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28541933 No.28541933 [Reply] [Original]

> swap 0.2-0.5 ETH for brand new uniswap shit coin
> wait 15m for initial pump
> swap back for 1-2 ETH

Why is it so easy? It doesn't even matter if the project is trash as long as you're fast.

There's even a telegram group for new listings (uniswapinstant)

Loving this bull market anyone who doesn't come out with at least a 10x is ngmi

>> No.28542378

>>28541933
what im afraid of is when it all comes crashing down do we end up with 98% reduction to capital... try to cash some out or keep it safe somehow

>> No.28542527

>>28542378
For the uniswap pumps you gotta be in and out pretty quick.

In terms of the market in general just gotta start taking profits when you think we're nearing the top

>> No.28542642
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>>28541933
pay the taxes, goy

>> No.28542836

>>28541933
Soon you will have to pay 0.2-0.5 in gas fees

>> No.28543356

>>28542836
Yea it sucks but I'll deal with it if I can make 1eth+ in 15mins

>> No.28544291

>>28541933
I'd do it in an instant if the gas fees weren't absolutely retarded.

>> No.28544397

>>28541933
how do you not get absolutely demolished by gas fees?

>> No.28544425

if i was in a country where crypto to crypto wasn't a taxable event i would spend all day doing this. but in the states i feel as though eventually i would get fucked

>> No.28544429

im tempted because im desperate but this seems like an ideal way to burn away all your money.

>> No.28544590

>>28541933
I tried this with Bery and lost all the money I invested. Not every new shit coin pumps. Some dump as soon as they are created

>> No.28544725

>>28544429
It works until it doesn't. It's pure musical chairs but you could make a killing.

In 2017/2018 I made 300-400% gains selling McAfee's tweeted "coin of the week" every week - within 5 minutes of his tweet - during the peak of the bubble.

>> No.28544907

>>28544397
You don't get demolished if you buy with minimum 1 ETH.

>> No.28544966

>>28541933
How do you find new listings fast? Uniswapinstant or other channels?

>> No.28545290

>>28541933
then why arent you already a billionaire? This PnD uniswamp shitcoins lasts for quite a time.

>> No.28545342

>>28544425
>crypto to crypto
>taxable event
wait wat?

>> No.28545477

>>28544590
I was doing well on it until I got greedy

>> No.28545540

>try to beat my bots goyim
fuck off nigger and all newfags who ask genuine questions about this should hang themselves immediately

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>>28541933
don't waste your money with shitty shitcoins. Injective mainnet is soon. Still, INJ testnet priced in crazy. Best star of the DEX hype running to the moon, don't you see???

>> No.28545684

>>28545342
......????

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28545869

Another one pumping as we speak it's just too easy
https://uniswap.info/token/0xfb9fd5a8774ae16f6052fdb1dd562669fa4692b7

>> No.28546150

is swapping crypto from x to y considered as realized gain?

>> No.28546379

>>28546150
If it's on an online wallet how will the IRS (or whatever countries equivalent) even know? If you think they'll examine your transactions just run your coins through an anonymiser and they can only tax the difference on your deposits into crypto not your coin-coin transactions

>> No.28546533

I see, so if i have 2 eth and i swap it for 1000 meme coin, then swap it back for 5 eth coins but don't cash it to FIAT....I should be okay? then again its on coinbase and im in the US...crap im not cool like you young hip kids, still trying to figure this out.

>> No.28546570

>>28545869
you think this is going to pump its a liquidity tracking site like apy.vision. hasnt moved in price at all wtf you talking about

>> No.28546698

>>28545683
>dont waste ur time making money

>> No.28546797

>>28541933
I have no found a good low market cap shitcoin with a decent project under 0,01. CMV

>> No.28547395

>>28546570
Like I said in my post it doesn't matter how good the product is if you get in and out early enough you're basically guaranteed profit basically all the uniswap shitcoins pump upon listing

>> No.28547731

>>28546533
1. Don't use coinbase because the fees are extortionate (or use coinbase pro if you must)
2. Anonymise before cashing out to fiat so there is no trace of coin-coin transactions and they only tax the net return between how much crypto purchased in fiat and how much cashed out to fiat