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2853903 No.2853903 [Reply] [Original]

my investagtion skills have helped me a share with you the average white american hype trader who constantly gets fucked over.

>mid to late 20s, early 30s
>drone job
>overweight and has a big ass face
>has a dog who is in all fb pictures
>wife with possibly a kid or two, wife might be involved in a cosmetics pyramid scheme
>gets way too ethusiastic about coins
and constantly looks for reassurance from reddit or the chan

>> No.2853923

>>2853903
Why he have to be white?

>> No.2853928

>>2853903
>wife might be involved in a cosmetics pyramid scheme
Literally me

>> No.2853944

>>2853923
cause niggers are in prison, asians are doing all the science/doctor jobs, jews already got the dosh and poo in loos too busy programming shit

the bizness man is a patrick bateman

>> No.2853960

>>2853903
>and constantly looks for reassurance from reddit or the chan

everything else is dead on but this one isnt true at all, i come here and to reddit specifically to antagonize people

>> No.2853970

>>2853944
what about us mexicans? wtf you left us out fag well guess what we are coming in to crypto

>> No.2854158

>>2853970
Mexicans are white according to crime statistics in most states.

>> No.2854167

>>2854158
So are Jews and middle eastern people according to the census

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>>2854167

>> No.2854214

>>2854167
Jews are white though

>> No.2854277

>>2854214
try saying it to a jew at their face. they'll let you know they are not. ask rossane

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2854840

>>2853903

Hey OP, it's you.

>> No.2854909

>>2853903
>average white american
yes
>hype trader
not exactly
>constantly gets fucked over
no, but more than I should. I'm still way ahead on this thing.
>mid to late 20s
yep
>drone job
yessir
>overweight
no, great shape.
>has a dog
too much money and attention
>wife
long-term gf, but she's too smart for that shit.
>gets way too enthusiastic
yeah
>constantly looks for reassurance from reddit or the chan
reassurance and info, but yeah.


It's not really impressive, but yes you have a good feel for who's on /biz/.