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She wants 500$ a month in rent and I have 10,000 LINK and negative 220$ in my checking account. I showed the dumb bitch where Link's price is right now and she knew where it was before. She's at her wits end with me and I told her to just give it 3 more months, but she isnt having it. She took away my XBOX too and I'm in South Dakota where there is nothing else to do but play Halo 3. Shes telling me to go work in an oil field but I dont want to be killed when we are so close to the singularity. Any South Dakota LinkMarines I can stay with for the summer? I'll give you 10 link. Or should I just hit the fat bitch over the head with a frying pan?

>> No.28622975
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28622975

>>28622881
nigger

>> No.28622977

You're a fucking loser lmao

>> No.28622979

Think how much more link you could buy with the oil job money

>> No.28622990

Soon you will buy her house for 1 link

>> No.28623044

>>28622881
5 LINK UPDATED PASTA WHEN

>> No.28623047
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28623047

you know the answer, hit her

>> No.28623132

>>28622977
>>28622975
>>28622979
>>28622990
>>28623047
Look at all these new fags

>> No.28623135

>>28622881
Smack her over the head

>> No.28623163
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28623163

Oh how far we’ve come

>> No.28623169

>>28623132
Look at you falling for obvious newfag bait

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28623333

>>28622881
I love you anon. Cant wait till its 1 link

>> No.28623404

>>28623333
Checked
I fomo

>> No.28623456

NEVER FUCKING SELL YOUR LINKS BELOW $ 1000. GO LIVE IN THE STREETS IF YOU NEED

>> No.28623486

>>28623333
checked

>> No.28623529

>301k sitting around
>lives with mommy
>complains about paying rent
this shockingly realistic satire brought to you by ChainLink

>> No.28623578

Don't hit your mom anon but do take this to heart. If you're male just dominate your mom the way you do any other bitch. Just don't smack women around.

>> No.28623618

>>28622881
You're posting this AGAIN? What do you gain from this?

>> No.28623697

>>28622881
>She's at her wits end
wtf does that mean.

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>>28623169
look at you for falling for newfag newfag bait

>> No.28623779

>>28622881
I'm a canadian plumber I will lend you some money bc I literally make millions by grifting old people into buying new toilets and stuff they dont need

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>>28623163

>> No.28623816

>>28623163
My favorite posts. Always signals a pump

>> No.28623859

>>28622881
good to see that meme alive.

>> No.28623931

>>28623169
Look at your falling for a new fag hook

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>>28623333
We have become the Jews now. May god have mercy on our souls

>> No.28625402

>>28622881
Just sell 20 link you dummy

>> No.28625504

Send me 1k LINK and I’ll let you live in my house for free

>> No.28625597

>>28622881
Lmao haven't seen this in a little bit. There are too many newfaggots ITT.

>>28623333
Checked.

>> No.28625638

>>28622881
Frying pan, its the only way.

>> No.28625769

>>28624113
Great webm

>> No.28625800

>>28623578
How do you dominate them without smacking them around?
You have to show them that you are stronger genetically and at any time you could overpower her to have your way with her.

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>>28622881
Based. It's been a while anon

>> No.28625894

>>28622881
Sell a few and pay your bills faggot. Why should she suffer?

>> No.28625922

>>28624113
I think about it every time now, we will be the ones having the tokens used to verify that you have been vaccinated when your chip is scanned at the entrance of your wage cage

>> No.28625928

>>28623767
>>28623931
look at these fucking newfags falling for newfag newfag newfag baits

>> No.28625951

>>28623767
>He doesn't know that what he thought was a newfag falling for newfag newfag bait was actually newfag bait baiting him into thinking it was newfag bait, but the newfag was him
Newfag detected

>> No.28626022

>>28622881
i missed this

>> No.28626207

>>28622881
Pic of you mom or it didn't happen

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28626484

>>28625769
best on I've got
>>28625922
checked but would you rather it be fully controlled by Schwab and friends? or have a sprinkle of well intentioned autists? We can't change what's going to happen in the next 10 years but we can build wealth for the next battle. The war is not over as long as I live.

>> No.28626538

>>28622881
damn i haven't seen this post in a while i remember seeing it a year or two ago

>> No.28626599

>>28623333
When did this pasta started? 50LINK?

>> No.28626656

>>28625951
What an absolute newfag. How new are you?

>> No.28627157

>>28622881
This fucking thread again. my god the state

>> No.28627200

>>28626599
>50 LINK
oh you sweet winter child

>> No.28627348

i just bought the frying pan off your amazon wish list. good luck anon.