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28481975 No.28481975 [Reply] [Original]

One of you faggots help me with my finances. I can't stop sending my crypto gains to vapid whores online to make them dance for me

>> No.28482288

>>28481975
exercise

>> No.28482332
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28482332

Love doctor here.

You can spend less money on a prostitute, just wrap your willy. Also, spending money on a prostitute is more financially efficient than spending money on a girlfriend.

Anon, once you've made it, THAT'S when you focus on finding love. Unless of course you find "the one" that is meant for you.

I'll be taking more patients if my expertise is needed.

>> No.28482335

>>28481975
you have no salvation but to be a fucking cuck

>> No.28482365

I hope you realize that each time you use your crypto for this you trigger a taxable event.

>> No.28482403

>>28481975
Don't lie. You have no gains.

>> No.28482511

>>28482365
Sure, but how are they gonna find out if he is using something like Monero?

>> No.28483260

Buy Ampleforth. Lose everything. No more wasting.

Or get covenant eyes or something

>> No.28483348

>>28482511
Because the taxman can see the taxable event of you buying Monero, can see the numbers don't add up, and then freezes your funds and audits you.

Pay your fucking taxes retard.

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28483441

>>28482332
Yeah, how do I not hate women? I don't want to turn into a MGTOW faggot but a lot of these broads are just repulsive.