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[Do better No.28515111]

*yawn*

Good morning, fellow BAObros!
How are we feeling today?
Get comfy, and take a look at this imag-O NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!

[Do better No.28515155]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Do better No.28515268]

O NO NO NO NO NO NO NO N-
>Bao Man here, thanks for coming onto my discord. Just as a reminder, don’t buy my product. I’m gonna take your money.
>Do your own research. Projects like these inevitably result in rugpulls.
>If you can’t tell I’m about to rugpull you then you’re too unintelligent to invest in this project.
>I don’t need to publish the source code because you should be smart enough to infer that it’s because I’m about to rugpull you.
>If you think I’m going to put this on Binance and not rugpull you, you’re stupid because I’m going to rugpull you.
>I did it with http://kimchi.finance and I’m doing it with http://bao.finance and I don’t bother to change the two sites because I literally don’t give a fuck and I’m already making it as clear as possible that I’m going to rugpull you.
>Read the whitepaper. It says it right there. I am going to rugpull you.
>Stop reading 4chan. It will make your emotional state less docile. I need you to remain okay with the fact that I am going to rugpull you.
>I’m going to rugpull you before March 1st. Stop asking questions.
>I literally cannot fathom how fucking stupid you are to buy this. I have literally told you how many fucking times that I am going to take your money, and you do it anyway. How fucking stupid can one person be? I outright told you eleventeen thousand eighty-hundred bajillion ninety-nonillion BAOzillion times that this is a scam. And you have the audacity to ask a question _after_ giving me your money? Do your own research next time, I beg of you. I speak for your wallet and your “crypto” career. Get out for good. Crypto is not meant for you.
>Pulling rug in 5... 4...... 3......... 2.............

[Anonymous No.28515272]

Why don't you show the sushiswap chart of which BAO is on the roadmap for?

OP wants MORE BAO before this weekend.

[Anonymous No.28515372]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAH

YAM HAS A HIGHER MARKET CAP THAN THIS PIECE OF SHIT FOODTOKEN

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH

[Do better No.28515484]

Caption:
>I MAKE THE MISTAKE OF DAMAGE CONTROLLING THREADS LIKE THIS WITH DIFFERENT IPs ALL AT THE SAME TIME SO THAT EVEN THE DUMBEST OF DUMB ANONS THAT I WANT TO SWINDLE CAN TELL I’M ACTUALLY JUST THE BAOMAN HIMSELF

[Anonymous No.28515718]

>>28515111
You know its just a version of the original Sushi, which many projects use (especially when theyre on Sushis roadmap). You have been non-stop making shit BAO FUD threads now for 4 days straight, is there any specific reason, at all?

[Do better No.28515769]

BAO team literally cannot defend this without playing the same old, stale “sushiswap” card, that isn’t even valid. They haven’t spoken in over 9 days, and the rugpull is still imminent.

Fact of the matter is pic related.
Do better, BAO team!

[Anonymous No.28515858]

>>28515718
He wants to buy as much as he can while it's low. Trying to feed his village.

[Do better No.28516126]

>>28515718
You BAO team fags are constantly shilling an effortless scam, and it needs to die. The second Baoman releases his source code, I will stop. But he won’t, because he can’t, because this is a scam, and a rugpull is imminent. You can’t have it both ways. So until he pulls the rug, get a load of this dick!

[Anonymous No.28516339]

This isn't even good FUD.
MICROSOFT WONT RELEASE THEIR SOURCE CODE TO US GUYS LET'S GET OUT BEFORE THEY DELETE OUR COMPUTER FILES

[Do better No.28516852]

>>28515372
OH FUCK I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.28517071]

>>28515111
I will love Baoman forever
This little dumpling gave me the 30k I needed to farm KLON, which, in turn, gave me 150k
I turned $1k into $200k all thanks to Baoman

[Anonymous No.28517254]

>>28516126
I turned $1k into 42k thanks to Bao
Only jeets who like always bought the top are complaining

[Anonymous No.28517576]

This is now a thank you BAOMAN thread.
Thank you baoman for giving me a longterm hold to keep me warm and comfy.

[Do better No.28517636]

>>28517071
>>28517254
BAOman, here’s a pro tip: Remember to change your IP when you attempt damage control.

[Anonymous No.28517853]

Plot twist: everyone in this thread is BaoMan.

You're making me rich, wanting to or not

[Do better No.28518097]

HOAAAAAA
YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH
HOAAAAAA
YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH

[Anonymous No.28518491]

>>28518097
OP wants source code but can't even figure out how the coins get minted. KEK

[Anonymous No.28519545]

>>28515272
>>28515718
>>28515858
>>28516339
>>28517071
>>28517254
>>28517576
>>28517853
>>28518491
Holy fuck the seething Bao Team unironically just made my day. You guys are funny.
Learn to take the L hahahahaha

[Anonymous No.28519781]

>>28519545
Thank you for your coordinated FUD threads, my BAO stack thanks you.

[Anonymous No.28519927]

Keep FUDding. It means more farming returns.

[Do better No.28520493]

>>28519927
HEY HEY HEY STOP READING 4CHAN

[Anonymous No.28521268]

>>28519781
You guys are schizophrenic lmao
Try pills, or maybe find a real job instead of trying to scam people on a mongolian throatsinging forum

[Anonymous No.28522199]

BAOHAUS

[Anonymous No.28522218]

Will BAO go up or down after xDai migration?

[Anonymous No.28522319]

>>28522218
Hmmmmm people that have been farming for months will finally harvest and get 5% of their BAO immediately. This is billions of BAO that will flood the market. What do you think?

[Do better No.28522381]

>HEY STOP FUDDING UP MY SCAM I WORKED HARD TO TAKE THESE IDIOTS’ MONEY DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH SLEEP I GET BETWEEN DOING EVERYTHING AS ONE MAN WHILE LIVING A DOUBLE LIFE MANAGING THIS WHOLE THING BY MYSELF TO MINIMIZE THE ATTACK VECTORS THAT WILL COME UPON ME ONCE I PULL THE RUG AND POWERFUL PEOPLE FOUND OUT I PLAYED WITH PEOPLE’S MONEY DO YOU NOT REALIZE HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE AN ERC20 TOKEN I WAS BORN IN THE 90S TAKING MONEY FROM BOOMERS AND ZOOMERS ALIKE FROM ALL AROUND THE WORLD I AM INTELLIGENT I AM GOD I WORK HARD HOW DARE YOU FUD MY LAZY SCAM I AM NOT LAZY I MANAGE TEAMS OF SHILLS WHILE ALSO KEEPING UP RELATIONSHIPS WITH PEOPLE WHO WANT TO GET IN ON MY SCAM LIKE SUSHISWAP WHILE ALSO BUYING THOUSANDS OF FAKE ACCOUNTS ON MEDIUM TWITTER AND DISCORD THIS WASN’T EASY THIS ISN’T EASY BUT THIS IS A DOG EATS DOG WORLD AND I AM GOING TO MAKE IT SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP FUDDDINNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.28522468]

>>28519927
No, actually farming returns are fixed regardless of price

[Anonymous No.28523009]

>>28522468
No, actually more people coming into the pool reduces your APY which gives you less returns
Are you really this new?

[Anonymous No.28523107]

>>28522468
cringe

[Anonymous No.28523377]

>>28523009
>>28523107
Sit down BAO man. Some of us actually have brains. Farming returns are fixed. Those are the basics.

[Anonymous No.28523547]

>>28522468
>>28523377
vpn samefag

[Anonymous No.28523799]

4 days straight. Why are you taking unironically random discord fag messages and attempting to use it as FUD. Its fucking weird dude. Why are you obsessed?

[Do better No.28523800]

>>28523547
Give it up, Bao Man.
You’re the only one on a VPN.
You’ve lost. Accept defeat.

[Anonymous No.28524761]

Lmfao you do realize that you're schizophrenic, right? Do you realize normal people don't take schizophrenics seriously when they go on their schizoliloquies?
We all think to ourselves "this dude needs to take his meds" and we simply move on. Obsessively FUDding a coin on an racist anime imageboard means that you have no credibility.

TAKE
YOUR
MEDS

[Anonymous No.28524772]

>>28521268
Says the guy creating the same thread multiple times a day for a week, trying to fud a 1 month old project with the best logarithmic graph in crypto, a dev that answers every fud you throw at him and is actively hiring.

You are the one trying to make people lose money, salty because BaoMan shoved his dick up yours and your $CORE shady friends'.
Why don't you go work on your shitty token, instead of trying to fuck people over you piece of shit?

Better yet, keep fudding, every thread you make is a green candle on the graph. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.28524937]

I got scammed by this. Bought like 500k Baos. Paid ridiculous gas fees. Realized there was basically zero use case for this shit and the creator is a sham. Watched it plummet in value. Paid ridiculous gas fees again to convert it back to ETH.

Fuck this shit.

[Anonymous No.28525253]

>>28524772
>best logarithmic graph in crypto
retard confirmed

[Anonymous No.28525268]

>>28524772
>and is actively hiring.
LOL you have no shame

[Do better No.28525572]

>>28524937
Hey man, at least you got out. Hopefully other anons will see these threads and pull out before the rugpull.
I straight up don’t fuck with Uniswap since 99% of those coins are basically BAO with more or less shamelessness. I’m sure you know what you’re doing, but hopefully anons who might realize they don’t will exit in time.

[Anonymous No.28526558]

Also here's a bump because fuck BAO scammers

[Anonymous No.28526649]

>>28525572
>Doesn't use uniswap because he's been scammed so many times
You won't be missed LOL
I've made a fortune off real projects on uni.

[Anonymous No.28526827]

>>28525253