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You're on national television. What's your idea? Come on! You're in the shark tank.

>> No.28466732

a low orbit network of giant lasers that insta zaps anyone trying to steal decent ideas

>> No.28466744
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>>28466654
I built this car to deal with antifa protests. Fund me Mr Fantastic!

>> No.28466784

>>28466654
Let me tell you about oracles.

>> No.28466821

>>28466654
My meat. Your buns. You figure out the rest.

>> No.28466834

Add a high frequency trading tax that purely targets hedgies.

>> No.28466852

>>28466654
gloves with battery powered heating

>> No.28466921

>>28466654
femdom-themed club
i'm the only male allowed

>> No.28466930
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>>28466654
Id tell that maple syrup drinking baffoon I was on the lake that night. I saw what happened. He was driving really fast, not his wife. They had been cruising up and down the lake all night with drinks in their hands. Nothing unusual for lake joseph, but what transpired afterwards what is unusual. Not only did he say his wife was driving the boat (she wasnt) he said the boat they collided with had no lights (they did). There was multiple witnesses, I wasnt the only one, and yet he got away with it.

Mr Wonderful got off, how wonderful

>> No.28466960
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It's simple. We uh, kill the Jews.

>> No.28466968

>>28466666

>> No.28467061

A government backed stablecoin that you can only receive if you plant trees, improve soil etc. Carbon quantitative easing. On some save the world shit desu.

>> No.28467140

>>28466654
It's called the viper lounge and its where useful idiots pitch me their products and ideas and I fund them.

>> No.28467141

>>28466654
a party boat rental service.

>> No.28467164

Tranmy dating app

>> No.28467169

An easy to use app that can be turned on with a customizable code phrase or word that starts recording video and audio and sends the data to encrypted could storage in realtime. You could even have the data put into blockchain using iExecs TEE. call it datablock and charge a monthly/yearly fee or charge per use.

Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

>> No.28467188

>>28466852
exists already.

>> No.28467221

a service like uber to rent niggers for the purpose of raping OP

>> No.28467235

This is a virus that targets Ashkenazi Jews with 100% fatality

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>>28466960
hehe

>> No.28467301

>>28466654

A microwave oven with a heat lamp built into it to keep food warm.

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App reads genital temperature and tells if she's a real woman and how horny she is.

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>>28467061
Your vax social credits.
Die Kommunist.

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it's really simple: a toilet that loudly announces the weight of the shit you just took in it

>> No.28469932

>>28467188
Not one that recharges with USB-C

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>>28466654
I proposes a reintroduction of slavery

>> No.28470499

>>28466654
Invisible clock