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how can i profit off of suicide?

>> No.2844776

>>2844768
Camwhore it, start accepting donations

>> No.2844784

There was an old lady that used to sell exit bags.

>> No.2844824

>>2844768
Sell Linkin Park burned CDs

>> No.2844825

>>2844776
this, just say the donations are to help your family pay for the funeral but fake your own death and run with the money

>> No.2844849

Make Tumblr blog about why people should suicide.

Tumblr is full of depressed teens either because they really have depression issues (Chester was molested as a kid and was still hurt by Chris Cornell's death cus they were close friends) or just because "look at me, i have depression, look at how much attention i need!!!". Just make a blog and post those black and white pictures of girls with emo hair and quotes like "~le society is oppressive so there's no reason to live and stuff".

Then place a-ads there in case you don't get accepted on adsense and profit $$$.

>> No.2844882

>>2844768
THESE WORDS THEY WILL NOT EEEE OOOO.

FEAR IS HOW I FALLLLL CONFUSING WHAT IS REEE OOO OOO OOOO.

>> No.2845190

>>2844768
Idk, but I remember my grandad telling me how he made 250k in one day by shorting the fuck out of aeronautics companies during 9/11.

>> No.2845228

Nice, just bought 100k nooses

>> No.2846006

KYS....profit.

>> No.2846031
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>>2844824
Anyone still buys CDs ?

>> No.2846036

>>2844768

>Adwords for Stool
>Create a website funnel for that sells stool
>"Act now and get free rope"
>Profit

>> No.2846040

>>2844768

custom T-Shirts.

>> No.2846045

>>2846036
Life insurance....

>> No.2846053

>>2844882
>REEE
ourguy

>> No.2846057

>>2844768
If you kys you won't have to pay to anyone for anything anymore. Profit!

>> No.2847246

>>2844824
I have a load of Linkin Park t-shirts. They're a bit tight around the neck but they hang well.

>> No.2847252

>>2844768
short their record company, although i doubt this would change the stock price that much

>> No.2847255

So fucked up... Many of us grew up with his voice. Don't be an asshole.

>> No.2847260
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>>2847246
>They're a bit tight around the neck but they hang well.

>> No.2847307

>>2844768
I have his and Shinodas autograph, Im selling.

>> No.2847358

>>2847252
No, buy. Artists get 1000x recognition, praise, and adoration after they die. Now that he killed himself it'll be cool to like linkin park and wear linkin park merch as "tribute". Imagine if Kurt Cobain was still alive, he'd be a fat, old amazing atheist looking motherfucker churning out albums that sound the same.

>> No.2847388

I read a book one time where they had a reality TV show where contestants committed suicide in elaborate ways before a live audience. A chunk of the proceeds went to their families or institutions of the victim's choosing.

I forget the name of the book.

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2847431

>4chan killed the poor dude by sucking out his meme energy with their shitposts

>> No.2847463

>>2844776
Which site is the best?

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>>2847358

>> No.2847693

>>2847388

was it Game of Death?

>> No.2847975

I own a business that sells rock and metal merchandises, go figure ;)

>> No.2848080

Run a funeral home. Business is always good.