I’m asking you older anons as a newfag

[Anonymous No.28451219]

What funny and easy business can I start for under 2000 dollars?

[Anonymous No.28451383]

>>28451219
Kneepads are definetly under $2000 dollars. Craiglist and a Gas Station bathroom are usually free services. Meet and suck off new and interesting people, chance to see the worst the world has to offer. Have quite the funny story to tell next time you're around friends.

[Anonymous No.28451518]

>>28451219
sell your piss bottles but label them as 'female urine' and add pictures of the supposed females in your ads
good luck bud

[Anonymous No.28451636]

>>28451219
Make a gloryhole and set it up in your mom's basement when she goes to sleep. Have random str8 guys come over and press your boi puss against the hole. Make sure you get the money first though

[Anonymous No.28451918]

kneepads

[Anonymous No.28451965]

>>28451383
>kneepads
/thread

[Anonymous No.28452419]

>>28451518
A good idea actually I might do that

[Anonymous No.28452542]

>>28452419
it's all yours my friend
remember me when you make it

[Anonymous No.28452557]

>>28451219
Bitbean sprouter

[Anonymous No.28452694]

Buy a lockpicking kit and become a bicycle recycler.