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28606563 No.28606563 [Reply] [Original]

what say you lads?

>> No.28606695

I am tired.

>> No.28606715

>>28606563
Fake and gay

>> No.28606734

>>28606695
fucking same
>wage monday to friday
>too fucked to move on the weekends

>> No.28606741

>>28606563
>labour have only won 2 of the last 100 years of elections
Can we just bring back the monarchy already. Democracy is a joke

>> No.28606745

>>28606563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USWqrrF6cQw
This is how I feel about my coins right now.

>> No.28606761

oi oi

got shitfaced last night and my now shit smells of marmite. never drinking fosters again.

>> No.28606786

>>28606745
fosters, good call

>> No.28606897

Why are you faggots always making /brit(board)/ in every single board. Fucking annoying. No one fucking cares that you are british you pieces of shit.

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>>28606563
the paki gnome is gonna come for r'cryptos lads. not looking good

>> No.28606961

>>28606563
At least you got the flag right this time mate.

Most 'British' generals, can't even get the flag right and they stink of curry more than my local council estate

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>>28606961
Which do you think will go down first, UK or France?

>> No.28607071

>>28606897
fuck off, what shithole are you from? i got a few good guesses based on your bitterness.

>> No.28607078

>>28606897
I only ever visit /brit/ /britpol/ /britbiz/ & /britfeel/ threads, outer-chan is a complete cesspool

>> No.28607095
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>>28606897
Seething cope from an inferior species.

>> No.28607123

>>28606741
labour is a joke you mean

>> No.28607162
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28607162

Oi guv wots all this crypto lark right carry on

>> No.28607172

>>28606933
I’m never paying tax on it. Rather give it away to an enemy of the state to spend on terrorisms.

>> No.28607179

alri

>> No.28607234

>>28606741
that’s labours fault

>> No.28607298
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>>28606897
get colonised faggot

market looked bearish on friday
hope everyone held on steady
also go outside and get some sun anons

>> No.28607306

>>28607123
Nah it’s democracy but labour are a joke within a joke. These one nation cunts are monsters though.

>> No.28607332

... Hacks today on my PC ... Have lost all of my Chainlink ... HMRC messing me about ... I am being harassed by the vile cowards in this country ...

>> No.28607342

>>28607057
France is going down faster the last couple years for sure. Paris is pigsty and French cities are literally littered with islamic Algerians and Africans that hardly speak the language and just riot nonstop.

England has lots of Indians so they offset the islamisation somewhat. Still cities like Birmingham, Luton parts of London are going down the gutter.

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>>28606897
Calm down burger, and come chippy with the lads

>> No.28607415

whats the property market gonna be like this year lads when furlough and mortgage moritorium ends in april

>> No.28607416
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>>28606563
Sussex reporting in.

Tried swinging and I'm so fucked.

>> No.28607437

>>28607332
what is hmrc saying?

>> No.28607451

>>28607332
>Hacks
You were going on naughty sites weren’t you

>> No.28607481

>>28606563
Britain will see an economic boom in the next few years

>> No.28607509
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>>28606741
2 too many

>> No.28607524

>go to UK to get a PhD
>PhD stipends are literal poverty at £15k a year when one-bedroom flats are £1k/month minimum
>Apply for funding from a trust in my home country
>Get paid 1.5x for the same work just for bothering
>Also get an extra stipend annually for saving my advisor's money

Something is wrong with this island. Wages aren't high, costs of living are high (mostly accommodation) and your government seems insistent on making university degrees a one-way street to a lifetime of debt. I don't see how anyone is supposed to be able to buy a house without inheriting one.

>> No.28607529

>>28606563
bought some $TRDL yesterday and thats going well. stay warm lads its fucking cold outside.

>> No.28607530

>>28607415
Hopefully it’ll crash with no survivors. Remember, there is no political solution to this and people will defend the system while they are still invested in it.

>> No.28607535

>>28607481
your mums gash will see my willy boom in a few hours
WANKER

>> No.28607621
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>>28607416
Don’t swing you tit

>> No.28607629
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>>28607529
pic rel

>> No.28607666

>>28607481
Britain will see more city booms with the next few hundred thousand mudslimes

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28607679

sup lads when can i start investing in the britcoin?

>> No.28607700

>>28607535
Ha you’ve done him

>> No.28607714

>>28607621
homebrew cider?

>> No.28607717

>>28606745
my fucking sides

>> No.28607720

>>28606563
Buy premium bonds lads, insider tip

>> No.28607727

>>28607535
Listen, my mum is a wonderful women and you talking about her like that is inappropriate and disgusting smarten yourself up kid you look like a big issue seller

>> No.28607756

>>28607666
Yes, more "gas explosions" no doubt.

>> No.28607763

>>28607095
Truly the world continues to envy us, despite claiming they hate us.

>> No.28607786
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>>28607621
I know, I know. Lesson learned.

At least my Algorand survived unmolested, and it looks to be crabbing along quite nicely.

Fucking cold outside eh? Thames has frozen over for the first time in 67 years.

>> No.28607793

>>28607727
my willy is a big issue seller
selling my willy and her gash is BUYING!
hahahahaha
tosser
*tap dances out of the thread*

>> No.28607799
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>>28607679
Nah get some barrels so you can escape the filth they are importing https://nsmdo.com/#1

>> No.28607810

>>28606563
Stop making country generals happen on /biz/ go back to pol.

>> No.28607892

>>28606745
Noddy holder sounds particularly peeved.

>> No.28607906

>>28606741
Full absolute monarchy and return to divine right to rule. It's actually the only way.

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>>28607810

>> No.28607935

>>28607810
We're colonising this board, and every other board.

>> No.28607941

>>28607524
I managed to get a deposit for a flat in the 2017 run. Im on a very good salary and even then it was difficult without the crypto boost.

>> No.28607952

>>28607714
Mead https://gotmead.com/blog/recipe/joes-ancient-orange-clove-and-cinnamon-mead/
>>28607786
Has it now? Not even snowed by me :(
Swinging is a taxable even fir one and it also means you do what I did and lose 10k LINK :)))
Put it in a wallet and forget it while buying more. Only sell if you want to buy something else and never sell all of it. Don’t buy shit.

>> No.28607981

>>28607524
15k tax free is more than enough to live what are you on lad
You're a phd student you don't need to be spending 1k a month on rent

>> No.28607984

>>28606897
Brexit means brexit, dont post in non-british threads

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>>28606563
ri'

>> No.28608008

First Indian ITT. I have fever

>> No.28608040

>>28607810
The British are famous for establishing ethnocentric colonies in areas where they are unwelcome

>> No.28608047

>>28606741
>Starmer just wrote an article on his plans for labour
>it’s behind a murdoch paywall
voting NIP next election suck my dick keith shag the flag harder

>> No.28608063

>>28607371
is this hastings? looks painfully familiar

>> No.28608094

>>28606741
And that’s a good thing. Labour would make CGT 80%

>> No.28608152

>>28606563
I want to own a house lads, I'm thinking of re-training and getting a cert in IT to get a better job.
The trouble is that it would still take 2 decades to save up 200k, so I'm considering gambling on crypto.

>> No.28608154

>>28608063
just realised it is haha
can tell by the vicky statue in the back
hastings mentioned

>> No.28608181

>>28607371
Looks like gateway of India

>> No.28608214

Any Brit lads here who have made it? What are you currently invested in?

>> No.28608230

>>28608181
insult my town again and i'll atomise your jaw pal

>> No.28608272

>>28608152
80/20 your savings maybe? - 20% crypto 80% trade savings / ISA / Save to buy type investment vehicle.

I'm shit scared that the wheels will fall off and would risk everything.

>> No.28608274

>>28606563
The secret /biz/ server is:
https://discord
.gg/Y6BRmEVC
It has to stay secret or (((discord))) will shut it down.
As far as (((discord))) knows it's the official server for BUNKERCHAN LEFTYPOL./.

>> No.28608304

>>28607342
Name a decent city in the UK. I'll wait

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>> No.28608343

>>28608230
Aaa the old Hastings welcome.

Could be worse I suppose, could be Newhaven.

>> No.28608361

>>28608230
'twas built by your angloid grandfathers mate

>> No.28608376

>>28607509
peter hates labour just as much as he hates the conservatives.

>> No.28608393
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>>28608304
Every one of them is perfect in their own way

>> No.28608403

>>28608304
Lichfield?

>> No.28608415

>>28608343
newhaven is pretty nice wont lie

>> No.28608423

>>28608274
Fuck up cunt

>> No.28608459

>>28606741
if labour wins you will be under lockdown til the day you die

the tories might let you out every now and then

>> No.28608469

>>28608304
Doncaster

>> No.28608491

>>28608304
York, Bournemouth, Windsor, Bath and Oxford are good in my opinion. Yorkshire is home mate

>> No.28608509

>>28608415
You go through it, not to it.

Full of Brightons' homeless now. Going rough as fuck. Loads of hostels opening up near the Quay.

>> No.28608514

>>28608393

BASED AND LOICENSE PILLED

>> No.28608552
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28608552

Post slags

>> No.28608570

>>28607981
Well, that's the thing. It's viewed as something that should only just enable you to live hand-to-mouth. Whereas in several places around Europe it's viewed more as a job that you get something like a salary for. For example, back home you'd get something like 2000-2500€ per month and rent for a one-bedroom flat in the middle of most (non-capital) cities is around 600€. You end up with opportunities to actually save a bit. Even worse, the UK has their graduates face something like £40k debt from undergrad, which they then won't be able to even begin repaying for another 3-4 years if they do a PhD. I would have expected people on a finance board to understand why this is not a great system.

I share my apartment with my gf so I end up spending about £550 per month with bills, I couldn't go much lower even if I just rented a room by myself.

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>>28608552

>> No.28608589

>>28607481
>Brexit: London loses out as Europe's top share trading hub
kek plus their anti-crypto laws will make this place the opposite of an economic boom

>> No.28608605

any britrubichads in

>> No.28608611
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>>28607057
Hopefully France de-nuclearises themselves like South Africa did before the Africans fully take over.

>> No.28608627

>>28608272
of course. I should've said I wouldn't go all in either way.
for example put some in vanguard and that might x1.5 - x2 long term.
and then play around with 2K (all I would need to do would be to double it a few times) with crypto.

>> No.28608630
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>capital gains tax over £120k is 45%

>> No.28608664

>>28608570
>EU migrant complaining about not getting enough bennies

Typical

>> No.28608666

>>28608491
Ughh, found the professional Yorkshireman.

Go on, tell us all about how great cobble streets are and how awesome Hendersons Relish is.

>>28608552
Bloke on the left is looking nervous like she could blow at any minute.

>> No.28608717

>>28606741
Are you implying we need MORE immigration? Te tories are already pumping us to capacity

>> No.28608728

>>28608552
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W1NR8s6d6-M

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>>28606563
you don't shower enough and have a misplaced sense of superiority which often leads to drowning on our shores

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>>28608630
wait.. WHAT

>> No.28608795

Sucking a golf ball

>> No.28608797

>>28607306
no labour are just a fucking joke. they abandoned their base to court immigrants and students in london. now their tactic to win back 'the red wall' is to call everyone a racist. norf people just want a chance to work for themselves, they dont want a refugee camp in the town centre and a weekly lgbt children's parade.

>> No.28608819

>>28607057
London and a few other places are holes but nowhere near as bad as France

>> No.28608828

>>28608747
You're on 120k, it's not like you'll even notice it's gone

>> No.28608860

just walked up the stairs lads

>> No.28608871

>>28608589
>40% unemployment hidden behind a money printer scheme
>Self inflicted unemployment as all global data shows covid is literally nothing to the under 70s
>MSM claim roaring 20s will come due to lockdown
Not even joking, get a shotgun licence asap fella

>> No.28608878

>>28608274
Is this britbiz or just general biz discord? Or is it just some meme link I’m gonna join some cult of MLP

>> No.28608905

>>28608570
>repaying student loan

Dude just fuck the hmrc off, what are they gonna do? I just ignore any letters from them and plan to keep doing so until I’m at least doing £60k a year, at which point I might give them a monthly pittance

>> No.28608936

>>28608570
Yeah but the advantage of doing it in the UK is you do your PhD at a proper university and not one of the Mikey mouse institutions you have on the continent
Realistically you should be paying us for allowing you to research here

>> No.28608942

>>28608828
capital gains ya muppet

>> No.28608947

>>28608403
Lol no. Full of porkies now. It was nice.

>> No.28608992
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>>28608871
Yeah, we're fucked alright.

>> No.28609006

>>28608942
But that only affects crypto assets, so is irrelevant

>> No.28609019

>>28607524
Our government is addicted to inflation, its like they think its a magic tax which makes money and no-one will notice everything costs 10x as much now

We need election reform so the tories actually need to do things to get elected over third parties instead of just not being labour

>> No.28609050

>>28608797
You aren’t getting that under (((democracy)))

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>>28608630
?

>> No.28609094

>>28608630
No it’s not it’s 20%.

>> No.28609103

>>28608469
I think you meant mexborough anon

>> No.28609107

>>28608630
20% was already pushing it, if Rishi really does go ahead with his CGT rises I won't declare my crypto gains anymore and keep my savings in stablecoin DeFi platforms.

>> No.28609117

>>28609006
Shoo stinky wagie

>> No.28609120

>>28609006
not if you have 120k? you must be simple. don't reply to me EVER again.

>> No.28609152

>>28608491
I said cities not towns. all of those are small and provincial

>> No.28609176

>>28609107
Criminal

>> No.28609201

>>28609103
is it true its brimmed with roma now lad?

>> No.28609217

>>28609152
In English law a city is any town that has a cathedral

>> No.28609221

>>28609080
https://www.express.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/1396415/capital-gains-tax-uk-rate-changes-cgt-rishi-sunak-budget

>> No.28609225

>>28609107
They ain’t getting a penny off me. These was my gibs and now thems my crypto millions

>> No.28609253

>>28609050
and what did we get under labour? the country is still fucked from blair's gibs bonanza and immigrant flood. every time labour is elected the country is set back 20years

>> No.28609263

>>28608666
>Go on, tell us all about how great cobble streets are and how awesome Hendersons Relish is.
Had a good laugh at this
York is pretty nice though

>> No.28609294

>>28609201
Kill them, kill them all!

>> No.28609314

>>28609107
If Rishi does that he'll wishi never lived here the stupid fucking faggot and I'll make sure of it in minecraft

>> No.28609326

>>28608664
Maybe if you retards didn't put the people who should drive technological advances on what basically amounts to benefits your country would have a future. It's not just PhD students, actual researcher salaries are heavily cucked as well.

>>28608936
University/advisor name is indeed the only reason I came here. And I do pay for doing research here (well, my funding body pays). There's still tuition fees for postgrad paid to the university, and my salary isn't paid by anyone in the UK but is largely spent here. Though I basically work full-time doing research in a technologically very relevant field.

No way in hell am I staying here after getting my degree though.

>> No.28609351

>>28609094
>>28609107
>>28609080
that's only if your salary is less than £40k per year..

>> No.28609361

>>28609253
I don’t want either fucking party. Politicians all need rope.

>> No.28609387

>>28609217
That's just semantics, whenever someone says "city" the picture you get is of a big urban area, not some small sized town full of alcoholics on the high street

>> No.28609406

>>28609225
Hope you get HMRC'd

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hahaha alri de lads about to put my life savings into Markoin get in theeerrreee

>> No.28609520

>>28609176
t. Bennies leach
This is how the western welfare states will end. Burden becoming too high on workers paying for everyone else, so eventually people will start using the crypto economy. I won't be surprised if we start seeing Darknet Markets not for drugs but for everyday stuff without paying VAT.

>> No.28609708

>>28609361
agreed desu. both parties are kiked in their own way. im actually moving to a dictatorship in september for a year to trade muh shitcoins there. was supposed to do it last year but ye the coof.

>> No.28609768

>>28609520
This.

We're gonna be in the escape from New York meets Onions Green timeline where workers have abandoned work in favour of trading crypto to escape the pressures and avoid paying for all the povvos.

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>>28609406
Typical wagie rooting for the system to win. Go away slave.

>> No.28609973

>>28609351
No it’s not retard. Literally read the HMRC page on CGT there’s no mention of 40%. Higher rate payers pay 20%. It’s 10% under that.

>> No.28610042

>>28609708
Nice. Hope you get back safely and buy land with enough left over for fuck you money.

>> No.28610069

>>28608491
york looks pretty.

>> No.28610113

>>28609965
i want the system to win for at least the next 10-15 years so i can make enough money waging

>> No.28610115

>>28609326
>No way in hell am I staying here after getting my degree though.
Good, we're full

>> No.28610167

>>28609973
Read the link, it's expected to be announced in the budget

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28610240

>>28606897
Based.

>> No.28610260

>>28610115
Full of muslims

>> No.28610330

>>28608304
milton keynes

>> No.28610355

>>28610260
take your ex-poly "phd" back home bro

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>>28610113
Yeah and then for your kids, and your grandkids. It’s never ending. You lot need to be forced to lose everything. I’m funding rapefugee boats if I make a million. Drive you lot to despair so you fight back.

>> No.28610460

>>28608552
me on the left

>> No.28610486

>>28610042
haha its probably safer there than most town centres here nowadays. if all goes well i can set up a mining unit there too and ill move out there full time eventually. basically the west is too kiked some im moving somewhere without jews

>> No.28610540

>>28610438
no i will earn enough to provide for my kids without them needing to work

>> No.28610580

>>28610355
Kek Blair’s dun you (the poly lot)

>> No.28610657

>>28607332
What's shopper bear watching?

>> No.28610662

>>28610486
>move out there full time eventually
Ah traitor is it? I see. Land is everything, leave and you already lost.
>>28610540
Sure thing lol

>> No.28610668

>>28608491
Windsor isn't a city

>> No.28610681

>>28610580
i feel so bad for them

>> No.28610755

>>28610540
Even if you somehow did you still get to watch them living in a land going to shit and being invaded. You won’t win either way. The rich have no homeland so they don’t care.

>> No.28610790

>working remotely let me save money on London rent
>gone from living paycheck to paycheck to having more than £10,000 in savings within a year

I missed out on buttcoin but I feel good

>> No.28610798

>>28610240
Who gives a fuck about share trading outside of America? Absolute brainlet if you think number of shares traded in a day = financial capital you retarded mongrel

>> No.28610846

>>28610755
will also move to asia

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28610919

>>28610798
Someone seems mad.

>> No.28610920

>>28610846
Then you gave up and you are a traitor. Don’t come back.

>> No.28610980

>>28606897
we like our own company

>> No.28611043

>>28610920
ill do what i want bitch

>> No.28611091

>>28607524
I borrowed £20k from natwest, waited 3 months and said I have a deposit for a gaff, worked.

>> No.28611116

>>28610662
i already own land here in the uk but i dont want to bring kids up in this degenerate liberal culture and shit school system.

>> No.28611331
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>>28611043

>> No.28611403

>>28611116
Then you lost. It’s not about the system but the land. Diaspora only belong to the global system. Your kids won’t belong here. State school does so muck but home schooling is fine. Or found a school like Charlotte church did.

>> No.28611483

>>28609221
>could double

>> No.28611488

>>28610167
How the fuck do I avoid it

>> No.28611505

>>28606741
Why is democracy a joke because Labour didn't win?

>> No.28611529
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Hello my fellow Pakistanis

>> No.28611591

>>28611488
Don’t cash out until they are powerless to enforce it

>> No.28611592

Can we actually just make Nigel Farage Prime minister for fuck sake. Vote reform pls chaps.

>> No.28611655

>>28611488
Or never cash out and buy things with crypto off the books

>> No.28611734

>>28611592
Only if he promises to recognise a true native people to these islands. Otherwise no.

>> No.28611744

>>28611403
hahaha im a bit older and i already fought for years to be in the position im in. i dont have time to wait to raise a family and i also dont want to subject them to western propaganda. besides i grew up as an expat and it doesnt diminish your pride in being british, even if people like you get upset and say me and my kids arent british ;)

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>> No.28611822

>>28606741
Labour have won an outright majority 8 times

>> No.28611865

>>28611744
>grew up as an expat
That explains why you have no bond to the land and suck the systems cock to ‘succeed’ while perpetuating that very system in the process. You’re as British as nbugu.

>> No.28611973

>>28611744
I’m older than you most likely and I don’t get upset, I just want you gone if you are part of the problem :)

>> No.28611981

>>28611865
haha grow up kiddo

>> No.28612042

>>28611981
I’m over 40 8^)

>> No.28612133

wait so if i make £12,300, i owe them £1230?

what the fuck? they can suck my dick frankly. Im so close to paying off all my debts, they aren't getting any this

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>>28606897
As much as I think large portions of this country is retarded, I must admit that White British people are very friendly to one another.

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>>28611734

>> No.28612231

>>28612133
Criminal

>> No.28612273

>>28612042
and im the queen of sheba

>> No.28612316

>>28612231
good they can lock me up before i give those thieving fucks any of this, fucking jews.

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>>28607509
More Hitchens memes ASAP

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>>28606897

kek mad

Question if anyone knows, am I allowed to trade on my dads behalf while on benefits? I wouldn't be getting paid for it or profiting from it. He's old and doesn't understand computers or phones but wants to invest some money so I said I would help if I was allowed legally, can't lose bennies right now. Going to call DWP next week and ask but if someone here knows that would be great. I'd be making the buys from my IP address with money my mum sends me from his account and my worry is the tax / benefits people might class it as work (which it isn't, it's just helping a family member who can't do it for themselves), or think the coins were mine (which they aren't). Not going to start until I have confirmation from DWP though just in case.

>> No.28612371

>>28612042
>puts a nose in the smiley
Boomer confirmed

>> No.28612373

>>28612227
Yep and ‘british’ isn’t a thing, I’m native Mercian. Not a citizen, not a subject.

>> No.28612399

>>28612323
why is he so blackpilled

>> No.28612437

>>28612273
Tits or gtfo >>28612337
Nobody will even notice with

>> No.28612481

>>28612231
Poor social benefits parasite.

>> No.28612487

>>28609019
This, there needs to be a "None" vote, the ability to directly elect politicians for particular roles (energy, transport etc), strict limits on outside campaign funding to end the corporate oligarchy, and a primary system like in the US where useless cunts can get voted out.

>> No.28612536

>>28612371
Yes, I am still 1337. You may die before gaining my level.

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>>28606563
Oi fockin poo smasha! Am i roight m8! Hahaha

>> No.28612571

How many of you could successfully fill this out? Scroll down tor the questions.

https://www.coinbase.com/careers/positions/2553287?utm_campaign=google_jobs_apply&utm_source=google_jobs_apply&utm_medium=organic

>> No.28612608

>>28607720
Cashed out 50k premium bonds two years ago and now sitting on 250k crypto. Buy bonds at the end of the run not during..

>> No.28612657

>>28612437
confirmed under 40 if you dont recognise that phrase lel

>> No.28612706
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>>28607524
Yes, as Peter Hitchens has said, the UK has been transformed from a manufacturing/exports economy to a low-wage service economy.

>Living in a concrete and plastic jungle, working hard for little pay, consuming the things we're supposed to consume, living a life in which we're neither poor nor rich, unable to think or speak freely and without any real cultural or artistic release
>People can be consumers, they can work, they can play video games, go to the movies and watch Netflix, but they can't think, aren't allowed to think, and can't speak freely

>> No.28612762

>>28612657
I’m not seeing tits, queeny...

>> No.28612834

>>28612706
Offices are nurseries for adults with gibs to buy coffee.

>> No.28612841

>>28612399
Because he is a late-middle-aged man, and like everyone in his demographic he is morally and culturally invested in traditional Britain, but heavily financially invested in modern "UK". The only way to return to old Britain is for everything to collapse, in which case he and his peers lose everything, all the money, the comfort, the security and status. But if he keeps his wealth, the nation dies. He exists in a hellscape we can't easily imagine.

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>>28612437

My worry is that if HRMC asks whatever exchange I would buy from for information like they do sometimes that they would send them my details from the buys without knowing the context that I'm buying on the behalf of a parent who can't. I'm not talking huge amounts here, like £3k max spread out over a few months. Probably worried about nothing but I don't trust Boris when it comes to Jewing people off disability. The issue comes if the balance of the wallet goes above £16k. If they notice that and decide that because I bought them that they belong to me I'm kinda fucked.

>> No.28612873

>>28612762
>larping as over 40 on /biz/
i hope you're at least making some money from your time here

>> No.28612888

>>28610113
lmao brainwashed into a wagie SAD many such cases

>> No.28612955

>>28612888
its the easiest way for me to build capital quickly which i can then use to invest or start a business

>> No.28613042

>>28612337
What you need to do is reassess your entire outlook on society, do you need permission to do anything? Will you fight or die like a dog?

>> No.28613046

>>28612706
Based

>> No.28613114

>>28612955
You will perish within the next 20 years and your bloodline will fade to dust. Good riddance.

>> No.28613137

>>28612865
Doubt they track wallets, only in/out via your bank. Dunno mate. I’ve never even thought about it.

>> No.28613175

>>28613114
why

>> No.28613214

>>28608304
Norwich.

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>>28613042

m8 I'm just trying to help my parents retire without losing my income lol I'm not looking to become a revolutionary.

>>28613137

I've read that HRMC regularly asks exchanges for the details / addresses of anyone that buys over £5k of crypto that tax year.

>> No.28613372

>>28612865
Move your shit to a different wallet now and if they come knocking, say that wallet belongs to someone else. This works for long terms holds, not sure how you'd do it you trade often.
Might be worth washing your crypto through Monero after buying from an exchange.

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>>28612873
Darling Fascist Bullyboy, Give me some more money, you bastard. May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman.

>> No.28613476

>>28613372

I haven't bought any for them yet, not doing it until I get 100% greenlight from DWP but can't call til Monday.

>>28613430

Absolutely fucking based and young ones pilled.

>> No.28613513

>>28613294
If you are buying it I guess yeah and your bank will know. You are buying 3k tho lol.

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>>28612399
He's lived in and travelled through every shithole you can imagine. Somalia, USSR, Burma. He's seen some shit. He knows how the world works. He's been in politics and journalism his entire life. He's been on both sides of the political spectrum. Watching Hitchens debate some twat like Owen Jones is literally infanticide.

>> No.28613592

>>28613476
That was quick :)

>> No.28613607

>>28611488
"Move" to a country like Netherlands with 0% capital gains tax

>> No.28613728

Anyone have any experience cashing out into their UK bank account. Will it be as painful as I imagine it?

>> No.28613833

lads what do you think of the idea to build a new hong kong in the uk

>> No.28613945

>>28613833
looking forward to finding a qt hong kong gf

>> No.28613951

brit threads are always grim

>> No.28614049

>>28613833
Milton Keynes 2.0. Can you imagine it? Send them all there. Everyone wins.

>> No.28614109

>>28613728
They won’t care if it’s not a huge amount. If it is speak to them first. Can do it to PayPal too.

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>>28606897
island nation

>> No.28614224

>>28614109
what do they consider a huge amount? (over 50k, 100k?)

>> No.28614257
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Is anyone invested in the FTSE for reasons beyond British patriotism?

>> No.28614311

>>28608630
it's not? are you fucking retarded?

>> No.28614348

>>28614257
Reddit wont take a dump on it.

>> No.28614411

how come theres no one speaking arabic in here?

>> No.28614469

>>28614257
>FTSE100
>British companies

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did any other britbro buy into HOGE? I believe

>> No.28614503

>>28614411
awful patter

>> No.28614538

>>28614493
fuck off with this scam

>> No.28614544

>>28613728
it's fine. just tell your bank. I've cashed out about 300k with barclays. I'm 50k chunks from binance and coinbase

>> No.28614614

fuck the english can't wait to get split off from you cunts, tore the heart out this country

>> No.28614666

>>28614493
I was one of the first to buy in. I sold though. Sorry bro. We hyped it up too soon. It needed to be on coingecko and blockfolio before the moon and then it would have attracted even more people and gone even higher.

>> No.28614675

>>28614544
How is tax calculated on that or is it something you can just avoid declaring? The last thing I want is for my gains to be going go Mohammed and his 12 kids.

>> No.28614680

>>28613549
>>28612399
>>28612323
he seems blackpilled but imo he's not blackpilled enough. I like watching his interviews but it's glaringly obvious that he completely ignores the great reset and the global banking cartel. Not that anything he says in Abolition of Britain is discredited by any of that, he just fails to see that it's part of a bigger picture and he's a protestant too which is also kind of bluepilled

>> No.28614711

>>28614224
It depends on your cash flow. If you have 100k going in and out all the time then it’s not unusual so they won’t care. If you have 50p in there and get 5 grand for the first time ever they will flag you for unusual activity and investigate

>> No.28614754

>>28609152
look im not going to london ok? get it through your head

>> No.28614789

>>28614493
Fuck off scammer

>> No.28614925

>>28614614
>this country
The U.K./Britain isn’t a country

>> No.28614936

>>28614680
he doesn't ignore it, he's well aware of what's going on and makes an excellent prognosis here
>>28612706
It was from the John Anderson interview (2018, he predicted coronavirus in that video, no lie check it out)

>> No.28614952

>>28607535
Fuk dyou know about gash ya cunting poofter

>> No.28614968

>>28614614
Thatcher ay?

>> No.28615033

>>28612399
He knows what is really coming. Revelations isn't a meme.

>> No.28615149

>>28614675
you need to declare it as cgt when you cash it into your bank. on a self assessment. meme about it as much as you want, but hmrc don't fuck around.

>> No.28615256

>>28615149
>her majesty’s
Really though? I wouldn’t mind if it actually went to the crown and only them.

>> No.28615287

>>28614925
scotland is though

>> No.28615291

>>28614711
>>28615149
Thanks fellas, not to keen on trying to sneak past her majesty's tax goons but fuck that's depressing, I'm considering relocating if that's the case.

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>>28614675

Don't be selfish

>> No.28615342

Buy the dip, faggot
>they told again and again
Then shill this shit on /biz/
>fine I have bot ocean subscription and use bots for trading and less risks on DEX

>> No.28615373

>>28615308
>brum
clockwork

>> No.28615418

>>28615308
I fucking hate this country.

>> No.28615428

>>28615291
depends on your gains desu. when I cash our my link I'll move to the carribean or somewhere, need to be a non resident for 5 years though.

>> No.28615523

>>28613833
Mong Kong. It already exists, its Luton.

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>>28606897
I'm with this guy. Also every british person I've met online is a sensitive, miserable little twat. Terrible country. All the smart, hopeful and innovative people left for America, so all you have left is ugly, bitter, inbred bongs. Sad!

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>>28615418

Proper sad innit

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>>28615538
Neck yourself and fuck off whilst you're at it!

>> No.28615632

1inch just gave me a free 3 grand and HMRC can get fucked if they think they're getting a sniff of it

>> No.28615707

>>28607332
Based and timpilled

>> No.28615711

>>28615342
these curry bots are so bad

>> No.28615710
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>>28615544
This is fine.

This is equity.

War is peace.

I will kneel.

>> No.28615755

>>28607332
fucking nice

>> No.28615810
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ACTUAL BUSINESS QUESTION
*****************
Has anyone ever done their own accounts for a small business? How the fuck does this CATO system make anything easier for a micro entity?

>> No.28615838

>>28615538
>t. quadroon
We're colonising this board and there's nothing you can do about it.

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>>28615308
>>28615418
>>28615623
>>28615544
it's probably exaggerated/misinformation. Why do you retards eat up every Daily Mail shitpiece that comes along lmao

>> No.28615894

>>28615810
dont know how anyone can be bothered with all the paperwork desu

>> No.28615904

>>28615632
Got a one grand mirror.finance airdrop this week
I hadn't even realised that I was eligible for it until someone talked about it in a random thread
Absolutely mental, the feeling of getting thousands of quid through the letterbox from people you've never met. What a time to be a live.

>> No.28616095

>>28615904
Bizarre that I got the 1inch one for not using their exchange. At this point in crypto it's hard to not make money

>> No.28616109

>>28615287
The so England isn’t ‘this country’ then Kek
>>28615291
Sigh don’t let them win
>>28615308
Kek I nearly get that much for being retarded
>>28615544
Awww, time to rise up against the Normans yet?

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>>28615538
>All the smart, hopeful and innovative people left for America

>> No.28616436

>>28614544
Cheers lad. I keep having a dreadful feeling that the government will come down hard on crypto right after everyone that matters has made their money on it.

>> No.28616592

>>28616436
there gonna be on a tax grab soon, all this covid shite wasnt free

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>>28606563
CGT question - is you take out £12.5k and immediately reinvest it, can you then take out an additional £12.5k the next year to the total of £25k all tax free?

>> No.28616737

>>28606897
We literally invented business.

Who has a monopoly on financial services again?

>> No.28616758

>>28616701
huh?

>> No.28616760

>>28616436
I have the same feelings, makes you wonder what the governments vision is for the economy, feels like a managed decline.

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>>28616737

>> No.28616881

>>28616758
You get £12.5k totally tax free a year. So if I take that amount out and immediately reinvest it - would it effectively be reset or does it get 'remembered'.

>> No.28616884

>>28616760
they want managed inflation to wipe out the debt load, but since inflation is mostly effected by psychology in the short term once the inflation cat gets out the bag there will be rapid inflatioon

>> No.28616914

>>28615810
I want her to titfuck me

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>>28616701
how are there still people who don't understand basically everything except fiat-to-crypto is a taxable event. Gonna give me an fucking anyeurism

>> No.28617048

>>28616881
does it not get worked on over the course of the investment anyway??

>> No.28617179

new thead >>28617146
>new thead >>28617146
new thead >>28617146
>new thead >>28617146

>> No.28617378

>>28617030
Okay...
> buy crypto with fiat = no tax
> crypto goes up over time = no tax
So now that i plan to one day bring it out and doing so is taxable - i'd like to bring out the untaxable limit every year.

>> No.28617453

>>28617048
Doubt they follow that for you.

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>>28606897
Brit threads: order, unity, fraternity, justice, comfy, home.

Other threads: chaos, disunity, individualism, uncomfortable, cringe.

>> No.28617597

>>28617378
yes... you can do that, it'll just take a while

>> No.28617691

I trust my fellow britbongs to shill me a coin, what should I dump 2k into?

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>>28617691
RLC sirs

>> No.28617815

>>28617597
Yeah but i don't need my crypto right now - but it's obviously a good position if in 3 years when i might i can take out 37.5k no tax.

I just wonder if it doesn't count and in 3 years i'd still only be able to take out 12.5k and it's reset.

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>>28617691
;)

>> No.28617970

>>28617815
No you can’t reinvest your 12.5k and get it back tax free the next year...

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>>28617815
ok I'll level with you. A lot of people have already considered this method, but bullruns are 1 year out of every 4. If you hold through the crash you'll be way worse off than just cashing out at the peak of the bull market and eating the tax.

I can't guarantee this is what everyone else is thinking, but I'm pretty damn sure

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>>28617888
Trips

>> No.28618140

>>28618023
Just tether up and say you didn’t. Do it via monero if you want to be safe /shrugs

>> No.28618512

>>28614936
Ok maybe I'll check out that video but from what I've seen/read of him I hate how tight-lipped he is about it. For someone that is in the mainstream and speaks so much sense about a lot of things I hate how he won't touch the global banking conspiracy one bit. I think he's genuine but he's doing the work a lot of controlled opposition does by giving people just enough truth but not enough to be fully aware of what's going on. I think he's just autistic about sticking to what he knows or he's worried about not being able to support his family or something, idk

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>>28618140
yeah that'd be the only way around it really

>> No.28618787

>>28617970
Ok, i didn't think so. I'm surprised everyone seems so shocked at the question though and even unknowledgeable, i've asked accountants who have said "yeah i think you can".

>> No.28618915

>>28606563
made 50 grand off link so far lads, gonna keep goin up
we're gonna have to pay capital gains of 25% or something rediculous on this
are you lads gonna pay it? or move to the isle of man for half a year

>> No.28619214

>>28618915
If it's going to cost over a year of pay in tax i'll just move to portugal for the time and take it as a holiday.

>> No.28619357

Actually seemingly the wording of CGT:
> "Capital Gains Tax is a tax on the profit when you sell (or ‘dispose of’) something (an ‘asset’) that’s increased in value."

Suggests to me you could take out 12.5k, immediately reinvest and then take out 25k the following year given it would no longer count as profit.

>> No.28619412

>>28619214
ye was thinking the same thing, would rather move somewhere for a bit if itll cost less than the cuck fee to pay for LGBT police cars and muslim pride parades
no capital gains in portugal? nice

>> No.28619469

>>28608737
Australia is British, just on the other side of the planet. So drowning on their own shores.

>> No.28619648

>>28619412
To be quite honest i'd move even at a small cost to avoid paying for my own replacement.

>> No.28619727

>>28619357

With this if I spent £200 on whatever and it went up to £400, and I cashed out £200, would that count towards the £12.5k tax free allowance? It's not profit technically because it's the same value as the original investment right?

>> No.28619989

>>28619727
As far as i'm aware it's not profit so no. Until you realize your investments it doesn't count. Though i'm also trying to understand this all.

As far as i can see if you invest £1000 and end up with £12500, you can take that all out - reinvest it and then if the following year you take out £25k it's still all tax free as now £12.5 is the initial investment and £12.5k the tax free profit.

So it seems to me to make sense to 'bank' the maximum allowance each year.

>> No.28620013
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>>28606933
dont care