Tfw my dad is a seething nocoiner

[Anonymous No.28657957]

>found out I invested in early 2017 using the money I saved waging in high school
>when the bubble was heating up in december he started warning me how its a scam
>market crashes
>i told you kiddo, don't worry you'll learn next time
>christmas 2020, news outlets start talking btc again
>asks if I ever ended up selling my bitcoin
>no
>starts seething, saying I'm now in possession of 'dirty money'
>tells me to sell it all immediately and donate some to charity
>nah, not selling a dime of it until it reaches 500k atleast
>'you're going to deserve it when you lose everything'
>starts following the market closely
>gets angrier literally every day
>drop from 40->30k
>toldyouitwouldcrash.jpg
>recovers
>tesla jump
>he's now the angriest I've ever seen him in my whole life
>barely speak anymore
>he'll continue to get angrier the more btc rises
what the fuck do I biz? hes my dad and I love him but I didn't realize he was this much of a faggot. if I tell him I sold now I know he won't believe me unless I show proof

[Anonymous No.28658033]

>>28657957
Whats he on about with his dirty money non sense?

[Anonymous No.28658057]

>>28657957
How much do you love him? Buy him some coin, just enough that psychologically, in his mind, he’s not “losing” when it goes up, but winning, at least in one way

[Anonymous No.28658106]

>>28657957
The boomers were terrible fucking parents.

[Anonymous No.28658137]

>>28658057
This. Give him some dirty money

[Anonymous No.28658175]

>>28657957
Sell it around 48k. Show him proof.
Rebut when at 12-20k and laugh when it goes to 100k again.

[Anonymous No.28658176]

>my dad makes nearly 200k a year and buys random land with it because he thinks the banks are going to collapse and a fuedal system will be put in place
I wish I was joking. He has nearly 800 acres of complete wilderness in northern Canada

[Anonymous No.28658181]

>>28658057
This is the way.
He will tell you he doesn't want it because cognitive dissonance but it will work

[Anonymous No.28658244]

>>28658176
unfathomably redpilled

[Anonymous No.28658258]

>>28657957
My dad says hes proud of me.

[Anonymous No.28658268]

It's obvious there is something much bigger at play here, most parents would be happy/excited for their children accumulating wealth. What kind of fucked up mental or physical abuse has occurred between the two of you?

[Anonymous No.28658274]

>>28657957
>FUCK YOU DAD I GOT LUCKY ON A PND
Zoomers were a mistake.
Just stop talking to your dad about your "investments," you fucking mong, and repair your relationship.

[Anonymous No.28658319]

>>28658176
Based. Hope he's also buying up gold and silver.

[Anonymous No.28658358]

>>28658268
His dad could also just be extremely zogpilled

[Anonymous No.28658372]

>>28658176
Well he's not wrong. Could be worse, my parents are complete useless with numbers or money and waste it in all sort of things. All they have is a nice cute house with a 80m2 garden near a beach. That they despise because "it's not in my dream huge city where I could go all day to the shops"

Yeah sure because you would even have the money to take the bus you fucking boomer.

[Anonymous No.28658413]

>>28658033
>Whats he on about with his dirty money non sense?
he's muslim so his belief/line of reasoning is that when I cash that out ill be suckering someone from their money at the top of a ponzi scheme

[Anonymous No.28658417]

>>28657957
anon.. I

Kill him before he kills you

[Anonymous No.28658458]

>>28657957
Boomers have all the insecurity associated with expectations of being a man without actually being manly at all. So they just end up being screechy faggots when anything threatens them

[Anonymous No.28658482]

>>28658413
>muslim
Ok nevermind what I said, both of you grab knives and fight to the death, whoever wins is the one that was right.

[Anonymous No.28658491]

Hey, this is our boomer moment. He was able to handshake his way into a career.

[Anonymous No.28658493]

Why would your father be upset that you're doing well financially?

If my kid was making 3x of what I did at his age, I'd be one damn proud Dad

[Anonymous No.28658507]

>>28657957
Nice fake fucking story you faggot. Reminds me of the fake /k/ greentext stories you see where white mom's getting PWNED by the OP with INTELLIGENCE.

Get fucked you faggot.

[Anonymous No.28658543]

>>28658413
>he's muslim

And into the trash you go ;)

[Anonymous No.28658544]

>>28658176
What's the point of buying land if a feudal system is in place? It's not like your paper deed is going to defend that land from conquering warlords.

[Anonymous No.28658591]

>>28658413
>muslim
YOU JUST KNOW

[Anonymous No.28658592]

>>28658413
well hes absolutely right

[Anonymous No.28658600]

>>28657957
Sit down with him and try to teach him how cryptocurrency is just another way to trade money, with some tweaks.

Prepare your counterarguments before, like:
>but I read that you can buy illegal things with it! Drugs, etc!

Yeah dad, and how do the crackheads from downtown buy their fix? Do they use crypto? Nah, they use $$,
>proceed to shot him the study that shows most of the $ currency is tainted with coke

And so on.

Tell him that you are a responsible investor, you saw the potential of this and thought you might as well give it a try, you only want to make money to provide for your future family
>implying OP isn't a LARP fag and will ever have a family

But yeah, at this point this is your only chance. Understand the old man, he probably thinks stocks and investments are something for rich people, and crypto is a scam, because the only way for normal people to make money is to work their ass off and be wagecucks. Have some patience.

[Anonymous No.28658617]

>>28658413
Like i said zogbot. Plant a cartoon of mohammed on him and hell know what to do to himself out of honor

[Anonymous No.28658657]

>>28658274
i never mentioned it once to him except when I asked him for my own money in 2017 to initially invest. funny thing is he was actually cool with it, then started acting out when the price went parabolic
>>28658543
cope faggot. Im persian and ive fucked more white women in the last 2 years than you ever will in your pathetic existance

[Anonymous No.28658664]

>>28658176
Your dad just brought me to the next level of red pill. Based dad.

[Anonymous No.28658694]

>>28658413
Opinion immediately disregarded

[Anonymous No.28658701]

>>28658413
Lol at being a sand nigger Tbh

[Anonymous No.28658705]

>>28657957
What a faggot

[Anonymous No.28658758]

>>28658413
THEN SELL YOU DIRTY SHITSKIN

[Anonymous No.28658805]

Sounds like it’s time to drop him off at the old folks home

[Anonymous No.28658821]

>>28657957
fuck your dad in his ass and make him cry like a little girl

he craves it

[Anonymous No.28658860]

>>28658176
How do I long your dad’s mindset?

[Anonymous No.28658898]

>>28658413
>he's muslim

never mind my earlier advice
just leave your family
durka durka mohmd jihad

[Anonymous No.28658925]

>>28658176
Absolutely based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.28658975]

>>28658137
I wouldnt even buy any. Just say you did and tell him you added it to your stack so now youre both invested.

[Anonymous No.28659120]

Also OP now that you told a muslim you made money off speculation just be aware ((((they)))) expect i think its 2.5% minimum. If you dont pay up there will be consequences as islam is an iron hand type example maker displinarian. Shouldnt have told a sharia follower.

[Anonymous No.28659143]

>>28658176
You should tell him to invest in a way to store ammo, guns and rations too and also a way to keep all that land safe

[Anonymous No.28659202]

>>28658600
Rare good advice anon

[Anonymous No.28659312]

>>28658657
Lol stay mad bro (still nuke Israel though)

[Anonymous No.28659336]

>>28657957
Based muslim. Continue to make these /pol/tards seethe.

[Anonymous No.28659340]

>>28658544
This, the entire concept of owning land in a societal collapse is fucking retarded. Roving cults of nutjobs with weapons will rape and kill everything to death.

[Anonymous No.28659354]

>>28658176
Why the fuck would deeds to the land even matter if society collapsed

[Anonymous No.28659364]

>>28658701
>>28658694
>>28658758
>t. the ass of a sexy bartender milf that I wake up to once a month
stay mad virgins

[Anonymous No.28659415]

>>28658657
>cope faggot. Im persian and ive fucked more white women in the last 2 years than you ever will in your pathetic existance
fuck off "Persian" faggot.
i am Persian and i never heard of a more faggot "Persian" than you.

[Anonymous No.28659428]

>>28659364
Mashallah

[Anonymous No.28659478]

>>28658413
>Muslim

[Anonymous No.28659524]

>>28658176
B-b-b-based.
You should feel bad about talking shit about your dad on the internet faggot

[Anonymous No.28659538]

>>28658175
here we go
im same, getting back in under 20k

[Anonymous No.28659543]

>>28658544
>>28659340
this.
these faggots never know about mexican/californian ranchos.

[Anonymous No.28659555]

>>28659415
you must be one of those low test skinnyfat persians that never gets laid. sucks, when you're a persian its either chad or s.o.i.fag, there is no in between.

[Anonymous No.28659559]

>>28658413
Explain to him it’s a currency, but a world wide one, and you guys are just early which is why the price is relatively lower now, which I think is right anyway

[Anonymous No.28659623]

>>28659364
literally a man lmao

[Anonymous No.28659646]

>>28659364

[Anonymous No.28659742]

>>28659555
>skinny fat
nice projection buddy.
i can LITERALLY count my ancestors backwards to 10 generations, and how they were DIRECTLY involved in ghajar mashrooteh civil war.
cope with your "Persian identity" though, you are completely separated from it.
>T green eyes Persian

[Anonymous No.28659745]

>>28659364
thats a man, imagine being a gay muslim

[Anonymous No.28659751]

sorry I got distracted by all the faggots
>>28659559
>>28658600
ive had this talk with him over christmas when he wanted me to sell and donate to charity. we went over all those points, and nothing convinces him. I even got him to watch the documentary "Bitcoin: the end of money as we know it" and he just said the documentary was part of the scheme. its like hes being retarded on purpose just so he doesn't have to admit hes wrong.

[Anonymous No.28659754]

Crypto is halal. Unlike fiat which is dirty money. How is inflation not usury forced on everyone who uses it? Is it OK to have interest if you are only a victim of it? Btc never changes, it is always the same amount. Can't say the same with dollars and liras.

[Anonymous No.28659759]

>>28657957
You’ll reconnect when the bubble bursts

[Anonymous No.28659813]

>>28657957
Tell him to stop being a bitter faggot and that its not your fault that he is too stupid to understand it.

[Anonymous No.28659822]

>0.064

BASED NINTENDO 64 NUMBER

[Anonymous No.28659828]

he's angry because of the incest

[Anonymous No.28659856]

>>28659364
You can tell it's a man's butt because of where the tan lines are located.

[Anonymous No.28659864]

>>28657957
My dad uses BSC only and was farming CAKE 4 months ago

[Anonymous No.28659865]

>>28657957
what kind of fucking dad is upset their son made a good investment????

[Anonymous No.28659888]

>>28658176
Thats actually unfathomably based.

[Anonymous No.28659914]

>>28659865
a faggot one.

[Anonymous No.28659952]

>>28659742
>you are completely separated from it
did I ever claim not to be kek? cultured persians are unironically faggots, whenever people guess my ethnicity its almost always italian and portuguese and I always go along with it because I don't want to be associated with you closed-minded smoothbrains. Post body incel

[Anonymous No.28659968]

>>28657957
Your dad is a faggot dubs confirm

[Anonymous No.28659981]

Why does coin ownership make coinlets seethe so much?

[Anonymous No.28659989]

>>28659865
He probably has a cushy pension too. Tell him he can invest his boomer neetbux into crypto too.

[Anonymous No.28660119]

>>28657957
>this doesnt sound very white of your dad
>muslim shitskin degenerate lol
Yeah, I figured.

[Anonymous No.28660186]

>>28659952
>I don't want to be associated with you closed-minded smoothbrains.
>the guy claim when his DAD is a faggot with "slave mentality"
kek, of course you are not. your DAD is a faggot who is HELL BENT on a religion that enslaved his nation.
I BET MY LIFE that your fag dad never even OPENED quran and read it back to back in farsi, to understand that this "religion" is NOTHING but nonsense.
if you had the RIGHT kind of ancestors you would have an identity to be proud of.
>cultured persians are faggots
you mean like your dad? not even "cultured" though, he is just a brainlet slave who cant even read the book of his masters.

[Anonymous No.28660201]

>>28658176
Based.

[Anonymous No.28660204]

>>28657957
What the fuck kind of father gets upset at his own son making money?

[Anonymous No.28660247]

>>28658413
he's right

[Anonymous No.28660272]

>>28658176

riddle me this
If the system collapses, what the fuck does it mean to "own" some land in the wilderness? If the government goes tits up, that deed is just a piece of paper. Owning land is implicitly a bet on the stability of government.

[Anonymous No.28660363]

>>28658176
Hope its arable land.

[Anonymous No.28660381]

>>28660186
>you mean like your dad?
yes, i already said in the OP that my dad is a faggot. so are you. whats your point?
>>28660186
>if you had the RIGHT kind of ancestors you would have an identity to be proud of
i dont give a fuck about your mumbo jumbo. don't bother responding to this with another faggy post unless its with a pic of ur body you raging incel

[Anonymous No.28660447]

>>28660272
Not how it works usually. Eventually a new government is installed, and often debts are repaid in the new currency. We still have wars over pieces of paper from decades, if not centuries ago. Eventually, if his dad survived through a collapse, he would likely be reimbursed by the new government, although at a percentage of value it was worth in the old system.

It happened in Germany, it happened in Russia (to an extent), it happened in the Wild West, and it will happen again.

[Anonymous No.28660550]

>>28658413
Oh in that case honor kill him. Your dad is clearly a massive faggot and this displeases Muhammad. Cut off his head for his sins. Inshallah.

[Anonymous No.28660560]

i hope you dont value money over family, anon

[Anonymous No.28660569]

>>28660381
>i don't give a fuck about your mumbo jumbo. don't bother responding to this with another faggy post unless its with a pic of ur body you raging incel
poste your body shitskin, i bet i am whiter than you ahmed.
>yes, i already said in the OP that my dad is a faggot. so are you. whats your point?
again, your dad is not "cultured" faggot. dont EVER claim that your faggot of a dad with a slave mentality is "cultured"
your dad is a LITERAL NPC, since has access to Quran, BUT he believes in it WITHOUT ever reading it.
a literal NPC, is not cultured, FAGGOT.

[Anonymous No.28660624]

>>28658176
Absolutely based

[Anonymous No.28660666]

>>28658413
jeez man
i didn't know muslims were so NGMI attitude

[Anonymous No.28660702]

>>28657957
>>28658413
Are you married? Do you have a servile wife who does what you tell her? I can see no other reason to become a Muslim other than the good women.

[Anonymous No.28660759]

>>28660666
>i didn't know Muslims were so NGMI attitude
Muslims are LITERAL ngmi.
they have this "halal loan" system, that ONLY applies to Muslims and NO other religion.
unironically, they are NEO jews.

[Anonymous No.28660760]

>>28660381
>don't bother responding to this with another faggy post unless its with a pic of ur body you raging incel
gay

[Anonymous No.28660762]

>>28659364
hahahahaha

[Anonymous No.28660837]

>>28659364
>>t. the ass of a sexy bartender milf that I wake up to once a month
i assume that "sexy bartender milf is a dude
>milf
>man i like to fuck?

[Anonymous No.28660842]

>>28657957
jealousy is a funny thing isnt it anon?

[Anonymous No.28660908]

>>28659364
from this angle that looks like a mans butt desu. if you want us to believe you show the curve pattern of hips

[Anonymous No.28660997]

>>28660569
nice caps to emphasize your words you seething homo. I may be a fatass but atleast im not a raging incel. im waiting faggot. since I went first you have to post with a timestamp to prove you didn't just larp a pic to one up me
>>28660837
>>28660762
>>28660760
cope harder

[Anonymous No.28661021]

>>28660908
its probably his own ass anon.
some persian men have no hair or WORSE they shave their ass like fags.

[Anonymous No.28661165]

>Disses his own dad on the internet
>Bodyfagging
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.28661177]

>>28660997
hhahahahahahahahahaa look at that those man boobs
look at that stomach
>called me skinny fat
>his picture IS A LITERAL SKINNY FAT
and holy shit, what that chest hair pattern dude. you seems like an arab to me, rather than a Persian, are your people from khuzistan or something??
and STILL whiter than you ahmed, LITERALLY!

[Anonymous No.28661235]

>>28659364
That's a man

[Anonymous No.28661253]

>>28661177
Chad Aryan Persian vs Virgin Seething Elamite.

[Anonymous No.28661285]

>>28659364
>take a picture of your own ass
>try to pass it off as a woman

How do you think your dad would feel knowing this?

[Anonymous No.28661291]

What the fuck did this thread turn into?

[Anonymous No.28661308]

>>28661177
>didn't respond with a pic of body, just a paragraph of your cope
your insecurities are really bleeding through virgin. the only sex you will ever have a chance of having is with your own cousin

[Anonymous No.28661311]

>>28659364
Anon I...

[Anonymous No.28661336]

>>28658106
Not all. My parents are cool about crypto.

[Anonymous No.28661362]

>>28660997
>no toilet paper
>is a muslim
come on dude!
are you memeing now?

[POOJET VISHNU No.28661407]

>>28658413
Ask him what he thinks about the fact his religion encourages men to fuck 8 year olds

[Anonymous No.28661410]

>>28661336
Same; my parents feel so proud when I tell them of my 5 figure gains. They think I'm Jordan Belfort when im just a college fag with high risk-tolerance.

[Anonymous No.28661441]

>>28661285
i wish. my ass is hairy as fuck and is a high dingleberry risk

[Anonymous No.28661505]

>>28658176
your dad is dangerously based
I bet he thinks ur gay

[Anonymous No.28661544]

>>28661362
until you post a time stamped body, anything you say in this thread invalid, everyone knows your a larping incel now

[Anonymous No.28661551]

>>28658413
Tell your father this is the only way to defeat the yahud.

[Anonymous No.28661553]

>>28661308
>your insecurities are really bleeding through virgin. the only sex you will ever have a chance of having is with your own cousin
>he is so insecure that he have to PROVE himself to some rando on Persian saffron farming board, that he POST HIS PICS.
>sex with your own cousin
nice one anon, good, you bringing that Muslim thing in. i bet your dad married his cousin.
yes?? i mean cousin marriage is made in STARS, no?

[Anonymous No.28661557]

white parents.
They hate their own children progressing because they have a culture of "me first", where they compare themselves to their fucking children.

[Anonymous No.28661594]

>>28660997
nice traps and arms anon.routine?

[Anonymous No.28661641]

>>28658106
If he's like 22 his dad is probably a gen xer. But I've noticed gen xers are in a weird place where they pretend to 'get it' and then boomer out while screeching how they hope you get fucked because they got fucked. Real crab-bucket mentality from the last generation to get social security before boomers suck it dry. Xers have this nasty entitlement like boomers stole from them so they're gonna steal from you. Zoomers and Millennials are easier to work with since they're beaten dogs who feel like they don't deserve anything because their parents (xers and boomers) are such evil bastards.

[Anonymous No.28661656]

>>28661544
>until you post a time stamped body, anything you say in this thread invalid, everyone knows your a larping incel now
post the rocks that you clean you ass with faggot
>you larping
i am larping for what??? we ALL saw that you are a shitskin curry.

[Anonymous No.28661691]

>>28661553
>>28661544
ye i posted my body cuz im not an insecure cuck rofl. you won't cuz you know you will get fucking destroyed

[Anonymous No.28661702]

>>28658176
Your dad is based.

[Anonymous No.28661721]

>>28661557
>white parents.
>They hate their own children progressing because they have a culture of "me first", where they compare themselves to their fucking children.
read the THREAD retard.
this one is a muslim.
>he hates his "white" parents SOOOO MUCH, that he thinks EVERYONE else behave as such.

[Anonymous No.28661765]

>>28660997
>>28661441
Similar build. We would make for a good fight to the death.

[Anonymous No.28661770]

>>28660997
You're not that fat but you are a manlet lol

[Anonymous No.28661786]

>>28661594
i pirated greg douchebags training book and been following the 6day PPL for a while. Gyms were closed from October till last week so I only recently got back into it

[Anonymous No.28661809]

>>28661691
>cousin fucker
so you didn't talk about it anon, are your dad and mom related?
and no,you just proved ALL OF US, that you are so insecure that you are posting your pictures shirtless LIKE A FAG on a pomegranate farming image board.

[Anonymous No.28661871]

>>28661809
>get a load of this guy

[Anonymous No.28661916]

>>28658413
>inb4 honour killing
He probably should, you dirty sand nigger Or do us all a favour and kys

[Anonymous No.28661956]

>>28660997
>"Im persian and ive fucked more white women in the last 2 years than you ever will in your pathetic existance"
OH NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.28661966]

>>28661641
They have the boomboom mentality, it was only eradicated with the millennials and zoomers

[Anonymous No.28662000]

>>28657957
My dad's the exact same way lol

[Anonymous No.28662077]

>>28661285
Lmao. Absolutely what I was thinking.

[Anonymous No.28662092]

>>28661956
cope. if you're gonna roast then step in the ring anon

[Anonymous No.28662143]

>>28658544
You can buy armed men as well or have your family defend it.

[Anonymous No.28662285]

>>28658176
He's right you know

[Anonymous No.28662287]

>>28662143
Yeah, but why waste the money on a deed, when you could've bought so much more ammo?

[Anonymous No.28662289]

>tfw my parents are based line-go-uppists who only care about making money and are always happy to see me making money

[Anonymous No.28662307]

>>28660186
Lol what are you on about schizo

[Anonymous No.28662366]

>>28660272
Not true, a Mormon family of 70 doesn’t need to rely on govt they can defend the land.

[Anonymous No.28662412]

>>28662307
get a load of this illiterate faggot.
go read Quran and get back to me fag.

[Anonymous No.28662439]

>>28660997
Bro you don’t look fit at all, you’re fat and probably balding

[Anonymous No.28662506]

>>28662287
You prepare for multiple scenarios

[Anonymous No.28662545]

>>28660272
I'm sure that this is the case in South America. Chile is the most stable out of the other countries in South America, especially based on their relations with the US.

If you bought some land in Argentina, Bolivia, or Venezuela, it may not be as promising as you might think. Possibly Brazil too but not sure. I hear about how the law 'does not work'. My uncle owned farm land in Dominican Republic until the guy who was renting this property from, fabricated the deed to make it seem like it was his. My uncle had to fly back to Dominican Republic to resolve this but I'm sure it's a pain in the ass if you're not guaranteed to hold this land.

[Anonymous No.28662572]

>>28658413
That is fundamentally how bitcoin works. He's technically not wrong.

[Anonymous No.28662595]

>>28662412
Did someone at the mosque touch you? I’m an American so I don’t really care about sand ppl issues but you sound salty

[Anonymous No.28662609]

>>28657957
I have the opposite with my dad. He calls me a few times a week to chat and talk about crypto and stocks. I love my dad so much bros, just glad that he’s proud of me.

[Anonymous No.28662612]

>>28660997
>these our the people fudding your favorite coins

[Anonymous No.28662658]

>>28662572
and so all STOCKS, bonds and ETFS

[Anonymous No.28662697]

>>28657957
If your dad's not happy to see his son become more successful then him then sorry anon he's a piece of shit.

Defoo.

[Anonymous No.28662704]

>>28660447
>and it will happen again.
Yeah, until it doesn't!

[Anonymous No.28662716]

>>28657957
just give him 100 bucks of BTC in a paper wallet and tell him how to set up a blockfolio on his phone. Problem solved.
I did that with my dad back in 2019 and now in 2021 he was the one who shilled me BAO when it was under 20 gwei we sold at around 150 gwei nice profit.

[Anonymous No.28662728]

>>28662595
no its because he equated CULTURED Persians as MUSLIM Persians.
which is FACTUALLY wrong on SO MANY levels.

[Anonymous No.28662791]

>>28662439
tired of repeating myself so ill just point you to >>28662092

[Anonymous No.28662854]

>>28660447
That was the era of nation states. We live in a globalist world

[Anonymous No.28662868]

>>28658176
I wish I had a cool innawoods dad

[Anonymous No.28662885]

>>28661786
>d greg douchebags training book a
who? im not up on memes about this stuff im a noob

[Anonymous No.28662905]

>>28662728
How's this for a blackpill: its fairly obvious by your broken english that you still live in the shithole known as Iran. How does it feel knowing that you're gonna be poor and oppressed for your entire pathetic existence? Meanwhile me and my 4.6 btc are sitting comfy waiting to become a millionaire, and living the life you can only dream of? Stay mad

[Anonymous No.28662971]

>>28662885
greg doucette. his anabolic french toast is fucking fire https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-p84S56h3U

[Anonymous No.28662974]

>>28662716
how would he even find out about it unless hes also on 4chan? do you really let your parents go on 4chan?

[Anonymous No.28663004]

>>28658413

Tell him to go back to his country since this is also the exact same way a market economy worries

[Anonymous No.28663018]

>>28662791
You got a bit of height on me but I’d win. Alexander lives through me

[Anonymous No.28663030]

>>28658176
Your dad has the right idea

[Anonymous No.28663083]

>>28658413
He's unironically right ngl

[Anonymous No.28663116]

>>28662905
kek
>dual citizenship
>own 3 houses in tehran
>own 1 house in LA
>own 50k link
>in us army intelligence service (getting paid 2k a month just because i know the language)
>connected to a hub of influential Persians through my extended family both in USA and IRAN.
and lol, i actually live in USA.
good luck with you "1 million" "persian"

[Anonymous No.28663155]

>>28657957
How did your father got your mom pregnant being such a colossal faggot???

You are the gardener's son.

[Anonymous No.28663156]

>>28658413
He's actually right. Based dad with intact morals, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.28663168]

>>28663018
fair. I kneel. whats your cycle? pic I posted was after months of lost gains but either way you'd probably beat me at my natty vs your natty peak

[Anonymous No.28663179]

>>28658413
>>28658657
>>28659364
>>28659555
>>28659751
>>28659952
>>28660381
>>28660997
>>28661308
>>28661441
>>28661544
>>28661691
>>28661786
>>28661871
>>28662092
>>28662791
>>28662905
>>28662971
You have to go back.

[Anonymous No.28663196]

why ur dad even care about what u do with ur money? ur dad is a fucking mentally ill loser.

[Anonymous No.28663218]

>>28657957
Beat his ass for being such a bitch

[Anonymous No.28663288]

>>28663018
Why did you decide to roid? Genuinely interested btw

[Anonymous No.28663295]

>>28663116
my turn
>6 billion networth
>friends with Elon Musk
>8 pack abs
>bought 1,000,000 ETH at ico
>kept 1k btc from 2012 faucets
>fucked your mother last night

[Anonymous No.28663307]

>>28663018
FUARK

[Anonymous No.28663346]

>>28657957
>telling people about your investments
why, at least now you see the havoc it wrecks

[Anonymous No.28663366]

>>28663179
No! I'm rich!

[Anonymous No.28663378]

>>28662974
> filename
My dad showed me 4chan when I was a kid kek

[Anonymous No.28663482]

>>28663295
and ye, persians REALLY pays in military.
farsi IRONICALLY is the third used language on the internet after english and chinese (according to US military) and so they need it.
>this newfag think 50k in link is a larp
you need to go back faggot.

[Anonymous No.28663587]

>>28663482
>t.
>>28661544

[Anonymous No.28663655]

>>28660997
change your toilet roll faggot

[Anonymous No.28663672]

>>28660272
>>28662545
Plus, Samuel Zemurray ran into this problem in Central America. Why else would he overthrow the Honduras President? 15k arces of land. Gotta make sure he can keep that. Basically Manhattan size

[Anonymous No.28663718]

>>28663587
its ok "persian"
have fun with your 5 btc..

[Anonymous No.28663769]

>>28663655
his faggy mussi dad probably use bidet or PEBBLES to clean his ass.

[Anonymous No.28663860]

>>28663769
Kek, OP is a an absolute faggot but he has you seething

[Anonymous No.28663889]

>>28660997
Give me your persian sisters and I will love them. White women are a curse

[Anonymous No.28663998]

There are two Persian faggots sucking each other dicks in this thread

[Anonymous No.28663999]

>>28659364
bro that's literally your own ass wtf

[Anonymous No.28664009]

>>28658176
tell your dad to get some gold to make a crown out of as well

[Anonymous No.28664093]

>>28663860
ofcourse he does.
you never EQUATE a muslim persian as a "CULTURED" persian.
Muslim Persians are LITERAL NPC.
they have the quran, but they NEVER read it in farsi to understand how batshit crazy it is.
they just BELEIVE its good work and just go with it.
and that is ANYTHING but culture.
personally i find it OFFENSIVE that he called his faggy dad a "cultured persian"

[Anonymous No.28664209]

>>28663889
I really reccoment persian women anon. They are fuck really good specially with all that repressed sexual energy that they have.
My current gf is palestinian, way out of my league, silky smooth black hair and green eyes I need only to kiss her neck and she is dripping wet
10/10 would reccomend. The world belong to the EVROPEAN BVLL

[Anonymous No.28664230]

>>28664009
kek
his dad is pretty based.

[Anonymous No.28664314]

>>28664093
Take your meds bucko

[Anonymous No.28664495]

>>28664314
lol not only muslims, but also christians and to some extents jews (since their religion is mostly ethnic inclusive).
they are ALL npc, because they BELIEVE in a book that they never READ.
tell a Christian how was it ok for god to kill Egyptian kids? or why was it ok to kill ALL original Israeli's?

[Anonymous No.28664547]

>>28664209
>palestinian
>arab
>persian
you are not really good at this anon.

[Anonymous No.28664584]

>>28658413
stfu and get out sand N I G G E R

[Anonymous No.28664716]

>>28664495

[Anonymous No.28664761]

>>28664716
are you...a christcuck?

[Anonymous No.28664768]

>>28658176
Unbelievably based

[Anonymous No.28664817]

>>28659364
this is literally your own ass hahahaha.
>>28663018
>>28660997
based tren cow btfoing dad bod mudslime.

[Anonymous No.28665048]

>>28664817
>my ass
>not hairy
pick one

[Anonymous No.28665163]

>>28664547
They are from the levant you seething nigger.
Just stay away from most turkish women they are fucking crazy.

[Anonymous No.28665185]

>>28665048
>shaved his faggy ass to be more desirable
yes?

[Anonymous No.28665254]

>>28665163
turks are crazy in general.
hithhi and Mongol blood runs through them.

[Anonymous No.28665316]

>>28663018
how tall?

[Anonymous No.28665360]

>>28665163
turks are monkeys
literal gorillas

[Anonymous No.28665362]

>>28664761
Kek imagine being triggered this easily. I feel sorry for you shitskins, mentally weak and therefore determined to never make it. Sand niggers BTFO

[Anonymous No.28665393]

>>28658176
based. tell him he's not welcome in my country , though
t. leaf

[Anonymous No.28665447]

can the mods move this shit to /int/ already holy fuck

[Anonymous No.28665473]

>>28657957
Tell him you put it all on a tether and lost it.

Next time keep hatin ass niggas-- foreign and domestic-- out ya fuckin business.

[Anonymous No.28665487]

>>28665254
>>28665360
Their only redeeming quality is the food and the few castizos with greek or balkan blood.
(Lebanese have THE best food in the middle east though)

[Anonymous No.28665533]

>>28665362
>mentally weak and therefore determined to never make it. Sand niggers BTFO
not according to my 50k link stack
triggered? nigger we are in 4chan. i am not even CAPABLE of getting triggered anymore.
and i get it, you got no culture, so you don't understand it.
hell, you might not even have extended families.
you just don't get it.
sad..

[Anonymous No.28665618]

>>28665447
agree, kek. Jannies SAGE this thread im starting get bored of trolling the same schizo

[Anonymous No.28665645]

>>28665533
you well never be a saudi prince

[Anonymous No.28665665]

>>28665487
theirs and GREEK food!
i used to work in a arabic restaurant, i actually didnt know about thier food until i started working in there)
some of their food is good.

[Anonymous No.28665751]

>>28665645
its ok anon, i don't want to be a manlet brown terd with micro peepee whose ONLY satisfaction in life comes from LITERAL shitting on white east European whores.
but then that OIL though..

[Anonymous No.28665774]

>>28665533
>not capable of getting triggered
>spends the entire thread screeching at people in capital letters
>larping having a 50k link stack
Imagine larping as a fucking poorfag, kek

[Anonymous No.28665814]

>>28665393
>my country
*China's

[Anonymous No.28665848]

>>28665751
take an extra (you)

[Anonymous No.28665923]

>>28665774
>larping about 50 k stack
first of all, 50 k stack is not a larp, unless ofcourse you are a newfag, then yes, 5 figures is a larp to you guys.
sad to be priced out anon?
>screeching at people
no, it was ONLY one dude larping as a "persian" and these are for EMPHASIS. i am pretty calm back home.

[Anonymous No.28666061]

>>28665665
Greek food is based af. Really healthy and clean too.
If you eat homemade greek food and exercise you will live to 100 really easy and eat good every day.

[Anonymous No.28666079]

>>28658258
>this
Honestly, I don't deserve my dad. My life has been decent and I probably don't deserve any of it. My dad loved me and supported me as best he could even when I was a total emo faggot in high school. I'm more mature now and have kinda followed in his footsteps from when he was my age and I know he's proud of me but I still feel like a piece of shit. What's wrong with me bros?

Anyway, my dad is awesome. He's based and redpilled on top. Love you, dad.

[Anonymous No.28666165]

>>28665923
>first of all, 50 k stack is not a larp
It is for useless 3rd worlders such as yourself. Prove it then you useless faggot. so far every single thing you’ve said in this thread comes off as a butthurt faggot, and you seem just like the pathetic loser who would larp being rich on a nipple slapping forum. And I only say rich because 50k link for a jeet trying to feed his village is something only (you) can dream of >>28665923
>am pretty calm back home
Good, now fucking stay there and seethe you useless sand nigger

[Anonymous No.28666169]

>>28658413
Just tell him it's Jew free and therefore not a Ponzi scheme.

[Anonymous No.28666174]

>>28666061
there is a Greek restaurant that i always go to. its run by a Greek immigrant family, so i think thats the CLOSEST i can ever come to eat hommade greek food.
unless of course i marry a Greek, but my family have other plans for me.

[Anonymous No.28666183]

>>28657957
kek

[Anonymous No.28666322]

>>28666165
>It is for useless 3rd worlders
lol cali is a 3rd world not gonna lie.
>imagine being such a new fag who think 50k link is IMPOSSIBLE to have
sad to be priced out anon, you shoulda seen chads with 200k bags in 2018.

[Anonymous No.28666370]

>>28658413
He's absolutely right where do you think profits in crypto come from? From the losses of other people

[Anonymous No.28666397]

>>28664209
is she a mooslim palestinian? do her parents know about you?

[Anonymous No.28666481]

>>28658176
>not buying up unwanted shit-tier land in canada and siberia in preparation for global warming and selling it back to scrubs for fat stacks
ISHYGDDT

[Anonymous No.28666483]

>>28666322
Show me one shred of evidence that you have 50k link and I’ll give you half my stack and livestream myself eating shit right now. And you don’t live in cali, you live in some side town next to Delhi. I’m waiting
>googles “50k chainlink stack”

[Anonymous No.28666577]

>>28658176
based smart dad

[Anonymous No.28666620]

fuck now i want a sexually repressed muslim woman

[Anonymous No.28666650]

>>28666483
>you live in some side town next to Delhi
i am OFFENDED sir, i am persian not indian.
learn geography please.
but no i live in cali.
and its ok anon, you can think i have 0 link?
if only it makes you feel like a big boy.
dont kill yourself anon.

[Anonymous No.28666672]

>>28664209
wrong, most persian women are unironically whores, even more so than western women. would not marry

[Anonymous No.28666734]

>>28666397
Her whole family is catholic and I'm a catholic too.
My dad is childhood friends with her dad so he basically treats me like a son.
But I collegue who dated a muslim girl and her family didn't really care it's not a big deal here.

[Anonymous No.28666743]

>>28666672
well older than 25 women are not marriage material anyway.
they are pickled.

[Anonymous No.28666816]

>>28666650
if you actually had 50k link you would have no problem proving to making me eat my shit. I will gladly kneel and call you my pajeet overlord Vikram. Unironically the most pathetic subhuman trash I’ve ever encountered on this website

[Anonymous No.28666893]

>>28662971
so are those regular egg whites or they have steroids? that guy is ripped as fuck, is that even possibe without steroids

[Anonymous No.28666936]

>>28666816
>no problem proving to making me eat my shit.(getting REALLY triggered now)
>unironically thinking promises made on basket weaving image board are UNBREAKABLE
show me a proof that you are CAPABLE at eating shit.
i might consider.

[Anonymous No.28666964]

>>28666734
lol in america? maybe if they're from money. poor muslims go apeshit if you talk to their daughter. i imagine thats the case in europe where most of them are destitute

[Anonymous No.28667006]

>>28666893
hes on steroids, openly. he never claimed to be natty lmao

[Anonymous No.28667080]

>>28658544
Have years to install pillboxes, traps, deadfalls buried caches etc. Maybe old coal or silver mines on property to fortify/hidden entrances. etc.

The possibilties are endless, but until the feudal crash, it will have to be *your* land to do the above.

[Anonymous No.28667141]

What in the fuck did I waste 15 minutes of my life reading ?

[Anonymous No.28667253]

>>28666964
No not america but I guess it's nice to know that my english is decent enough (I learned it by playing GTA San Andreas kek).

[Anonymous No.28667313]

>>28667253
a...are you in isreal?? Lebanon??

[Anonymous No.28667346]

>>28666936
Damn you can't even prove it lol
You got BTFO

[Anonymous No.28667439]

its been real lads but this thread unironically needs to die now. were all being distracted from making money
/SAGE

[Anonymous No.28667448]

>>28667346
its ok, i have 0 LINK.
are you comfortable now?

[Anonymous No.28667453]

>>28663116
how would you pass clearance? you would think the US military wouldnt be so retarded by hiring possible iranian spies but maybe they are that dumb

[Anonymous No.28667519]

>>28667313
Huezil

[Anonymous No.28667537]

>>28658176
Absolutely based. Only issue is that the government can just decide to say fuck you and confiscate your land in the nwo

[Anonymous No.28667608]

>>28667519
>brazil
yeah, all the arabs there are oligarchs kek they don't care about religion.

[Anonymous No.28667629]

>>28658413
He's going to behead you when it hits 50k. Get out.

[Anonymous No.28667644]

Just skimming through this thread. I can tell why your dad hates you. You’re all over the fucking place.

[Anonymous No.28667739]

>>28667453
clearance?
they check your background info.
they even knew my dad was a military officer in iraq-iran war.
beside us military have a system to prevent any spies.
so basically, you cant and SHOULD NOT, talk about another person about YOUR mission.
for example, if i am working on translation of a persian letter to english, thats a sensetive info and i cant discouse it to anyone but my commending officers.
also vice versa.
(i had fun during that SUPPOSED close call of us-iran war early in 2020. basically all my unit was pissing themselves at prospect of war, since i was talking about how my INFORMANTS from iran were preparing for war)

[Anonymous No.28667756]

>>28657957
You broke rule #1 of owning crypto.
Tell no one.

[Anonymous No.28667768]

>>28667608
We have very few muslims mostly poor people.

[Anonymous No.28667805]

>>28658413
Since when do Muslims have empathy?

[Anonymous No.28667812]

>>28667519
dude based.
i know for a fact that middle east POOR would never set foot into south America (because there is no gibs there)
good job colonizing her ass!

[Anonymous No.28667819]

>>28657957
>Dad is angry his son made money
What a pathetic fucking asshole of a dad

[Anonymous No.28667831]

Toss him a few shekels so he doesn't go insane and kill your whole family.

[Anonymous No.28667914]

>>28661641
Most boomers don't like to hear that they are not as financially savvy as they believe. The only investment most boomers have ever done is in realestate. So when someone says that their home is worth 10x what they paid they think that there can be no other way to make money. Forgetting that the only way they can make that money is for some sucker to pay that overly inflated price.

[Anonymous No.28667960]

>>28667519
obrigado

[Anonymous No.28667986]

Is he watching Bitcoin run up right now? Kek

[Anonymous No.28667988]

>>28657957
Your dad sounds like faget and the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. You should make him watch while you fuck your mom. Cuck ass family

[Anonymous No.28667999]

>>28663116
B-B-Based! Don't know shit about Persian economy, but I can respect the game

[Anonymous No.28668026]

>>28657957
bizarre, if my son was making it i'd be super proud and call him based for sticking it to the jewry. I have 2 sons and really hope one of them does this.

[Anonymous No.28668028]

>>28658057
>just enough that psychologically, in his mind, he’s not “losing” when it goes up

This is what I did for my Dad who kept shitting on crypto because he's into silver. I bought him $150 in BTC and a hw wallet he has zero idea how to use, but I got him set up with a portfolio app on his phone. Shortly after that, he was like

>Hey, anon son...I keep hearing about litecoin

So I bought some for both of us, and now it's a bonding occasion whether it goes up or down.

[Anonymous No.28668038]

>>28658176
Sounds pretty based to me

[Anonymous No.28668046]

>>28658544
Why buy anything if warlords? Sounds like a gay fucking cope to me.

[Anonymous No.28668228]

e-muslims are such fucking faggots. I mean i hate the real ones too for being radical but internet muslims are like bronies. For example OP

[Anonymous No.28668233]

>>28667999
economy is SHIT.
when i was little us dollor and 1000 tooman was 1:1.
now 1 dollar is 40000 tooman. (inflation from 5000 to 40000 happend in 5 years)
we were lucky, we bought several good houses, the price went up, we sold and bought some more in capital...before this shit.
the rest in usa is ALL my own hard work , and luck.

[Anonymous No.28668351]

>>28658482
KEK, this.

[Anonymous No.28668382]

>>28667812
:)
>>28667960
вce в пopядкe

[Anonymous No.28668421]

>>28658413
He's unironically right, btw. Based traditionalist. Just bond with your dad over religion. That's your best bet now, anon.

[Anonymous No.28668439]

uh, guys? fuck all this gay shit we are POOOOOMPING

[Anonymous No.28668527]

50k in within 10 minutes CHECKEM

[Anonymous No.28668563]

>>28668046
i mean his dad BUYS as a form of preparing for collapse not further prosperity.
its like buying gold BECUASE you think asteroid mining (if even possible) will make you richer.

[Anonymous No.28669113]

>>28667739
this sounds like a fun job is there an age limit? i know army has age limits for physical jobs like infantry but for intel can you still do it at 35

[Anonymous No.28669579]

>>28669113
ye 35.
i did 96 on my asvab, but my job is like 80 on asvab.
my job is basically interpreting encrypted letter.
lingusitic.
it take 1 year for a non native to learn the language they need (russian, chinese, arabic, persian) and then about 2 3 weeks of ACTUAL decryption learning.
my entire training took me 4 weeks, since i knew the language.
if you get 90 plus, you can choose a job working with satelites and later on get military recommendation to get a cushy engineering job as a civil
oh and the best part?? since i know Persian, i can go become a private security in Afghanistan with 200k payment. (thought i doubt i ever do that, i already made it, i am just waiting until my contract is over)

[Anonymous No.28669904]

>>28657957
It's extremely easy to fake a screenshot to show him whatever you want.

[Anonymous No.28670024]

>>28657957
Just give him some buttcoin so you can share the experience. Maybe convince him to find another coin he thinks is a good project and wants to put money in

[Anonymous No.28670031]

>>28658413
Salaam, Im Somali.
Some recommendations.

Dont tell your peeps every detail about your investments.
Dont tell people on 4 chan you are middle eastern..

[Anonymous No.28670194]

>>28658657
>muh dik
Didn't know persians were african

[Anonymous No.28671125]

>>28668233
Luck plays a big role in everything, but you made some smart investments brother.

[Anonymous No.28671198]

seconding the advice that you should buy your dad some bitcoin. it's clear that he's insecure about not owning any.

[Anonymous No.28672023]

>>28659751
Is his name Mohammad Schiffisu?

[Anonymous No.28672134]

>>28657957
call him a faggot

[Anonymous No.28672182]

>>28666370
No shit but that’s what everyone signs up to when they trade wtf would be the point of investing then you monkey?

[Anonymous No.28672862]

>>28658413
I‘m sorry for all these people. It‘s a difficult question and the religious aspect makes it all the more complicated. Societally your fathers attitude is actually really healthy and we could have avoided many economic crashes with that attitude.
Idk what you should do, man. I‘d say just don‘t sell and maybe in 10 years if bitcoin is still worth a damn maybe he will be convinced that it‘s not just a ponzo scheme but a normal asset and you were just wise for investing into it so early.
If you give of the impression that you‘re selling at some unsustainable spike that might infuriate him more than when you sell it at a time where the asset‘s relatively stable.

[Anonymous No.28672901]

>>28658176
Tell him he's retarded and teach him how to invest. If he invested that shit in VOO or some other ETF he'd have easy gains instead of buying worthless wilderness land that doesn't raise in value.