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28641350 No.28641350 [Reply] [Original]

Can we finally settle this?

>> No.28641398

middle one

>> No.28641425
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>>28641350
nigger

>> No.28641488

Pictures taken 3 seconds before betrayal.

>> No.28641500

>>28641350
Skinny weakly developed dudes are known to have big dongs

>> No.28641604

>>28641398
fpbp

>> No.28641685

>>28641350
the chad plaid vs the pedo skelly

>> No.28641745

>>28641350
dude haven't you seen my blog post that has been getting copy pastad for years? i'm sure they're both above average but sergey is packing a monsterously large lap hog.

>> No.28641787
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SN=NS it has already been settler

"And I'm see- a-after seven years of developing smart contracts and ten years in th- well...10 years...well...a-a number of years. I-In any case a number of years in-in-in-in-in the blockchain industry....you-you basically see umm (audible pause 4 seconds) smacks lips y-your-clip ends"

>> No.28641797

Skelly is packing for sure , the fatso is probably 3.5 inches

>> No.28641824

sergey isnt actually this fat now, is he?

>> No.28641855

>>28641350
You just know Serge is packing

>> No.28641871

>>28641500
Im built just like vitalik and my dong is only 6 inches

>> No.28641889

Money skelly is all ribs and dick

>> No.28641980

is sergey a fucking manlet? embarrassing

>> No.28641991

>>28641350
Notice how Vitalik and this hoe have the same leg pose

>> No.28642078

>>28641871
i was like that too until i started working out at 26 and my dong is around the same size, 6 inches, last time i measured when i was 15.

>> No.28642221

>>28641871
oh wait you wrote "only"
6 inches is big

>> No.28642355

>>28641350
Vitality definitely has a micro

>> No.28642502

>>28641871
>>28642221
I'm tall and skinny like Vitalik and mine is 6.5" easy. Girth is about average though.

>> No.28642815

Vitalik is gay right. Serious question

>> No.28643124
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>> No.28643145
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>>28642815
as gay in your fantasy, except it's x9000% irl

>> No.28643172

>>28641398
fpbp

>> No.28643242
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>>28642815
she is straight actually

>> No.28643345
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>>28641350
Sergay is your cool uncle and vitalik is your autistic, possibly gay, younger brother

>> No.28643415

>>28643242
vitalina is hot

>> No.28643430

>>28643124
Body language suggest that the girl likes Vitalik but Vitalik likes Sergey

>> No.28643441

Tall skinny guys generally have big cocks, that said I'm not a size queen and sir gay is much much cuter

>> No.28643678

>>28641500
>>28641797
Nah I would've noticed a bulge. He's always wearing skinny or clingy pajama-type pants

>> No.28643874

>>28643678
depends on how he tucks his dick anon he also wears lose jeans

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>>28641350

>> No.28644285
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>>28641350
This is simple. Both Vitalik and that chick are crossed legged even though they are standing. This is an unconscious defense mechanism. They are "crossing themselves" as to not have to be completely open. It is a form of self protection. When do you need to protect yourself? Obviously, when you feel anxious. Now vitalik might feel anxious because he is standing face to face with a hot chick which makes him feel awkward and a little defensive, like so many nerds. This could be a plausible answer.
However, I think both of them are just simply overwhelmed by the absolutely based power stance of the strongest person in that hall. Sergey Nazarov. Look at him standing there all manly, both feet firmly on the ground, no need to hide himself. Just being fully himself and embracing his alfaness.
Who's actually cock is actually bigger is not even relevant here. Sergey was always going to overpower these two other faggots with nothing but his titan balls.

>> No.28644324

>>28641350
vitalik looks like a pencildick
sergey, chode with massive bollocks

>> No.28644457

>>28641350
I think the girl and vitalik are in love. They have the same body language which means they are on teh same level.

>> No.28644894

>>28641350
I always pictured Vitalik as 5'4" for some reason. Had no idea he was a total lanklet

>> No.28644961

Vitaly

>> No.28645331
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>>28641350
>body language mirroring and facing Vitalik
>virgin posture sergay

>> No.28645422

>>28644285
based and body language pilled

>> No.28645489

>>28641350
>vitalik
>has a cock
pick one

>> No.28645509

>>28641500
They do not. However, what they do have looks much larger because there is a lot less mass on their body.

>> No.28645621

>>28642221
I dont know that 6 is that big. I thought 7.5+ was big?

>> No.28645855
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28645855

>muh dick

>> No.28645856

>>28645621
Average is 10cm
Anything below 8cm is small
Anything above 14-15cm is big
20+ cm (7,5+ inches) is abnormally big
if your dick is 14-15cm which is normal you're blessed with an amazing dick. 10cm with good girth is great for the girl. Not as aesthetic but perfect for girls. 14 can hurt but looks absolutely amazing. will make any girl want to give you bjs

>> No.28645957

>>28645856
>average is 10cm
erect? you gotta be kidding. kys, small dick

>> No.28646145

>>28645957
coomers consume too much porn

>> No.28646195
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>MUH DICK

>> No.28646212

>>28646145
is that why mine's 16cm? seethe

>> No.28646260
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>>28645621
>7.5'
>no girth
>will probably never use it anyway

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>>28641398
Every time

Fbpb

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>>28646212
>MUH DICK

>> No.28646459

>>28641889
This killed my sides

>> No.28646497

>>28645856
10 cm is only 4 inches tho.. that doesn't sound right. Are you from an Asian country by chance?

>> No.28646535
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>MY WIVE'S BOYFRIEND HAS SUCH A BIG DICK

>> No.28646717

Reminder than nobody cares how big your penis is on an anonymous mongolian basketweaving forum. There are no women here

faggots should go to their containment board
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/lgbt/

>> No.28646837

>>28645957
average is 13 cm which is just over 5 inches, most of the 6.5 average stats come from self reporting. if men self reported heights, we would probably average 6'5 too. I have a sold 6 inches and literally no girl has been disappointed

>> No.28646916

>>28646837
citation for this if anyone needs it
https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2015/03/how-big-average-penis

>> No.28647351

>I measure my self worth by how well I can satisfy a woman with my penis
Anon, I...

>> No.28647394

>>28642221
>6 inches is big
dicklet cope

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>> No.28647542

Hers.

>> No.28647694

>>28641500
in my experience it's not "skinny, weakly-developed dudes", it's "skinny dudes who are toned despite doing little to no exercise" -- it probably has something to do with testosterone

>> No.28647790

>>28643430
Very good catch.

>> No.28647805

>>28647694
bullshit. i'm well below average size and look shredded

>> No.28647867

>>28641350

i have sucked both of their cocks and can say for certain that neither of them are as big as your mother's

>> No.28647926

>>28641350
sergey and vitalik probably double teamed this lass immediately after this photo was taken.
find her and ask her if you want to know so badly.

>> No.28647930

>>28645509
Keep telling yourself fatty

>> No.28647932

>>28641350
chad posture from serg here, vitalik on the other hand..

>> No.28648005

>>28646497
No Europe
It's actually reality so if your dick's >10cm, and as I said it's normal, you should consider yourself lucky
14-15cm dick is perfect in aesthetic and great in utility. 10 is perfect in utility but ok in aesthetic
19cm is too long it's neither good looking nor good in utility. as soon as you see you know that shit's way too long and below 10 you're fucked, no longer good in utility nor in aesthetic

with a long dick you can still hit the right spot without going all the way in but with a smaller than 10cm dick you might not hit the spot and there's nothing you can do

>> No.28648156

>>28648005
>hit the spot
are you hitting your spot or are you too concerned with making your hole happy?

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>>28644285
No. They are isolating the older man and flirting. But we all know women fuck anything for in their little brains are forever spinning coins and almost nothing else.

>> No.28648312
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how does sergay have a full beard amd still look like a slack jawed feget

>> No.28648377

>>28648312
He's a fatty

>> No.28648408

>>28646497
>>28647394
>>28645621
>>28645957
why do you think most vibrators are around 10cm in size? tards falling for the porno memes
15cm is "big" but still useful
20cm is too big
10cm is "small" but still useful
8cm is too small

>> No.28648466

>>28648005
Can confirm, this is accurate.

>> No.28648641

>>28641871
6 is bigger than most of the losers on this site.

>> No.28648642

>>28641350
She's mimicking Vitaliks leg posture. Sergay nothing but a small dicked third wheel.

>> No.28648700

>>28648175
Update: Vitalik is saying BUY NEED MONEY and she's saying BUT BLOWJOB while Sergey is saying I AM MONEY.

>> No.28648735

>>28648408
how do I measure my clock correctly? Any tutorials?

>> No.28648749

>>28648408
Yeah but those are vibrators, of course they're shorter because they're used for the clit so it's easy to use if shorter. Why are most dildos well above average size? That's a more meaningful comparison. Sorry for the blackpill.

>> No.28648841

>>28648700
Bye, not buy.

>> No.28649157

>>28648735
Insert in granny's mouth and if she giggles it's small.

>> No.28649469

>>>28648408
>Why are most dildos well above average size?
Kids like big toys.

>> No.28649517

>>28648749
vibrators aren't used for the clit you retard that's the hitachi you're thinking about
most vibrators are meant to be shoved in there and vibrate to stimulate the entire vagina

dildos are meant to be aesthetic which is why they are designed like dicks and why they are usually larger because a big dick = aesthetic which is what i'm saying
why aren't dildos designed like vibrators? because girls want to pretend a beautiful aesthetic dick is fucking them
not a small dick that's pure utility
the vibrator's pure utility

Also a small sized dildo's usually 11-12 in cm discounting the balls
Medium size's usually 14-15 cm discounting the balls
Large is usually 17-18 discounting the balls
And an extra large is usually around 20-21cm discounting the balls

Honestly stop being a retard and just google a little
why are you so invested in making people with 10cm dicks feel bad? mine is huge. It's 17-18cm thus my experience
I've yet to be able to use the entire shaft without hurting the girl
fucking tard

>> No.28649654

>>28641350
No disrespect to Sergey but I think Vitalik probably has a comically huge elephant dick, it's always the skinny dudes who have third legs

>> No.28649720

Damn that grill is prolly ugly as hell. Women ruin pictures too.
Otherwise epic photo.
Any without the sticky figure?

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>>28649517
You have become emotionally compromised, sperged out to my simple question and then tried to convince the internet you have a massive dick to cope.
Just lol.

>> No.28649873

>>28647694
> In my experience
Just say your a faggot

>> No.28649999

>>28649873
t. faggot

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>>28649517
>dicks
>aesthetic
Philosophy is weak on this one.

>> No.28650110

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/lgbt/

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>>28649749
i got too into this conversation i don't even care
20 is small whatever what the hell

>> No.28650188

>>28649999
See, that wasn't so hard. Faggot

>> No.28650677

>>28641350
I'm 6.5 and I used to think that was average until i started getting laid. Either every other guy is lying, I've only been with girls that've been with guys that have small dicks (my sample size of girls isnt too small), or every girl is exaggerating my penis to make me feel better. I once had a previous hook-up drunkenly exclaim to the group that I was with at a bar that I had the best penis at my Uni.

>> No.28651521

i have a 6.25 inch normally measured and 7.5 inch bone pressed.
idk literally looks above average at best. the way you measure it literally skews all of this. you can go from below average to exceptional big. 1 inch can make an insane difference. yeah idk again i am technically 7.5 i guess not that i am using it anyways. again does not look anything worthwhile in comparison you even see at normal everyday vanilla homemade prnhub vids