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28452813 No.28452813 [Reply] [Original]

You're all going to jail for tax evasion and the worst part is they won't let you shitpost to let us know how you fucked up.

>> No.28452914

Honestly I’m just going to pay the tax. Call me a bootlicker I don’t give af

>> No.28453112

Zero tax on capital gains and 1.25% on total worth yea I think I'm fine lmao.

>> No.28453115
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Free sex, food and shelter.

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>>28452813
I thought about this a few times. We really need the normies on board. We need to unite against paying taxes, they can't arrest every american

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>>28452813
i plead massive losses

>> No.28453260

>>28452813
GOOD, pay your taxes! So that I can continue to apply for unemployment and welfare and get fat checks from the government and thus from your cucks

>> No.28453328

>>28452813

I just pay. 15% long term cap gains isn't that much of a hit to avoid jail/penalties

>> No.28453436

>>28452914
fuckin bootlicker no one cares if you pay your 10 dollars on your 100 gain bitch

>> No.28453440

>>28452813
I’m not an onlyfans or instathot. I will pay my taxes.

>> No.28453446

>>28453117
>arrest every American
They’ll just put a freeze on everyone’s bank accounts. All paychecks withheld automatically.

>> No.28453456

>>28452813
>what is a tax haven?
>what is monero?
>what is tornado?
>what is living in the middle of nowhere hundreds of miles from feds on a forested mountainside that you have to canoe toward to get to?

>> No.28453494
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I pay my taxes like a good boy.

>> No.28453548

You have to make money to pay taxes KEK

>> No.28453820

>>28452813
I'm too fucking poor, I'll never get above the CGT bracket, so I'll be fine.

>> No.28454587

>>28453446
everyone will use xDAI. its literally possible today.

>> No.28454720

>>28452813
Nah I'm not gonna fuck around. Doing it legit so I can avoid the headache. Used to do corporate taxation when I was younger and audits are a real bitch, especially when you're working for a smaller company and their archives are absolute trash.

>> No.28455433

>>28453446
What do you think would happen if they tried to do that to every american citizen? Lol I don't think it would be pretty

>> No.28455490

What gains? I sell high and buy low everytime

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>>28455490
this. i'm a pro.