/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.28586834]

Cream.finance hacked for 10k eth.
Anybody here lose money?

[Anonymous No.28587029]

Bump

[fuck kikes and reddit No.28587111]

>>28586834
did you?

[Anonymous No.28587288]

>>28587111
No but im boomeranon. I only use genesis protocols like Uni and Compound. Occasionally curve, aave and 1inch. I would never ever use a zoomer protocol like Cream YFI etc.

[Anonymous No.28587447]

>>28586834
Isn't andres projects supposed to be crazy good? why do they keep getting fucked ?

[fuck kikes and reddit No.28587500]

>>28587288
>zoomer protocols
Implying those aren't scams that merely copy yearn during a defi boom promising fat gains and then getting "hacked"

[Anonymous No.28587617]

>>28587447
Cream isn't a Yearn project, it's a team that collabs with Yearn. Cream has connections to FTX, which makes this exploit somewhat surprising

[Anonymous No.28587726]

wtf is cream finance, the name already screams sketchy

[Anonymous No.28587765]

>>28586834
Are you serious? Holy shit, I wanted to put money in that

[Anonymous No.28587779]

>>28586834
I will fuck that cat

[Anonymous No.28587801]

>>>>>hacked
everytime

[Anonymous No.28587822]

>>28587765
Yeah I thought about it too. They do have a lot of kinda crappy assets on the balance sheet but their support for ETH staking tokens is very interesting, and allows for on-chain hedging of ETH in a way that is essentially impossible, unless you do double-sided lending or use a centralized-exchange like FTX.

[Anonymous No.28588550]

Feels good to be the king.

[Anonymous No.28588643]

>>28586834
I want to vigorously smell that c@‘s sweaty asshole
>>28587779
this

[Anonymous No.28588683]

nope but I thought about getting some CREAM so glad I didn't.

sitting comfy with my GRT as my reliable and COR as my moonshot instead

[Anonymous No.28588711]

>>28586834
HOLY SHIT THOSE FUCKING FEET THANKS FOR RUINING MY NO FAP YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

[Anonymous No.28588730]

Yet another synthetic yield farming food token clone with horrible tokenomics.

Who the fuck is actually still buying these?

[Anonymous No.28588785]

>>28588711
you’re right, she does have great feet. also I just noticed the nipple lel

[Anonymous No.28588883]

>>28586834
Best girl of her universe
Also, as if this wasn’t something to be expected
>hacked
k

[Anonymous No.28588988]

>>28587447
>Isn't andres projects supposed to be crazy good?
No, they're all rugpulls.

[Anonymous No.28589012]

>>28587500
Defi is definitely zoomershit because you can put 50 bucks in and walk away with 5000 in a week if you're lucky, but if you lose 50 bucks it's not a lot of skin. But it's not safe for a serious investor looking for a 100x over 3 years, which is more of a millennial thing. Zoomers want that money now, millennials want it in a few years, gen x wanted it in a decade with the dotcom bubble and boomers got it in the 1980x and compounded it through massive debt spending to prop themselves up for an entire lifetime. Different generations operating under different timeframes and views of when the world is gonna end, no point in working for a lifetime if you get paid pennies to live in a fixed up ghetto and occasionally fuck a hooker.

[Anonymous No.28589139]

>>28586834
why can't catgirls be real

[Anonymous No.28589189]

>>28589139
soon

[Anonymous No.28589593]

just use IDLE way better apy and security

[Anonymous No.28589635]

I want to cream in that cat so fucking bad

[fuck kikes and reddit No.28590180]

>>28589012
it's not a zoomer/boomer thing anon
Plenty of boomers fall for the disingenuous FOREX marketing believing it's easy money when they day trade with nutty leverage.
Boomers have also fallen for plenty of ponzi schemes.
The promise of easy money gets everybody

[Anonymous No.28590291]

>>28590180
Boomers fall for stupid shit like timeshares
Zoomers are just compulsive gamblers with a veneer of technology to try and make it seem less like gambling

[Anonymous No.28590401]

>gets hacked for 13000 eth
>hacker conveniently sends 1000 eth back to the deployer and 100 eth to tornado cash gitcoin grants then tornado cashes 200 eth for himself

I love how they always send money back to the deployer. That's totally a coincidence!

[Anonymous No.28590486]

>>28590401
There is an inverse relationship in smart contract hacks between the amount of capital returned to the deployer and the odds of being found and killed in minecraft

[Anonymous No.28590499]

>>28590401
exploiter’s remorse right? :^)

[Anonymous No.28590622]

>>28589189
thanks elon

[Anonymous No.28590758]

>>28590499
>Guys sorry about that 25m we lost, but we've recovered 10m of it via exploiters remorse. That's right he sent us 9m back so we can distribute it to you guys. We'll make a compensation plan for the 8m returned. We're thinking it'll be 4 distributions of 1.5m each for a total of 6m. You guys sure are lucky your 25m turned into 5m and not 0!

[Anonymous No.28590832]

>>28586834
Can't wait for the rektHQ article

[Anonymous No.28591393]

>>28590832
I'm still bummed out they didn't send out an email when the Stake DAO airdrop was live. I gave them my address early and was eligible, but I guess they had no interest in people actually claiming their airdrop.

[Anonymous No.28591535]

>>28590401
seriously what an idiot. take it all or none of it

[Anonymous No.28592349]

>>28586834
I have 1200 bucks in it, the TVL to marker cap looked good so I went in for a bit at 241