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I'm facing 5 years in jail. My attorney says the goal now is to get less time. My only solace is that based Shkreli's doing time so it might not be so bad. But I'm more or less fucked.

Pay the taxes friends. Don't fuck up like me. They know who's trading crypto and who's doing what. They're just waiting for a few years to pass to get the most penalties out of it.

Like the worst part isn't that I'm fucked for life and gonna be a felon. It's how mean to me everyone has been. My family hates me, my friends abandoned me. The agents were all yelling at me. The way people look at you. Its fucking dehumanizing. I just want to go back to being a kid that none of this happened. I wish I never made that money. I fucked up my life forever.

>> No.28548294

>>28548242
owned.

>> No.28548357
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28548357

>Pay the taxes
No I don't think I will

>> No.28548378

>>28548242
why didn't you pay your taxes?

>> No.28548383
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28548383

>>28548242
storytime, OP.

>> No.28548438

FUCK THE IRS!!! IRS SUCK MY COCK!!!!

>> No.28548444

nice try IRS

>> No.28548472

>>28548242
Weak larp. You don't go to jail for fucking up on taxes unless you had a complex scheme going to actively evade.

At worst you get your wages garnished.

>> No.28548473

>>28548242
How much did you owe them?

>> No.28548484

Fake. And gay.

>> No.28548500

>>28548242
Go on the lamb OP. Their laws are an illusion anyways.

>> No.28548504

>>28548242
let me guess youre going to stay in this country that threw you in a dungeon to be raped by jamal for 5 years of your life like a good little goy.

>> No.28548610

fake and gay LARP, if it was real you'd be posting letters

>> No.28548667

>>28548294
Laughed

>> No.28548683

>>28548242
pics or didnt happen

>> No.28549173

>>28548242
Bad larp, if you are going to prison just shoot up the place and take a few glow niggers with you

>> No.28549450

>>28548242
Fake but how much did you owe?

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28549518

oh no i better self report my off grid gains or theyll find me and confiscate my funds

>> No.28549548

>>28548242
why didnt you pay your taxes retard. everyone on here says to just pay them. way easier than going to prison

>> No.28549623

larp, you only get jailtime if you refuse to pay.

>> No.28549634

>>28548242
Suck my ass IRS psyop nigger im never paying and never will, monero for life

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>>28548242
>t. IRS agent who doesn't understand how to audit a crypto wallet

>> No.28549741

>>28548242
0/10 larp

>> No.28549874

>>28549450
Nobody goes to prison for owing taxes unless they did something egregious. The whole point of the irs is to get your money as cheaply as possible.

>> No.28549940

>>28548242
Buy a small bag of LTC and don't tell them about it. Buy it in your boyfriends name. When you come out you will be a millionaire. Move to thailand and cash out slowly.

Oh and If you really do go to prison whatever you do don't suck dick. You will become addicted.