on the nose

>> No.28725356

>>28725252
It wasn't. The OP on that thread delivered.

Welcome to 2021.

>> No.28725432

>CHODE TOKEN AND LMAO DEX

I preferred MORTY token and RICK dex tbqh

>> No.28725438 [DELETED] 

>>28725252
I’m from the insider telegram.

Target is $2 per token by mid March.

You’re welcome

-J82

>> No.28725474

>>28725438
delete this

>> No.28725489

>>28725432
too on the nose imo

>> No.28725534

>>28725438
FUCK FUCK FUCK
BUY BUY BUY

>> No.28725583

>>28725474
>>28725534
..what did it say?

>> No.28725590

>>28725438
Shut up idiot

>> No.28725649

>>28725583
He said he was from the insider telegram and that target was $2 by mid-March

>> No.28725650

>>28719609
https://vocaroo.com/1fsRNoxDncvN

>> No.28725709

>>28724028
and what then you heterosexual caucasian ? the link they send me to https://app.tokenswap.finance/pool/54 just has a spinner animation that goes on forever

>> No.28725763

>>28725709
Get better internet pajeet

>> No.28725856

>>28725709
uh oh sounds like you’re gay and fat

>> No.28725888

>>28725763
i cant spend more money on internet, the rest of the money goes toward goat food

>> No.28725899

>>28725650

Sure thing Mr. Shekelberg.

>> No.28725968

>>28725856
nothing wrong with being gay my man

>> No.28725975

>>28725888
based and goatpilled

>> No.28726819

>>28725650
cringe or based irony? you’re so good at it I can’t tell.

>> No.28727572
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28727572

Just bought 500,000 CHODE, see you in April Virgins.

>> No.28727644

It’s time to get into chode mode

>> No.28727738

>>28723940
I’m holding you to your word

>> No.28727815

>>28725709
loads up fine for me

>> No.28727913

>>28725432
Hell fucking no

>> No.28728380

>>28719609
>it’s a chode
lol why

>> No.28729044

>>28719609
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
THE NAME WAS "CHODE" ALL ALONG
PROPS TO YOU FOR THIS STUPID FUCKING FACE
PSA to anons who might not be aware: this token was literally funded off of a scam run by /biz/ anons to steal ETH from unsuspecting noobs

>> No.28729529 [DELETED] 

>>28729044
If 50,000 CHODE or equivalent is sent to the following ETH address, I will stop FUDding your coin. Otherwise, I will gather my shills and create a meme campaign surrounding CHODE and the fact that its entire existence was funded through a /biz/-operated scam ring.
>0x2E491d24A3abC832CaF375d852Bd5c9dCBcDB1Eb
You have been warned. You know I have evidence of this, because you know what you did.

>> No.28729689

>>28729529
>asks for free coins as a blackmail for proof of scam
>wants coins from the supposed scam
... wat

>> No.28730089

>>28729044
>>28729529
Hahahahaha imagine being this retarded
>ITS A SCAM
>GIVE ME THE COINS
kill yourself

>> No.28730171

>>28729529
MAd because you can't get yourself into chode mode

>> No.28730269

Will buy 100k chode coins thanks you sir have good day

>> No.28730278

>>28729044
>>28729529
Screencap this for the inevitable “CHODE EXPOSED” thread he’s going to make

>> No.28730472

>>28729044
>>28729529
9/10 FUD

>> No.28730548

>>28729044
>>28729529
>BEWARE ITS A SCAM
>GIBS ME COINS NOW
Imagine being this stupid

>> No.28730667

>>28729529
This is “begging” or “asking for free money”

>> No.28731037

>>28727572
based

>> No.28731104

>>28719609
...its not even on coingecko?

>> No.28731158

>>28731104
It’s not even in uniswap yet, this is a pre-sale shill

>> No.28731162

>>28729044
Early FUD = Very Bullish

>> No.28731268
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28731268

>>28730089
>>28730171
>>28730278
>>28730472
>>28730548
>>28730548
Kek he deleted his post

Keep pic related for when he posts more low effort FUD

>> No.28731699

>>28731268
kek what a moron
bullish for $chode

>> No.28731922

ok im in with 0.4 eth, tell me i didnt just give 700 bucks to some neet with basic coding skills

>> No.28732018

>>28731922
Your family will thank you in a few months

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>>28729044
>>28729689
>>28730089
>>28730171
>>28730278
>>28730472
>>28730548
>>28730667
>>28731162
>>28731268
I'm back from my temporary ban :^) I now understand I was wrong in doing what I did. I will instead spread the word about CHODE entirely free of charge. There is no amount of CHODE or other currency that will stop me from spreading the word about this coin.
By the way, since some people still seem to think I'm joking:
There is a telegram user who goes by the name "Magnesium" who created some threads on /biz/ several days ago. They were centered around the idea of creating a Telegram group for a "secret new project" which would have a presale opened upon reaching 120 members or something similar. They allowed chat to continue for some time, then froze chat, at which time this "Magnesium" user would tell chat members to DM him for the presale contract address. I know of multiple crypto noobs who lost between 0.05 and 0.5 ETH to this scam. If nobody believes me I'll be happy to pull up an archive of the thread(s) in question. I'm sure that if CHODE becomes any more popular, talk of this scam will be commonplace. It should be common knowledge for not just myself but at least a hundred other anons out there. I doubt most of the chat members actually fell for the scam, but "Magnesium" enjoyed bragging about the few who had.
>pic mostly unrelated. this project is only similar to MCDC in that it is also a scam.

>> No.28732512

>>28727572
Fuck off whale

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>>28732167
Based autistic schizo bumping the thread.

>> No.28732768

>>28732167
That's less than I pay for gas wtf

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28733060

https://rumble.com/vcrcwr-iq-per-country.html

Where can I buy Chode?

>> No.28733267

what happens with the unsold tokens if cap isnt reached?

>> No.28733435

nice so instead of food coins we're now getting penis coins

>> No.28733615

>>28733267
Burned nigga

>> No.28733683

>>28732167
Imagine wasting your energy to make FUD like this KEK

>> No.28733737

>>28733060
https://www.chode.cash

See "Get Chode Early!"

>> No.28733763

>>28732167
There’s no “magnesium” in the chat though. Never was. I can’t tell if retarded or trolling.

>> No.28733946

>>28732167
This exact image was posted days ago for other projects. High effort FUD right here.

>> No.28734018

>>28733946
why would someone bother to fud this, its the fucking presale it wont get cheaper kek

>> No.28734645

>>28734018
Unsold tokens = burned

They want to have most of the circulating supply

>> No.28734710

>>28732167
For newfags: this is fake FUD by a hodler to stop future sales of the token. Right before the Uniswap listing, all unsold tokens are burned. The more tokens that are burned, the more valuable CHODE is short-term.

>> No.28734774

>>28734710
This is obvious

>> No.28735120

>>28719778
This for sure. The FUD is through the roof. And all of it is low effort.

>> No.28735580

>>28733737
based

>> No.28736799

CHODE IS NOT BACKED BY REAL CHODES


SELL ASAP

>> No.28737206

>>28736799
CHODE IS BACKED BY REAL CHODES


BUY ASAP

>> No.28737257

>>28736799
>>28737206
wait wait wait
WHO THE FUCK IS LYING TO ME

>> No.28737954
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>>28737257
It is backed by real CHODEs. This is the proof.

>> No.28738522

Chode

>> No.28739131

>>28737954
fucking kek