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28686273 No.28686273 [Reply] [Original]

Posting this so you can all laugh at me.

I'm a retarded newfag. I downloaded this obvious pajeet piece of shit and handed over my seed phrase. Lost 2 eth.

Now post pink wojaks and laugh at me, it'll be cathartic.

>> No.28686339

>>28686273
There's nothing to download, uniswap is a fucking website. What did you download

>> No.28686341

Explain what happened entirely. Why did you download anything at all?

>> No.28686383

Op retard

>> No.28686407

>>28686341
Uniswap DEX mobile app, its on Google play next to uniswap

>> No.28686444

>>28686273
bruh

>> No.28686528

>>28686273
a retard and his money are easily parted, hearty kek

>> No.28686562

Today you fed the village as we say.

>> No.28686569
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28686569

top kek, new fags always cheer my day up

>> No.28686570

>>28686339
>look at spacing
not even sorry, OP deserved to be scammed >>28686273

>> No.28686581

>>28686407
Report it to google play, if anything it's google's fucking fault for allowing scam apps to be published

>> No.28686640

>>28686273
>Downloaded

Dude...

Tell you what, I’ll help you fix it for 1eth

>> No.28686659

>>28686407
I downloaded that shit when my transactions were not going through on normal website and nowhere it asks you for you seed phase, anyway it turned out my transaction was not going through due to slippage , had to increase it to 2% and went ok

>> No.28686741

>>28686407
The fucking thing looks like it was made as a Chinese knockoff.
It might as well have been called UniHome

>> No.28686767

>>28686407
>>28686581
Holy shit is the scam app still up?
It's been there for months and months. A bunch of retards have lost money from it, how tf hasn't google pulled it.

>> No.28686787

>>28686659
There's a fake one, although looking at the store it seems they deleted it and changed the name.

https://cryptopotato.com/uniswap-user-loses-20000-with-a-fake-google-play-store-app/

>> No.28686792

>>28686273
it's a fuckin website, anyone trading Uniswap on their phone deserves the rope

>> No.28686814

>>28686273
Lol stupid retard u just lost 2 eth + 400 uni the scammer is also gonna claim if you don't claim it first

>> No.28686919

>>28686814
Fuck it, they can have it. I'm too stupid for crypto.

>> No.28686966

>>28686792
You can use it through a dapp explorer through your wallet, which is fine, but slow. Not sure if its slow because my phone is getting a bit old or if the browser is just shit.

>> No.28687010

>>28686919
Yes, yes you are.

Seriously, I bet you have to constantly remind yourself to breathe or else you forget.

>> No.28687951

WAIT WHAT
There is no official uniswap on the google app store?

>> No.28688564

not even gonna laugh. just feel bad for you, bro.

>> No.28688692

hang on a second

>handed over seed phrase

no.. anon, please no. isn't that like handing over your bank pin, all your account details and copies of your ID

>> No.28688732

>>28687951
It’s a fucking web app. Coinbase wallet even launches the website inside the wallet.

>> No.28688799

>>28686273
I got phished when I tried to install Metamask on my laptop, I went to the wrong link and once I imported my wallet voila a bot was already busy sending all my tokens to 3 different wallets to sell them.

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>>28686273
How can someone be so retarded?

>> No.28688941

>>28686767
google is purposefully dragging their feet on scam apps related to cryptos. remember, crypto is wrongthink for the people in charge

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28689133

>>28686273
Anon, I bought doge on uniswap