/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.28664421]

lmao it's valentine's day and we're on /biz/
why?

[Lefty Bizraeli No.28664489]

>>28664421
Because everyone on 4chan is a resentful incel who lashes out at women and minorities

[Anonymous No.28664564]

>>28664489
This board is probably 90% minorities like /pol/

[Anonymous No.28664732]

>>28664421
Ex broke up with me in 2019, when finally was ready to date again covid happened. Tinder only matches with me bots and foreigners who dream of having an American boyfriend. I'll have money thanks to crypto this year but cant find love, and literally have zero leads on people to even connect with. Shit sucks.

[Anonymous No.28664846]

>>28664732
Just get a hooker and some coke you fucking pussy.

[Anonymous No.28664884]

>>28664489
>>28664564
all minorities hate jews and niggers

[Anonymous No.28664910]

>>28664489
Dilate

[Anonymous No.28664920]

its still saturday faggot

[Anonymous No.28664994]

My fiancee is stuck in another country right now because of faggot Biden's lockdown and a complete halt on the processing of K-1 visas.

[Anonymous No.28665015]

>>28664421
I've never had a gf
I asked a girl out in highschool and got rejected
I started going to the gym in a valentines day

[Anonymous No.28665127]

>>28664421
That image, that's the fucking truth man.

[Anonymous No.28665204]

My boss is the $500 client I want to fucking die

[Anonymous No.28665205]

>>28664564
/biz/ is unironically the most white (jewish) board on 4chan

[Anonymous No.28665234]

>>28664994
She's fucking someone else right now

[GRT 5.00 No.28665467]

>>28664421
Fucked childhood which stunted my ability to understand social cues and was fat as a kid. Now i sit here on this board with a knee with a strained acl and some slight tear on the right side unable to run or workout so i just lurk here

[Anonymous No.28665489]

>>28664846
I want a family. Hiring an escort might happen just so I can pretend I'm human again, alas.

[Anonymous No.28665518]

Imagine it being 2021 and you're still chasing pussy, pathetic. Failed normalfags are the worst.

[Anonymous No.28665885]

>>28664994
shes fucking pajeet right now brow

[Anonymous No.28665904]

Didn't I see this on reddit like a few weeks ago?

[Anonymous No.28665965]

>>28664421
Also, I blame the pandemic. Cause otherwise I'd be sitting on my..... So yeah the pandemic.

[Anonymous No.28666074]

Unironically the pandemic. I'm not such a bottom feeder that I can't put off getting laid for a few more months

[Anonymous No.28666162]

>>28664421
i'm single and miserable haha

[Anonymous No.28666538]

>>28664732
Same. I actually just met a super hottie in February. Things were going well. Covid hits and she has to move back home.

[Anonymous No.28666657]

Because I'm married to Money.

Thank you for being with me all this time, Money-chan. For some reason you seem to make me chase you all the time! The more I have you and I can't help wanting more. Truly you're the best partner one can ask for. Endless desire!

[Anonymous No.28666792]

>it's COVID and the JEWS fault i can't get laid!

[Anonymous No.28666916]

>>28664421
Wife said you don't really see rare pepes any more and I laughed.

So now I'm just scrolling through showing her the rare pepes

[Anonymous No.28666951]

>>28664421
Almost 30 and never held hands with a woman before. Dont even care. Making money here. Can't wait for my first Tinder dates when I tell them this and they make up some excuse to cut the date early because it's a red flag and I say goodbye outside the restaurant and *beep beep* unlock my blacked out 911 and peel away while they stand their with their jaw open, their biological urge to take my cock in their mouth overwhelming other feelings

[Anonymous No.28666979]

>>28664994
You’re getting cucked, that’s just the way it is

[Anonymous No.28667120]

>>28666792
This anyone who blames it on “lockdowns” which are practically nonexistent at this point is a complete bumbling retard

[Anonymous No.28667266]

i have not once in my 30 years of life even attempted to have a romantic relationship or sexual liaison with another person or entity

wizard? shit, it's lichdom or bust for me, baby

[Anonymous No.28667387]

>>28664884
True, the niggers even hate themselves. Ridiculous homicide rates.

[Anonymous No.28668017]

Ended a 6 year relationship over the summer. Turns out being forced to be around your girlfriend 24/7 due to lockdown shows how incompatible you really are

[Anonymous No.28668072]

>>28664421
fuck bitches get money

[Anonymous No.28668125]

>women>money&bros
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.28668195]

>>28667266
if you could literally defy death to live as a skeleton at the cost of foresaking sex and physical pleasures I would do it

[Anonymous No.28668232]

>>28664994
Kek stuck on chad’s thundercock

[Anonymous No.28668235]

>>28664994
bubba all up in that ass you jive turkey

[Anonymous No.28668279]

>>28664732
Hey man

At least you got to have sex

[Anonymous No.28668343]

>>28664421
I realized I wanted to be single during quarantine. Until I can find someone who wants to listen to doo wop on repeat and feel happy, I'll be single. I love music. Relationships have come and gone. I've felt joy. I've felt fear. I've felt euphoria. Mostly, I've felt sorrow for placing expectations on another person.

[Anonymous No.28668540]

>>28666792
Post portfolio

[Anonymous No.28668738]

>>28664421
Who gives a shit about valentines day? How is that any different from any other day? Or am I just autistic

[Anonymous No.28669751]

>>28668738
Thats true for literally every single holiday. So yes you are autistic.

[Anonymous No.28670523]

>>28664421
I honestly, unironically do not understand this picture. Pls explain.

[Anonymous No.28670689]

>>28669751
Yeah I don't really care about any holiday - which was implied. So maybe I am autistic, but you definitely are.

[Anonymous No.28670833]

>>28670523
uhm anons can anyone explain this for him?

[Anonymous No.28670934]

>>28670523
Scared money don't make money.