*BAOman approaches you*

[Do better No.28593106]

*clicks on jukebox*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii9XxJJKliQ

AYO I’M GONNA RUG YOU LIKE I’M ALADDIN
PUTCHA CASH IN BEFORE BAO COMES A-CRASHIN’
“Milk me like a cow!”, NIGGAS KEEP UTTERIN’
I CHURN YOUR ETH LIKE BUTTER, LOW IQ NIGGAS CRYIN’
CAUSE THEY FELL FOR ANOTHER SCAMCOIN (ay we just got listed on sushiswap nigga come on!)
BAO TEAM ASSEMBLING, AND I KEEP TREMBLING
NIGGAS Do better ET AL. KEEP FUDDLING
I FUMBLE AND STUMBLE WHEN THEY BE COMING IN, CRUSHING EMPIRES
SKY CASTLES CRUMBLING
MY BODY START RUMBLING
LIVIN’ A DOUBLE LIFE; CAN’T CALL MYSELF A G
DUMPLING BALOON, BAO MAN, BAO BUBBLE P-
ANOTHER FUD ON AN IMAGEBOARD
DAMAGE CONTROL ON DISCORD
THIS AIN’T GONNA LAST FOREVER NIGGA
BEEN LIKE A MONTH yuh, WHAT UP?
(THE ABSOLUTE AND UNIRONIC STATE OF MY SCAM)

TOLD ‘EM EOY 1 BUCK, SCAM IT UP
FORTY-BILLION DOLLAR MARKETCAP LIES, EAT ‘EM UP!
I DREAM OF SEVEN FIGURES, WILL PULL THE RUG TO PICK IT UP
IF I GET DOXXED I’LL BE SHOT AND FUCK IT UP
BAD “BULLISH” FUDDERS MAKE ME LOSE MY LUNCH
BAD DISCORD BOTS MAKE IT LOOK LIKE SOMEONE GIVE A FUCK
THIS GON HAVE LASTING BAGGAGE ON MY LIFE, MY BODY IN A TRUNK
CUFFS-A-DOUBLE-CLINK, OBJECTS-IN-MY-STINK
I SHOULD HAVE JUST WENT ALL-IN ON CHAINLINK
I’LL BE DEAD, OR LOCKED BEHIND SOME CHAIN LINKS
RUGPULL BEFORE MARCH 1ST (yuh!)

YEAH NIGGAS LIKE “show your source code bro, you trippin’”
WHITE PAPER SAY DIFFERENT, SAY HOT DAMN, THIS IS A SCAM
BE PATIENT, I SAID NOT FOR SPECULATION
NOW GIVE ME YOUR MONEY SO I CAN TAKE A VACATION
THEY HURT THEMSELVES, NIGGAS PAY ME FOR RECREATION
$100 GAS, BETTER HODL THROUGH THE RUGPULL (o no no no no no!!!!!!)
BETTER HIT THE GAS BEFORE SOMEONE FINDS ME
WHEN I GET DOXXED IN THE BITTER END
IF I DON’T STOP NOW THEN I’LL BE BAOTTER OFF
dead

[Anonymous No.28593290]

>>28593106
Baoman is an amateur dev and needs a solidity dev to try and make syns. Also keep in mind, sushi is not partnered with them. It’s a mere agreement for bao to build on sushi. holds little weight.

[Anonymous No.28593323]

>>28593106
Sides have lift off

Keep this up

[Anonymous No.28593370]

>>28593106
>>28593290
LOL who cares made 5k off them haha lmao stay poor nigger

[Anonymous No.28593438]

>>28593370
I have 160M locked you literal shitskin.

[Anonymous No.28594423]

>>28593438
>160M
Doubt

[Anonymous No.28594547]

>>28594423
Read em and weep faggot

[Anonymous No.28594622]

>>28594547
And how many LP tokens did you have?

[Anonymous No.28594723]

>>28594547
>Your Locked BAO is worth $254,146.93
>When this unlocks it will earn you $232.10 per day for 3 years. The equivalent of $84,715.64 per year!
Kek. imagine thinking your synthetic yield farming food token clone #671 will be worth anything years from now, especially with its absolute joke tokenomics and quadruple digit APY%.

[Anonymous No.28594771]

>>28594622
Farmed with $45k

>>28594723
Exactly. Check previous posts. I’m on your side. Bao synthetics are a dream.

[Anonymous No.28594825]

>>28593438
no one gives a shit by the time you can sell al the 160 mil the coin would have dumped 100 times what it is now

[Anonymous No.28594843]

>>28594771
So you can't tell me how many LP tokens you own?

[Anonymous No.28594964]

>>28594843
I wasn’t farming with bao. Quit fixating on the irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.28595196]

>>28593106
This is why I swinged and got out on a nice 8x, and never staked. You lock your shit up with the promise of magic gains, but you're only allowed to take out a max of 5% until late December legit around the start of the new bear market. Fucking insane how some of the baotards thought this would be economically sustainable kek let alone profitable

[Anonymous No.28595256]

baobros the chart tells no lies, .0015 in 12 hours.

[Anonymous No.28595311]

does bao even have a product or is it solely this absurd distribution mechanism (why is it designed like this again, what’s the point?) and a promise to make synthetics work? how do they plan to make syns?

[Anonymous No.28595358]

>>28595311
It's vaporware; he was literally looking for a team on twitter just a few days ago.

[Anonymous No.28595448]

>>28595311
The only reason why it pumped was because sushi said they should build syns on their platform. Baoman has to hire people to make the actual product. Right now it is a literal sushi shitclone with ZERO use and a $50m market cap. We have reached peak clown world.

[Anonymous No.28595547]

>>28595358
>>28595448
the whole thing does seem absolutely ridiculous. 50 million dumped into an empty shell

[Anonymous No.28595671]

>>28595547
It’s sickening. I dumped all my rewards and will be dumping all my locked rewards when they are available. Assuming they’re worth anything which at this point they won’t be. There are other projects already building syns for sushi that don’t need to hire fiverr devs to make it happen.